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Criss Angel is Satan... PROOF!

 
MatrixLNIN11

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hey...i have a theory that i know how he can make things disapear..
right have you all ever heard of the fourth dimension...we live in the third dimension...

and yeah...anyway i think that criss "angel" is (and i know this will sound dumb to some of you) is either a fallen angel or a deomonic person who has thuroly sold his sould to the devil...and anyway i think that he has the power to switch things between the dimesions...that is why it seems like he is making things disapear.

i dont think that criss is the devel but im pretty sure he is a huge follower of lucifer.
 Quoting: 333 545721


VERY CLOSE M8.

Your first observation is excellent.

your second is ok.

your third is half true.


Criss is a HYBRID... one of the more powerful gifted Reptilian shapeshifters most likely, having fun with his ability.

and yes, has connections to the Illuminati as does DAVID BLAINE.

you think its a coincidence Criss' base camp or "home" is Vegas at the LUXOR (black pyramid)?? ;)) LOL

he's a very good (one of the best like blaine) street magician thats masking REAL 4TH dimensional abilities with illusion and conventional magic BECAUSE its a requirement or CODE for those who possess that ability or potential to shatter the illusion of freewill this physical reality is bound by.

those that think everything he's doing is just "entertainment" and "magic", are just as clueless as those who think its all REAL.... Criss is on a very high frequency and operates just outside the normal low vibrational human frequency of awareness.

is he the devil or Evil??

No. lol... at least not in the literal context of that definition once you look outside the illusion or from a different perspective that those enslaved by traditional paradigms of most religious systems can't. Once you do though, what he's doing is both humorous and enlightening because he's merely playing with powers that are perceived as "evil" by those enslaved by religion such as xtianity which has a retarded concept or understanding of "God" which BTW, was engineered by the same "group" that Criss is connected to.

He's also teaching an important lesson between the LInES, to those in the know about the ILLUSION and not caught in the trap of religion whose teachings have essentially caused the FEAR people have of him.

this is a very good summarization of the point i'm making about the deeper LESSON he's teaching:
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You people are retarded. There are no real facts to backup your ignorant claims. Chriss Angel uses a combination of great coordinated illusions, acting, cinematography to preform his stunts. Get a clue and stop blaming an imaginary character (Satan) for things you dont understand. You're intelligent human beings (I'd like to think) stop wasting your common sense on something that has NEVER been proven scientifically.

I propose a Challenge to any and all. MAKE ME A BELIEVER!!!
If you can prove beyond all reasonable doubt that god, jesus, satan, or the bible in its entirety is 100% true and real. ill repent and swear my faith anew. Facts ONLY mind you, no outrageous claims of halfhearted miracles or ficticious "messagesfrom god".
 Quoting: You'll Call Me AntiChrist 657097


clappa

99% TRUE. WELL SAID.
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Can he do this?
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or possibly just one of his minions... ok on with the "proof"....

1. his name. Criss Angel... Criss = Christ, and then Angel. Christ Angel... a claim only a demon or the Devil himself would make!

2. his trade. magic!! illusion? sure, some of it. but only what he plans to show us to convince us that he is another David Copperfield. truth is, most of his magic is just that! evil magic! very "Anti-Christ" if you ask me.

3. his show. Mind Freak. enough said.

4. his appearance and charm. he has soo many fans, followers even. he is adored and worshiped by many... hm. his dark beauty is unmistakable and he is incredibly at ease in front of the public. they eat him up.

5. his slight "lisp". just as i would imagine a snake would speak over a forked tongue. ah, serpent Criss....

6. evil resides in evil. where his main show is and where he makes most of his money? Las Vegas baby! Sin City. where else would a devil be most comfortable?

7. just got to his website! if you click to get more information about his new show Criss Angel: Believe (hm???) the header is "The Time Has Come For Loyal Worldwide". self explanatory!!

8. imagery. again, i refer to his website www.crissangel.com. the first thing you see is Criss, our Demon, floating at the top, arms outstretched looking very deathly and gothic. what better way to deceive than to be so obvious its not even funny? geez, just look at any of his imagery.

9. quotes from his site...

