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i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2008 06:43 PM
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i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
i dont know where else to seek advice.

this is the third time that i know of that my husband has made some sort of excuse to get out of work and to return home on the same day and time the cleaning lady is there. today i came home and heard some noise upstairs in the master bedroom. the cleaning lady came running down the stairs and seemed red faced and flustered and a bit sweaty. we had a very brief chat and she continued on with her cleaning duties. i came upstairs to find my husband in our washroom splashing water on his face, he said he came home from work early because he was sick and was taking a nap.

im starting to get a tad suspicious and i don't know what to do.

any suggestions?
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
make damn sure he uses a condom
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
If he isn't circumsized then he's more likely to give you cervical cancer.
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.

Quran 96:3-8

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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
I would be you skank hoe
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09/04/2008 06:49 PM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
The ol'hidden camera trick or anonymous drop in on the cleaning day...
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09/04/2008 06:51 PM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
As far as I understand it, his forefathers would have had slave girls and he would have been allowed to do them.

Just make sure she doesn't whore off of many other people, then you wont have to worry about diseases.
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.

Quran 96:3-8

[link to www.islamicity.com]
__________
"Investors must look at this situation as a portfolio opportunity. If you have some extra land (condo developers and house flippers, listen closely), grow a vegetable garden, if you are ambitious, raise some sheep and cows, they will come in handy".
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Cure: [link to www.youtube.com]
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Were your ancestors pedophiles? [link to www.youtube.com]
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09/04/2008 07:02 PM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
HIDDEN CAMERA..U SHOUD HAVE AREADY DONE IT BUT WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND OUT HE IS UP TO NO GOOD, THEN DO NOT RUN OUT OF YOUR LIFE WTH HIM, AND LET HER GET HIM..HOLD YOUR GROUND.BE COOL STAY QUIET...HOMEWRECKER SHE IS, OR HE IS PROMISING HER MORE MONEY. ......WE ALL GOT TO THINK ON THIS ONE..........DO NOT MAKE A HASTY MOVE,,,,,,,,STAY PUT, AND BE STILL AND QUIET....,,,,,,,DO NOT BLME YOURSELF..NEXT TIME GET OLD UGLY HOUSECLEANER...OR DO YOUR OWN WORK.WE THINKING ON THIS...BE BACK LATER,,DONOT I REPEAT DO NOT GIVE THE BITCH YOUR MAN..
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09/04/2008 07:06 PM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Pretty yourself up a little - try to look hotter than the cleaning lady and get some funky shit going with hubby. that should sort it.
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09/04/2008 07:07 PM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Pretend that you know what is going on, then ask him why he hasn't asked you to join them. If he is like most men today, he'll run his mouth, and then you nail him with a divorce!
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09/04/2008 07:08 PM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
i dont know where else to seek advice.
im starting to get a tad suspicious and i don't know what to do.

any suggestions?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 469631


depends if you wanna live in disbelief or truth
those are your options
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2008 07:10 PM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
is she hot?
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09/04/2008 07:11 PM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Well then she ain't no cleaning "lady"
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09/04/2008 07:12 PM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
maybe she is from one of them naughty girl cleaning companies. they buff your marble, and your hubbies cock
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09/04/2008 10:09 PM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
I'm so sick and tired of this bullshit threads. If you have a problem, solve it. Stop bitching and complaining and wasting space in GLP.
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09/04/2008 11:02 PM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Clean your own damn house.
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09/05/2008 12:36 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Fire her, then hire the biggest, fattest, ugliest woman every to clean your house without telling hubby.

Then when it's cleaning lady day, you can go to work with a smile on your face knowing hubby is in for a surprise.
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09/05/2008 12:38 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Hit her in the head with a bottle of Pine Sol!
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09/05/2008 12:38 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Clean your own damn house.
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cheers
Anonymous Coward
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09/05/2008 12:43 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Fire her, then hire the biggest, fattest, ugliest woman every to clean your house without telling hubby.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 495691


what happens if the current housekeeper already fits the criteria?
malu

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09/05/2008 12:44 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Clean your own damn house.
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shit, i was thinking you don't have to have sex with the bastard or clean house

what seems to be the problem?
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

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Dr. Woo

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09/05/2008 12:44 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Fire the bitch
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09/05/2008 12:45 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
That was FAAASSSTT, kicked out by your stepmom yesterday and married to a cheating husband today.....wow
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09/05/2008 12:46 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Clean your own damn house.



shit, i was thinking you don't have to have sex with the bastard or clean house

what seems to be the problem?
 Quoting: malu

LOL
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Anonymous Coward
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09/05/2008 12:47 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
bye bye cleaning lady, what else?

