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Have Women Invented ANYTHING!?!
I mean, have they?

[link to no-maam.blogspot.com]

With all of that time they had living in Betty Friedan's "Comfortable Concentration Camp", one would think they would have had lots of time to dream up all kinds of crap.

But...

Have they?

Seriously!

You know, I used to pinch severely off of Buster B's phrase "name something that a woman has invented that involves more than two moving parts."

(You haven't read Buster B? Well, where have you been living? On that ever cooling sun? You can find his archives here: [link to busterb.mgtow.net] T'is good stuff!)

But, I think Buster and I were both aiming too high.

I got into a conversation about female inventions today, and, I insisted that only a woman could have invented those stupid little doilies that the fair sex likes to stick under ever solid object in a house.

I despise those ridiculous things!

I was sure that only a woman would have invented them. I mean, they are so enamoured by them that I know not of a woman who has not purchased several.

Surely, such a frivilous, stupid, little lacey circle couldn't have been invented by a man!

WRONG!

[link to www.turkotek.com]

“Who invented the doily? Count D'Oyley was supposedly a decorator back in 17th Century London. He created the first doilies. They were made of a woolen material. In the 1800s in France, they started making the paper doily. They were brought here to the United States in the mid-1800s.” (13)

I mean, trust me! When the rest of us men invent the time machine, I will be the first to support the notion that this asshat should be removed from the past gene pool! And justified in my support I should be, as this jerkoff has tormented men with stupid lacey crap adorning the base of every truly masculine thing within the home which he has built! Death is too merciful! Only banishment from the gene pool will suffice!

But, dammit!

I was certain that women must have invented those darn things... if only to irritate their menfolk, which they seem to so love doing.

But I was wrong!

So, dear readers, please help me along!

Can I change the phrase from "Can you name anything with more than two moving parts that was invented by a woman" to "can you name ANYTHING that was invented by a woman?"

I want to remain accurate... but, after the doily incident, my faith has been shaken.
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Behind every man is a woman.

Or at least his mother.
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.

Quran 96:3-8

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[link to inventors.about.com]

Women Inventors A-Z
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You and every other man.
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Women Inventors A-Z
 Quoting: Winningjob

says julie newmar invented ultra sheeer tight nylons...another reason to love the hell out of the only "catwoman" as far as im concerned....lol
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Have Women Invented ANYTHING!?!




Headaches.
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Women Inventors A-Z
 Quoting: Winningjob


lmao Quick!

Too bad the author of the article didn't spend as much time as you did WJ. I guess he was trying to be funny.
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Women Inventors A-Z
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There's only western women on that list.
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.

Quran 96:3-8

[link to www.islamicity.com]
__________
"Investors must look at this situation as a portfolio opportunity. If you have some extra land (condo developers and house flippers, listen closely), grow a vegetable garden, if you are ambitious, raise some sheep and cows, they will come in handy".
__________
How we got here: [link to www.hundredyearlie.com]
Cure: [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
Plasma aliens: [link to www.plasmametaphysics.com]
__________
Were your ancestors pedophiles? [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
[link to www.terrorism-illuminati.com]
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lmao Quick!

Too bad the author of the article didn't spend as much time as you did WJ. I guess he was trying to be funny.
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Actress Hedy Lamarr:

Lamarr's and Antheil's frequency-hopping idea serves as a basis for modern spread-spectrum communication technology, e.g. CDMA used in devices ranging from cordless telephones to WiFi network connections.[7] Similar patents had been granted to others earlier, like in Germany in 1935 to Telefunken engineers Paul Kotowski and Kurt Dannehl who also received U.S. Patent 2,158,662 and U.S. Patent 2,211,132 in 1939 and 1940.

Lamarr wanted to join the National Inventors Council, but she was told that she could better help the war effort by using her celebrity status to sell War Bonds. She once raised $7,000,000 at just one event.

