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Man Accuses Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut

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munkynutz
User ID: 511153
9/26/2008 10:45 AM
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Friday, September 26, 2008

Arguments began Monday in a federal lawsuit alleging that a Maryland doctor stapled a man's rectum shut during an operation, rendering him unable to move his bowels for 17 days
full story:
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Rawr.
User ID: 148742
9/26/2008 10:46 AM
Re: Man Accuses Doctor of Stapling Buttocks ShutQuote

Well, I guess there's always THAT.

Talk about somebody who needs a BAILOUT!!!
What? You think you're the only person that gets sick when he doesn't get his jellybeans?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 511153 (OP)
9/26/2008 10:47 AM
Re: Man Accuses Doctor of Stapling Buttocks ShutQuote

Well, I guess there's always THAT.

Talk about somebody who needs a BAILOUT!!!
 Quoting: markusmaximus

lolololol
89446
User ID: 464964
9/26/2008 10:47 AM
Re: Man Accuses Doctor of Stapling Buttocks ShutQuote

The man should have opened his belly-button. That's our God-given rectum bailout.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 511153 (OP)
9/26/2008 10:56 AM
Re: Man Accuses Doctor of Stapling Buttocks ShutQuote

i bet when he accused the docs they said he was full of Sh*t
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 507024
9/26/2008 11:05 AM
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I'm going to do you a favor OP, and post a link directly to the news story. Before you know it, you're going to get your little message board on GLP's shit list.

[link to www.foxnews.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 510993
9/26/2008 11:06 AM
Re: Man Accuses Doctor of Stapling Buttocks ShutQuote

Just when you think your life is bad, there is always someone who has it worse.
Scully
User ID: 509614
9/26/2008 11:12 AM
Re: Man Accuses Doctor of Stapling Buttocks ShutQuote

Might I add, for clarity....that it was also said that the doctor didnt staple the guys rectum shut....he had swelling after a rectal procedure that closed it tight. Doctors are not responsible for swelling...that is natures magic finger.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 507024
9/26/2008 11:16 AM
Re: Man Accuses Doctor of Stapling Buttocks ShutQuote

Might I add, for clarity....that it was also said that the doctor didnt staple the guys rectum shut....he had swelling after a rectal procedure that closed it tight. Doctors are not responsible for swelling...that is natures magic finger.
 Quoting: Scully 509614


No, it said, that the doctor said he didn't staple it shut. That doesn't mean he didn't.

What's he going to do? "Yes your honor, I stapled his ass shut, give him a million bucks and take away my medical license."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 327006
9/26/2008 2:19 PM
Re: Man Accuses Doctor of Stapling Buttocks ShutQuote

I'm going to do you a favor OP, and post a link directly to the news story. Before you know it, you're going to get your little message board on GLP's shit list.

[link to www.foxnews.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507024

lets see...everyone here shares stories by posting links to them and you want to single out mine to bitch about? Let me tell you something,sure I share links,but if you think Im going to copy and paste every little thing from site to site to site then you can just think again.I always post GREAT stories and links and if you dont like it,dont read it.EVERYONE who uses this site does exactly the same thing.So do me a favor and get your nose out of my ass.Mind your own business and stfu.
And for the record...this link should be the POST of The week!

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 416652
9/26/2008 2:26 PM
Re: Man Accuses Doctor of Stapling Buttocks ShutQuote

Is this the same doctor that cut the other guy's pecker off?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 507112
9/26/2008 2:29 PM
Re: Man Accuses Doctor of Stapling Buttocks ShutQuote

well if he's suing the doctor, then he had better have his shit together. shitstream
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 327006
9/26/2008 2:46 PM
Re: Man Accuses Doctor of Stapling Buttocks ShutQuote

cut his pecker off too? lmmfao! That poor bastard! Worlds unluckiest man!
Dont_Blink
User ID: 294926
10/9/2008 11:08 AM
Re: Man Accuses Doctor of Stapling Buttocks ShutQuote

I just got a mental imagine of pooping through my bell button... thanks...

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