Galactic Security Needs Your Help...Have you seen Zefram Cochrane? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1041442 Puerto Rico 09/19/2011 01:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He's here. They found him. Thread: My name is ZEFRAM COCHRANE... has anyone been here looking for me? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 42366297 United States 07/04/2013 12:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *begin earth transmission* Quoting: Munster...For laymen, your planet has been the Truman Show of this sector, every single event and individual human life drama is being broadcast to thousands of inhabited worlds. This has been going on for eons but not until these days have we seen "humanity" up close and personal. We have decided to undo this mess. *end transmission* LOL It's amazing what GLP archives can produce. LOL |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78678802 United States 09/04/2020 02:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *begin earth transmission* Quoting: Munster...For laymen, your planet has been the Truman Show of this sector, every single event and individual human life drama is being broadcast to thousands of inhabited worlds. This has been going on for eons but not until these days have we seen "humanity" up close and personal. We have decided to undo this mess. *end transmission* LOL It's amazing what GLP archives can produce. LOL LMAO, I go dumpster diving frequently on GLP. The OP provided a funny post that's hard to find today. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73517239 Canada 09/29/2020 12:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *begin earth transmission* Quoting: Munster Greetings human fools, er, beings. I am from Galactic Security which is comprised of the best time-PoPo's in the quadrant. I am sending a signal back in time courtesy of John Titor. What we want is quite simple... ZEFRAM COCHRANE :zeframC: We need to stop this Zefram lunatic before he uses his warp drive to create first contact with the totally naive Vulcan race. This will take place on April 5 2063. Let me tell you the quality of life in the cosmos has gone downhill ever since. For laymen, your planet has been the Truman Show of this sector, every single event and individual human life drama is being broadcast to thousands of inhabited worlds. This has been going on for eons but not until these days have we seen "humanity" up close and personal. We have decided to undo this mess. By going back your time, we can avert this catastrophe of what became known as the human viral effect (HVE). The catch is we don't know for sure what Zephram Cochrane looks like as a 7 year old in your time, but here is our best computer model of Zefram at age 7... :opie1: A reward is being offered. Thanks for your help. *end transmission* That woould be me. Impulse drive already working Warp drive at design stage. Good luck finding me |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24798627 United States 11/29/2020 02:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *begin earth transmission* Quoting: Munster Greetings human fools, er, beings. I am from Galactic Security which is comprised of the best time-PoPo's in the quadrant. I am sending a signal back in time courtesy of John Titor. What we want is quite simple... ZEFRAM COCHRANE :zeframC: We need to stop this Zefram lunatic before he uses his warp drive to create first contact with the totally naive Vulcan race. This will take place on April 5 2063. Let me tell you the quality of life in the cosmos has gone downhill ever since. For laymen, your planet has been the Truman Show of this sector, every single event and individual human life drama is being broadcast to thousands of inhabited worlds. This has been going on for eons but not until these days have we seen "humanity" up close and personal. We have decided to undo this mess. By going back your time, we can avert this catastrophe of what became known as the human viral effect (HVE). The catch is we don't know for sure what Zephram Cochrane looks like as a 7 year old in your time, but here is our best computer model of Zefram at age 7... :opie1: A reward is being offered. Thanks for your help. *end transmission* That woould be me. Impulse drive already working Warp drive at design stage. Good luck finding me Ahh, the good old days of GLP |