Bye bye husband.
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09/05/2008 12:52 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Cleaning lady and husband

:weightasec:
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09/05/2008 12:58 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Clean your own damn house.


cheers
 Quoting: Magic Funk Stick

OP... are you spit personality or what? You're posting jsut to get reaction.
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Munster

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09/05/2008 01:00 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Clean your own damn house.


cheers

OP... are you spit personality or what? You're posting jsut to get reaction.
 Quoting: Geogal


LMAO, good catch. How tricky...
Geogal

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09/05/2008 01:00 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Clean your own damn house.


cheers
 Quoting: Magic Funk Stick

and to boot, most of your posts, you're male!

User ID 469431 is OP and Magic Funk Stick.
Woman of white garment, foreign woman, earth-eating woman, taking and giving life, she is Pele

"ONCE IN HIS LIFE, EVERY MAN IS ENTITLED TO FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH A GORGEOUS REDHEAD" - LUCILLE BALL
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09/05/2008 01:01 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
HIDDEN CAMERA..U SHOUD HAVE AREADY DONE IT BUT WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND OUT HE IS UP TO NO GOOD, THEN DO NOT RUN OUT OF YOUR LIFE WTH HIM, AND LET HER GET HIM..HOLD YOUR GROUND.BE COOL STAY QUIET...HOMEWRECKER SHE IS, OR HE IS PROMISING HER MORE MONEY. ......WE ALL GOT TO THINK ON THIS ONE..........DO NOT MAKE A HASTY MOVE,,,,,,,,STAY PUT, AND BE STILL AND QUIET....,,,,,,,DO NOT BLME YOURSELF..NEXT TIME GET OLD UGLY HOUSECLEANER...OR DO YOUR OWN WORK.WE THINKING ON THIS...BE BACK LATER,,DONOT I REPEAT DO NOT GIVE THE BITCH YOUR MAN..
 Quoting: winddancer144

OK ..DO NOT GET DEVORCE,,NEXT MAN MAY BE A CHEATER ALSO..SHE MAY BE JUST A NEW TOY TO HIM..EVEN NEW SHOES GET BORING AFTER AWILE..FIND OUT AL ABOUT HER..HIDE CAMERA..HIDE CAMERAS .USE A VOICE RECORDER IN BEDROOM MAKE SURE IT DOES NOT MAKES NOISE..WHILE RECORDING......THEY MAY HEAR IT..DONOT RUSH OUT OF YOUR MARRIAGE MANY WOMEN DO EVEN WORSE LATER ON WITH MR NEW GUY,,,HOLD YOUR GROUND STAY COOL STAY QUIET..PUT IDEAS INTO HIS HEAD LIKE (MAN GREW TIRED OF NEW LOVER AND NEW LOVER WRECKED HIS LIFE SOCIALLY..COST HIM HIS JOB HIS HOME HIS HEALTH)AND WAS SEEING SHE WAS SEEING OTHER MEN ALL ALONG.. A FRIEND OF A FRIEND TOLD YOU ABOUT IT..TAKEHIMONACATION ,,TALK TOWOMENANDASKHR ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP IF SHE HAS A MAN..SHE WILLGETERVOUS IF IT I YOUR HUSBAND..FOR GODSSAKE GET UGLY OLD HOUSEKEEPERS AND SECRETARIES,,,DO NOT HELP MAKE YOUR OWN COMPITION,
Geogal

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09/05/2008 01:02 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
Clean your own damn house.


cheers

OP... are you spit personality or what? You're posting jsut to get reaction.


LMAO, good catch. How tricky...
 Quoting: Munster

AC403825 checked the background and set me to looking and reminded me how important it is at time to do your home work. LOL!
Woman of white garment, foreign woman, earth-eating woman, taking and giving life, she is Pele

"ONCE IN HIS LIFE, EVERY MAN IS ENTITLED TO FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH A GORGEOUS REDHEAD" - LUCILLE BALL
Munster

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09/05/2008 01:03 AM
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Re: i think my husband is cheating on me with the cleaning lady
More role playing mind fuck bullshit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 469631


Aw shit, and I put so much thought into my comment.





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