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Galactic Security Needs Your Help...Have you seen Zefram Cochrane?

 
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He's here. They found him. Thread: My name is ZEFRAM COCHRANE... has anyone been here looking for me?
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Re: Galactic Security Needs Your Help...Have you seen Zefram Cochrane?
And so it begins...
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Re: Galactic Security Needs Your Help...Have you seen Zefram Cochrane?
*begin earth transmission*

...For laymen, your planet has been the Truman Show of this sector, every single event and individual human life drama is being broadcast to thousands of inhabited worlds. This has been going on for eons but not until these days have we seen "humanity" up close and personal. We have decided to undo this mess.

*end transmission*
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lol

bump
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LOL
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It's amazing what GLP archives can produce. LOL
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Re: Galactic Security Needs Your Help...Have you seen Zefram Cochrane?
*begin earth transmission*

...For laymen, your planet has been the Truman Show of this sector, every single event and individual human life drama is being broadcast to thousands of inhabited worlds. This has been going on for eons but not until these days have we seen "humanity" up close and personal. We have decided to undo this mess.

*end transmission*
 Quoting: Munster


lol

bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1065021


LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313810


It's amazing what GLP archives can produce. LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42366297


LMAO, I go dumpster diving frequently on GLP. The OP provided a funny post that's hard to find today.
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lol

bump
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LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313810


It's amazing what GLP archives can produce. LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42366297


LMAO, I go dumpster diving frequently on GLP. The OP provided a funny post that's hard to find today.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78678802


this is entirely possible in today's reality
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Re: Galactic Security Needs Your Help...Have you seen Zefram Cochrane?
*begin earth transmission*

Greetings human fools, er, beings. I am from Galactic Security which is comprised of the best time-PoPo's in the quadrant. I am sending a signal back in time courtesy of John Titor. What we want is quite simple...

ZEFRAM COCHRANE

:zeframC:



We need to stop this Zefram lunatic before he uses his warp drive to create first contact with the totally naive Vulcan race. This will take place on April 5 2063. Let me tell you the quality of life in the cosmos has gone downhill ever since.

For laymen, your planet has been the Truman Show of this sector, every single event and individual human life drama is being broadcast to thousands of inhabited worlds. This has been going on for eons but not until these days have we seen "humanity" up close and personal. We have decided to undo this mess.

By going back your time, we can avert this catastrophe of what became known as the human viral effect (HVE). The catch is we don't know for sure what Zephram Cochrane looks like as a 7 year old in your time, but here is our best computer model of Zefram at age 7...

:opie1:


A reward is being offered. Thanks for your help.

*end transmission*
 Quoting: Munster


That woould be me.

Impulse drive already working

Warp drive at design stage.

Good luck finding me
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Re: Galactic Security Needs Your Help...Have you seen Zefram Cochrane?
how can I sign up for galactic security? I could help you
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Re: Galactic Security Needs Your Help...Have you seen Zefram Cochrane?
Picard has his signal locked on:





[link to www.chick.com (secure)]
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Re: Galactic Security Needs Your Help...Have you seen Zefram Cochrane?
how can I sign up for galactic security? I could help you
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you are already helping by knowing this reality exists
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lol

bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1065021


LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313810


It's amazing what GLP archives can produce. LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42366297


LMAO, I go dumpster diving frequently on GLP. The OP provided a funny post that's hard to find today.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78678802


you got that right, no fun today...
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Re: Galactic Security Needs Your Help...Have you seen Zefram Cochrane?
*begin earth transmission*

Greetings human fools, er, beings. I am from Galactic Security which is comprised of the best time-PoPo's in the quadrant. I am sending a signal back in time courtesy of John Titor. What we want is quite simple...

ZEFRAM COCHRANE

:zeframC:



We need to stop this Zefram lunatic before he uses his warp drive to create first contact with the totally naive Vulcan race. This will take place on April 5 2063. Let me tell you the quality of life in the cosmos has gone downhill ever since.

For laymen, your planet has been the Truman Show of this sector, every single event and individual human life drama is being broadcast to thousands of inhabited worlds. This has been going on for eons but not until these days have we seen "humanity" up close and personal. We have decided to undo this mess.

By going back your time, we can avert this catastrophe of what became known as the human viral effect (HVE). The catch is we don't know for sure what Zephram Cochrane looks like as a 7 year old in your time, but here is our best computer model of Zefram at age 7...

:opie1:


A reward is being offered. Thanks for your help.

*end transmission*
 Quoting: Munster


That woould be me.

Impulse drive already working

Warp drive at design stage.

Good luck finding me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73517239


Ahh, the good old days of GLP





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