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The Toilet Seat Debate............ Up or Down ?

 
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The Toilet Seat Debate............ Up or Down ?
I know, I will probably get flamed by a bunch of women. But flame on, don't you like to be aware of your surroundings???

1.) Why on earth would you ever sit down on a toilet without looking back? You donít know whatís there. Even if your man is a good boy 100% of the time and leaves the seat down, why do you just decide to sit down without looking ? Why would you want to take that chance? What is the harm of simply glancing back ?

2.) Men donít usually complain about women leaving the seat down. Why is it such a big deal whether the seat is up or down ? Who effing cares ? If itís up, all you gotta do is move it down with the flick of your wrist. If itís down, simply lift it up. I donít understand why men and women get into huge arguments and why some marriages are strained because of this.

I have also heard many women complain about going out to eat and using the bathroom, and accidentally sitting in pee on the seat because the last person didnít clean up. WHY would you blindly trust a stranger in the bathroom to clean up ? Why on earth would you not glance back for a second to see if the toilet is clean enough to put paper on ?

Have we all become that lazy ? Itís your ass. Protect it by looking back at the seat.
The Guy
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Why doesn't everyone just close the lid when they're finished? Then everyone has to lift something up to use the toilet. Equality!
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Why doesn't everyone just close the lid when they're finished? Then everyone has to lift something up to use the toilet. Equality!
 Quoting: The Guy

Seconded!
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I dont care if open or closed. Open up if closed, do not if not.
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When not in use, the entire lid should be down. The lid should be lowered PRIOR to flushing. Upon flushing the particles can travel up to 6 feet. Lowering the lid prevents this.

It isn't about men vs. women. It is about sanitation.
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09/27/2008 11:38 AM
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I don't care about the position of the seat, either.

Just don't pee on the "girl" seat and leave the mess there.

I always look before sitting, but when I have to pee really bad, the LAST thing I want to do is have to take the time to clean up hubby's sprinkles before I can sit down!

It sux to stand there, legs crossed TWICE, doing a not-so-happy dance while frantically mopping up sprinkles! gasp
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09/27/2008 11:41 AM

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Re: The Toilet Seat Debate............ Up or Down ?
I know, I will probably get flamed by a bunch of women. But flame on, don't you like to be aware of your surroundings???

1.) Why on earth would you ever sit down on a toilet without looking back? You donít know whatís there. Even if your man is a good boy 100% of the time and leaves the seat down, why do you just decide to sit down without looking ? Why would you want to take that chance? What is the harm of simply glancing back ?

2.) Men donít usually complain about women leaving the seat down. Why is it such a big deal whether the seat is up or down ? Who effing cares ? If itís up, all you gotta do is move it down with the flick of your wrist. If itís down, simply lift it up. I donít understand why men and women get into huge arguments and why some marriages are strained because of this.

I have also heard many women complain about going out to eat and using the bathroom, and accidentally sitting in pee on the seat because the last person didnít clean up. WHY would you blindly trust a stranger in the bathroom to clean up ? Why on earth would you not glance back for a second to see if the toilet is clean enough to put paper on ?

Have we all become that lazy ? Itís your ass. Protect it by looking back at the seat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 489383


Are you married?

Live with a woman or women?

Do you have a brain in your head?

Learn to pick your battles carefully as there are very few you're going to win.

This one is not worth it.

Trust me.
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Why doesn't everyone just close the lid when they're finished? Then everyone has to lift something up to use the toilet. Equality!
 Quoting: The Guy

that is how it works in my house as well.
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09/27/2008 11:43 AM
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The default position in public toilet lids should be UP. Lowered only when neede and after being used automatically (ergo by itself) goes back up. I guess it would require some sort of mechanism -springs etc.. for such a redesign. Problem solved !!!
5a
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09/27/2008 11:43 AM
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Sheeesh Guy's lift the seat. Put it down when done. This shouldn't even be a debate. As a father of 5 girls who are grown now. Trust me on this, it only takes a second of your time. It returns a peaceful coexistance.
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09/27/2008 11:46 AM
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Re: The Toilet Seat Debate............ Up or Down ?
This "debate" is better than Obama/McCain.


but the question is really - Toilet Paper: "Pull from the top or from the bottom?"

