OK, @ a mall and you see this beautiful chick, what the sentence(s) you should use to get/give phone number?

Psychologists did a study on chat-up lines, jokey ones, puns, compliments etc. They found that only one line worked cold:

"I love your shoes".

Why would you go looking for trouble like that?

Trying to get in with someone that no matter everywhere she goes, someone like you is taking a shot at her?

Hi, you look like someone I want to spend lots of money on , can I have your phone number?


put emphasis on the word money

Oh how cute... "Him" is spelled with an "I" and an "M", though. You should really learn the language

Oh, and "HE" doesn't have the "S" at the beginning.

'Hi what do you think of EAT's prognostications on GLP?'

If she doesn't know what you are talking about don't bother.

Henry Lee Summer - I Wish I Had A Girl

winningjob, your signature line is the best - so funny... love it.

Just say ...."i'm havin a party in my pants and your invited ! "

Walk past her with your mobile phone to your ear and keep saying "hello, hello " and keep looking at it like it don't work.

Then ask her if she has one and ask her if she wouldn't mind calling you to see if yours is broken or not.

That will get her number, but it will take smooth talking to get her to allow you to use it..

just write your ph number on a thank you card
and hand it to her smile say thank you
and walk away.
When she rings you just say that seeing her
made your day!

"Would you rather suck my dick or finger my ass a smidgen, mi-lady?"

i have a Pic of my Dick in my cell phone just in case the subject of Sex come up in a conversation.

Walk right up to her and start singing a romantic song to her. Then have a conversation. Forget the phone number stuff.

"Say, aren't you Sarah Palin?"

"Would you be offended if i said i wanted to drop a large fudge dragon all over your pretty face?"

that shit only works in fairy tales and movies...

I will be the first to give you REAL advice.


1. Wait until she is separate from her friends. Why? This eliminates group influence and embarassaing moments.

2. Try to wait until she isn't busy. This is a no-brainer, so she has time to talk.

3. Find something you can connect on [find a way to run into her, but not blatantly obvious]. If she works in this mall, then her job would be a good indicator of what she's into. Be observant.

4. Confidence. Girls smell fear. In actuality, some like that you are nervous to talk to her AT FIRST, but in the long run, ALL girls like confidence. If she's sitting on a bench, just get your balls together, your information (this is most critical. never go into battle without knowing your enemy), and just casually walk up, say hey, and ask a light question about what she's doing. A funny joke should usually come within 5 minutes of meeting her, as this shows you are funny. All girls like guys that can make them laugh. There is no exception to this rule. Something to do with neurotransmitters doping her brain...

5. LEave on a high note. Don't drag it on too long. Keep an heir of you mystery, so she wants to know more about you later. Now, it's customary for the guy to ask chickee-poo for her digits, but often, she'll volunteer it before you ask/leave. This is a great sign. Talk in 2008 lingo. THis line has worked 95% of the time (I am big, so you can substitute "hit the gym" for your own hobby: "Hey, I gotta roll, I gotta hit the gym. Ummmm, tell you what, give me your number so we can do something some time." This shows 1, you have a life w/ or w/o her. and 2, it's concise and declarative, that you know what you want and aren't afraid to ask.

hope this helped.

Oh yeah, if she's not into you, take it personal. In fact, divert all efforts to get even. Find a way to crush her mentally without her knowing it's you, then build her back up. When she's on the mend, fuck her. Take advantage. Then let her go. Skank.

ask her "what's your sign?"

chicks dig that LOL

It seems easier in grade school

Do you like me?
yes
no

check one

great days. playing doctor was best.

That's a beautiful dress you are wearing; It would look even better at the foot of my bed.

"I hope you like the song 2 out of 3 ain't bad, because my buddy is coming to"

thats so ghey. say "I have a 10 inch cock, would you like to play with it?"


Thats how to get a respectable woman.

"can i have your e-mail?"

works fine for me.

Problem is they usually want to get taken right away.

Let us know how it goes.

If they like you they will give you their real number, if not they'll either take your number or give you 867-5309

How 'bout "Wanna go on a safari??...Cool, I like going deep in the bush"

don't talk to her. chances are she doesn't want to be approached by some random dude in the mall.

Just grunt, thrust your hips back and forth, and say, "You wanna?"