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Galactic Security Needs Your Help...Have you seen Zefram Cochrane?

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Munster
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8/20/2008 1:51 PM
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*begin earth transmission*

Greetings human fools, er, beings. I am from Galactic Security which is comprised of the best time-PoPo's in the quadrant. I am sending a signal back in time courtesy of John Titor. What we want is quite simple...

ZEFRAM COCHRANE

zeframC



We need to stop this Zefram lunatic before he uses his warp drive to create first contact with the totally naive Vulcan race. This will take place on April 5 2063. Let me tell you the quality of life in the cosmos has gone downhill ever since.

For laymen, your planet has been the Truman Show of this sector, every single event and individual human life drama is being broadcast to thousands of inhabited worlds. This has been going on for eons but not until these days have we seen "humanity" up close and personal. We have decided to undo this mess.

By going back your time, we can avert this catastrophe of what became known as the human viral effect (HVE). The catch is we don't know for sure what Zephram Cochrane looks like as a 7 year old in your time, but here is our best computer model of Zefram at age 7...

opie1


A reward is being offered. Thanks for your help.

*end transmission*
Anonymous Coward
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8/20/2008 1:52 PM
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What in the fuck is this?
ambiguity unlimited
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8/20/2008 1:56 PM
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rofl...long time no see grampa....is lilly still as sexy as ever?
dookie stain
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8/20/2008 1:57 PM
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<Hailing Frequency>

Send me the Vulcan T'pol to be my slave and I'll personally whack Zefram for you.....if you can't get me T'pol, one of those green Orion slave girls is OK too...

<end transmission>
Munster
User ID: 259429
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8/20/2008 1:58 PM
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rofl...long time no see grampa....is lilly still as sexy as ever?
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Yes, she says hi...lol

lilly
Anonymous Coward
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8/20/2008 1:59 PM
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Now that's funny you should have put it in that other dipshits thread!
Anonymous Coward
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8/20/2008 1:59 PM
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scream
ambiguity unlimited
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8/20/2008 2:01 PM
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i preferred the "flamecutting" outfit she wore in the herman moonlighting episode....lol booty-licious...lol
Munster
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8/20/2008 2:07 PM
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i preferred the "flamecutting" outfit she wore in the herman moonlighting episode....lol booty-licious...lol
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I always had something for her daughter Marilyn, especially when she sat in my lap.

marilyn
Munster
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8/20/2008 2:08 PM
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<Hailing Frequency>

Send me the Vulcan T'pol to be my slave and I'll personally whack Zefram for you.....if you can't get me T'pol, one of those green Orion slave girls is OK too...

<end transmission>
 Quoting: dookie stain 317540


From what I've heard, T'pol has been tossed around by numerous Klingon factions as a sex toy. Sorry...
ambiguity unlimited
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8/20/2008 2:21 PM
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i preferred the "flamecutting" outfit she wore in the herman moonlighting episode....lol booty-licious...lol


I always had something for her daughter Marilyn, especially when she sat in my lap.

marilyn
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pat priest was indeed hot stuff in the mid 60s....but wasnt Marilyn a niece?
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8/20/2008 2:21 PM
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Anyway, have a great day. I'm heading out disc golfing...
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