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You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?

 
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You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you? Why don't you open up a church to worship them or something? You could discuss storing tips 24/7 lol
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what's ur problem, asshat???? Whatcha got in ur cupboard to survive on??? Frozen TV dinners in ur freezer???? stfu
signed....got beans&rice for shtf
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09/26/2008 08:43 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
Dumbass. The rice n'beans crowd will be the ones laughing when TSHTF shortly. Gaseous as well, but you can't have everything....
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09/26/2008 08:49 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
Which plan makes more sense to you:

1. Pack ready-to-eat high-calorie stuff that is lightweight and doesn't need to be cooked or hydrated, such as granola bars and nuts and chocolate and beef jerky.

2. Haul around sacks of rice & beans, use half of your drinking water to soak them and the other half to cook them, and lug around a coleman stove, and lug around the butane cannisters to fuel it, and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition" as the aroma and smoke from your fire attract all the thugs that will kill you, rape your wife, and eat your children.
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09/26/2008 08:50 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
what's ur problem, asshat???? Whatcha got in ur cupboard to survive on??? Frozen TV dinners in ur freezer???? stfu
signed....got beans&rice for shtf
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Gee, they dont make hippies like they used to..:)
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09/26/2008 08:51 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you? Why don't you open up a church to worship them or something? You could discuss storing tips 24/7 lol
 Quoting: water is for drinking 511065


What the fuck is a "survivalist wanna-be," you moronic, jizz-guzzling zoophile? Someone who wants to survive? Yeah, to hell with these idiots who want to survive! Surviving? Shit - how utterly passé is that? Mm.

Fertilizer acid, OP: Drink a few pints.
farting for survival (OP)
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09/26/2008 08:51 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
what's ur problem, asshat???? Whatcha got in ur cupboard to survive on??? Frozen TV dinners in ur freezer???? stfu
signed....got beans&rice for shtf
 Quoting: Hippigal



Where ya gonna get the fuel & water ta cook 'em, bean-tard???
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09/26/2008 08:52 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
I like rice and bean but I ain't a survivalist!
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09/26/2008 08:53 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
What the fuck is a "survivalist wanna-be,"
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*YOU* are, bean-tard!
Whee! 8D.qc.ca

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09/26/2008 08:53 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
You have to be really fucked up to have T-Bone meals on survival.
The world woud be a thousand times better place if more cults existed.
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Whee! 8D.qc.ca

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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
Which plan makes more sense to you:

1. Pack ready-to-eat high-calorie stuff that is lightweight and doesn't need to be cooked or hydrated, such as granola bars and nuts and chocolate and beef jerky.

2. Haul around sacks of rice & beans, use half of your drinking water to soak them and the other half to cook them, and lug around a coleman stove, and lug around the butane cannisters to fuel it, and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition" as the aroma and smoke from your fire attract all the thugs that will kill you, rape your wife, and eat your children.
 Quoting: Sproutarian 511065




People are not going to do camping in the woods RETARD, they are going to live MONEYLESS.
The world woud be a thousand times better place if more cults existed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 673558
laffing@you (OP)
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09/26/2008 08:56 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
Hey here's another one: Pack a backpack full of 50lbs. of canned goods, and pack it out of town lol. I bet youget a whole 3 miles, even without hungry obama supporters chasing you lol
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09/26/2008 08:57 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
what's ur problem, asshat???? Whatcha got in ur cupboard to survive on??? Frozen TV dinners in ur freezer???? stfu
signed....got beans&rice for shtf



Where ya gonna get the fuel & water ta cook 'em, bean-tard???
 Quoting: farting for survival 511065


I have a well and firewood shit dick
beantrails full of barium (OP)
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09/26/2008 08:58 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
You have to be really fucked up to have T-Bone meals on survival.
 Quoting: Whee! 8D.qc.ca



Nobody said anything about "T-Bone meals" you retard, so go back to your precious 'chemtrail' believer thread and f.o.
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09/26/2008 09:01 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
Where ya gonna get the fuel & water ta cook 'em, bean-tard???


I have a well and firewood shit dick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 510760



How far ya gonna pack THOSE, idiot?
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09/26/2008 09:02 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
Which plan makes more sense to you:

1. Pack ready-to-eat high-calorie stuff that is lightweight and doesn't need to be cooked or hydrated, such as granola bars and nuts and chocolate and beef jerky.

