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INSTALLING LOVE

 
Skipper1975
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INSTALLING LOVE
Tech Support:
Yes, ma'am, how can I help you?

Customer:
Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support:
Yes, I can help you, are you ready to proceed?

Customer:
Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support:
The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart ma'am?

Customer:
Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support:
What programs are running ma'am?

Customer:
Let's see, I have Past-Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge, and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support:
No problem, Love will gradually erase Past-Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of it's own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?

Customer:
I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support:
With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have completely erased.

Customer:
Okay, done, Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support:
Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer:
Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error-program not run on external components. What should I do?

Tech Support:
Don't worry ma'am, It means the Love program is set-up to run on Internal Hearts but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer:
So what should I do?

Tech Support:
Can you pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realise Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your Limitations.

Customer:
OK, done.

Tech Support:
Now copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer:
Got it. Hey!!! My Heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support:
Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everyone gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang-up, Love is FreeWare. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer:
I promise to do just that. By the way, what's your name?

Tech Support:
Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as the Great Physician, or just "I AM." Most people feel all they need is an annual check-up to stay heart-healthy, but the manufacturer (ME) suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency.



Love and Peace, Barefoot
P.S -- I received this FreeWare program years ago from a magnificent group of people running Attitude Adjustment (AA) and (FIR) Friends In Recovery in their systems, and it upgrades itself automatically with new modules on a very regular basis, Every time I run it!!


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09/07/2008 09:49 PM
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hf


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09/07/2008 09:50 PM
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I saw this on another forum a while back, but it never loses its appeal. :) Thanks for posting!
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Love is good. I am in LOVE with GOD.



A Personal Prayer... I believe in the Power of my Heart, I believe in the Power of my Will, I Am The One who can bring balance on the Universe around Myself because I AM That I AM because God and Christ are inside Myself... The Kingdom of God is inside Me and around Me... All is One... unto the Ages of the Ages... Ah-Men.


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Love is good. I am in LOVE with GOD.



A Personal Prayer... I believe in the Power of my Heart, I believe in the Power of my Will, I Am The One who can bring balance on the Universe around Myself because I AM That I AM because God and Christ are inside Myself... The Kingdom of God is inside Me and around Me... All is One... unto the Ages of the Ages... Ah-Men.


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thanks, i like that one:)
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hf
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hi
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thanks for posting hf
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09/08/2008 07:59 PM
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yw:)
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bump for today
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:Download1:
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....

LOVE it !!!

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hf
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:Download1:
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lol
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Is Love available through the BitTorrent network?
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Don't forget to save it all on your hard drive ; )
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hf
Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune--without the words,
And never stops at all....
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hf
As proud children of science and reason, we have made ourselves the orphans of wisdom.....
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anti-doom thread:)
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i like this
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bring back the good threads!:)
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bump
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INSTALLING LOVE

:lovehearts:
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INSTALLING LOVE

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cool:)
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03/19/2009 08:15 PM
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Re: INSTALLING LOVE
The poor, admin/user, after having done all that years ago



lost the installation, again.



.....



sad to see...





So, I guess someone should make a thread with the instructions on the back of a shampoo bottle.


Except take away the ability to remove grief, the ability to have any support whatsoever from your fellow "travelers" and instead, instill and even deeper set of doubt.

Last Edited by Kanigo2 on 03/19/2009 08:18 PM
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... lol, that's a fun one... thanks.
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Don't forget to save it all on your hard drive ; )
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yeah, you know my hard drive will eventually upload into your server. how are your ports doing? will they upload my hard drive bits? :P
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Re: INSTALLING LOVE
The poor, admin/user, after having done all that years ago



lost the installation, again.



.....



sad to see...





So, I guess someone should make a thread with the instructions on the back of a shampoo bottle.


Except take away the ability to remove grief, the ability to have any support whatsoever from your fellow "travelers" and instead, instill and even deeper set of doubt.
 Quoting: Kanigo2


heya Kanigo

go with a re-format and a clean install!

:)
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bump
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Re: INSTALLING LOVE
Tech Support:
Yes, ma'am, how can I help you?

Customer:
Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support:
Yes, I can help you, are you ready to proceed?

Customer:
Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support:
The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart ma'am?

Customer:
Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support:
What programs are running ma'am?

Customer:
Let's see, I have Past-Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge, and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support:
No problem, Love will gradually erase Past-Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of it's own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?

Customer:
I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support:
With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have completely erased.

Customer:
Okay, done, Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support:
Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer:
Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error-program not run on external components. What should I do?

Tech Support:
Don't worry ma'am, It means the Love program is set-up to run on Internal Hearts but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer:
So what should I do?

Tech Support:
Can you pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realise Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your Limitations.

Customer:
OK, done.

Tech Support:
Now copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer:
Got it. Hey!!! My Heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support:
Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everyone gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang-up, Love is FreeWare. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer:
I promise to do just that. By the way, what's your name?

Tech Support:
Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as the Great Physician, or just "I AM." Most people feel all they need is an annual check-up to stay heart-healthy, but the manufacturer (ME) suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency.



Love and Peace, Barefoot
P.S -- I received this FreeWare program years ago from a magnificent group of people running Attitude Adjustment (AA) and (FIR) Friends In Recovery in their systems, and it upgrades itself automatically with new modules on a very regular basis, Every time I run it!!


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