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My mom is such a bitch

 
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My mom is such a bitch
ok so my mom asks me to come over her house for dinner with my wife. So we were thinking that we were in for a good home cooked meal, right? wrong. We get there and she fucking ordered pizza from pizza hut! can you beleive this bitch? what nerve?!? Here i think that she would at least make something for her son when she comes over for a MEAL. instead i get SCRAPS from a shitty pizza parlor. What a useless hag. next time she invites us over im basicly going to say f you.
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08/18/2008 09:29 AM
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hey dickface. you posted months ago. please die!
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08/18/2008 09:31 AM
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hey dickface. you posted months ago. please die!
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hey d bag, first of all ive only been on here for three weeks, second look at the damn ac number. what the fuck does someone else being mad at their mother have to do with me?
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08/18/2008 09:33 AM
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ahhh, go to hell!

love, your fuckin mom
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08/18/2008 09:33 AM
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yep she sounds like a whory bitch..

what do you expect us to say?


OOOOHHHH KNOWSSWWWWW
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08/18/2008 09:33 AM
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Appreciate your mother, you never know when you will lose her. Do you cook for her? If not, you have nothing to complain about.
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hey dickface. you posted months ago. please die!
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hey d bag, first of all ive only been on here for three weeks, second look at the damn ac number. what the fuck does someone else being mad at their mother have to do with me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 486666

try proxies, bitch, and we could care less that you and mommy are fighting. grow-up.
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08/18/2008 09:35 AM
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Wow, you bitch because your mom bought a pizza?!

How self centered of you. She invited you over for the company, not to slave over a meal to feed your unappreciative ass.

Why don't you cook a meal and invite her over? I am sure she would not complain if you ordered pizza.

wtf
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ok so my mom asks me to come over her house for dinner with my wife. So we were thinking that we were in for a good home cooked meal, right? wrong. We get there and she fucking ordered pizza from pizza hut! can you beleive this bitch? what nerve?!? Here i think that she would at least make something for her son when she comes over for a MEAL. instead i get SCRAPS from a shitty pizza parlor. What a useless hag. next time she invites us over im basicly going to say f you.
 Quoting: irritated 486666


Well it's pretty obvious she hates you. She was telling me lastnight, after our marathon sex session, what an ungrateful little twat she has for a son. I found it hard to believe, but you've just made it much easier for me.

Stop being such a cock an take your mother out for a meal or something.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

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08/18/2008 09:36 AM
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Wow, you bitch because your mom bought a pizza?!

How self centered of you. She invited you over for the company, not to slave over a meal to feed your unappreciative ass.

Why don't you cook a meal and invite her over? I am sure she would not complain if you ordered pizza.

wtf
 Quoting: A mother myself 486862


hey why dont you stfu? shes the woman and SUPPOSED to cook.
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ok so my mom asks me to come over her house for dinner with my wife. So we were thinking that we were in for a good home cooked meal, right? wrong. We get there and she fucking ordered pizza from pizza hut! can you beleive this bitch? what nerve?!? Here i think that she would at least make something for her son when she comes over for a MEAL. instead i get SCRAPS from a shitty pizza parlor. What a useless hag. next time she invites us over im basicly going to say f you.


Well it's pretty obvious she hates you. She was telling me lastnight, after our marathon sex session, what an ungrateful little twat she has for a son. I found it hard to believe, but you've just made it much easier for me.

Stop being such a cock an take your mother out for a meal or something.
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I will once shes done being a whore.
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Wow, you bitch because your mom bought a pizza?!

How self centered of you. She invited you over for the company, not to slave over a meal to feed your unappreciative ass.

Why don't you cook a meal and invite her over? I am sure she would not complain if you ordered pizza.

wtf


hey why dont you stfu? shes the woman and SUPPOSED to cook.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 486666

oh look, another fake shit stirrer. please die!
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08/18/2008 09:38 AM
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you are one unnappreciative motherfker!! Your complaining cos she got pizzas in instead of cooking?! I mean why the hell shud any of us give a shit for anyone other than her, go play in traffic
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08/18/2008 09:39 AM
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I will once shes done being a whore.
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Unfortunately, little one, that's not gonna happen.

So get over it, before she starts renting ur ass out so she can treat herself to Maccy D's
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

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ok so my mom asks me to come over her house for dinner with my wife. So we were thinking that we were in for a good home cooked meal, right? wrong. We get there and she fucking ordered pizza from pizza hut! can you beleive this bitch? what nerve?!? Here i think that she would at least make something for her son when she comes over for a MEAL. instead i get SCRAPS from a shitty pizza parlor. What a useless hag. next time she invites us over im basicly going to say f you.
 Quoting: irritated 486666



Sounds like your Mother wanted to see
Her son, But had to Bribe him to visit..

Grow up Boy..

With Mothers and Wives it is Not
what they 'say or do'..

It is WHY they 'said or did' you have
to figure out..


