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Earn $1,000,000 a year: Illuminati is looking for young and upcoming applicants

 
Illuminati Recruiter
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Earn $1,000,000 a year: Illuminati is looking for young and upcoming applicants
Hello. The Illuminati is looking for fresh new faces. if you have exceptional skill, you may join the ranks of the greatest minds in our quest for peace & prosperity.

If you would like us to review your application, please leave your email address and a short resume in a post below. Good luck.
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08/26/2008 07:07 PM
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Keep ur stupid money! I'm doin just fine on minimum wage!!!
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08/26/2008 07:08 PM
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money = everything that's wrong with this world

money = a representation of the Federal Reserve

money sucks
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Keep ur stupid money! I'm doin just fine on minimum wage!!!
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No you aren't Jeff. I'm looking at your file right now, and you're on public assistant. Don't worry though, you never had the qualifications for our group.
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money = everything that's wrong with this world

money = a representation of the Federal Reserve

money sucks
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So you don't mind if we take your money away then?
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If they are truly "illuminated" they don't need to go scrounging around for potential inductees...they know who they want.
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08/26/2008 07:11 PM
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Re: Earn $1,000,000 a year: Illuminati is looking for young and upcoming applicants
Any jobs going cleaning the toilets??
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Re: Earn $1,000,000 a year: Illuminati is looking for young and upcoming applicants
Why don't you leave your e-mail address and I will contact you?
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No Thanks, rather keep my job at the Burger King. More honorable.
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Re: Earn $1,000,000 a year: Illuminati is looking for young and upcoming applicants
Hello. The Illuminati is looking for fresh new faces. if you have exceptional skill, you may join the ranks of the greatest minds in our quest for peace & prosperity.

If you would like us to review your application, please leave your email address and a short resume in a post below. Good luck.
 Quoting: Illuminati Recruiter 483099

worship

chuckle
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08/26/2008 07:12 PM
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Re: Earn $1,000,000 a year: Illuminati is looking for young and upcoming applicants
Hey, I have got a job for you...

Sucking my fat cock!
FAR

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Keep ur stupid money! I'm doin just fine on minimum wage!!!

No you aren't Jeff. I'm looking at your file right now, and you're on public assistant. Don't worry though, you never had the qualifications for our group.
 Quoting: Illuminati Recruiter 483099


You know nada.
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.

Quran 96:3-8

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is there any sort of hazing or initiation ceremony that involves paddling?
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Someone join them and destroy the beast from the inside
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Keep ur stupid money! I'm doin just fine on minimum wage!!!

No you aren't Jeff. I'm looking at your file right now, and you're on public assistant. Don't worry though, you never had the qualifications for our group.


You know nada.
 Quoting: FAR

Do you want to test that theory? Think carefully before you answer.
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If they are truly "illuminated" they don't need to go scrounging around for potential inductees...they know who they want.
 Quoting: the tap 489564

Why is this high school dropout pretending to know how we operate?
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Do you want to test that theory? Think carefully before you answer.
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What does my file say!!! You can post it here I don't even care, I would join you guys, for the greater good.
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Hey, I have got a job for you...

Sucking my fat cock!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 429709

Big mistake. Perhaps you'll end up "commiting a crime" and end up do said activity to gang bangers in prison. Would you like that?
Anonymous Coward
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Sure...I don't have an exceptional work history but I think I understand the secret of the universe. I suppose I need insurance with a good dental plan as well.
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Re: Earn $1,000,000 a year: Illuminati is looking for young and upcoming applicants
Do you want to test that theory? Think carefully before you answer.



What does my file say!!! You can post it here I don't even care, I would join you guys, for the greater good.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 491310

Do you really think a proxy protects you?
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I'll test your theory, you know nothing fraud. Get the fuck outta here.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace" - Jimi Hendrix

"Starve the ego; Feed the soul." - DJ AM

The sanctity of the State becomes identified with the sanctity of the ruling class, and the latter are permitted to remain in power under the impression that in obeying and serving them, we are obeying and serving society, the nation, the great collectivity of all of us" -

Randolph Bourne
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If they are truly "illuminated" they don't need to go scrounging around for potential inductees...they know who they want.

Why is this high school dropout pretending to know how we operate?
 Quoting: Illuminati Recruiter 483099



LOL!

THIS GUY HAS NO PUBLIC RECORDS!
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is there any sort of hazing or initiation ceremony that involves paddling?
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Yes. But it far beyond the activities you listed.
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Hows the Health Insurance?
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Re: Earn $1,000,000 a year: Illuminati is looking for young and upcoming applicants
Hello. The Illuminati is looking for fresh new faces. if you have exceptional skill, you may join the ranks of the greatest minds in our quest for peace & prosperity.

If you would like us to review your application, please leave your email address and a short resume in a post below. Good luck.
 Quoting: Illuminati Recruiter 483099


I'll provide you with fresh new blood types for 10 million each. Terms are tax free as always...
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Do you want to test that theory? Think carefully before you answer.



What does my file say!!! You can post it here I don't even care, I would join you guys, for the greater good.

Do you really think a proxy protects you?
 Quoting: Illuminati Recruiter 483099


I don't use a proxy. I have no need for one.
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Hey, I have got a job for you...

Sucking my fat cock!

Big mistake. Perhaps you'll end up "commiting a crime" and end up do said activity to gang bangers in prison. Would you like that?
 Quoting: Illuminati Recruiter 483099

skull_fing
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What does my file say!!! You can post it here I don't even care, I would join you guys, for the greater good.

Do you really think a proxy protects you?


I don't use a proxy. I have no need for one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 491310

Nor do I
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace" - Jimi Hendrix

"Starve the ego; Feed the soul." - DJ AM

The sanctity of the State becomes identified with the sanctity of the ruling class, and the latter are permitted to remain in power under the impression that in obeying and serving them, we are obeying and serving society, the nation, the great collectivity of all of us" -

Randolph Bourne
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Hello. The Illuminati is looking for fresh new faces. if you have exceptional skill, you may join the ranks of the greatest minds in our quest for peace & prosperity.

If you would like us to review your application, please leave your email address and a short resume in a post below. Good luck.


I'll provide you with fresh new blood types for 10 million each. Terms are tax free as always...
 Quoting: Munster


chuckle
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is there any sort of hazing or initiation ceremony that involves paddling?

Yes. But it far beyond the activities you listed.
 Quoting: Illuminati Recruiter 483099


intriguing.

does the position include a company car or perhaps a personal driver?
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I'll test your theory, you know nothing fraud. Get the fuck outta here.
 Quoting: Veracity

We may have ause for you. Do you like to travel? How do you feel about outerspace?

Oh wait, looking at your file it says that you are already familiar with our alien frineds, and them with you. But I doubt you rememebr, you probable just have a fascination with alien activity and have know idea why. Don't you.

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