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Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?

 
Anomalous Howard
10/18/2004 03:32 PM
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Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
Did anyone watch Bush´s "Terrorism(sic)Speech" this afternoon?

My seven year old niece was watching it with me.
She looked up at me with those bright little eyes and said
"Unca Howie! I can read better´n the PRESIDEMP!"

I thought.. out of the mouths of babes.
Anomalous Howard
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
why can´t you face the truth?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
Smiley toilet paper man is trying to lecture about the truth again!

Sound like you wouldn´t know it if it jumped up and bit your nuts off.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
I-am-glad to see you-all-h-h-here!
John-Kerry is going-to-give-our-c-o-u country! to O-sama-Bin-ladin. -

Fear fear fear hate hate hate, terrorist terrorist,
ya´ll sieg Heil now, y´hear?
Fantasia
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
He reads?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
You have a seven year old niece that speaks like a two year old. Unca? Presidemp?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
Oh, and nice jugs fantasia!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
Echo/delay in his radio relay...
Anomalous Howard
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
rofl
Dumbass, what part of the title DIDN´T you read?

Oh! this one.

"like a failing 1st grader?"

That she ain´t too bright´s not really a very good reflection on the pres is it?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
AC 4:23

and sometimes there is static in the transmission.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
yeah, and sometimes a dog shits in your yard.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
rofl
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
or worse yet, shits in your transmission
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
CAUSE HE AIN´T GOT 22 BILLIONS DOLLARS?????lol
The Guardsman
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
It´s called a Texas accent. Long before television drove uniformity in speech, this country was enriched with a tapestry of local accents. Well for the most part that is gone although if you listen closely you can hear Kerry´s northeastern accent and Bush´s Texas accent. Does the accent make them any smarter or dumber? I doubt it!
Die liberal scum
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
Better a "failing 1st grader", than a stinking, slimey, hunk-o-dogshit, liberal scum-sucking communist.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
I´m from Texas, and I have a Texas accent..
but isn´t he from NE??

anyhow, stopping to read every word is not indicitave of a southern drawl, it shows he can hardly tread.

and AC, it shows your mentality to vote for him.

Ignorant, biggoted and LAME.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
The monkey said the first book he ever read was one called, The Hungry Catapillar, this book was not published until the monkey was 23 years old.

That´s the truth fucktard, look it up.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
lol
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
Typical dummycrat assholes. Have any of you gone to Yale and graduated? Probably most of you didn´t even get a degree so how the hell can you remark on someones reading skill? Since when does reading skill in public have anything to do with intelligence anyway? Obviously, you guys lack intelligence in the area of intelligence.
Parinthian
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
Yeah like he had to actually graduate with daddy´s cash flow backing him uplmao
SickLilBitch
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
AH I got it. (the thread title & the reference to your niece)

So far the common person is able to see he can´t read or speak well.. Hmm.. Doesn´t take a supergenius to see where this is going...
Anomalous Howard
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
SLB, I suspect we are twins of different mothers.

How about the monkey above that thinks that´s just the way Texans talk?

rofl
SickLilBitch
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
LOL I know, that was a ridiculous remark if I ever heard one!
Anomalous Howard
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
Too bad you don´t have to prove literacy before voting, half the sheep-dipped republicans (those without millions of dollars and that are flag waving and media blind)
would magically disappear from the rolls.
A fine indicator is the totally missing comprehension of things read displayed here.
SickLilBitch
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
Let´s be honest, half of the population would fit that description, regardless of party affiliation.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
Lieracy is NOT the measure of a man or woman. Saying that, I still think George Bush is very sick and according to Reich´s postulate is a dyed in the wool fascist.
Anomalous Howard
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
Of course not, but it sure helps your understanding of things if you are.
Kassandra
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?

Because he has the mental capacity of a first grader?

He is truly painful to watch speak.
scimitar
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
I guess there must be a lot of people that either can relate to the difficulty he has speaking/reading...... or feel sorry for him........ or???? anyone, anyone care to fill in the blank.
Anomalous Howard
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Re: Why is it that Bush reads like a failing 1st grader?
maybe he´s trying to get them to be reminded of their fairly dim but beloved niece?

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