The Punisher is gay - no need for logic or science to prove it either
I am the Punisher's gay lover, I swearz it, we love each other greatly and try to make love each night. God, he is amazing in bed!!! The Earth is flat too btw, just know this, because you ever get the chance, you wont though, to be able to make with gay sex with the Punisher, his power to give it really good will make a believer out of anyone, like me. I once thought the world was spherical, but once I had his member in my orifices everything changed!