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URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad
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Barak Obama User ID: 480595 9/13/2008 10:56 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote | I'm Barak Obama and I approve of this post |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 502909 9/13/2008 10:56 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote | Okay then. What are you working on? Don't be vague... |
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CERN Insider User ID: 502675 (OP) 9/13/2008 10:58 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Okay then. What are you working on? Don't be vague... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 502909
You want me to out myself? Just take of your affairs my friend. Enjoy these next 3-4 weeks. |
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iconoclast329 User ID: 487858 9/13/2008 10:58 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
The test a few days ago didn't go as planned. Numerous earthquakes have occured because of the test. Weather events have been dramatically different.
It is our belief that we opened up black holes, and that we are being slowly sucked away. We have 3-4 weeks left, at most.
Sigh.
Go wack off to porn or something, stop posting here. Quoting: Strossus
No!No!!NO!!! don't tell him to go whack off. He might give the cockroaches, crawling on his floor aids. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 502909 9/13/2008 11:00 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote | Welllll...since I did post-doc at Argonne, surely you can tell us what kind of physics you are working on. ;) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 502064 9/13/2008 11:01 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote | the physics of dildo up asshole i think |
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devorahg User ID: 489389 9/13/2008 11:01 PM
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Yes dear, of course you are. Now run upstairs and wash your hands for dinner. Momma made s'getti tonight for her little man! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 502878
ROFL |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 311438 9/13/2008 11:03 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
It is our belief that we opened up black holes, and that we are being slowly sucked away. We have 3-4 weeks left, at most. Quoting: CERN insider 502675
Webbots |
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GLP Effect User ID: 454219 9/13/2008 11:03 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
The test a few days ago didn't go as planned. Numerous earthquakes have occured because of the test. Weather events have been dramatically different.
It is our belief that we opened up black holes, and that we are being slowly sucked away. We have 3-4 weeks left, at most. Quoting: CERN insider 502675
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CERN Insider User ID: 502675 (OP) 9/13/2008 11:04 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Welllll...since I did post-doc at Argonne, surely you can tell us what kind of physics you are working on. ;) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 502909
Particle physics |
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iconoclast329 User ID: 487858 9/13/2008 11:05 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
I'm Barak Obama and I approve of this post Quoting: Barak Obama 480595
HI!!! Barack,A couple of quick Questions,1..Is there a full moon out tonite? 2.. Dont you think it's about time, you learned to spell your first name correctly? Thanx |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 360787 9/13/2008 11:05 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote | Type up some quick equation and work from there. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 502909 9/13/2008 11:05 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Welllll...since I did post-doc at Argonne, surely you can tell us what kind of physics you are working on. ;)
Particle physics Quoting: CERN Insider 502675
What sort of particle physics???? You realize there are around 40 subdivisions of particle physics.
Sorry, as a scientist, I can honestly say you are a liar. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 502924 9/13/2008 11:07 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote | Why would it matter whether or not you "outed" yourself.
Remember, in 3 weeks you're going to be dead so what difference does it make? |
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CERN Insider User ID: 502675 (OP) 9/13/2008 11:07 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Welllll...since I did post-doc at Argonne, surely you can tell us what kind of physics you are working on. ;)
Particle physics
What sort of particle physics???? You realize there are around 40 subdivisions of particle physics.
Sorry, as a scientist, I can honestly say you are a liar. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 502909
You asked what kind of physics, and I gave you an answer. I'm just giving people a heads up. I plan on warning people all over the net this weekend before I take off with my family. |
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Scientist X User ID: 502846 9/13/2008 11:08 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote | I can vouch for this CERN insider. It's GENUINE folks! |
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CERN Insider User ID: 502675 (OP) 9/13/2008 11:08 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Why would it matter whether or not you "outed" yourself.
Remember, in 3 weeks you're going to be dead so what difference does it make? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 502924
Because they don't want people to know. I would imagine total chaos would break out. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 502909 9/13/2008 11:09 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
You asked what kind of physics, and I gave you an answer. I'm just giving people a heads up. I plan on warning people all over the net this weekend before I take off with my family. Quoting: CERN Insider 502675
Your family? You mean your mother who is upstairs? Come on, go to bed...you aren't even little league. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 500743 9/13/2008 11:09 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote | Why not go to a major news outlet. Or sabotage a live tv broadcast. something like that? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 360787 9/13/2008 11:09 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote | WE WANT AN EQUATION TYPED UP TO PROVE IT! |
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-=LaZe=-  =-FeArLeSs-= User ID: 314849 9/13/2008 11:10 PM
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I can vouch for this CERN insider. It's GENUINE folks! Quoting: Scientist X 502846


A chance is not something your given,
its something you must seize |
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iconoclast329 User ID: 487858 9/13/2008 11:10 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Welllll...since I did post-doc at Argonne, surely you can tell us what kind of physics you are working on. ;)
Particle physics Quoting: CERN Insider 502675
Oh a particle physicist eh!!! well tell me how does a dwarf move a sixty foot long piece of particle board,from one end of a 150 ft long room to another? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 502924 9/13/2008 11:11 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Why would it matter whether or not you "outed" yourself.
Remember, in 3 weeks you're going to be dead so what difference does it make?
Because they don't want people to know. I would imagine total chaos would break out. Quoting: CERN Insider 502675
Still, even if total chaos broke out, it wouldn't matter.
Tell us who you are, get away with your family and you can avoid the chaos.
Lol, these threads are so hilarious. I pity the people that fall for them everytime. |
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CERN Insider User ID: 502675 (OP) 9/13/2008 11:11 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Why not go to a major news outlet. Or sabotage a live tv broadcast. something like that? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 500743
Think about what you just said. I would be a fool to try this. |
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LS  Self-Similarity User ID: 437351 9/13/2008 11:13 PM
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Why not go to a major news outlet. Or sabotage a live tv broadcast. something like that?
Think about what you just said. I would be a fool to try this. Quoting: CERN Insider 502675
seriously. you really suck at this. no originality at all. If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave. 
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The Strong do not Victimize the Helpless. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 499518 9/13/2008 11:13 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
I can vouch for this CERN insider. It's GENUINE folks! Quoting: Scientist X 502846
Thanks! You've got tonnes of street credibility around here. LOL |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 500743 9/13/2008 11:14 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote | I'm thinking about it... and it makes sense to me. If you want to warn people thats how... not on conspiracy websites.... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 359772 9/13/2008 11:14 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
The test a few days ago didn't go as planned. Numerous earthquakes have occured because of the test. Weather events have been dramatically different.
It is our belief that we opened up black holes, and that we are being slowly sucked away. We have 3-4 weeks left, at most. Quoting: CERN insider 502675
liar |
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CERN Insider User ID: 502675 (OP) 9/13/2008 11:14 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote | Guys, you have many questions, I understand. I'll be back tommorrow to give more details on what exactly is occuring. I actually have a collegue who just left a VERY interesting voicemail.
Stay safe |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 360787 9/13/2008 11:16 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote | You are heartless! THE OP IS ABANDONING US!! |
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