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Anonymous Coward User ID: 5562076 Ireland 03/31/2012 11:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tech Support: Quoting: Skipper1975 Yes, ma'am, how can I help you? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process? Tech Support: Yes, I can help you, are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first? Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart ma'am? Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running? Tech Support: What programs are running ma'am? Customer: Let's see, I have Past-Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge, and Resentment running right now. Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past-Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of it's own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am? Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how? Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have completely erased. Customer: Okay, done, Love has started installing itself. Is that normal? Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades. Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error-program not run on external components. What should I do? Tech Support: Don't worry ma'am, It means the Love program is set-up to run on Internal Hearts but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others. Customer: So what should I do? Tech Support: Can you pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realise Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your Limitations. Customer: OK, done. Tech Support: Now copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back. Customer: Got it. Hey!!! My Heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal? Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everyone gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang-up, Love is FreeWare. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you. Customer: I promise to do just that. By the way, what's your name? Tech Support: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as the Great Physician, or just "I AM." Most people feel all they need is an annual check-up to stay heart-healthy, but the manufacturer (ME) suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency. Love and Peace, Barefoot P.S -- I received this FreeWare program years ago from a magnificent group of people running Attitude Adjustment (AA) and (FIR) Friends In Recovery in their systems, and it upgrades itself automatically with new modules on a very regular basis, Every time I run it!! [link to www.barefootsworld.net] |
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DoubleHelix User ID: 10449558 United States 03/31/2012 11:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WOW! I love the OP That was wonderful "I posit that the human being has the capability to utilize the ''real eyes'' to ''realize'' and see through the ''real lies'' ...The ''real eyes'' can only become operational when the heart and higher mind are in synchronized, which requires dual brain hemisphere synchronization."~Danial My [email protected] 1111x1111=1234321<[NUMERICAL PYRAMID;] “Injustice never rules forever.” - Seneca |
JATMON User ID: 11923866 United States 03/31/2012 12:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Skipper.. you are needed on this thread. Thread: Why are they trying to pretend like 1975 never happened? Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. John Stuart Mill ************ It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. Mike Royko |
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Fester User ID: 13511270 United States 03/31/2012 01:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks, for that... Could you help me with how to UNINSTALL a Sociopath? Tools TO help idetify A SOCIOPATH Sociopaths have impressive social skills, thereby making them extremely difficult to identify. Geneally, the sucessful ones have above average intelligence. The Sociopath has an unquenchable NEED to control others, and Government offers an excellent playground for individuals with this desperate disorder. The Sociopath operates primarily from the Reptilian Core of the brain, and may exhibit defects in the Brains Frontal Lobes on a brain scan. The Sociopath is primarily devoid of Conscience, Empathy, Care, or remorse, for fellow human beings, but use Grandiouse Charitable Behaviours as a tools to conceal the disorder For example, an extreme Sociopath may easily kill and carve up a human being, wash up, saunter through town chatting with folks, telling them about his/her community service, and go volunteer down at a local Community Center. A moderate Sociopath may attack and destroy an Organization, Corporation, or targeted idividual emotionally, psychologically, financially, afterwards pasting on their Mask of Sanity, will charm selected targets of the community such as neighbors and co-workers, and volunteer at a church or civic organization. A sub-moderate Sociopath may struggle internally with their desperate reptilian NEED to attack and destroy others with nefarious deeds, but will do so with no remorse. And again will contribute in grandious and exhibitionist manner to social and civic organizations. Fellow human beings are typically identified by the Sociopath as Victims, Targets, Tools, and Fools. The Sociopath disorder does not fit neatly into any simple or single category, as the disease ranges from Zero to 100% disorder. Polygraph? The most extreme Sociopath is capable of passing a Polygraph examination with zero effort. A moderate Sociopath may pass a Plygraph examination, or produce "Inconclusive" results. A sub moderate Sociopath may not pass a Polygraph examination, but will likely produce inconclusive results. So, in some circumstances the Polygraph may be used as a tool to Darwinian Select the Sociopath for promotion within an organization. Individuals with this disorder are outwardly typical and normal. They may be charming, funny and exciting. If a person exhibits all or most of the following behavors, be careful. He or she might be a sociopath. 1) Charisma and charm: They're smooth talkers; Always have an answer; Never miss a beat; They seem to be very exciting; Their manners are impeccable; They are well groomed; They are likely to be eloquent talkers who lace their speech with impressive sounding facts and figures; They may be fun, laugh a lot. 2) Enormous ego: They act like the smartest, richest or most successful people around; They may actually come out and tell you that. 3) Overly attentive: Establishes control over the victims; They want to control every moment; They resent time spent with others. 4) Jekyll and Hyde personality: The Sociopath personality may change like flipping a switch. 5) Blame others: Nothing is ever the Sociopaths fault; The Sociopath always have an excuse; Someone else causes the Sociopaths problems. 6) Lies and gaps in the story: You ask questions, and the answers are vague. The Sociopath may tell stupid lies. The Sociopath may tell outrageous lies. The Sociopath may lie when they'd make out better telling the truth. If you probe deeper, you'll find that the Sociopaths stories never stack up. 7) Intense eye contact: Some call it the Predatory Stare. Some call it the Reptilian Stare. Pay attention when the Sociopath looks at you, pay attention never underestimate the Sociopath. 8) Move fast: When the Sociopath has established a target, the victim may be overwhelmed. 9) Pity play: The Sociopath will appeal to your sympathy. The Sociopath manipulates your human emotions and feelings as a control tool. They will use your empathy to feel sorry for the Sociopaths abusive childhood, psychotic behaviours, incurable disease, or financial setbacks, when the stories are likely not true, exagerated, or their own doings. 10) Sexual magnetism: It may be their reported excess testosterone. Sociopath, Malignant, Psychopath, Megalomaniac...Know them, or be their victim. FROM PORNEROLOGY-----The Psychopath " Now, what beliefs did I hold that made me a victim? The first and most obvious one is that I truly believed that deep inside, most people are basically decent, rational beings. People “want to do good things, to experience good things, think good thoughts, and make decisions with good results. People will try with all their might to do so…” " Now... Imagine - if you can - not having a conscience, none at all, no feelings of guilt or remorse, or empathy. No matter what you do, no limiting sense of concern for the well-being of strangers, friends, co-workers, or even family members. Imagine no struggles with shame, or guilt, not a single one in your whole life, no matter what kind of selfish, lazy, harmful, or immoral action you had taken. Now pretend that the concept of responsibility is unknown to you, except you observe others seem to accept responsibility without question. You observe these creatureslike gullible fools. Now add to this the ability to conceal from other people that your psychological makeup is radically different from theirs. Since most people assume that conscience is universal among human beings, hiding the fact that you are conscience-free is virtually effortless. " 1. Georgia Georgia has the worst levels of corruption risk and lack of accountability of any state in the country. |
JATMON User ID: 11923866 United States 03/31/2012 01:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If I complete the install, will it lead to this? Installing Husband 1.0 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate * * * Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above applications can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash! Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support [link to dendurent.com] Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. John Stuart Mill ************ It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. Mike Royko |
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JATMON User ID: 13735393 United States 04/29/2012 10:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.youtube.com] Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. John Stuart Mill ************ It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. Mike Royko |
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