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Criss Angel is Satan... PROOF!

 
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Criss Angel is Satan... PROOF!
or possibly just one of his minions... ok on with the "proof"....

1. his name. Criss Angel... Criss = Christ, and then Angel. Christ Angel... a claim only a demon or the Devil himself would make!

2. his trade. magic!! illusion? sure, some of it. but only what he plans to show us to convince us that he is another David Copperfield. truth is, most of his magic is just that! evil magic! very "Anti-Christ" if you ask me.

3. his show. Mind Freak. enough said.

4. his appearance and charm. he has soo many fans, followers even. he is adored and worshiped by many... hm. his dark beauty is unmistakable and he is incredibly at ease in front of the public. they eat him up.

5. his slight "lisp". just as i would imagine a snake would speak over a forked tongue. ah, serpent Criss....

6. evil resides in evil. where his main show is and where he makes most of his money? Las Vegas baby! Sin City. where else would a devil be most comfortable?

7. just got to his website! if you click to get more information about his new show Criss Angel: Believe (hm???) the header is "The Time Has Come For Loyal Worldwide". self explanatory!!

8. imagery. again, i refer to his website www.crissangel.com. the first thing you see is Criss, our Demon, floating at the top, arms outstretched looking very deathly and gothic. what better way to deceive than to be so obvious its not even funny? geez, just look at any of his imagery.

9. quotes from his site...

"Criss has been both the #2 and #1 most searched name on Yahoo.com in consecutive weeks"
"Criss Angel's overwhelmingly dominates the internet as his demonstrations have been viewed on YouTube.com a staggering 5 times more frequently than David Blaine and 10 times more frequently than David Copperfield. CrissAngel.com is visited by more unique visitors each month than any magician in internet history. Criss' merchandise sales have exceedingly surpassed any artist of his kind and rival the most influential artists in any music genre today."
"Without a doubt, Criss Angel is single-handedly responsible for magic's most recent resurgence in popular culture."

10. i have no ten but nine was lonely :)


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DBF (OP)

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damnit it logged me out... I posted this!
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08/21/2008 10:30 PM
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hmmmm, good reasons for, but can you call it proof?
DBF (OP)

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thats why i put proof in quotation marks. this IS a conspiracy THEORY site isnt it? and i said its open for discussion... but i must say the evidence is overwhelming, huh?
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HEED MY WARNING!!!! CRISS ANGEL IS PURE EVIL!! BEWARE OF HIS DECEPTION AND MAGICAL LIES!!!! HE IS THE FUCKING DEVIL
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HEED MY WARNING!!!! CRISS ANGEL IS PURE EVIL!! BEWARE OF HIS DECEPTION AND MAGICAL LIES!!!! HE IS THE FUCKING DEVIL
 Quoting: DBF

just one of many antichrist spirits...but not the head honcho.
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he's my brother. you are the magic trick for the last week in August..you prepared opie? He can HARDLY WAIT.
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FSHGHT
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he's my brother. you are the magic trick for the last week in August..you prepared opie? He can HARDLY WAIT.
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eat my ass, barney ;)
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Idiot.
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Idiot.
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you must be a fan of the Tainted One
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Where did he learn all that magic anyway? Certainly not in a class... He's not satan but he has contact with at least one of the jinn. (whoops sorry about that, I mean devils)
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he's a fucking pansy assed cockgobbling dabbler dilettante.

the devil would wipe his rotted festering bunghole with criss and feed him to rosie.

believe.
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Where did he learn all that magic anyway?
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hes been doing it since he was 6. he was born with the evil gift
DBF (OP)

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he's a fucking pansy assed cockgobbling dabbler dilettante.

the devil would wipe his rotted festering bunghole with criss and feed him to rosie.

believe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 489048


ok so he's Satan's bitch. he's still evil
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you people suck
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he's a fucking pansy assed cockgobbling dabbler dilettante.

the devil would wipe his rotted festering bunghole with criss and feed him to rosie.

believe.
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HAHAHAHAHA

OH NO! SOME GUY CAN DO VIDEO EDITING, HE TEH DEVIL@!!!!!!!!!!
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you got to be retarded to believe that....He's a 21st century magician and thats it....He's a Vegas showman....Get with it you tools.
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bsflag
I say burn all of your bridges while you still have control of the flame
' "Those who give up freedom in the name of security deserve neither".
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6. evil resides in evil. where his main show is and where he makes most of his money? Las Vegas baby! Sin City. where else would a devil be most comfortable?
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Sin City...BAH!