..
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08/18/2008 09:41 AM
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OP is the drama queen of GLP
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ok so my mom asks me to come over her house for dinner with my wife. So we were thinking that we were in for a good home cooked meal, right? wrong. We get there and she fucking ordered pizza from pizza hut! can you beleive this bitch? what nerve?!? Here i think that she would at least make something for her son when she comes over for a MEAL. instead i get SCRAPS from a shitty pizza parlor. What a useless hag. next time she invites us over im basicly going to say f you.
 Quoting: irritated 486666

So what if she orders pizza? Who gives a fuck? She invited you and your wife into her home, didn't she? Show a little appreciation for your mother, moron.
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08/18/2008 09:46 AM
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dont feed this troll fucker..everyone should respect and love their mums regardless of the present problems..you only get one and shes always no1
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08/18/2008 09:46 AM
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Re: My mom is such a bitch
hey why dont you stfu? shes the woman and SUPPOSED to cook.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 486666

another do If you're going to start a stupid shit stirring thread, at least try to make it original so it's not SO obvious. BORING.
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08/18/2008 09:47 AM
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nice to see your happy smileing face LS

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08/18/2008 09:49 AM
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Re: My mom is such a bitch
The precious cheese of the overlords is wasted on your pathetic, yeastlike mild! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY AGAINST PIZZA!! What new learning have u attained to share with us OP in your cryptic trolling?
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08/18/2008 09:51 AM
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Did you eat the pizza though? Think about your answer carefully....
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08/18/2008 10:13 AM
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Hey, shitbag, this IS you. Same style of writing, same shitty little selfiush attitude.


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Haven't seen that bitch in a year. So we made plans to come home for a couple days to avoid my GF's parents who are fucked up as well.

Well my mom says what do you want me to have for you, for dinner? I'm like how about some pizza with mushroom, pepperoni, hamburger on it as toppings.

Then she's like NOPE, and refuses, saying she won't give me unhealthy food. I'm like fuck you then, bitch, we're not going to come home. Then I hang up on her. So now I guess we're going to get a hotel or something.

Fuckin' bitches, how dare she say no to me specially when she asked me what I wanted. Now you see why I never come to that hell hole. Just get me a damn pizza it's not heroin. Whatever, maybe I'll try again in another year.



Soooo......
You have issues dude. Your punk ass needs some serious mental help.

Go away and come back without your crapfilled attitude. Nobody likes you. You don't even like you. Maybe Mom did a pisspoor job of raising you, or dad, or whatever. People have shitty childhoods and come out clean and strong. I did. And so have many others.

Get the fuck over your ugly self. I wouldn't serve you if you crawled to my doorstep, ribs showing, rotted teeth and rickets. Nope. Go the hell away. You are poison in our society.
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IP numbers change all the time on here. That IS you you little asswipe and you know it. Stop lying.
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ok so my mom asks me to come over her house for dinner with my wife. So we were thinking that we were in for a good home cooked meal, right? wrong. We get there and she fucking ordered pizza from pizza hut! can you beleive this bitch? what nerve?!? Here i think that she would at least make something for her son when she comes over for a MEAL. instead i get SCRAPS from a shitty pizza parlor. What a useless hag. next time she invites us over im basicly going to say f you.
 Quoting: irritated 486666

Hey I feel for you. My mother is a bitch also. We haven't spoken in over 2 years.

She should have cooked a home cooked meal for you. I used to do it all the time for a friend of my husbands. He was a bachelor & I think he was tired of his own cooking because he sure packed it away when he was eating here.
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No doubt she spent your childhood cooking for you.

So if she doesn' want to cook anymore, she is entitled not to.

Get over it. And, if you had any manners at all, you would have offered to pay for the pizza.
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Hey I feel for you. My mother is a bitch also. We haven't spoken in over 2 years.

She should have cooked a home cooked meal for you. I used to do it all the time for a friend of my husbands. He was a bachelor & I think he was tired of his own cooking because he sure packed it away when he was eating here.
 Quoting: mopar28m


Are you kidding? You get an invitation to dinner and you think YOU are entitled to plan the menu???

GROW UP.
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There are millions starving at this very moment and you are bitching about a fucking pizza?!

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hey dickface. you posted months ago. please die!
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 Quoting: LS



neener OP! Busted!
anything after 'but' is bullshit!

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ok so my mom asks me to come over her house for dinner with my wife. So we were thinking that we were in for a good home cooked meal, right? wrong. We get there and she fucking ordered pizza from pizza hut! can you beleive this bitch? what nerve?!? Here i think that she would at least make something for her son when she comes over for a MEAL. instead i get SCRAPS from a shitty pizza parlor. What a useless hag. next time she invites us over im basicly going to say f you.
 Quoting: irritated 486666


Maybe your mother's ongoing shame, frustration and sense of total failure in producing such a selfish ingrate for a son has overwhelmed her memory of how to cook a meal. It happens.
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