(wikipedia)
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[link to inventors.about.com]

Women Inventors A-Z


There's only western women on that list.
 Quoting: FAR


List of Filipino women inventors here:

[link to 209.85.141.104]
Water always wins. :sun:
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Mme Curie...just one of many...
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How to fake an orgasm?
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shut up you fucken illerate smuck!
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[link to inventors.about.com]

Women Inventors A-Z


There's only western women on that list.


List of Filipino women inventors here:

[link to 209.85.141.104]
 Quoting: Hillcrest


Got a better link that includes some from the top 10 mother spoken langauges?
[link to www.cftech.com]

Looks like there's a club you can join.

[link to www.gwiin.com]
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.

Quran 96:3-8

[link to www.islamicity.com]
__________
"Investors must look at this situation as a portfolio opportunity. If you have some extra land (condo developers and house flippers, listen closely), grow a vegetable garden, if you are ambitious, raise some sheep and cows, they will come in handy".
__________
How we got here: [link to www.hundredyearlie.com]
Cure: [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
Plasma aliens: [link to www.plasmametaphysics.com]
__________
Were your ancestors pedophiles? [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
[link to www.terrorism-illuminati.com]
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Mme Curie...just one of many...
 Quoting: <October>

did mme curie really invent anything? i know she was first to isolate some elements, and proved the existence of one emitted particle or another, but did she actually invent?
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Mme Curie...just one of many...

did mme curie really invent anything? i know she was first to isolate some elements, and proved the existence of one emitted particle or another, but did she actually invent?
 Quoting: ambiguity unlimited

applause2retard
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Mme Curie...just one of many...

did mme curie really invent anything? i know she was first to isolate some elements, and proved the existence of one emitted particle or another, but did she actually invent?
 Quoting: ambiguity unlimited



hmm

You may well be right!

Oh noes! Now I'll have to find an INVENTOR!


brb... 1rof1


<edit>
Okay...how about Mary Anderson?

Mary Anderson was granted her first patent for a window cleaning device in November of 1903. Her invention could clean snow, rain, or sleet from a windshield by using a handle inside the car. Her goal was to improve driver vision during stormy weather - Mary Anderson invented the windshield wiper.

Just a start, eh!

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Mme Curie...just one of many...

did mme curie really invent anything? i know she was first to isolate some elements, and proved the existence of one emitted particle or another, but did she actually invent?

applause2retard
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isolating an element is not invention....neither is proving the existence of an emitted particle....so, applauding smartguy, instead of calling me a retard, inform me, it's late here, and i didnt feel like doing a biography search of mme curie....what did she invent? and dont take my saying she wasnt an inventor as somehow "knocking" her achievements....not all scientists are inventors, and not all inventors are scientists....
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Mme Curie...just one of many...

did mme curie really invent anything? i know she was first to isolate some elements, and proved the existence of one emitted particle or another, but did she actually invent?

applause2retard

isolating an element is not invention....neither is proving the existence of an emitted particle....so, applauding smartguy, instead of calling me a retard, inform me, it's late here, and i didnt feel like doing a biography search of mme curie....what did she invent? and dont take my saying she wasnt an inventor as somehow "knocking" her achievements....not all scientists are inventors, and not all inventors are scientists....
 Quoting: ambiguity unlimited

See my post above, AU.

It's quite easy to discover what women have invented...google is your friend! hf
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oh, and the monkee's mike nesmith's mother held the patent for correction fluid.....i read a woman invented the disposable diaper....both became quite wealthy off these rather "mundane" inventions.....so im not looking to feed OP's opinion that women never invented anything either...
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Mme Curie...just one of many...

did mme curie really invent anything? i know she was first to isolate some elements, and proved the existence of one emitted particle or another, but did she actually invent?

applause2retard

isolating an element is not invention....neither is proving the existence of an emitted particle....so, applauding smartguy, instead of calling me a retard, inform me, it's late here, and i didnt feel like doing a biography search of mme curie....what did she invent? and dont take my saying she wasnt an inventor as somehow "knocking" her achievements....not all scientists are inventors, and not all inventors are scientists....

See my post above, AU.

