You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you? | |
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Sproutarian (OP) User ID: 511065 Australia 09/26/2008 08:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Which plan makes more sense to you: 1. Pack ready-to-eat high-calorie stuff that is lightweight and doesn't need to be cooked or hydrated, such as granola bars and nuts and chocolate and beef jerky. 2. Haul around sacks of rice & beans, use half of your drinking water to soak them and the other half to cook them, and lug around a coleman stove, and lug around the butane cannisters to fuel it, and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition" as the aroma and smoke from your fire attract all the thugs that will kill you, rape your wife, and eat your children. |
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x User ID: 511075 United Kingdom 09/26/2008 08:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you? Why don't you open up a church to worship them or something? You could discuss storing tips 24/7 lol Quoting: water is for drinking 511065What the fuck is a "survivalist wanna-be," you moronic, jizz-guzzling zoophile? Someone who wants to survive? Yeah, to hell with these idiots who want to survive! Surviving? Shit - how utterly passé is that? Mm. Fertilizer acid, OP: Drink a few pints. |
farting for survival (OP) User ID: 511065 Australia 09/26/2008 08:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | what's ur problem, asshat???? Whatcha got in ur cupboard to survive on??? Frozen TV dinners in ur freezer???? stfu Quoting: Hippigalsigned....got beans&rice for shtf Where ya gonna get the fuel & water ta cook 'em, bean-tard??? |
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Whee! 8D.qc.ca User ID: 510924 Canada 09/26/2008 08:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Which plan makes more sense to you: Quoting: Sproutarian 5110651. Pack ready-to-eat high-calorie stuff that is lightweight and doesn't need to be cooked or hydrated, such as granola bars and nuts and chocolate and beef jerky. 2. Haul around sacks of rice & beans, use half of your drinking water to soak them and the other half to cook them, and lug around a coleman stove, and lug around the butane cannisters to fuel it, and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition" as the aroma and smoke from your fire attract all the thugs that will kill you, rape your wife, and eat your children. People are not going to do camping in the woods RETARD, they are going to live MONEYLESS. The world woud be a thousand times better place if more cults existed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 673558 |
laffing@you (OP) User ID: 511065 Australia 09/26/2008 08:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 510760 United States 09/26/2008 08:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | what's ur problem, asshat???? Whatcha got in ur cupboard to survive on??? Frozen TV dinners in ur freezer???? stfu Quoting: farting for survival 511065signed....got beans&rice for shtf Where ya gonna get the fuel & water ta cook 'em, bean-tard??? I have a well and firewood shit dick |
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Nailer45 User ID: 509723 United States 09/26/2008 09:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Which plan makes more sense to you: Quoting: Sproutarian 5110651. Pack ready-to-eat high-calorie stuff that is lightweight and doesn't need to be cooked or hydrated, such as granola bars and nuts and chocolate and beef jerky. 2. Haul around sacks of rice & beans, use half of your drinking water to soak them and the other half to cook them, and lug around a coleman stove, and lug around the butane cannisters to fuel it, and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition" as the aroma and smoke from your fire attract all the thugs that will kill you, rape your wife, and eat your children. flare lens for starting fires. [link to kensolar.com] solar cookers. [link to www.solarcooking.org] Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. Thomas Jefferson |
Stern Teacher (OP) User ID: 511065 Australia 09/26/2008 09:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Which plan makes more sense to you: Quoting: Whee! 8D.qc.ca1. Pack ready-to-eat high-calorie stuff that is lightweight and doesn't need to be cooked or hydrated, such as granola bars and nuts and chocolate and beef jerky. 2. Haul around sacks of rice & beans, use half of your drinking water to soak them and the other half to cook them, and lug around a coleman stove, and lug around the butane cannisters to fuel it, and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition" as the aroma and smoke from your fire attract all the thugs that will kill you, rape your wife, and eat your children. People are not going to do camping in the woods RETARD, they are going to live MONEYLESS. Nobody said anything about "camping in the woods" you SSD welfare retard, so go back to your precious 'chemtrail' believer thread and f.o. because the only one that will be "moneyless" is schzo addhd cases like yourself. Now go eat your rice & beans & stfu |
Hippigal User ID: 505666 United States 09/26/2008 09:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Where ya gonna get the fuel & water ta cook 'em, bean-tard??? ................................................ hey fuckhead listen and learn...beans and rice make a complete protein. Ur granola bars and sissy shit won't get you far at all. I IMAGINE you will be able to get hold of some water (where's all the water gonna go, you nutter) and anybody with any kind of survivor skills at all can build a fire and get a coffee can or something to boil their beans and rice in.. you must be 16 and making ur mom pay to keep your sorry ass up signed beans&rice Highway to Hell |
Bobby has two scoutmasters (OP) User ID: 511065 Australia 09/26/2008 09:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Nailer45 another armchair survivalist that confused 'surviving' with 'boyscout camp' |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 484970 United States 09/26/2008 09:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Which plan makes more sense to you: Quoting: Sproutarian 5110651. Pack ready-to-eat high-calorie stuff that is lightweight and doesn't need to be cooked or hydrated, such as granola bars and nuts and chocolate and beef jerky. 2. Haul around sacks of rice & beans, use half of your drinking water to soak them and the other half to cook them, and lug around a coleman stove, and lug around the butane cannisters to fuel it, and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition" as the aroma and smoke from your fire attract all the thugs that will kill you, rape your wife, and eat your children. Enough granola bars and beef jerky to survive for months, not days is not really going to be lightweight, is it? If youre "on the move" your theory kind of makes sense, but even with your supplies, there is only so much you can carry, I think the survivalists here are planning on being bunkered in, and are planning accordingly. |
