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wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 517231
10/4/2008 8:25 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
my pastor explained to me that God endowes pastors with huge penis as a sign of authority and of divine endorsement.
it makes sense,
who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis? Quoting: mARY from L.a 517126
Ahhh, I love the smell of "christianity" in the morning.
This is your "christian" religion. Bizarre imaginings, and nothing else. This is why "chistians" are filthy disgusting creatures. I let my kids know too, never trust "christians", they're vile dispicable filthy creatures.
Of course one should be wary of all religions, but ESPECIALLY "christianity". |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 512405
10/4/2008 8:39 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
my pastor explained to me that God endowes pastors with huge penis as a sign of authority and of divine endorsement.
it makes sense,
who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis?
Ahhh, I love the smell of "christianity" in the morning.
This is your "christian" religion. Bizarre imaginings, and nothing else. This is why "chistians" are filthy disgusting creatures. I let my kids know too, never trust "christians", they're vile dispicable filthy creatures.
Of course one should be wary of all religions, but ESPECIALLY "christianity". Quoting: Anonymous Coward 517231
you're not an idiot, YOU'RE A FUCKIN IDIOT if you think this retard is anything close to "christian". |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 457129
10/4/2008 8:40 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
years ago men used to be born with huge penis.
a man was a man. masculine and strong.
now they are weaklings and feminine and with small penis.
what is the world cuming to? Quoting: mARY from L.A. 517126
So, you've personally been conducting surveys, huh? |
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mARY from L.a.
User ID: 88695
10/4/2008 8:43 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
my pastor explained to me that God endowes pastors with huge penis as a sign of authority and of divine endorsement.
it makes sense,
who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis?
Ahhh, I love the smell of "christianity" in the morning.
This is your "christian" religion. Bizarre imaginings, and nothing else. This is why "chistians" are filthy disgusting creatures. I let my kids know too, never trust "christians", they're vile dispicable filthy creatures.
Of course one should be wary of all religions, but ESPECIALLY "christianity".
you're not an idiot, YOU'RE A FUCKIN IDIOT if you think this retard is anything close to "christian". Quoting: Anonymous Coward 512405
I am so a christian,
i was born a catholic and then i changed over to upgraded born again.
just because i enjoy sexual doesnt mean i am an atheist and besides, my second sex was with priest old and fat and i can tell you how he defile my life if you want to know |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 67658
10/4/2008 8:51 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
most men, nowadays, take drugs to pump up their muscles. and you woman seem to only like adonis looking men and don't care if these muscles are pumped up with drugs or not, nor do you women care if these men are evil arrogant assholes or not.
what most DON'T know is that these drugs, which are used to pump up muscles, make small balls, small penises and small brains (not really small brains...but these drugs make your brain cells die). don't believe me? fine, ask a scientist who works in that field or do some research.
women who only want pumped up adonises who are evil arrogant assholes deserve no better than to have these men with tiny cocks, balls and brains.
so don't complain, bitch, you deserve it! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 316006
10/4/2008 8:53 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
Bend over baby, I'm driving... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 480668
10/4/2008 8:53 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
years ago men used to be born with huge penis.
a man was a man. masculine and strong.
now they are weaklings and feminine and with small penis.
what is the world cuming to? Quoting: mARY from L.A. 517126
 Sorry to tell you, the mans penis is not getting smaller, your hole is simply getting much bigger |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 438691
10/4/2008 9:01 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
most men, nowadays, take drugs to pump up their muscles. and you woman seem to only like adonis looking men and don't care if these muscles are pumped up with drugs or not, nor do you women care if these men are evil arrogant assholes or not.
what most DON'T know is that these drugs, which are used to pump up muscles, make small balls, small penises and small brains (not really small brains...but these drugs make your brain cells die). don't believe me? fine, ask a scientist who works in that field or do some research.
women who only want pumped up adonises who are evil arrogant assholes deserve no better than to have these men with tiny cocks, balls and brains.
so don't complain, bitch, you deserve it! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67658
I hit the gym a lot; still I don't look like a muscle stuffed adonis. A fellow I know and who works at my gym told me, that you only look like that when you use drugs with your training (or just drugs and no training). I'm not taking these drugs; I rely on the workout and only the workout. I'm happy with my dick, balls and brain. |
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andrew
User ID: 517181
10/4/2008 9:01 AM
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my pastor explained to me that God endowes pastors with huge penis as a sign of authority and of divine endorsement.
it makes sense,
who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis? Quoting: mARY from L.a 517126
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Pitt Bull
User ID: 517191
10/4/2008 9:01 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
my pastor explained to me that God endowes pastors with huge penis as a sign of authority and of divine endorsement.
it makes sense,
who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis?
