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Sarah Palin Belives: Dinosaurs and MAN lived at the same time AND that Jesus will "return" in her lifetime

 
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Sarah Palin Belives: Dinosaurs and MAN lived at the same time AND that Jesus will "return" in her lifetime

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...also asked Mrs Palin if she believed in the End of Days, the doomsday scenario when the Messiah will return. "She looked in my eyes and said, 'Yes, I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime'
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I said, 'Sarah, how can you believe in creationism – your father's a science teacher.' And she said, 'We don't have to agree on everything.' I pushed her on the earth's creation, whether it was really less than 7,000 years old and whether dinosaurs and humans walked the earth at the same time. And she said yes, she'd seen images somewhere of dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them."

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Sarah Palin Belives: Dinosaurs and MAN lived at the same time AND that Jesus will "return" in her lifetime

[link to www.independent.co.uk]

...also asked Mrs Palin if she believed in the End of Days, the doomsday scenario when the Messiah will return. "She looked in my eyes and said, 'Yes, I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime'
."

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I said, 'Sarah, how can you believe in creationism – your father's a science teacher.' And she said, 'We don't have to agree on everything.' I pushed her on the earth's creation, whether it was really less than 7,000 years old and whether dinosaurs and humans walked the earth at the same time. And she said yes, she'd seen images somewhere of dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them."

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 Quoting: markusmaximus


This just shows her LACK of intelligence. IMAGINE that?

LOL
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The girl's a whacko - will probably make it to President.

Not possible? Well youse voted for Bush laugh
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From the same article:

The governor's creationist beliefs have also emerged as a hurdle. In Wasilla, where she cut her teeth as a Republican mayor, the Rev Howard Bess, a Baptist minister and author of the book Pastor, I am Gay, says his work was on then Mayor Palin's "hit list" for removal from the town's library. "People in city government have confirmed to me what Sarah was trying to do," he said.

:bookbanpal:
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Re: Sarah Palin Belives: Dinosaurs and MAN lived at the same time AND that Jesus will "return" in her lifetime
Obama and Biden believe those things also, unless they are lying about their faiths.
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They probably taught her that at the last Skull 'n Bones convention.
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This US election is a joke, right?

Is this some kind of cosmic satire?

Will there even be an election? The participants are clearly insane. Is it even possible that "Armageddon Annie" can get the nuclear codes? This can't be.


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Now you see why they have her locked down.

As wacky as her beliefs and as much as she lies in her own little locked-down fiefdom, she is terrible at being a spinner of bull crap that she doesn't believe in.

She is a true reactionary...not smart enough to be a two-tongued, lily-livered lying politician like the rest of them.

Thus, she is scarier than all of them combined.
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
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Re: Sarah Palin Belives: Dinosaurs and MAN lived at the same time AND that Jesus will "return" in her lifetime
Obama and Biden believe those things also, unless they are lying about their faiths.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 509671

Not all people of faith leave their brain in their churches offering plate.
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Re: Sarah Palin Belives: Dinosaurs and MAN lived at the same time AND that Jesus will "return" in her lifetime
Obama and Biden believe those things also, unless they are lying about their faiths.
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>>Ouch! That has to hurt.

(Actually NWObama believes the MAHDI is coming back in his lifetime.. but same thing!)
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I guess it comes down to who you believe. Most people believe in God, in some fashion or other. Others believe in "science" and scientists, who are just stupid people like the rest of us and are only right about 30% of the time. So, do you believe in God or do you believe in people you don't even know? Faith in God, Faith in People. It's not that difficult a choice.
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Obama and Biden believe those things also, unless they are lying about their faiths.

Not all people of faith leave their brain in their churches offering plate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 284011

Are you saying they don't actually believe their church' teachings?

They are just pandering for votes by pretending?
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Re: Sarah Palin Belives: Dinosaurs and MAN lived at the same time AND that Jesus will "return" in her lifetime
Obama and Biden believe those things also, unless they are lying about their faiths.
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Not all professed Christians tow the fundamentalist line that the entire Bible is the inspired Word of God and is to be interpreted literally. In fact, those who actually can think ignore large parts because it doesn't make any sense.

Many Christians do not believe in jihad against the Muslims either or that all the Jews have to be killed or converted for Jesus to come back.

But the major tenets of Jesus' version of Christianity are a wonderful code to live by.
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It is true.....man and dinosaurs walked the earth together....it is in the Bible.....I will find the passage and post it.....
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Bush believes it too!
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Sarah Palin Belives: Dinosaurs and MAN lived at the same time AND that Jesus will "return" in her lifetime

[link to www.independent.co.uk]

...also asked Mrs Palin if she believed in the End of Days, the doomsday scenario when the Messiah will return. "She looked in my eyes and said, 'Yes, I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime'
."

...
I said, 'Sarah, how can you believe in creationism – your father's a science teacher.' And she said, 'We don't have to agree on everything.' I pushed her on the earth's creation, whether it was really less than 7,000 years old and whether dinosaurs and humans walked the earth at the same time. And she said yes, she'd seen images somewhere of dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them."

(visit link for full article)
 Quoting: markusmaximus



So Sarah Palin is saying that her daddy is a fucking dumbass science teacher.

