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What Country is Best if I need to Flee the USA

 
malu

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08/23/2008 12:41 AM
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I am glad I am living in Finland. Not much crime, no terrorists, no multiculturalism (no riots), no natural disasters. Finland was ranked 3th safest country in the world and top least corrupted country. Goverment stable and able. Schooling system and health care great! We got russia as neighbour but we have good relation to them and they have learnt their lesson not attack again lol! Although weather is here quite deppressing at winter time...but I dont mind! If some place would survive ultimate doom it would be this country.
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finland has always been on my mind, i dated a girl from there a hundred years ago, she was so cool and intelligent, spoke highly of her country
costa rica/belize also are way up there, but i wonder if things get dicey just how friendly they will remain with the gringos?
my sister has traveled all over the world, several times, and she votes for new zeeland, and since we enjoy the same things, i would certainly consider that
however, this is my home, this is my family, my memories, my everything, i think i would rather die fighting for that, then run
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Not Canada unless you want to lose your head.
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if you stay off Greyhounds you should be safe
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08/23/2008 12:47 AM
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What countries ont have an extradition policy with the US....just curious
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08/23/2008 12:49 AM
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Not Canada unless you want to lose your head.


if you stay off Greyhounds you should be safe
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malu

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08/23/2008 12:55 AM
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What countries ont have an extradition policy with the US....just curious
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apparently paraguay, but i searched the net for quite awhile trying to find out once, did not have much luck, even cuba will send you back

it would be nice to know though
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

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Petria Jordan!The Jews will flee there at the 3 1/2 mark of the great tribulation!
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08/23/2008 01:04 AM
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Australia is the best. Good pay rates, warm weather, nobody has to work too hard, the Government is loaded with cash. No riots, modern cities. Dont go to New Zealand, it's full of badass polynesians and you will die of boredom and the pay rate there is pathetic
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08/23/2008 01:14 AM
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Australia is the best. Good pay rates, warm weather, nobody has to work too hard, the Government is loaded with cash. No riots, modern cities. Dont go to New Zealand, it's full of badass polynesians and you will die of boredom and the pay rate there is pathetic
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We don't want useless Yanks in Aussie, stay home!
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malu

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08/23/2008 01:18 AM
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Australia is the best. Good pay rates, warm weather, nobody has to work too hard, the Government is loaded with cash. No riots, modern cities. Dont go to New Zealand, it's full of badass polynesians and you will die of boredom and the pay rate there is pathetic


We don't want useless Yanks in Aussie, stay home!
 Quoting: Prof_Rabbit



umm, wasn't that a penal colony? :)

i would love to go there IF i could bring my guns
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08/23/2008 01:22 AM
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Obamaland,everything is free!
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08/23/2008 01:23 AM
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Ecuador...seriously...thats where i know a few ppl are headin
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08/23/2008 01:29 AM
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Not warm but, Copenhagen Denmark. I believe it was rated the city with the happiest people.
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08/23/2008 01:32 AM
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Go to Norge!

Nice place - you you like coffee and cakes? Fish maybe? MOney your thing? We have whatever you want, you must learn to speak Norwegian though, lest everyone speak to you like you are a retarded three year old.
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08/23/2008 01:55 AM
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I would probably go to tele beach in honduras.


Too many things that could kill you in Central + Southern America.

Bugs, animals, illnesses, locals, gangs, etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 321697

I lived in honduras for a while. ITs cool....american lovers are easy to find (and they cater to you). Housing is very cheap. Theres always something to do. Women are plentiful.
They have the power to create reality

I could explain it better but I would need charts, graphs and an easel.

By the way....which ones pink?
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08/23/2008 02:13 AM
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They won't let you out.Forget it.You're on the list now.
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08/23/2008 02:28 AM
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Australia is the best. Good pay rates, warm weather, nobody has to work too hard, the Government is loaded with cash. No riots, modern cities. Dont go to New Zealand, it's full of badass polynesians and you will die of boredom and the pay rate there is pathetic


We don't want useless Yanks in Aussie, stay home!
 Quoting: Prof_Rabbit


Ignore him, though it is true, some Aussies hate everyone, and are even jealous of each other.

They're well behaved when they're on vacation, because they are so protective of their own space they assume people in other countries are the same... but they're going to have to get used to the fact that Australia is going to become a melting pot ;)

Australian Immigration is really helpful, efficient and their offices are well run, clean, respectful and friendly.

Their website tells you everything you need to know in easy to understand language, and all the forms are there.

Of course, there's a lot of paperwork to do, but if you are detail oriented it's doable - plus, there's no language barrier.

If you are under 45 you can come here on a skilled worker visa if you have a skill - they are crying out for good staff (because Aussies have a "can't do" attitude for the most part)

If you're older, if you have $250,000 AUS, which is about the same as US, you should have no problem. Check with a lawyer on that though.

The forms are simple, much more simple than the US forms, you don't need a lawyer to do your application - but see/talk to one first (a good one) just to make sure is helpful.

Sydney is tough and expensive. Brisbane has great weather, a clean lovely city, good rents and house prices within commute distance, plenty of jobs.

All Aussies think they are immigration experts, but they know very little. Don't listen to those protective Aussies.
Do your surfing, have a session with a knowledgeable lawyer, and good luck!
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08/23/2008 02:33 AM
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If WW3-nowhere
and you would wish you were dead if you did survive

If Financial Collapse and Fascism-Europe except UK
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08/23/2008 02:37 AM
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Sydney is tough and expensive. Brisbane has great weather, a clean lovely city, good rents and house prices within commute distance, plenty of jobs.