2. Haul around sacks of rice & beans, use half of your drinking water to soak them and the other half to cook them, and lug around a coleman stove, and lug around the butane cannisters to fuel it, and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition" as the aroma and smoke from your fire attract all the thugs that will kill you, rape your wife, and eat your children.
 Quoting: Sproutarian 511065


flare lens for starting fires.
[link to kensolar.com]

solar cookers.

[link to www.solarcooking.org]
Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
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09/26/2008 09:04 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
Which plan makes more sense to you:

1. Pack ready-to-eat high-calorie stuff that is lightweight and doesn't need to be cooked or hydrated, such as granola bars and nuts and chocolate and beef jerky.

2. Haul around sacks of rice & beans, use half of your drinking water to soak them and the other half to cook them, and lug around a coleman stove, and lug around the butane cannisters to fuel it, and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition" as the aroma and smoke from your fire attract all the thugs that will kill you, rape your wife, and eat your children.




People are not going to do camping in the woods RETARD, they are going to live MONEYLESS.
 Quoting: Whee! 8D.qc.ca



Nobody said anything about "camping in the woods" you SSD welfare retard, so go back to your precious 'chemtrail' believer thread and f.o. because the only one that will be "moneyless" is schzo addhd cases like yourself.


Now go eat your rice & beans & stfu
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09/26/2008 09:07 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
Where ya gonna get the fuel & water ta cook 'em, bean-tard???
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hey fuckhead listen and learn...beans and rice make a complete protein. Ur granola bars and sissy shit won't get you far at all. I IMAGINE you will be able to get hold of some water (where's all the water gonna go, you nutter) and anybody with any kind of survivor skills at all can build a fire and get a coffee can or something to boil their beans and rice in.. you must be 16 and making ur mom pay to keep your sorry ass up
signed beans&rice
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
flare lens for starting fires.
[link to kensolar.com]
 Quoting: Nailer45


another armchair survivalist that confused 'surviving' with 'boyscout camp'
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09/26/2008 09:08 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
Which plan makes more sense to you:

1. Pack ready-to-eat high-calorie stuff that is lightweight and doesn't need to be cooked or hydrated, such as granola bars and nuts and chocolate and beef jerky.

2. Haul around sacks of rice & beans, use half of your drinking water to soak them and the other half to cook them, and lug around a coleman stove, and lug around the butane cannisters to fuel it, and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition" as the aroma and smoke from your fire attract all the thugs that will kill you, rape your wife, and eat your children.
 Quoting: Sproutarian 511065


Enough granola bars and beef jerky to survive for months, not days is not really going to be lightweight, is it? If youre "on the move" your theory kind of makes sense, but even with your supplies, there is only so much you can carry,

I think the survivalists here are planning on being bunkered in, and are planning accordingly.
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09/26/2008 09:11 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
flare lens for starting fires.
[link to kensolar.com]


another armchair survivalist that confused 'surviving' with 'boyscout camp'
 Quoting: Bobby has two scoutmasters 511065


[link to kensolar.com]


Who needs matches when you can make your own 3000°F fire? The basic idea behind a Fresnel lens is simple. Imagine taking a plastic magnifying glass and slicing it into a hundred concentric rings (like the rings of a tree). Each ring is slightly thinner than the next and focuses the light towards the center. Now take each ring, tweak it so that it's flat on one side, and make it the same thickness as the other ones. To retain the rings' ability to focus the light toward the center, the angle of each ring's angled face will be different.

Now if you stack all the rings back together, you have a Fresnel lens. Large Fresnel lenses are often used for such things as solar concentrators and solar ovens
the lens flare can reach temps of 3,000 F ..

A French Physicist named Augustin-Jean Fresnel invented this lens in 1822 to be used in lighthouses.. Now, you can burn stuff up with it! ;)

It's paper-thin, lightweight, and only about 70 square inches in size, so you can can pack it just about anywhere.

Warning: This lens can be extremely dangerous! It can melt copper, zinc, brass, and aluminum. It can light a large log on fire in only a few seconds! Don't say I didn't warn ya!
Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
Which plan makes more sense to you:

1. Pack ready-to-eat high-calorie stuff that is lightweight and doesn't need to be cooked or hydrated, such as granola bars and nuts and chocolate and beef jerky.

