My mom is such a bitch

hey dickface. you posted months ago. please die!
Thread: DAMN MY MOM'S A bitch

hey d bag, first of all ive only been on here for three weeks, second look at the damn ac number. what the fuck does someone else being mad at their mother have to do with me?

ahhh, go to hell!

love, your fuckin mom

yep she sounds like a whory bitch..

what do you expect us to say?


OOOOHHHH KNOWSSWWWWW

Appreciate your mother, you never know when you will lose her. Do you cook for her? If not, you have nothing to complain about.

try proxies, bitch, and we could care less that you and mommy are fighting. grow-up.
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Wow, you bitch because your mom bought a pizza?!

How self centered of you. She invited you over for the company, not to slave over a meal to feed your unappreciative ass.

Why don't you cook a meal and invite her over? I am sure she would not complain if you ordered pizza.

Well it's pretty obvious she hates you. She was telling me lastnight, after our marathon sex session, what an ungrateful little twat she has for a son. I found it hard to believe, but you've just made it much easier for me.

Stop being such a cock an take your mother out for a meal or something.

hey why dont you stfu? shes the woman and SUPPOSED to cook.

I will once shes done being a whore.

oh look, another fake shit stirrer. please die!

you are one unnappreciative motherfker!! Your complaining cos she got pizzas in instead of cooking?! I mean why the hell shud any of us give a shit for anyone other than her, go play in traffic

Unfortunately, little one, that's not gonna happen.

So get over it, before she starts renting ur ass out so she can treat herself to Maccy D's

Sounds like your Mother wanted to see
Her son, But had to Bribe him to visit..

Grow up Boy..

With Mothers and Wives it is Not
what they 'say or do'..

It is WHY they 'said or did' you have
to figure out..


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OP is the drama queen of GLP

So what if she orders pizza? Who gives a fuck? She invited you and your wife into her home, didn't she? Show a little appreciation for your mother, moron.

dont feed this troll fucker..everyone should respect and love their mums regardless of the present problems..you only get one and shes always no1

If you're going to start a stupid shit stirring thread, at least try to make it original so it's not SO obvious. BORING.

nice to see your happy smileing face LS

:fllwrr:

The precious cheese of the overlords is wasted on your pathetic, yeastlike mild! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY AGAINST PIZZA!! What new learning have u attained to share with us OP in your cryptic trolling?

Did you eat the pizza though? Think about your answer carefully....

Hey, shitbag, this IS you. Same style of writing, same shitty little selfiush attitude.


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User ID: 290624
5/20/2008 4:44 PM
Report abusive post DAMN MY MOM'S A bitch
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Haven't seen that bitch in a year. So we made plans to come home for a couple days to avoid my GF's parents who are fucked up as well.

Well my mom says what do you want me to have for you, for dinner? I'm like how about some pizza with mushroom, pepperoni, hamburger on it as toppings.

Then she's like NOPE, and refuses, saying she won't give me unhealthy food. I'm like fuck you then, bitch, we're not going to come home. Then I hang up on her. So now I guess we're going to get a hotel or something.

Fuckin' bitches, how dare she say no to me specially when she asked me what I wanted. Now you see why I never come to that hell hole. Just get me a damn pizza it's not heroin. Whatever, maybe I'll try again in another year.



Soooo......
You have issues dude. Your punk ass needs some serious mental help.

Go away and come back without your crapfilled attitude. Nobody likes you. You don't even like you. Maybe Mom did a pisspoor job of raising you, or dad, or whatever. People have shitty childhoods and come out clean and strong. I did. And so have many others.

Get the fuck over your ugly self. I wouldn't serve you if you crawled to my doorstep, ribs showing, rotted teeth and rickets. Nope. Go the hell away. You are poison in our society.

IP numbers change all the time on here. That IS you you little asswipe and you know it. Stop lying.

Hey I feel for you. My mother is a bitch also. We haven't spoken in over 2 years.

She should have cooked a home cooked meal for you. I used to do it all the time for a friend of my husbands. He was a bachelor & I think he was tired of his own cooking because he sure packed it away when he was eating here.

No doubt she spent your childhood cooking for you.

So if she doesn' want to cook anymore, she is entitled not to.

Get over it. And, if you had any manners at all, you would have offered to pay for the pizza.

There are millions starving at this very moment and you are bitching about a fucking pizza?!

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OP! Busted!

Maybe your mother's ongoing shame, frustration and sense of total failure in producing such a selfish ingrate for a son has overwhelmed her memory of how to cook a meal. It happens.