It's quite easy to discover what women have invented...google is your friend! hf
 Quoting: <October>

im more of an "ask.com" kind of guy, i usually get more relavent search results, and more numerous hits to choose from, but, it's 430 am here, and i really didnt feel like searching....was just wondering if perhaps marie's invention slipped my sleep deprived mind?
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Neo-fascism.

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Friday, August 22, 2008
Have Women Invented ANYTHING!?!
I mean, have they?

[link to no-maam.blogspot.com]

With all of that time they had living in Betty Friedan's "Comfortable Concentration Camp", one would think they would have had lots of time to dream up all kinds of crap.

But...

Have they?

Seriously!

You know, I used to pinch severely off of Buster B's phrase "name something that a woman has invented that involves more than two moving parts."

(You haven't read Buster B? Well, where have you been living? On that ever cooling sun? You can find his archives here: [link to busterb.mgtow.net] T'is good stuff!)

But, I think Buster and I were both aiming too high.

I got into a conversation about female inventions today, and, I insisted that only a woman could have invented those stupid little doilies that the fair sex likes to stick under ever solid object in a house.

I despise those ridiculous things!

I was sure that only a woman would have invented them. I mean, they are so enamoured by them that I know not of a woman who has not purchased several.

Surely, such a frivilous, stupid, little lacey circle couldn't have been invented by a man!

WRONG!

[link to www.turkotek.com]

“Who invented the doily? Count D'Oyley was supposedly a decorator back in 17th Century London. He created the first doilies. They were made of a woolen material. In the 1800s in France, they started making the paper doily. They were brought here to the United States in the mid-1800s.” (13)

I mean, trust me! When the rest of us men invent the time machine, I will be the first to support the notion that this asshat should be removed from the past gene pool! And justified in my support I should be, as this jerkoff has tormented men with stupid lacey crap adorning the base of every truly masculine thing within the home which he has built! Death is too merciful! Only banishment from the gene pool will suffice!

But, dammit!

I was certain that women must have invented those darn things... if only to irritate their menfolk, which they seem to so love doing.

But I was wrong!

So, dear readers, please help me along!

Can I change the phrase from "Can you name anything with more than two moving parts that was invented by a woman" to "can you name ANYTHING that was invented by a woman?"

I want to remain accurate... but, after the doily incident, my faith has been shaken.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 458657

Yes one invented YOU! Now please SHUSH!
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God...can you get any more bigoted?
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How to fake an orgasm?
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How to separate you from your cash.

permanently.


rofl
Water always wins. :sun:
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the bulk of my suffering...
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God...can you get any more bigoted?
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Women did NOT invent "God"!

That's strictly from the guys side, lol!

After all...who else would need that kind of backing?

1rof1


And on that note, I must bid you all goodnight.

Time for me to say hi

red_heart to all...

See youse later! bike
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The earliest recorded British women patentee was Sarah Jerome, who received two patents in the 1630's for lumber cutting devices. She was not the only woman actively involved in lumber and construction fields. Tabitha Babbitt, another Shaker woman, invented the circular saw around 1810. Anne Pauline Crepin of Paris patented the bandsaw in 1846, and Henriette Tuyssuzian received a British patent for another bandsaw design in 1881.

The Civil War was a watershed for women inventors in the United States, with more women receiving patents between 1860 and 1865 (86) than in the previous 70 years (72). In the next four years the number more than doubled (to 184), and has kept growing every since. Sarah Mather patented a submarine telescope in 1864 and Henrietta Vansittart invented and patented an improved screw propeller for ships in 1868.


[link to info.uah.edu]



the rest of an extremely long list is at the link above, tough guys.

rofl
Water always wins. :sun:
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OK so they haven't invented much. I could probribly do in a day what throughout all of recorded history they have done invention wise where gadgetry is involved. Collectively they're on a different frequency. Life is richer with them usually. If the world were populated with people like me it would be a cold and remote place of intellect incapable of sustaining life-think about it-we need more than invention. Without the mothering instinct you would die a lonely death.

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