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URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502346
9/13/2008 11:16 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502924
9/13/2008 11:17 PM | |
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 498407
9/13/2008 11:17 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
so what we are gonna get radiation sickness or just multiplying black holes or what ? |
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iconoclast329
User ID: 487858
9/13/2008 11:18 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
I can vouch for this CERN insider. It's GENUINE folks!
What field are you in ? I'll bet it's left field. |
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picesnator 
User ID: 318318
9/13/2008 11:18 PM
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You need to get season's 2 and 3 again ! of Lost In Space ,and watch them all over again. Quoting: Vertol 490543
WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502879
9/13/2008 11:19 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Oh my God..
Oh no...
I just lermed some dogshit and I can't get rid of it.
God damn feds |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502346
9/13/2008 11:19 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 502924
hahahaha, that was awesome... :) |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 473807
9/13/2008 11:22 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
All these years and no one has been able to beat AB! |
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Geogal
Hu ka pele, lava pour forth
User ID: 373387
9/13/2008 11:28 PM
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The test a few days ago didn't go as planned. Numerous earthquakes have occured because of the test. Weather events have been dramatically different.
It is our belief that we opened up black holes, and that we are being slowly sucked away. We have 3-4 weeks left, at most. Quoting: CERN insider 502675
why would a CERN scientist post a "beta talk live" by Nathan Leider thread?
This sounds almost like another poster who did this same thread type.
I call
Woman of white garment, foreign woman, earth-eating woman, taking and giving life, she is Pele
"ONCE IN HIS LIFE, EVERY MAN IS ENTITLED TO FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH A GORGEOUS REDHEAD" - LUCILLE BALL |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 480174
9/13/2008 11:30 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Welllll...since I did post-doc at Argonne, surely you can tell us what kind of physics you are working on. ;)
Particle physics
What sort of particle physics???? You realize there are around 40 subdivisions of particle physics.
Sorry, as a scientist, I can honestly say you are a liar.
You asked what kind of physics, and I gave you an answer. I'm just giving people a heads up. I plan on warning people all over the net this weekend before I take off with my family. Quoting: CERN Insider 502675
and what are you going to do YOUR last few weeks.
What the heck good is a heads up anyway? What the hell can we do about it? Nothing.
If you are who you say you are and telling the truth.....I would rather have not known. At least i would have remained happy for the last few weeks.
What the heck can any of us do about any of it.
It is freakin people like you that put us into this spot anyway.
I hope (if this is true) that you and all your friends rot in hell for ever.
You people are always digging into stuff you have no business getting into.........trying to alter the natural things to fit your whim.
So........if true,,,,,,,,you enjoy YOUR last few weeks as I'm sure the rest of us well. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 499326
9/13/2008 11:45 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Sheesh...advance search OPs User ID. He also thinks he's Hurricane Rita in another post. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 498106
9/13/2008 11:50 PM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
I thought testing was to begin in October, and the September test was just something to make sure all the parts are working properly, with no science going on. :x |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502881
9/14/2008 12:01 AM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
I wonder if they will let me keep the mini black hole as a pet? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 129376
9/14/2008 12:13 AM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
You need to get season's 2 and 3 again ! of Lost In Space ,and watch them all over again.
WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!!WARINING!! WILL ROGERS!! Quoting: picesnator
I think you mean "Danger, Will Robinson, Danger". |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 129376
9/14/2008 12:13 AM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Yes dear, of course you are. Now run upstairs and wash your hands for dinner. Momma made s'getti tonight for her little man! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 502878
Oh god, that was really funny! |
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Darkman
User ID: 458021
9/14/2008 12:13 AM
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there are gaping black holes in op's logic. Maybe Cern eliminated anything that would be the truth or might be helpful from op's mind of many holes.
We all gotta to die sometime. I hope you have something you and your "family" can get to safty with. Maybe an Ark. A time-machine ark. You are obviously lieing and yet you suck at wrting fiction. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 129376
9/14/2008 12:15 AM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
I wonder if they will let me keep the mini black hole as a pet? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 502881
Just DON'T FEED IT ! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 449656
9/14/2008 12:23 AM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
the rapture event |
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aaron_o.o
rarely pure, never simple
User ID: 487215
9/14/2008 12:23 AM
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"We must now face the harsh truth that the objectives of communism are being steadily advanced because many of us do not recognize the means used to advance them. ... The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a Conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists. The American mind simply has not come to a realization of the evil which has been introduced into our midst."