"Criss has been both the #2 and #1 most searched name on Yahoo.com in consecutive weeks"
"Criss Angel's overwhelmingly dominates the internet as his demonstrations have been viewed on YouTube.com a staggering 5 times more frequently than David Blaine and 10 times more frequently than David Copperfield. CrissAngel.com is visited by more unique visitors each month than any magician in internet history. Criss' merchandise sales have exceedingly surpassed any artist of his kind and rival the most influential artists in any music genre today."
"Without a doubt, Criss Angel is single-handedly responsible for magic's most recent resurgence in popular culture."

10. i have no ten but nine was lonely :)


this thread is open for comments!
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He's doomed. He will have his place with his fellow demons, in the Lake which burneth with Fire.

His time draweth near.
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Where did he learn all that magic anyway?
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hes been doing it since he was 6. he was born with the evil gift
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There's your number 10!
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:disney 666:



Don't forget about the top of 'T' in Walt. Makes another 6.

So now he's 6666 = MEGA MEGA MEGA EVIL!!!!

"I'll see your 4-6's and raise you 2"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 299382

But he's not evil! He offers an alternative to teaching children morals without scaring them with religion!
 Quoting: The Antichrist 666



Hey Einstein... Who (exactly) determines what is "moral" and not moral, in your brilliant antichrist mind.
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So he came here to do magic tricks to make money? if i was demon i would do some cooler shit
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The love of money is the root of all sorts of evil.
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You people are retarded. There are no real facts to backup your ignorant claims. Chriss Angel uses a combination of great coordinated illusions, acting, cinematography to preform his stunts. Get a clue and stop blaming an imaginary character (Satan) for things you dont understand. You're intelligent human beings (I'd like to think) stop wasting your common sense on something that has NEVER been proven scientifically.

I propose a Challenge to any and all. MAKE ME A BELIEVER!!!
If you can prove beyond all reasonable doubt that god, jesus, satan, or the bible in its entirety is 100% true and real. ill repent and swear my faith anew. Facts ONLY mind you, no outrageous claims of halfhearted miracles or ficticious "messagesfrom god".
 Quoting: You'll Call Me AntiChrist 657097



BS


"And he said to him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead." Luke 16:31
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Yes, he is a fake and a phony. Other magicians admit that they are doing tricks, but he pretends do be doing real magic.

A magician who can do all of his tricks is explaining exactly how they are done on a TV show.

If he is doing any real magic, he is using black magic. And for that and making a lot of $$ off of gullible people he will pay a high price in another lifetime.
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That's why the bible calls them LYING signs and wonders.
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Criss Angel is an entertainer. He loves his mother and father very much. Doesn't the Bible say to "honor your mother and father?" He thanks God for what he has and he asks God to keep him safe during some of his illusions and tricks.

He is a great showman and entertainer and he likes the heavy metal style fashion. That's all it is....fashion.

Lay off Criss. He's a good guy.
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Problem is, evil people are incapable of seeing evil for what it is. The will defend evil people, because they are so desensitized to evil, that they are incapable of discerning evil, even when evil is right in their face.

I'm sure there are plenty of other evils that you also readily defend. I have ZERO doubt about that.
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This proof is a big shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! satan wont wear holy cross
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Are you kidding? Where'd you come up with THAT asinine assumption? Certainly not the bible.

Look at all of the evil trash in Hollywood and the "music" business. Wearing oversize crosses.
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All you Negative motherfuckers are so stupid! How would you feel if you actually were happy with the illusions you can do but all of a sudden everyone says your fake, satanic, and dead! I bet you would feel horrible. I am christian so i am pretty sure all you haters are going to hell. Criss angel has angel in itso how does that make him a devil or satanic? If you actually saw him up close i bet you would change your mind completely!MINDFREAK all of you!
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Why are you Christians so stupid. I mean obviously you should be able to read minds and know when you are in danger to protect yourself. You can't though and worse you say all this nonesense about the guy being the devil --- and he seems that he is a nice guy and I'm sure he doesn't hurt anybody. And you know none of you christians can properly take care of your families none of you knows how to protect them, yet you go on and on about how evil he is. Well what about you people scareing people away from learning how to protect themselves and their familes with this nonesense that it is evil and obviously the devil, you people are a joke!!!! WHy do people like Criss Angel because he delivers what no church delivers ---- security in what they can do! And I'm sure no loving God would deny someone the ability to use their mind for protection. The churches are failing badly so badly , most people suck, because you people are the stupidest meanest, irrational people that ever was. and I know I'm smart and I know Criss Angel is smart and his friend is likely smart too, even if there is a slight dissconnection to their heart , I'm sure from listening to you though that your heart is a lot more dissconnected then his and your brain. And also I would like to say that you christians on here have a lot more bad to say about almost everyone then any satanist out there, and actually they don't worship satin, they think god is evil and avoid him and they all say go about their lives living as good people! get a clue, grow an independent brain cell.
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hey...i have a theory that i know how he can make things disapear..
right have you all ever heard of the fourth dimension...we live in the third dimension...and yeah...anyway i think that criss "angel" is (and i know this will sound dumb to some of you) is either a fallen angel or a deomonic person who has thuroly sold his sould to the devil...and anyway i think that he has the power to switch things between the dimesions...that is why it seems like he is making things disapear. And the walking on water he could have been in between the dimensions...having solid ground in the fourth dimension and then that would seem like he was walking on water here in the third dimension....
that is my thoery and it also says in the bible that the "wicked one" would come and perform magical feats and tricks and that he would win over the world....now like you all know...criss angel is more famous than david blaine...and a while age blain was a big hit....so i rest my case
i dont think that criss is the devel but im pretty sure he is a huge follower of lucifer.
 Quoting: 333 545721