Nailer45 User ID: 509723 United States 09/26/2008 09:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | flare lens for starting fires. Quoting: Bobby has two scoutmasters 511065[link to kensolar.com] another armchair survivalist that confused 'surviving' with 'boyscout camp' [link to kensolar.com] Who needs matches when you can make your own 3000°F fire? The basic idea behind a Fresnel lens is simple. Imagine taking a plastic magnifying glass and slicing it into a hundred concentric rings (like the rings of a tree). Each ring is slightly thinner than the next and focuses the light towards the center. Now take each ring, tweak it so that it's flat on one side, and make it the same thickness as the other ones. To retain the rings' ability to focus the light toward the center, the angle of each ring's angled face will be different. Now if you stack all the rings back together, you have a Fresnel lens. Large Fresnel lenses are often used for such things as solar concentrators and solar ovens the lens flare can reach temps of 3,000 F .. A French Physicist named Augustin-Jean Fresnel invented this lens in 1822 to be used in lighthouses.. Now, you can burn stuff up with it! ;) It's paper-thin, lightweight, and only about 70 square inches in size, so you can can pack it just about anywhere. Warning: This lens can be extremely dangerous! It can melt copper, zinc, brass, and aluminum. It can light a large log on fire in only a few seconds! Don't say I didn't warn ya! Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. Thomas Jefferson |
Linzartart User ID: 476887 United States 09/26/2008 09:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Which plan makes more sense to you: Quoting: Sproutarian 5110651. Pack ready-to-eat high-calorie stuff that is lightweight and doesn't need to be cooked or hydrated, such as granola bars and nuts and chocolate and beef jerky. 2. Haul around sacks of rice & beans, use half of your drinking water to soak them and the other half to cook them, and lug around a coleman stove, and lug around the butane cannisters to fuel it, and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition" as the aroma and smoke from your fire attract all the thugs that will kill you, rape your wife, and eat your children. dude no way is the right way; if ppl have the money to spend on the RTE meals fine, if they dont they'll work with what they got. point be - as long as one is prepped - who really gives a fuq? does it really matter how? I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced! I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
duh i can't read (OP) User ID: 511065 Australia 09/26/2008 09:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Where ya gonna get the fuel & water ta cook 'em, bean-tard??? Quoting: Hippigal................................................ hey fuckhead listen and learn...beans and rice make a complete protein. Hey obama supporter, maybe you can get somebody white that can read English to translate the original post into 'ebonics' for you, because this is what it said: "...and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition"..." Now you, you're mostly FAT. SATURATED fat. |
munch User ID: 272341 United Kingdom 09/26/2008 09:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you? Why don't you open up a church to worship them or something? You could discuss storing tips 24/7 lol Quoting: water is for drinking 511065you'll laugh on the other side of yer face when we're tucking into beanshoots and curries - and you're dying of scurvy . |
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Hippigal User ID: 505666 United States 09/26/2008 09:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | duh i can't read User ID: 511065 (OP) 9/26/2008 9:13 AM Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you? Quote Where ya gonna get the fuel & water ta cook 'em, bean-tard??? ................................................ hey fuckhead listen and learn...beans and rice make a complete protein. Quoting: Hippigal Hey obama supporter, maybe you can get somebody white that can read English to translate the original post into 'ebonics' for you, because this is what it said: "...and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition"..." Now you, you're mostly FAT. SATURATED fat. ...................................................... I don't listen to ppl who put "duh i can't read" as their username, you dumb fuck Highway to Hell |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 511065 Australia 09/26/2008 09:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you? Why don't you open up a church to worship them or something? You could discuss storing tips 24/7 lol Quoting: munch 272341you'll laugh on the other side of yer face when we're tucking into beanshoots and curries - and you're dying of scurvy . beanshoots? curries? |
spam somewhere else, tard (OP) User ID: 511065 Australia 09/26/2008 09:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You can spam all you want tard, a "fresnel lense" hasn't been a big deal since the 70's, and you can buy one in any office supply store for $2 - they call them "full page magnifiers". Happy shilling though! flare lens for starting fires. Quoting: Nailer45[link to kensolar.com] another armchair survivalist that confused 'surviving' with 'boyscout camp' [link to kensolar.com] Who needs matches when you can make your own 3000°F fire? The basic idea behind a Fresnel lens is simple. Imagine taking a plastic magnifying glass and slicing it into a hundred concentric rings (like the rings of a tree). Each ring is slightly thinner than the next and focuses the light towards the center. Now take each ring, tweak it so that it's flat on one side, and make it the same thickness as the other ones. To retain the rings' ability to focus the light toward the center, the angle of each ring's angled face will be different. Now if you stack all the rings back together, you have a Fresnel lens. Large Fresnel lenses are often used for such things as solar concentrators and solar ovens the lens flare can reach temps of 3,000 F .. A French Physicist named Augustin-Jean Fresnel invented this lens in 1822 to be used in lighthouses.. Now, you can burn stuff up with it! ;) It's paper-thin, lightweight, and only about 70 square inches in size, so you can can pack it just about anywhere. Warning: This lens can be extremely dangerous! It can melt copper, zinc, brass, and aluminum. It can light a large log on fire in only a few seconds! Don't say I didn't warn ya! |
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