2. Haul around sacks of rice & beans, use half of your drinking water to soak them and the other half to cook them, and lug around a coleman stove, and lug around the butane cannisters to fuel it, and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition" as the aroma and smoke from your fire attract all the thugs that will kill you, rape your wife, and eat your children.
 Quoting: Sproutarian 511065


dude no way is the right way; if ppl have the money to spend on the RTE meals fine, if they dont they'll work with what they got. point be - as long as one is prepped - who really gives a fuq? does it really matter how?
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!

I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me.
duh i can't read (OP)
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09/26/2008 09:13 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
Where ya gonna get the fuel & water ta cook 'em, bean-tard???
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hey fuckhead listen and learn...beans and rice make a complete protein.
 Quoting: Hippigal


Hey obama supporter, maybe you can get somebody white that can read English to translate the original post into 'ebonics' for you, because this is what it said:

"...and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition"..."



Now you, you're mostly FAT.

SATURATED fat.
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09/26/2008 09:14 AM
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you? Why don't you open up a church to worship them or something? You could discuss storing tips 24/7 lol
 Quoting: water is for drinking 511065

you'll laugh on the other side of yer face when we're tucking into
beanshoots and curries - and you're dying of scurvy
.
lol@tard (OP)
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09/26/2008 09:17 AM
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I think the survivalists here are planning on being bunkered in, and are planning accordingly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 484970


Then they're in for a rude awakening aren't they?
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duh i can't read
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Where ya gonna get the fuel & water ta cook 'em, bean-tard???
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hey fuckhead listen and learn...beans and rice make a complete protein.
Quoting: Hippigal


Hey obama supporter, maybe you can get somebody white that can read English to translate the original post into 'ebonics' for you, because this is what it said:

"...and then sit around feeling smug about how "wise" a "survivalist" you are about "protein" and "nutrition"..."



Now you, you're mostly FAT.

SATURATED fat.
......................................................
I don't listen to ppl who put "duh i can't read" as their username, you dumb fuck
Highway to Hell
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you? Why don't you open up a church to worship them or something? You could discuss storing tips 24/7 lol

you'll laugh on the other side of yer face when we're tucking into
beanshoots and curries - and you're dying of scurvy
.
 Quoting: munch 272341


beanshoots? curries?
spam somewhere else, tard (OP)
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
You can spam all you want tard, a "fresnel lense" hasn't been a big deal since the 70's, and you can buy one in any office supply store for $2 - they call them "full page magnifiers".

Happy shilling though!


flare lens for starting fires.
[link to kensolar.com]


another armchair survivalist that confused 'surviving' with 'boyscout camp'


[link to kensolar.com]


Who needs matches when you can make your own 3000°F fire? The basic idea behind a Fresnel lens is simple. Imagine taking a plastic magnifying glass and slicing it into a hundred concentric rings (like the rings of a tree). Each ring is slightly thinner than the next and focuses the light towards the center. Now take each ring, tweak it so that it's flat on one side, and make it the same thickness as the other ones. To retain the rings' ability to focus the light toward the center, the angle of each ring's angled face will be different.

Now if you stack all the rings back together, you have a Fresnel lens. Large Fresnel lenses are often used for such things as solar concentrators and solar ovens
the lens flare can reach temps of 3,000 F ..

A French Physicist named Augustin-Jean Fresnel invented this lens in 1822 to be used in lighthouses.. Now, you can burn stuff up with it! ;)

It's paper-thin, lightweight, and only about 70 square inches in size, so you can can pack it just about anywhere.

Warning: This lens can be extremely dangerous! It can melt copper, zinc, brass, and aluminum. It can light a large log on fire in only a few seconds! Don't say I didn't warn ya!
 Quoting: Nailer45
kat

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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
yes, I love rice and bean. Eat it even when I don't have to. And I know how to cook it all sorts off yummy ways.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Re: You 'tards and survivalist wanna-be's just love your "rice & beans" don't you?
I don't listen to ppl who put "duh i can't read" as their username, you dumb fuck
 Quoting: Hippigal



Then quit flapping your cannabis-hole and get the f out of here, you illiterate hippie





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