Ahhh, I love the smell of "christianity" in the morning.
This is your "christian" religion. Bizarre imaginings, and nothing else. This is why "chistians" are filthy disgusting creatures. I let my kids know too, never trust "christians", they're vile dispicable filthy creatures.
Of course one should be wary of all religions, but ESPECIALLY "christianity".
you're not an idiot, YOU'RE A FUCKIN IDIOT if you think this retard is anything close to "christian". Quoting: Anonymous Coward 512405
OP is a masonic atheist they are the only ones attaching importance to sexual organs other than for reproduction.
Never heard of the phallic worship in masonry.
These sick people make demonic rituals to worship their own asses.
Where do you think pornography comes from these are all masonic rituals they kiss each other asses as a ritual.
Homosexuality also finds it's origins in masonry.
Wicked just plain wicked worshipping genitals! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 480668
10/4/2008 9:04 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
my pastor explained to me that God endowes pastors with huge penis as a sign of authority and of divine endorsement.
it makes sense,
who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis?
Ahhh, I love the smell of "christianity" in the morning.
This is your "christian" religion. Bizarre imaginings, and nothing else. This is why "chistians" are filthy disgusting creatures. I let my kids know too, never trust "christians", they're vile dispicable filthy creatures.
Of course one should be wary of all religions, but ESPECIALLY "christianity".
you're not an idiot, YOU'RE A FUCKIN IDIOT if you think this retard is anything close to "christian".
OP is a masonic atheist they are the only ones attaching importance to sexual organs other than for reproduction.
Never heard of the phallic worship in masonry.
These sick people make demonic rituals to worship their own asses.
Where do you think pornography comes from these are all masonic rituals they kiss each other asses as a ritual.
Homosexuality also finds it's origins in masonry.
Wicked just plain wicked worshipping genitals! Quoting: Pitt Bull
That is just part of it. Notice that there is a Phallus at the center of St Peters???
You don't think they call it the [UN] Holy see for nothing do you??? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 430047
10/4/2008 9:14 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
If I wouldnt get banned, I would reference something thats not permitted here so this thread would get removed.
This is as assininical as the ethnic references to penis size |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 514692
10/4/2008 9:20 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
my pastor explained to me that God endowes pastors with huge penis as a sign of authority and of divine endorsement.
it makes sense,
who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis? Quoting: mARY from L.a 517126
Damn, I'll have to become a pastor, I have the "Divine Endorsement" |
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mARY From L.a.
User ID: 88695
10/4/2008 9:48 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
my pastor explained to me that God endowes pastors with huge penis as a sign of authority and of divine endorsement.
it makes sense,
who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis?
Damn, I'll have to become a pastor, I have the "Divine Endorsement" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 514692
I am not joking.
god gives his own men a big penis as a sign of authority.
not only pastors but even priests have big penis.
i tell you how i know.
when i was 16, Pablito was my first boyfriend ever.
when he bought his first car he took me for a drive in a dirt track near the cemetery.
he made me do things with my mouth and i was revulsed about it and felt so dirty and ashamed and sinful so i went for confession after the 5 oclock evening rosary.
there were a lot of women in the confession queue.
when it was my turn, i confessed to the priest what Pablito made me do.
the priest said that he needed to know all the details before he can give me the correct penance so he asked me to wait until he finished confessing the other women and to go and see him in the sacresty afterward.
he made me describe again what i had done to Pablito with my mouth on his organ.
he pretended that he wasn't understanding correctly so he said that i had to give him a true demonstration so he could work out my penance.
