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Restaurant to price children's meals according to how much the kids weigh.

 
y r u fat
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Restaurant to price children's meals according to how much the kids weigh.
A restaurant has been criticised over plans to charge for children's Sunday lunches according to their weight.

Oulton Hall near Leeds in West Yorkshire wanted to weigh under-15s and charge their parents £1 per stone.

But the National Obesity Forum said the plan was not properly thought through and parents risked upsetting their children for the sake of a few pounds.

Nigel Massey from the De Vere chain of hotels, which runs the five-star hotel, said the idea would be reconsidered.
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08/24/2008 01:27 PM
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Ahh yes.. us smokers told everyone that the food police were coming.. and NOW they are here.. is everyone too brainwashed to fight back? We shall see.
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08/24/2008 01:32 PM
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Re: Restaurant to price children's meals according to how much the kids weigh.
Now, if they could only add a surcharge if they're whinning, screaming little hellions, we'd have something.

If your "little angel" is a screaming, tantrum throwing brat, the fee for them, and their family should be doubled.
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Now, if they could only add a surcharge if they're whinning, screaming little hellions, we'd have something.

If your "little angel" is a screaming, tantrum throwing brat, the fee for them, and their family should be doubled.
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laugh
.... And thats coming from an old Cynic

A Brit quote. Cynical Serialist
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Re: Restaurant to price children's meals according to how much the kids weigh.
Ahh yes.. us smokers told everyone that the food police were coming.. and NOW they are here.. is everyone too brainwashed to fight back? We shall see.
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you're right and in
LA they were refusing to feed fatties more food or something like that...
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Re: Restaurant to price children's meals according to how much the kids weigh.
Now, if they could only add a surcharge if they're whinning, screaming little hellions, we'd have something.

If your "little angel" is a screaming, tantrum throwing brat, the fee for them, and their family should be doubled.
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spoken like a true nonparent
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Re: Restaurant to price children's meals according to how much the kids weigh.
Now, if they could only add a surcharge if they're whinning, screaming little hellions, we'd have something.

If your "little angel" is a screaming, tantrum throwing brat, the fee for them, and their family should be doubled.


spoken like a true nonparent
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Spoken like a parent who thinks it's cute when their little bastard throws a tantrum in a store or restaurant, and they do nothing to stop them.

Or, spoken like a parent who is incapable of teaching their children manners, or how to behave in public.

So, which one are you?
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Kinda snotty aren't you Miss AC better than everyone else.
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Re: Restaurant to price children's meals according to how much the kids weigh.
That's funny. The answer is, don't let your kids get fat. An apple is way better than a slice of pizza. Carrots beat Twinkies any day.
It's good to be open-minded, just don't let your brain fall out.
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Re: Restaurant to price children's meals according to how much the kids weigh.
A restaurant has been criticised over plans to charge for children's Sunday lunches according to their weight.

Oulton Hall near Leeds in West Yorkshire wanted to weigh under-15s and charge their parents £1 per stone.

But the National Obesity Forum said the plan was not properly thought through and parents risked upsetting their children for the sake of a few pounds.

Nigel Massey from the De Vere chain of hotels, which runs the five-star hotel, said the idea would be reconsidered.
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I predict business failure.

Since when is the restaurant business in the nanny fascist government. Informants!

How do you Brits stand this never ending bullshit?
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Re: Restaurant to price children's meals according to how much the kids weigh.
Now, if they could only add a surcharge if they're whinning, screaming little hellions, we'd have something.

If your "little angel" is a screaming, tantrum throwing brat, the fee for them, and their family should be doubled.


spoken like a true nonparent



Spoken like a parent who thinks it's cute when their little bastard throws a tantrum in a store or restaurant, and they do nothing to stop them.

Or, spoken like a parent who is incapable of teaching their children manners, or how to behave in public.

So, which one are you?
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Yeah, which are ya'? I see you don't have the guts to answer. Or has little junior spilled his "ba" in your laptop?

I bet you're the person who let's their brats scream at the top of their lungs in a store, and pretend you don't hear it.

Parents like you make me sick. It's why some people don't want to have kids, and why other people don't like kids.
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Re: Restaurant to price children's meals according to how much the kids weigh.
A restaurant has been criticised over plans to charge for children's Sunday lunches according to their weight.

Oulton Hall near Leeds in West Yorkshire wanted to weigh under-15s and charge their parents £1 per stone.

But the National Obesity Forum said the plan was not properly thought through and parents risked upsetting their children for the sake of a few pounds.

Nigel Massey from the De Vere chain of hotels, which runs the five-star hotel, said the idea would be reconsidered.



I predict business failure.

Since when is the restaurant business in the nanny fascist government. Informants!

How do you Brits stand this never ending bullshit?
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I agree, I see someone going there and letting their self get weighed maybe once at most, LOL.
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...and parents risked upsetting their children for the sake of a few pounds.
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Whatever you do, don't upset your children for the sake of a few pounds...

feed_me
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08/24/2008 04:50 PM
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spoken like a true nonparent
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I am a PROUD non parent. I control my life. I do not let your brat control it. I will also seek to control your WILD BRATS who like to run around in public like whirling dervishes and DESTROY my peace of mind.

DEAL with it. You chose to BURDEN yourself down with children.. I did not. YOU deal with them.

I love these "parent" types who let their kids SPIN in public.. the kid SLAMS into me, falls down, and then the "parents" give me a dirty look.

My reply is always the same "Put that thing on a leash"
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Munster, that's a picture of child abuse

Their parents should be locked up.
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08/24/2008 04:57 PM
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Yes the food police are here,,and they are watching everyone so close..they will go into restrauntsa and charge your more then take your food away....wow.
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08/24/2008 09:08 PM
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spoken like a true nonparent


I am a PROUD non parent. I control my life. I do not let your brat control it. I will also seek to control your WILD BRATS who like to run around in public like whirling dervishes and DESTROY my peace of mind.

DEAL with it. You chose to BURDEN yourself down with children.. I did not. YOU deal with them.

I love these "parent" types who let their kids SPIN in public.. the kid SLAMS into me, falls down, and then the "parents" give me a dirty look.

My reply is always the same "Put that thing on a leash"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 390936


Now there is a person after my own heart!

I could not agree more.

If you're going to let the discharge of your loins act like an animal, they should be not only be put on a leash, but they should also have a shock collar attached.
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Well, my kid's food will be cheap then. They are both skinny.

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