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Man shoots own arm after being denied sex - BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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markusmaximus 
Yes, I scare my pets.
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10/3/2008 11:53 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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10/3/2008 11:56 AM | | Re: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex - BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA | Quote |
 wouldve saved some cash |
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markusmaximus
Yes, I scare my pets.
User ID: 148742
10/3/2008 11:56 AM
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wouldve saved some cash
AND pain. 
Don't Panic.
P=fl²
P - Peace; f - Freedom; l - Love
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 361733
10/3/2008 11:56 AM | | Re: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex - BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA | Quote |
tool, how did that work for him? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 368254
10/3/2008 11:57 AM | | Re: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex - BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA | Quote |
At least he didn't blast his nards off. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 514963
10/3/2008 11:57 AM | | Re: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex - BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA | Quote |
Maybe natural selection needs to be restored to the human race. |
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The Drakemeister-420
User ID: 516579
10/3/2008 11:57 AM | | Re: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex - BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA | Quote |
wouldve saved some cash
AND pain.
And he wouldnt have had to 'cuddle' when its over ! LMAO
this is fuckin hilarious
So god himslef says Satan will do his best to Imitate and overshadow him.. And along comes 'Good Ole JC' altering God's world to fit 'Christianity'...Coincedence... Are you Kiddin me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 485158
10/3/2008 11:57 AM | | Re: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex - BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA | Quote |
Typical dumb Amurican! |
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Mr. Predictor 
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10/3/2008 11:58 AM
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seems porno would have helped
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is MOD when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
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markusmaximus
Yes, I scare my pets.
User ID: 148742
10/3/2008 11:58 AM
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He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious. Quoting: markusmaximus
Don't Panic.
P=fl²
P - Peace; f - Freedom; l - Love
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Poe
Mmmm...steak
User ID: 284011
10/3/2008 11:59 AM
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Maybe natural selection needs to be restored to the human race. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 514963
We can only hope.
“Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”
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Huge E. Rection
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10/3/2008 11:59 AM
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Replaces the cold shower? |
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JohnnyCarcinogen
User ID: 486907
10/3/2008 12:00 PM
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tool, how did that work for him? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 361733
She won't turn him down again |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 516502
10/3/2008 12:01 PM | | Re: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex - BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA | Quote |
He should have shot his dick off. That'll teach her. |
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zen warrior
User ID: 485158
10/3/2008 12:01 PM | | Re: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex - BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA | Quote |
She won't turn him down again Quoting: JohnnyCarcinogen
No, She will TURN him IN to the POLICE! |
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Poe
Mmmm...steak
User ID: 284011
10/3/2008 12:03 PM
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She won't turn him down again Quoting: JohnnyCarcinogen
Yeah, because she'll have a restraining order out on him.
“Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”
~ Charlotte Whitton |
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markusmaximus
Yes, I scare my pets.
User ID: 148742
10/3/2008 12:03 PM
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He should have shot his dick off. That'll teach her. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 516502
BWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Don't Panic.
P=fl²
P - Peace; f - Freedom; l - Love
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Just A Thought
User ID: 93768
10/3/2008 12:05 PM | | Re: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex - BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA | Quote |
She must have some good poon...... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 494735
10/3/2008 12:10 PM | | Re: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex - BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA | Quote |
I know exactly what happened.
The man requested sex from her succubus, the succubus then lashed at him saying she was not a sex object that he should respect her for what she have inside and not the outside and she then told him that if he was that horny that he could just use his right arm and masturbates.
The man then proceeded into his study picked up a gun and shot his arm in a vein attempt to have a solid argument next time she tells him off. |
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markusmaximus
Yes, I scare my pets.
User ID: 148742
10/3/2008 3:13 PM
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I know exactly what happened.
The man requested sex from her succubus, the succubus then lashed at him saying she was not a sex object that he should respect her for what she have inside and not the outside and she then told him that if he was that horny that he could just use his right arm and masturbates.
The man then proceeded into his study picked up a gun and shot his arm in a vein attempt to have a solid argument next time she tells him off. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 494735
what??
Don't Panic.
P=fl²
P - Peace; f - Freedom; l - Love
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 483402
10/3/2008 3:28 PM | | Re: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex - BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA | Quote |
The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar Quoting: markusmaximus
That's why.
However, since it was ALCOHOL that they were getting drunk on... we'll give them a pass. Nothing about alcohol should make anyone concerned that we should have a war on it.
Now these peaceful people relaxing in their own home with cannabis being nonviolent? BREAK INTO THEIR HOMES AND SCREW THEM OVER!!! THEY ARE A MAJOR MENACE TO SOCIETY!!!
(brain explodes) |
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markusmaximus
Yes, I scare my pets.
User ID: 148742
10/3/2008 3:31 PM
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The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar
That's why.
However, since it was ALCOHOL that they were getting drunk on... we'll give them a pass. Nothing about alcohol should make anyone concerned that we should have a war on it.
Now these peaceful people relaxing in their own home with cannabis being nonviolent? BREAK INTO THEIR HOMES AND SCREW THEM OVER!!! THEY ARE A MAJOR MENACE TO SOCIETY!!!
(brain explodes) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 483402
THAT'S RIGHT
Don't Panic.
P=fl²
P - Peace; f - Freedom; l - Love
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Douggie
User ID: 510088
10/3/2008 3:44 PM | | Re: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex - BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA | Quote |
HEHE I would have slpped in a porn, and jacked it right there in the living room. Fuck hurting myself.
A friend was dating this guy. She thought it was true love. HEHE, they had a dinner date and he was at her house to pick her up. He wanted some snatch before they left. She didnt want to mess up her makup.
Well while she was in the bathroom hehe. He jacked off on her pillow. She came out and caught him. Needless to say they broke up shortly afterwords.
He was my hero for the day.
They have the power to create reality
I could explain it better but I would need charts, graphs and an easel.
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snug the joiner
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10/7/2008 10:41 PM | |
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10/7/2008 10:46 PM | | Re: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex - BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA | Quote |
seems porno would have helped Quoting: Mr. Predictor
Not correct...
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Porno causes it.
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.
Quran 96:3-8
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