I met a girl... and I think she's beautiful... should I tell her...? | |
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FAR User ID: 412806 United Kingdom 09/18/2008 02:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No. Find out what her personality is like first. But don't just go and ask her, ask the people that spend time with her. Such as her parents or friends etc. Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know! Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return. Quran 96:3-8 [link to www.islamicity.com] __________ "Investors must look at this situation as a portfolio opportunity. If you have some extra land (condo developers and house flippers, listen closely), grow a vegetable garden, if you are ambitious, raise some sheep and cows, they will come in handy". __________ How we got here: [link to www.hundredyearlie.com] Cure: [link to www.youtube.com] __________ Plasma aliens: [link to www.plasmametaphysics.com] __________ Were your ancestors pedophiles? [link to www.youtube.com] __________ [link to www.terrorism-illuminati.com] |
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Kanigo2 User ID: 442313 United States 09/18/2008 02:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | smell her vagina first Quoting: Anonymous Coward 490551I met a girl... and I think she's beautiful... should I tell her...? Dont mention her "beauty" compliment her on how smart she is--- and smell the vag. Alt+F4 Allows GodLikeProductions User to Check Current score in Thread Dialog. "GLP has some batty shit, but yours takes the fucking biscuit "-Disputed- Hurray for Anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life. |
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FAR User ID: 412806 United Kingdom 09/18/2008 02:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | smell her vagina first Quoting: Eyes Wide OpenI met a girl... and I think she's beautiful... should I tell her...? Dont mention her "beauty" compliment her on how smart she is--- and smell the vag. Well Hell... Thanks friend... ! IF that's the kind of advice some people prefer... I'm guessing if I tell you to smell her behind, you'll thank me aswell. Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know! Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return. Quran 96:3-8 [link to www.islamicity.com] __________ "Investors must look at this situation as a portfolio opportunity. If you have some extra land (condo developers and house flippers, listen closely), grow a vegetable garden, if you are ambitious, raise some sheep and cows, they will come in handy". __________ How we got here: [link to www.hundredyearlie.com] Cure: [link to www.youtube.com] __________ Plasma aliens: [link to www.plasmametaphysics.com] __________ Were your ancestors pedophiles? [link to www.youtube.com] __________ [link to www.terrorism-illuminati.com] |
canislatrans User ID: 77638 United States 09/18/2008 02:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are you a girl? If so then it's okay. If you're a guy, you gotta play it right or they might think you are a creep. But if you speak from your heart I think you can't go wrong. :) And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 496116 United States 09/18/2008 02:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | smell her vagina first Quoting: FARI met a girl... and I think she's beautiful... should I tell her...? Dont mention her "beauty" compliment her on how smart she is--- and smell the vag. Well Hell... Thanks friend... ! IF that's the kind of advice some people prefer... I'm guessing if I tell you to smell her behind, you'll thank me aswell. Well thanks Farkhead for your advice... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 462607 United States 09/18/2008 02:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EWO, sing it to her. About a year ago I had this attractive guy sing the song "You're Beautiful" to me in the market parking lot as I loaded my groceries into the car. I was a little embarrassed because other people were watching and smiling but I was really flattered. His voice was great and the way he did it was really cute. Some of the people watching clapped when he was done singing it. When he was done he introduced himself and asked if I would go have coffee with him but I was not available at that time so I had to say no. Now that I am available I dream of this guy. Hopefully I will run into him again. I like a confident, forward guy who is still a little romantic. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 496116 United States 09/18/2008 02:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EWO, sing it to her. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 462607About a year ago I had this attractive guy sing the song "You're Beautiful" to me in the market parking lot as I loaded my groceries into the car. I was a little embarrassed because other people were watching and smiling but I was really flattered. His voice was great and the way he did it was really cute. Some of the people watching clapped when he was done singing it. When he was done he introduced himself and asked if I would go have coffee with him but I was not available at that time so I had to say no. Now that I am available I dream of this guy. Hopefully I will run into him again. I like a confident, forward guy who is still a little romantic. That's me babe.... |
malu User ID: 497098 United States 09/18/2008 02:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i would write it like 10,000 times and tell her how much you love to follow her, then name every place she has been and then show her pics so she knows you are serious i am the best at relationship advice, any more question you just let me know ps: it also helps if you can tell her what color panties she is wearing, that goes over big :) "By way of deception, thou shalt do war." Israel's Mossad "The truth shall set you free." U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 496116 United States 09/18/2008 02:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i would write it like 10,000 times and tell her how much you love to follow her, then name every place she has been and then show her pics so she knows you are serious Quoting: malui am the best at relationship advice, any more question you just let me know ps: it also helps if you can tell her what color panties she is wearing, that goes over big :) Hey Bro, ... That's awesome... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 505596 Australia 09/18/2008 02:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's nothing to lose telling someone they are beautiful. Unless you want more than just to tell her that! I'm middle aged now and recently got in touch with a whole bunch of people, separately, from my younger days, and mostly males. What astounds me is how many of them are now "confessing" how they adored me back then and never told me. Nobody ever told me. They were all too scared to. It made my cry at first, because of frustration - I was a beautiful girl, but I had low self esteem and didn;t realize it at the time - because nobody ever told me, nobody had the guts, and as a result, I never married or had kids. And yet, one of them in particular said "I would have married you" and it's like, "WHy, why didn;t you tell me?" I had no idea, I was lonely too, and just thought I was considered untouchable in some way or other. Don't hold back through fear of rejection. You'll help her, you'll help you be fearless in your expression, and who knows? |
Humour reprieve - SPECIAL HIGH User ID: 504899 United States 09/18/2008 02:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:13 am Post subject: Humour reprieve - SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In order to assure the highest levels of quality and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.) We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be moved immediately to the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. that you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in the DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.) Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.) Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to take S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you feel you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in other job training. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.) Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR of INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T) If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.) Thank You, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T.) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 503949 United States 09/18/2008 02:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If shes not into you, it will still brighten her day and make her smile, and if she is, it will make her like you even more, you can't lose :) |
malu User ID: 497098 United States 09/18/2008 02:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK, just do whatever Malu says and your in... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452238in prison for stalking! just kidding with you EWO but yep, you only go around once, make the most of it, tell her "By way of deception, thou shalt do war." Israel's Mossad "The truth shall set you free." U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 496116 United States 09/18/2008 02:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes! I am a girl, and trust me, having a guy tell me he thinks I'm beautiful never gets old. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 503949If shes not into you, it will still brighten her day and make her smile, and if she is, it will make her like you even more, you can't lose :) You can't lose for winning.... |
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FAR User ID: 412806 United Kingdom 09/18/2008 02:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are her habits beautiful? Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know! Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return. Quran 96:3-8 [link to www.islamicity.com] __________ "Investors must look at this situation as a portfolio opportunity. If you have some extra land (condo developers and house flippers, listen closely), grow a vegetable garden, if you are ambitious, raise some sheep and cows, they will come in handy". __________ How we got here: [link to www.hundredyearlie.com] Cure: [link to www.youtube.com] __________ Plasma aliens: [link to www.plasmametaphysics.com] __________ Were your ancestors pedophiles? [link to www.youtube.com] __________ [link to www.terrorism-illuminati.com] |
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