he unbottoned his dress and took out this huge penis and he made me show him with his penis what i had done to my boyfriend.
this is how i know that the priest and pastors have huge penis the biggest i ever seen in my life and it is from god becuase he wants his people to be authority |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466070
10/4/2008 9:50 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
Because women's asses are getting flatter and flatter. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 422855
10/4/2008 9:50 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
years ago men used to be born with huge penis.
a man was a man. masculine and strong.
now they are weaklings and feminine and with small penis.
what is the world cuming to? Quoting: mARY from L.A. 517126
Why are women's piss flaps getting smellier and smellier? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466070
10/4/2008 9:51 AM | |
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 422855
10/4/2008 9:54 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
i've got an 8 incher..want some?
that's what I mean, in the old days anything less than 10 inch was an embarassment.
my pastor still has the biggest i have ever seen with folds and fold of skin like a donkey Quoting: mARY From L.A. 517126
"my pastor still has the biggest i have ever seen with folds and fold of skin like a donkey"
Lev. 20:15,16" And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." |
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Bao2
User ID: 517230
10/4/2008 9:57 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
my pastor explained to me that God endowes pastors with huge penis as a sign of authority and of divine endorsement.
it makes sense,
who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis?
Damn, I'll have to become a pastor, I have the "Divine Endorsement"
I am not joking.
god gives his own men a big penis as a sign of authority.
not only pastors but even priests have big penis.
i tell you how i know.
when i was 16, Pablito was my first boyfriend ever.
when he bought his first car he took me for a drive in a dirt track near the cemetery.
he made me do things with my mouth and i was revulsed about it and felt so dirty and ashamed and sinful so i went for confession after the 5 oclock evening rosary.
there were a lot of women in the confession queue.
when it was my turn, i confessed to the priest what Pablito made me do.
the priest said that he needed to know all the details before he can give me the correct penance so he asked me to wait until he finished confessing the other women and to go and see him in the sacresty afterward.
he made me describe again what i had done to Pablito with my mouth on his organ.
he pretended that he wasn't understanding correctly so he said that i had to give him a true demonstration so he could work out my penance.
he unbottoned his dress and took out this huge penis and he made me show him with his penis what i had done to my boyfriend.
this is how i know that the priest and pastors have huge penis the biggest i ever seen in my life and it is from god becuase he wants his people to be authority Quoting: mARY From L.a. 88695
OP is a man. Women are not stupid. |
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gymguy
User ID: 492512
10/4/2008 9:59 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
OP you really suck! On one hand the average woman wants a muscle pumped adonis who's taking drugs'n shit to look like the terminator; on the other hand they expect a huge ass dick for those adonis guys. You can't have it both ways. I'm visiting the gym on a daily basis; I don't look like the terminator. You only look like that when drugs go with your workout. That's fact. Those drugs make a small dick, small balls and kill your brain cells. They make one agressive and shit. Men who are doing drugs for their muscles don't deserve better. As women do not deserve better if they are out for such a man. you want the muscle pumped adonis? Fine then live with the consequences of the man having a small dick!
Me, I'm happy without drugs.
BTW: Stop your religious shit from interfering with stuff like that. It has nothing to do with religion and shit like that if a adonis has a small cock. It's drugs. Period. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 88695
10/4/2008 10:03 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
OP you really suck! On one hand the average woman wants a muscle pumped adonis who's taking drugs'n shit to look like the terminator; on the other hand they expect a huge ass dick for those adonis guys. You can't have it both ways. I'm visiting the gym on a daily basis; I don't look like the terminator. You only look like that when drugs go with your workout. That's fact. Those drugs make a small dick, small balls and kill your brain cells. They make one agressive and shit. Men who are doing drugs for their muscles don't deserve better. As women do not deserve better if they are out for such a man. you want the muscle pumped adonis? Fine then live with the consequences of the man having a small dick!
Me, I'm happy without drugs.