- J. Edgar Hoover
"The real rulers in Washington are invisible and exercise power from behind the scenes"
- Justice Felix Frankfurter
"Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing NO allegiance and acknowledging NO responsibility to the people." - Theodore Roosevelt, 1906
Pythagoras
...never allowed his neophytes to see him during the years of probation, but instructed them from behind a curtain in his cave
- H. P. Blavatsky (Isis Unveiled) |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 449656
9/14/2008 12:26 AM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
if you are 51 % positive you go another dimension otherwise poof... doneski! better ask jesus to come into our life to straighten up our negatives to positives! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502878
9/14/2008 12:30 AM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Let me get this straight. Jr. has been big enough to come here and warn us about the coming weeks - though the warning was vague and didn't give us any recommendations on where to go. However, the warning sounded global, world-wide, and then in the next breath he says he's going to take off with his family. So if the whole world is screwed, where is he going to go? Mars? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502949
9/14/2008 12:31 AM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
OH MY GOOD GOD this guy has got to be the worst doom bringer (?!) here on GLP congrats OP u are officially the worst doom bringer here on GLP here is your prize what you want one more...ok go on then |
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Darza
User ID: 378572
9/14/2008 4:03 AM
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I can vouch for this CERN insider. It's GENUINE folks! Quoting: Scientist X 502846
Could be, i still see no contradictions. But even if you are both genuine insiders, what are the odds they told you what is really going on over at cern? What makes you think you are not dis-informed yourself? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502368
9/14/2008 4:09 AM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
You asked what kind of physics, and I gave you an answer. I'm just giving people a heads up. I plan on warning people all over the net this weekend before I take off with my family. Quoting: CERN Insider 502675
Wonder where he / she is going to "take off" to in order to escape the "black holes" that will grow and consume everything, everywhere? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 294313
9/14/2008 4:11 AM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502368
9/14/2008 4:20 AM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Particle physics
Oh a particle physicist eh!!! well tell me how does a dwarf move a sixty foot long piece of particle board,from one end of a 150 ft long room to another? Quoting: iconoclast329 487858
That one is easy.
The answer is: SLOWLY
(Of course, if he is a hyper-dimensional CERN dwarf he can:
1. Disintegrate the board into nano-particles, and then re-integrate it on the other side of the room.
2. Rotate the room on its axis while the board remains "a fixed point".
3. Phase into hyper-dimensional space and reappear once the Earth has rotated through an appropriate distance to place the board in proper position on the other side of the room.
4. Call the Home Depot - they said he could do it, and they would help.) |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502994
9/14/2008 4:32 AM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
Particle physics
Oh a particle physicist eh!!! well tell me how does a dwarf move a sixty foot long piece of particle board,from one end of a 150 ft long room to another?
That one is easy.
The answer is: SLOWLY
(Of course, if he is a hyper-dimensional CERN dwarf he can:
1. Disintegrate the board into nano-particles, and then re-integrate it on the other side of the room.
2. Rotate the room on its axis while the board remains "a fixed point".
3. Phase into hyper-dimensional space and reappear once the Earth has rotated through an appropriate distance to place the board in proper position on the other side of the room.
4. Call the Home Depot - they said he could do it, and they would help.) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 502368
LMAO!!!!!
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Darkman
User ID: 458021
9/14/2008 4:36 AM
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the rapture event Quoting: Anonymous Coward 449656
are you one of the ones, sucked,er suckered into this. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 502368
9/14/2008 4:44 AM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
the rapture event
are you one of the ones, sucked,er suckered into this. Quoting: Darkman
The translocation and transmutation of millions would be "child's play" for the hyper-dimensional CERN dwarf! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 499840
9/14/2008 11:55 AM | | Re: URGENT WARNING: I'm a CERN scientist, things are bad | Quote |
What are you people talking about. I was just giving you a heads up. Do as you wish, enjoy these last weeks. Quoting: CERN insider 502675
What do you do exactly at CERN? |
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