Warning to Drug Test Cheats...Your Days are Numbered... | |
HIPPIE User ID: 340476 United States 09/10/2008 01:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 387081 United States 09/10/2008 01:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One word, whizzinator. Will beat any workplace drug test. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 201927Correct, non-witnessed drug tests cannot beat a system like that, providing the fake sample is clean. You get the job due to the Whizzinator and promptly get fired during the first random drug screen. |
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Meth Baybay User ID: 501099 United States 09/10/2008 01:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "we the people" are employers and i find it odd we don't demand work place drug testing for: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 139836president, vice president congressional leaders senate etc. if they test clean they can stay in office. Dubya would flunk with flying colors. Who know about Palin, being from the meth capitol of Alaska and her bugged out eyes, I doubt she's just high on th' lord. |
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MarkinAZ User ID: 3063399 United States 06/05/2013 12:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had to take the recommendation to the board of directors to get them to agree to this scheme - but it seemed to work fairly well and saved us over $30k/per quarter in testing costs, collection fees,etc. Besides, our docs and nurses all had RX's for whatever they were taking anyway. The only one we ever caught with a positive test was some orderly who'd been smoking a joint and got tested the same day! We counseled them on the first minor offense. When we had a nurse or a doc positive for morphine - they had a legitimate RX for it within the past month or two. As an employer, you cannot do shit about someone taking med prescribed by their MD. Even if you don't like it, you cannot even comment on it! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33560264 United States 06/05/2013 12:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I work in a hospital, they do their labs right there on the spot. You will know with in minutes if you have a job to stay at. They don't give you warning, they come to your office / pull you off the floor and say- pee in this.. OR you may give blood, your choice. Refusal - well, no job.. This is signed during orientation. I've taking two in a year so far. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33560264 United States 06/05/2013 12:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You cannot imagine the number of "positive" screening tests we had in the hospitals. The cost of running all of them was a fucking outrage. We finally continued testing but stopped running the tests. Employees thought they were being tested, but in fact were not or were only tested about every 7th or 10th test. We flat out could not afford to test 1500 employees on a monthly or bi-monthly basis. Quoting: MarkinAZ I had to take the recommendation to the board of directors to get them to agree to this scheme - but it seemed to work fairly well and saved us over $30k/per quarter in testing costs, collection fees,etc. Besides, our docs and nurses all had RX's for whatever they were taking anyway. The only one we ever caught with a positive test was some orderly who'd been smoking a joint and got tested the same day! We counseled them on the first minor offense. When we had a nurse or a doc positive for morphine - they had a legitimate RX for it within the past month or two. As an employer, you cannot do shit about someone taking med prescribed by their MD. Even if you don't like it, you cannot even comment on it! Brilliant. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 40994540 United States 06/05/2013 03:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Proskiracer User ID: 40164299 United States 06/05/2013 03:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A drug test is an offer of employment,as shown by the suspreme court, take the test, then immediately go back to human resources and tell them you are addicted to ______, and show/forge them a letter from an alcohol/narcotics annymous, which they can't verify because its anonymous and they cant reconcile the offer because they can't discriminate because of a disability, and addiction is considered a disability. Then if they remove the offer, threaten to sue them, or if you get the job, expect a drug test within 90 days for sure. BTW I do have experience in this situation because I worked hr duties. Last Edited by Proskiracer on 06/05/2013 03:32 AM THINK ABOUT THIS! The universe created life to be observed, without an observer, it never existed. So it is a mathematical proof that the universe created life. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 41161124 Australia 06/05/2013 03:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | However due to the level in the blood being so low for this they can not detect it. |
BoilerBloodline User ID: 38019835 United States 06/05/2013 03:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34739291 United States 06/05/2013 05:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 35216779 United States 06/05/2013 05:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | this started as a safety measure against people in the jobs that could potentially cause massive damage and death i.e. a crane operator. As it happens with everything else every tight-ass wannabe nancy boy in a suit uses it as an opportunity to socially engineer those who work for him or his company. It has become a search of your body and your life in violation of the 4th amendment which these black robed cronies all too conveniently brush aside. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39144807 United States 06/05/2013 06:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "we the people" are employers and i find it odd we don't demand work place drug testing for: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 139836president, vice president congressional leaders senate etc. if they test clean they can stay in office. Dubya would flunk with flying colors. Who know about Palin, being from the meth capitol of Alaska and her bugged out eyes, I doubt she's just high on th' lord. The drugs you take have you living in the past. Neither Bush nor Palin are politicians any longer and haven't been for many years We've been having to live through libtard hell the past 5 years, so fast forward your drug saturated brain cells and join the real world in the present day |
KungPowMeowMeow User ID: 27358318 United States 06/05/2013 06:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My company (airline) does both pre-employment and random drug and alcohol testing and I believe its a good thing. However; when they are doing a random, they send someone to our plane while we are deplaning and march us to a family restroom or crew room with a private bathroom. No problem with that either-what I have the problem with is that inevitably when you get snagged for a random, you just peed literally 2 mins before landing!! Most of the time we have maybe 30 minutes between flights anyway to grab lunch, coffee, smoke break, whatever. I've seen quite a few flights delayed due to "shy bladder" or whatever title they stick to the issue. If they'd just msg the pilots before landing I'd drink some water and not pee!! I don't think there's much you can do in that 10 minute time frame that would change the result, unless you are carrying around a vial of fake pee with you all the time. "Fortune, honour, beauty, youth are but blossoms dying. Wanton pleasures, doting love are but shadows flying." ---Thomas Campion |
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Jem* User ID: 32951486 United Kingdom 06/05/2013 07:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They can get around marijuana by smoking the smaller dose synthetic marijuana which requires 1/10th the dose of regular marijuana to achieve an even more intoxicated effect. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41161124 However due to the level in the blood being so low for this they can not detect it. PLEASE don't smoke synthetic weed! That shit is bad for you! Full of bad chemicals. Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it. - Buddha (Kalama Sutta.) |
alexisj9 User ID: 1376880 United Kingdom 06/05/2013 07:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1407572 Portugal 06/05/2013 07:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I still can't believe you guy's have to take work place drug tests. It's not6 something that's happened on any of the jobs I've had in England. Quoting: alexisj9 It's part of their country control system. Same here in Portugal. You only get to test if your job require a great deal of attention and responsability.Even with those conditions,it's rare to need a drug test to be accepted in a job. |
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