BTW: Stop your religious shit from interfering with stuff like that. It has nothing to do with religion and shit like that if a adonis has a small cock. It's drugs. Period. Quoting: gymguy 492512
i think your brain cells are are killed
do you still manage to dress yourself in the morning?
do you get your left and right soxs mixed up? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 492512
10/4/2008 10:08 AM | |
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 515027
10/4/2008 10:11 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
I'm visiting the gym on a daily basis; I don't look like the terminator. You only look like that when drugs go with your workout. Quoting: gymguy 492512 |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 493400
10/4/2008 10:13 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
It's GLP dude! Some people can't help but to take their anger out if someone tells them the truth. This fellow probably HAS a small dick, small balls, is aggressive (as his posting shows) and as no brain cells left; because he's doing steroids and stuff to get his huge ass adonis muscles  
take it with a laughter 
I don't get it. Was that meant to be funny?  Must be an insider joke.
BTW: It's "socks" not "soxs"
ah I get it...you are one of those steroids guys who felt offended by my posting poor you  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 493400
10/4/2008 10:16 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
Muscles need rest in order to grow. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 515027
How long? a day or two?
Me...I wouldn't want to look like a steroid pumped idiot. That's not what good looking is....for sure...muscles a good...but too much looks shitty as well IMO |
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OP is wrong!
User ID: 511644
10/4/2008 10:19 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
Sounds like mARY from L.A. is a bumfuck trannie. Just go clean it with a Brillo pad honey! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 459189
Wait a minute, I AM a bumfuck trannie from L.A., and I can tell you men's penises are definitely not getting smaller - the ususal mixed bag of carrot, pickle, and cucumber sized. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 493400
10/4/2008 10:21 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
Muscles need rest in order to grow.
How long? a day or two?
Me...I wouldn't want to look like a steroid pumped idiot. That's not what good looking is....for sure...muscles are good...but too much looks shitty as well IMO Quoting: Anonymous Coward 493400 |
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G. House
User ID: 517270
10/4/2008 10:23 AM
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years ago men used to be born with huge penis.
a man was a man. masculine and strong.
now they are weaklings and feminine and with small penis.
what is the world cuming to? Quoting: mARY from L.A. 517126
Because women in general have become more sophisticated and adept at...
SUCKING THE VERY LIFE OUT OF US!!
You asked! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 515027
10/4/2008 10:23 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
"Muscles need rest in order to grow."
How long? a day or two? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 493400
The current conventional wisdom for bodybuilder training is :
1. Do fewer exercises. Forget most isolation exercises; do mostly "compound" exercises like squats, dead lift, bench press.
2. Do a particular exercise only once a week. For example, on Monday, you hammer out the squats, then you don't do squats again until next Monday. |
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mARY From L.a.
User ID: 88695
10/4/2008 10:27 AM | | Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller? | Quote |
my pastor explained to me that God endowes pastors with huge penis as a sign of authority and of divine endorsement.
it makes sense,
who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis?
Damn, I'll have to become a pastor, I have the "Divine Endorsement"
I am not joking.
god gives his own men a big penis as a sign of authority.
not only pastors but even priests have big penis.
i tell you how i know.
when i was 16, Pablito was my first boyfriend ever.
when he bought his first car he took me for a drive in a dirt track near the cemetery.
he made me do things with my mouth and i was revulsed about it and felt so dirty and ashamed and sinful so i went for confession after the 5 oclock evening rosary.
there were a lot of women in the confession queue.
when it was my turn, i confessed to the priest what Pablito made me do.
the priest said that he needed to know all the details before he can give me the correct penance so he asked me to wait until he finished confessing the other women and to go and see him in the sacresty afterward.
he made me describe again what i had done to Pablito with my mouth on his organ.
he pretended that he wasn't understanding correctly so he said that i had to give him a true demonstration so he could work out my penance.
he unbottoned his dress and took out this huge penis and he made me show him with his penis what i had done to my boyfriend.
this is how i know that the priest and pastors have huge penis the biggest i ever seen in my life and it is from god becuase he wants his people to be authority Quoting: mARY From L.a. 88695
and for that he gave me a penance of 10 our fathers and 50 hail marys.
i was happy with that, got off lightly
i was worried sick that he would excomunicate me for life
i was shared shitless on how i would have to explain that to my mother that i got excomunicated and could not go back to church
thats why i was happy to do whatever Don Pedro asked me |
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