Criss angel is fallen angel,God revealed this to me,he is not even human,he just took human form,his levitations are original angelic flights when angels fly slowly like that in that stayl you can see in desert his hands go like faster then you can see them,as vibration how i can describe...
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Firstly I watched his body walk both ways from less than 3 feet away...and up until this day even though i saw it...I still cant believe it, I'm not going to argue with anyone of you but i will say this.

That guy is not human...yeah many of you will laugh it off and comment...but i think that you should watch that in person...Its not something you will be laughing about later on...I promise you that
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I cannot believe you people who are making up stories about criss angel.The bible says not to judge another person,and Criss does not stand for christ!!!!!!Go and blame a yourself,like they say,it takes one to know one.People who says bad things about criss angel are just so sad.oh,and also where is your proof.oh let me guess,you don't have any.
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"The bible says not to judge another person"

No, no it doesn't. You need to be educated on those passages of scripture.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 385176

Invisible nylon cables ? Translucent plastic plates ?

Do you know there is a video clip about Tiger Woods (yes, him) doing the same thing in a small pond somewhere ?
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I cannot believe you people who are making up stories about criss angel.The bible says not to judge another person,and Criss does not stand for christ!!!!!!Go and blame a yourself,like they say,it takes one to know one.People who says bad things about criss angel are just so sad.oh,and also where is your proof.oh let me guess,you don't have any.
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-1 for not using caps at the start of sentences.
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Well, for not using caps where you should have used them anyway.
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never did like him..now i have tons of reasons not to like him! yay!5a
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caps are overrated..so is correct punctuation
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How come when Jesus does it, He's God............but when Chris does it, he's Satan? lol
 Quoting: voice 544895

Sorry, but you wouldn't understand... that's obvious.
Christ is Christ... and Criss Angel is ...? Well, Criss Angel I guess.
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caps are overrated..so is correct punctuation
 Quoting: alilskitzo

I agree, they are not overly important... having water is much important if you are out there, lost in the Mojave desert.

But still it's good to know how to use caps, punctuate and so on.
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...if you come to earth then you can have fame, woman, and money...even if it is a short life...think about it that way
 Quoting: 333 545721

Sounds like what the devil would put in his tourist brochure selling vacations to earth.
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Criss Angel turned little girl into a 20 year old


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The video clip isn't available anymore, but I watched it a few years ago.

He apparently is performing the trick in some women's clothes shop. There are one or two women around as I remember, and a little girl maybe 9 or 10 years old. Criss Angel looks at her in a weird way and you see her changing, growing until she looks a young adult. She has a somewhat alarmed look on her face. You don't see him change her back into a little girl.

Imagine her having to stay that way and her mother walking home with her... bizarre.

Some cinematographic trick is the obvious explanation. Things like this have been done in movies, I am sure.

Has anyone ever personally witnessed Criss Angel doing this in real time ?
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POOF !
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i have waited all day, but i think i can call it now...................








this thread is officially deemed the Dumbest Thread of the Day!
 Quoting: LS


agreed
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i have waited all day, but i think i can call it now...................








this thread is officially deemed the Dumbest Thread of the Day!
 Quoting: LS


agreed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1542840

Dunno... some quite interesting info has been contributed to the thread.
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