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URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad

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Barak Obama
User ID: 480595
9/13/2008 10:56 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

I'm Barak Obama and I approve of this post
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502909
9/13/2008 10:56 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Okay then. What are you working on? Don't be vague...
CERN Insider
User ID: 502675 (OP)
9/13/2008 10:58 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Okay then. What are you working on? Don't be vague...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 502909

You want me to out myself? Just take of your affairs my friend. Enjoy these next 3-4 weeks.
iconoclast329
User ID: 487858
9/13/2008 10:58 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

The test a few days ago didn't go as planned. Numerous earthquakes have occured because of the test. Weather events have been dramatically different.

It is our belief that we opened up black holes, and that we are being slowly sucked away. We have 3-4 weeks left, at most.


Sigh.

Go wack off to porn or something, stop posting here.
 Quoting: Strossus

No!No!!NO!!! don't tell him to go whack off. He might give the cockroaches, crawling on his floor aids.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502909
9/13/2008 11:00 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Welllll...since I did post-doc at Argonne, surely you can tell us what kind of physics you are working on. ;)
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502064
9/13/2008 11:01 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

the physics of dildo up asshole i think
devorahg
User ID: 489389
9/13/2008 11:01 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Yes dear, of course you are. Now run upstairs and wash your hands for dinner. Momma made s'getti tonight for her little man!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 502878

ROFL
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 311438
9/13/2008 11:03 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

It is our belief that we opened up black holes, and that we are being slowly sucked away. We have 3-4 weeks left, at most.
 Quoting: CERN insider 502675


Webbots
GLP Effect
User ID: 454219
9/13/2008 11:03 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

The test a few days ago didn't go as planned. Numerous earthquakes have occured because of the test. Weather events have been dramatically different.

It is our belief that we opened up black holes, and that we are being slowly sucked away. We have 3-4 weeks left, at most.
 Quoting: CERN insider 502675


bsflag
CERN Insider
User ID: 502675 (OP)
9/13/2008 11:04 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Welllll...since I did post-doc at Argonne, surely you can tell us what kind of physics you are working on. ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 502909

Particle physics
iconoclast329
User ID: 487858
9/13/2008 11:05 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

I'm Barak Obama and I approve of this post
 Quoting: Barak Obama 480595

HI!!! Barack,A couple of quick Questions,1..Is there a full moon out tonite? 2.. Dont you think it's about time, you learned to spell your first name correctly? Thanx
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 360787
9/13/2008 11:05 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Type up some quick equation and work from there.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502909
9/13/2008 11:05 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Welllll...since I did post-doc at Argonne, surely you can tell us what kind of physics you are working on. ;)

Particle physics
 Quoting: CERN Insider 502675


What sort of particle physics???? You realize there are around 40 subdivisions of particle physics.

Sorry, as a scientist, I can honestly say you are a liar.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502924
9/13/2008 11:07 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Why would it matter whether or not you "outed" yourself.
Remember, in 3 weeks you're going to be dead so what difference does it make?
CERN Insider
User ID: 502675 (OP)
9/13/2008 11:07 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Welllll...since I did post-doc at Argonne, surely you can tell us what kind of physics you are working on. ;)

Particle physics


What sort of particle physics???? You realize there are around 40 subdivisions of particle physics.

Sorry, as a scientist, I can honestly say you are a liar.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 502909

You asked what kind of physics, and I gave you an answer. I'm just giving people a heads up. I plan on warning people all over the net this weekend before I take off with my family.
Scientist X
User ID: 502846
9/13/2008 11:08 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

I can vouch for this CERN insider. It's GENUINE folks!
CERN Insider
User ID: 502675 (OP)
9/13/2008 11:08 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Why would it matter whether or not you "outed" yourself.
Remember, in 3 weeks you're going to be dead so what difference does it make?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 502924

Because they don't want people to know. I would imagine total chaos would break out.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502909
9/13/2008 11:09 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

You asked what kind of physics, and I gave you an answer. I'm just giving people a heads up. I plan on warning people all over the net this weekend before I take off with my family.
 Quoting: CERN Insider 502675


Your family? You mean your mother who is upstairs? Come on, go to bed...you aren't even little league.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 500743
9/13/2008 11:09 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Why not go to a major news outlet. Or sabotage a live tv broadcast. something like that?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 360787
9/13/2008 11:09 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

WE WANT AN EQUATION TYPED UP TO PROVE IT!
-=LaZe=- Subscriber
=-FeArLeSs-=
User ID: 314849
9/13/2008 11:10 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

I can vouch for this CERN insider. It's GENUINE folks!
 Quoting: Scientist X 502846

bsflag
LaZe

A chance is not something your given,
its something you must seize
iconoclast329
User ID: 487858
9/13/2008 11:10 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Welllll...since I did post-doc at Argonne, surely you can tell us what kind of physics you are working on. ;)

Particle physics
 Quoting: CERN Insider 502675

Oh a particle physicist eh!!! well tell me how does a dwarf move a sixty foot long piece of particle board,from one end of a 150 ft long room to another?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502924
9/13/2008 11:11 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Why would it matter whether or not you "outed" yourself.
Remember, in 3 weeks you're going to be dead so what difference does it make?

Because they don't want people to know. I would imagine total chaos would break out.
 Quoting: CERN Insider 502675

Still, even if total chaos broke out, it wouldn't matter.
Tell us who you are, get away with your family and you can avoid the chaos.

Lol, these threads are so hilarious. I pity the people that fall for them everytime.
CERN Insider
User ID: 502675 (OP)
9/13/2008 11:11 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Why not go to a major news outlet. Or sabotage a live tv broadcast. something like that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 500743

Think about what you just said. I would be a fool to try this.
LS Subscriber
Self-Similarity
User ID: 437351
9/13/2008 11:13 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Why not go to a major news outlet. Or sabotage a live tv broadcast. something like that?

Think about what you just said. I would be a fool to try this.
 Quoting: CERN Insider 502675

seriously. you really suck at this. no originality at all.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 499518
9/13/2008 11:13 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

I can vouch for this CERN insider. It's GENUINE folks!
 Quoting: Scientist X 502846


Thanks! You've got tonnes of street credibility around here. LOL
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 500743
9/13/2008 11:14 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

I'm thinking about it... and it makes sense to me. If you want to warn people thats how... not on conspiracy websites....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 359772
9/13/2008 11:14 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

The test a few days ago didn't go as planned. Numerous earthquakes have occured because of the test. Weather events have been dramatically different.

It is our belief that we opened up black holes, and that we are being slowly sucked away. We have 3-4 weeks left, at most.
 Quoting: CERN insider 502675

liar
CERN Insider
User ID: 502675 (OP)
9/13/2008 11:14 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

Guys, you have many questions, I understand. I'll be back tommorrow to give more details on what exactly is occuring. I actually have a collegue who just left a VERY interesting voicemail.

Stay safe
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 360787
9/13/2008 11:16 PM
Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are badQuote

You are heartless! THE OP IS ABANDONING US!!
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