Because most of the scientist at Stanford, Havard and Yale believe what she believes.
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Are you saying they don't actually believe their church' teachings?

They are just pandering for votes by pretending?
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No, I'm saying that just because you're a christian does not mean you have to totally ignore science. I'm saying that every christian that believes in creationt does not believe that the earth is only 4,000 years old or that evolution does not or cannot occur.
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Re: Sarah Palin Belives: Dinosaurs and MAN lived at the same time AND that Jesus will "return" in her lifetime
THEY SAY ANYTHING THEY WANT !


Women are not to rule over men, Thats Bible LAW, so what she gonna do ?


Eh?



Politicians are all Liars !
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It is true.....man and dinosaurs walked the earth together....it is in the Bible.....I will find the passage and post it.....
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Oh, well if a sheep herder from 3500 BC wrote it, it MUST BE TRUE.
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I'm not in any way religious but I've seen pix of dinosaurs prints along with human footprints & this at least made me wonder; I'm giving Palin the benefit of the doubt here when I say that co-existence between humans and dinosaurs might have been possible if there were any dinosaur 'survivors' after most were wiped out.

As for 'Jesus returning in her lifetime' - hope is not fact, Sarah.
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It is true.....man and dinosaurs walked the earth together....it is in the Bible.....I will find the passage and post it.....
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Here is the proof - There is more if this does not convince you.....


From Job 40:
"Look at the behemoth,...which feeds on grass like an ox. What strength he has in his loins, what power in the muscles of his belly! His tail sways like a cedar; the sinews of his thighs are close-knit. His bones are tubes of bronze, his limbs like rods of iron. ... When the river rages, he is not alarmed; he is secure, though the Jordan should surge against his mouth. Can anyone capture him by the eyes, or trap him and pierce his nose?

From Job 41:
Can you pull in the leviathan with a fishhook...Can you fill his hide with harpoons or his head with fishing spears? ... Any hope of subduing him is false; the mere sight of him is overpowering...
... strength ... graceful form. Who can strip off his outer coat? ... his mouth, ringed about with his fearsome teeth? His back has rows of shields tightly sealed together; each is so close to the next that no air can pass between...
His snorting throws out flashes of light... Firebrands stream from his mouth; sparks of fire shoot out. Smoke pours from his nostrils as from a boiling pot over a fire of reeds. His breath sets coals ablaze, and flames dart from his mouth.
Strength resides in his neck... The folds of his flesh are tightly joined; they are firm and immovable. His chest is hard as rock, hard as a lower millstone.
When he rises up, the mighty are terrified; they retreat before his thrashing. The sword that reaches him has no effect, nor does the spear or the dart or the javelin. Iron he treats like straw and bronze like rotten wood. Arrows do not make him flee; slingstones are like chaff to him. A club seems to him but a piece of straw; he laughs at the rattling of the lance. His undersides are jagged potsherds, leaving a trail in the mud like a threshing sledge...
Nothing on earth is his equal- a creature without fear. 7
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Jesus will "return" in her lifetime

sHe will live a hell of long time waiting ///

Jesus is just another avatar prommise in the pile of non
perfoprmed promised returns ...

shitstream I take a crap to that !
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A large percentage of normal Christians consider these folk the equivalent of the Muslim Taliban. In all major religions, there is the full spectrum of adherents.

Moderates or (gasp) Liberals aren't in the habit of forcibly converting other religions or those with different dogmas within. That's why people don't hear so much about them.

This reactionary, dominionist end of the spectrum has caused major divisions within the religion even as they are waging their holy war.

They are truly possessed and terribly repressed, in my opinion, which is why they focus on casting out demons from others. Like Palin's Kenyan witch doctor AOG pastor.
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Hey MM HTFAY? Sara Palin is a miscreant period! If she didn't have her current plumbing no one would even take notice. By the way check out my current thread Loans Not Bailouts are the ANSWER and let me know what you think. Help with a pin.
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It is true.....man and dinosaurs walked the earth together....it is in the Bible.....I will find the passage and post it.....


Oh, well if a sheep herder from 3500 BC wrote it, it MUST BE TRUE.
 Quoting: markusmaximus



The Bible is the divine word of God.....not from a sheep herder as you say.....We are in end time....scoff at the Bible's teachings of the Lord all you want.....you will be praising his name on your knees in the not so distant future......our time draws near.....now is your time to get right with God.....believe it!
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From Job 40:
"JEEZUZ H CHRIST LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT DINOSAUR!!"
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Are you saying they don't actually believe their church' teachings?

They are just pandering for votes by pretending?

No, I'm saying that just because you're a christian does not mean you have to totally ignore science. I'm saying that every christian that believes in creationt does not believe that the earth is only 4,000 years old or that evolution does not or cannot occur.
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Well, I am not a christian, but I don't know any that believe the earth is 4,000 year old, nor any that believe that evolution does not occur on some scale.

I do admire someone that has the strength in her convictions to speak openly about them without shame. Unlike Obama, who wants us to believe that he attended his church for decades, yet was unaware of his preacher's beliefs. I gues he slept through the sermons, which once again leads me to believe he only attended for political gain.
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[link to www.drdino.com]

long version:
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short version:
[link to www.youtube.com]



she might be right you know...

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