All Aussies think they are immigration experts, but they know very little. Don't listen to those protective Aussies.
Do your surfing, have a session with a knowledgeable lawyer, and good luck!
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Australia is the best. Good pay rates, warm weather, nobody has to work too hard, the Government is loaded with cash. No riots, modern cities. Dont go to New Zealand, it's full of badass polynesians and you will die of boredom and the pay rate there is pathetic


We don't want useless Yanks in Aussie, stay home!


Ignore him, though it is true, some Aussies hate everyone, and are even jealous of each other.

They're well behaved when they're on vacation, because they are so protective of their own space they assume people in other countries are the same... but they're going to have to get used to the fact that Australia is going to become a melting pot ;)

Australian Immigration is really helpful, efficient and their offices are well run, clean, respectful and friendly.

Their website tells you everything you need to know in easy to understand language, and all the forms are there.

Of course, there's a lot of paperwork to do, but if you are detail oriented it's doable - plus, there's no language barrier.

If you are under 45 you can come here on a skilled worker visa if you have a skill - they are crying out for good staff (because Aussies have a "can't do" attitude for the most part)

If you're older, if you have $250,000 AUS, which is about the same as US, you should have no problem. Check with a lawyer on that though.

The forms are simple, much more simple than the US forms, you don't need a lawyer to do your application - but see/talk to one first (a good one) just to make sure is helpful.

Sydney is tough and expensive. Brisbane has great weather, a clean lovely city, good rents and house prices within commute distance, plenty of jobs.

All Aussies think they are immigration experts, but they know very little. Don't listen to those protective Aussies.
Do your surfing, have a session with a knowledgeable lawyer, and good luck!
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Yeah and watch out for all the muddies in Sydney
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08/23/2008 02:39 AM
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>>Not warm but, Copenhagen Denmark. I believe it was rated the city with the happiest people.
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You wouldnt think so if SMILA was head of the tourist beaurea
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08/23/2008 02:48 AM
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it doesnt matter where you are


there you are, youre implying US is best...why?


many geniuses and God enlightened people have been born outside the US


any country is good...your local bomb shelter is good

does USA have bomb shelters?? ( I think not)

Someone is going to bomb the USA ?

typical retarded short-sided American thinking , get busy and stash food, get off the grid, stop listening to the msm,

etc, etc.
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well I would say Belize... or costa rica...
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08/23/2008 02:53 AM
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gosh, good question -
but I guess you are a bit late with this
if you got the cash try New Zealand

I'd suggest Costa Rica, but if there are so many Americans there you'd be fucked no matter what, you'd want to stay away from all goddam Americans for sure! That is the last thing you'd need if you want to stay safe.

Actually, any country in the northern hemisphere is unsafe, any Western country lethal, Middle East, Russia (former USSR countries) unsafe as well, Asia and Central + South America dangerous too -

Eastern Island???
Norway?????

anyway, don't wait much longer, you should be on the move long ago!
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08/23/2008 02:58 AM
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I am glad I am living in Finland. Not much crime, no terrorists, no multiculturalism (no riots), no natural disasters. Finland was ranked 3th safest country in the world and top least corrupted country. Goverment stable and able. Schooling system and health care great! We got russia as neighbour but we have good relation to them and they have learnt their lesson not attack again lol! Although weather is here quite deppressing at winter time...but I dont mind! If some place would survive ultimate doom it would be this country.
 Quoting: malu


So you live in a racist ignorant country,
close to instable Russia
most likely to get huge Fall Out after WW-III is out
and besides that also have the most depressing winters
of the planet

and you call THAT an alternative to dying?!?!?!?
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08/23/2008 03:42 AM
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You should try Canada first. Vancouver or Toronto or something.

Thats right Canada all us US whiteys are headed your way!
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Problem is this. When the "hammer" comes down, Canada is not only going to be effected, but they are part of the plan, so to speak. Vancouver and Toronto, as well as many other locations will NOT be the place to be. Why? US Army, (yes, US) will be policing their streets, while Canadian Armed Forces will be here in the US, on our soil, policing us. Efficient, huh You can thank Daddy Bush's 'lil boy, Georgy for that one. Our founding father KNEW an army simply cannot police their own people. That's why it's in the fricking Constitution. But those smarty pants in Washington dont even have to throw it under the radar anymore. Society is so fricking dumb, they can throw it on your dinner table and sign it into law, right under your noses with narry a care.

Fuck I'm proud to be an American. Shame it don't mean what it used to be.
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08/23/2008 03:44 AM
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What countries ont have an extradition policy with the US....just curious
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I've heard a rumor that mafioso types like Brazil, because if you marry a native, and create a child with him/her, then you become immune to all extradition demands.

But don't take my word for it.
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08/23/2008 03:50 AM
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Only one place.... the CONTINENT of Australia. full Stop!
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08/23/2008 03:52 AM
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The Moon once it is ready.
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There are some very isolated islands in the SE Atlantic near southern Africa if you don't mind the tsunami threat. Some are uninhabited, and others have locals who speak English, if this is desired.

Of course, you'd need a satellite Net setup + an ethanol generator and plant, etc.
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Australia is the best. Good pay rates, warm weather, nobody has to work too hard, the Government is loaded with cash. No riots, modern cities. Dont go to New Zealand, it's full of badass polynesians and you will die of boredom and the pay rate there is pathetic


We don't want useless Yanks in Aussie, stay home!
 Quoting: Prof_Rabbit



What about usefull yanks?