Las Vegas is about as sinful as Disneyland. The 'what stays in Vegas' crap is a MARKETING PLOY.

I'd say the 'darkest' city in the USA was pre-Katrina New Orleans. Several friends of mine, much more in-the-know about 'dark things' than me, agree. Couple of those friends hang with Kenneth Anger...
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i have waited all day, but i think i can call it now...................








this thread is officially deemed the Dumbest Thread of the Day!
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another do
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as far as magicians go- he's no dubya, now that guy really pulled a fast one.
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FSHGHT
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you gotta know he's hoping more and more people will say this. negative pr is free advertising, pays the bills baby. smart kid.
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6. evil resides in evil. where his main show is and where he makes most of his money? Las Vegas baby! Sin City. where else would a devil be most comfortable?



Sin City...BAH!

Las Vegas is about as sinful as Disneyland. The 'what stays in Vegas' crap is a MARKETING PLOY.

I'd say the 'darkest' city in the USA was pre-Katrina New Orleans. Several friends of mine, much more in-the-know about 'dark things' than me, agree. Couple of those friends hang with Kenneth Anger...
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disney 666
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Sin City...BAH!

Las Vegas is about as sinful as Disneyland. The 'what stays in Vegas' crap is a MARKETING PLOY.

I'd say the 'darkest' city in the USA was pre-Katrina New Orleans. Several friends of mine, much more in-the-know about 'dark things' than me, agree. Couple of those friends hang with Kenneth Anger...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 299382

Yeah, do not believe everything you are told. The majority of las vegas is people hanging with friends on vacation/families on vacation/older or retired folks getting away or folks that came out here to get married.

Don't get me wrong there are certain places/elements and people (as anywhere) that would make almost anyone blush, but overall it is about how to get more money from the tourist.
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"you people suck.." omg that's so evil. shroom
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6. evil resides in evil. where his main show is and where he makes most of his money? Las Vegas baby! Sin City. where else would a devil be most comfortable?



Sin City...BAH!

Las Vegas is about as sinful as Disneyland. The 'what stays in Vegas' crap is a MARKETING PLOY.

I'd say the 'darkest' city in the USA was pre-Katrina New Orleans. Several friends of mine, much more in-the-know about 'dark things' than me, agree. Couple of those friends hang with Kenneth Anger...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 299382



NOLA was/is old world creepy. Vegas is new world creepy. Founded by the mob, all about money and sex. Totally ARTIFICIAL.

Now, to the OP: I don't know what Criss Angel is beyond an amazing magician. I saw the show where he walked on water. I don't know how the fuck he did that, unless it was edited film and a complete fraud.

You can't say who or what "Satan" is, for sure. Nobody can. Evil in all of it's manifestations, perhaps? The matrix? Dick Cheney must have been born with horns. He's WAY worse than any magician, dontcha think?
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Regardless... Lost Angels, Sin City, and Walt Disney Florida, parts in Colorado, and some in Texas have some splainin' to do. Along with the New Orleans as a hideout of dark arts and those that harbored French assassin and planned to kill Kennedy.

I rethink that. All places have been infiltrated. Some more than others like Ohio branches of masonry.
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he's a fucking pansy assed cockgobbling dabbler dilettante.

the devil would wipe his rotted festering bunghole with criss and feed him to rosie.

believe.


HAHAHAHAHA

OH NO! SOME GUY CAN DO VIDEO EDITING, HE TEH DEVIL@!!!!!!!!!!
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Editors can do anything, the True wizards
Fear Profits a Man Nothing.
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