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Is there ANY way to stop waking up in the middle of the night to URINATE?

 
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Is there ANY way to stop waking up in the middle of the night to URINATE?
I wanna sleep a full 8 hours of sleep! How do I stop having to get up to urinate at about 4 hours into sleep??!
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wear an adult diaper?
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Re: Is there ANY way to stop waking up in the middle of the night to URINATE?
Set a time to stop drinking anything AT ALL at least 4 hours (maybe more if 4 hours is not enough) before you go to bed. Don't see any other way.

I know just what you mean... I'd love to not have to get up to urinate.
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there's the obvious. no caffeine a couple hours before bedtime and no drinking liquids an hour beforehand.
if that doesn't help, and it's really inconveniencing you to get up and go into a bathroom. get a container and sit it by your bed and use it.
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I wanna sleep a full 8 hours of sleep! How do I stop having to get up to urinate at about 4 hours into sleep??!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 471668

Go see a dr.

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Don't drink fluids before bed, try peeing before you go to sleep too.
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I wanna sleep a full 8 hours of sleep! How do I stop having to get up to urinate at about 4 hours into sleep??!

Go see a dr.

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I agree.. there are several conditions that can cause this including diabetic.
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weak bladder conditions can cause it . do not drink water several hours before bedtime..use bathroom before going to bed.some people keep a beside potty handy..for quick emergencies..
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I wanna sleep a full 8 hours of sleep! How do I stop having to get up to urinate at about 4 hours into sleep??!
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Yes! I "had" the same problem. Go to wal-mart vitamin isle and buy "Saw Palmetto." Start taking it daily and you will see results immediately. It also helps the prostate and all urinary health.
TRUST ME IT WORKS!
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Train yourself to piss without waking up. LOL
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Yes! I "had" the same problem. Go to wal-mart vitamin isle and buy "Saw Palmetto." Start taking it daily and you will see results immediately. It also helps the prostate and all urinary health.
TRUST ME IT WORKS!
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I wanna sleep a full 8 hours of sleep! How do I stop having to get up to urinate at about 4 hours into sleep??!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 471668


Needing to get up in the middle of the night to urinate is apparently a sign of DIABETES.

Maybe you should get your blood checked by a doctor.

If he finds that you have DIABETES, do some checking on the internet to find the best way of treating it (which won't
necessarily be the way he suggests).

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If you are a man, it may be your prostrate.
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Thanks for the great responses, all! I'm gonna try the saw palmetto first, then tell my fucking doctor if that won't fix it in about a month or two. lawlzzzzzzzzzz....
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go to the doctor and get flomax, won't mess with your hormones like the other crap.
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Don't drink fluids before bed, try peeing before you go to sleep too.
 Quoting: canislatrans

chuckle "Peeing"
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Cilantro...I know it's a diuretic but if you eat enough of it it may help depending on the cause of your urinary woes. Not saying it's a sure thing but I've known a few people it helped.
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Re: Is there ANY way to stop waking up in the middle of the night to URINATE?
Get your self 30 feet of 2-3 inch hose (dependent on your girth) and a roll of duct tape.

Affix securely before getting in bed.

Problem solved.
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09/03/2008 06:59 PM
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lol I like the idea of attaching a hose to my pee-pee and just letting it flow down into a gallon container beside the bed.
Seriously, I got some saw palmetto today, and in several days will post here how it worked for me.
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Dude, you could always use a catheter. J/k..I have the same problem!
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Jam a golf tee up your penis.....works for everyone!!

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Wow, old thread.

OP never returned. Did he/she die from eating those vitamins?
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Don't drink fluids after 6:00 p.m. and
empty your bladder before going to bed
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let Trench install a catheter for you
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Avoid the deadly mix...


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Re: Is there ANY way to stop waking up in the middle of the night to URINATE?
I wanna sleep a full 8 hours of sleep! How do I stop having to get up to urinate at about 4 hours into sleep??!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 471668


Just wet the bed, you know you want to.

Liberate yourself from the self imposed stigma of being a bed wetter and just go with the flow. Urine charge of your own destiny. Pe all you can pe.

You will thank me in the morning. You filthy bedwetter.
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Re: Is there ANY way to stop waking up in the middle of the night to URINATE?
Do you have a weak stream when you go, or that cuts on and off during daytime urination? Does it feel difficult to get it all out? Does it take longer for you to pee than it did before? Have you noticed a frequency increase during the day?

I just realized how old the thread is. Oh well. I guess the vitamins did kill him.
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catheter + tube + bag
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Re: Is there ANY way to stop waking up in the middle of the night to URINATE?
I wanna sleep a full 8 hours of sleep! How do I stop having to get up to urinate at about 4 hours into sleep??!

Go see a dr.

trust me

I agree.. there are several conditions that can cause this including diabetic.
 Quoting: fërú.


I agree it could be diabetic, but disagree the doctor will help anything.

Change your diet by eliminating all the sugar/hfcs, and see if that works.





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