I say "Top"
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09/27/2008 11:54 AM

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This "debate" is better than Obama/McCain.


but the question is really - Toilet Paper: "Pull from the top or from the bottom?"

I say "Top"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 501302


Oh, no. Toilet paper must unroll from the bottom.
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Re: The Toilet Seat Debate............ Up or Down ?
This "debate" is better than Obama/McCain.


but the question is really - Toilet Paper: "Pull from the top or from the bottom?"

I say "Top"
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I think this deserves a thread on its own, but ill say also "top".
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09/27/2008 12:08 PM
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fight sfan stir Oh Shit flush poop tp wasntme
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09/27/2008 12:11 PM
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fight sfan stir Oh Shit flush poop tp wasntme
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No Pee!
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09/27/2008 12:18 PM
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Re: The Toilet Seat Debate............ Up or Down ?
UP, its hilarious when my whore gets urine all over her ass when she sits down without looking.
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09/27/2008 12:20 PM
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Re: The Toilet Seat Debate............ Up or Down ?
When not in use, the entire lid should be down. The lid should be lowered PRIOR to flushing. Upon flushing the particles can travel up to 6 feet. Lowering the lid prevents this.

It isn't about men vs. women. It is about sanitation.
 Quoting: IllumiNaughty


I concur.

Down, most definately, DOWN!

Never in my wildest dreams, when the end of the world was at hand, would I think I would be responding to a thread about the position of a toilet seat.....however, even though this might be the end of the (system) world as we know it, when the world rises again like the phoenix satan is, I hope that the new world will promote the closure of the toilet seat for the good of humanity.
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09/27/2008 12:24 PM
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Re: The Toilet Seat Debate............ Up or Down ?
Remove the toilet and squat. I've seen holes in the floors in Italy. So simple. No cleaning.

Case closed.

I just saved the taxpayers millions of legislation dollars.

What's the next issue?
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09/27/2008 12:25 PM
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Re: The Toilet Seat Debate............ Up or Down ?
Why doesn't everyone just close the lid when they're finished? Then everyone has to lift something up to use the toilet. Equality!

Seconded!
 Quoting: Westsail



Agree!!!

Why have an argument over something that weighs next to nothing.... lift it up or put it down.

Pick your battles carefully... this isn't one.
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Re: The Toilet Seat Debate............ Up or Down ?
When not in use, the entire lid should be down. The lid should be lowered PRIOR to flushing. Upon flushing the particles can travel up to 6 feet. Lowering the lid prevents this.

It isn't about men vs. women. It is about sanitation.


I concur.

Down, most definately, DOWN!

Never in my wildest dreams, when the end of the world was at hand, would I think I would be responding to a thread about the position of a toilet seat.....however, even though this might be the end of the (system) world as we know it, when the world rises again like the phoenix satan is, I hope that the new world will promote the closure of the toilet seat for the good of humanity.
 Quoting: Enuf's Enuf 339212



I prefer the very clever solution previously posted -by me of course-( "default position up"). The flushing particles issue is currently being addreses by new designs that use less water and pressure. thus less floating particles This should be advocated as THE standard as soon as the world rises again...
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Re: The Toilet Seat Debate............ Up or Down ?
Live alone - do what you damn well please ... end of problem.
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09/27/2008 12:35 PM
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Re: The Toilet Seat Debate............ Up or Down ?
put the seat down mister, please. and i keep the lid down at all times, except when i'm on it..did you know the bacteria flies like all around the bathroom when you flush? close the lid and problem solved. just clean the lid with disinfectant once a day or so.

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