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wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 515027
10/4/2008 10:29 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

mARY, hush. We're talking about pumping iron now.
mARY From L.a.
User ID: 88695
10/4/2008 10:36 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

mARY, hush. We're talking about pumping iron now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 515027

iron?
i have been pumping since i was 16
mARY From La
User ID: 88695
10/4/2008 10:38 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

mARY, hush. We're talking about pumping iron now.

iron?
i have been pumping since i was 16
 Quoting: mARY From L.a. 88695

i am so used to pumping, i could pump day and night
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 515027
10/4/2008 10:39 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

Whore.
Because
User ID: 491857
10/4/2008 10:52 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

Women are becoming nastier
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 493400
10/4/2008 10:53 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

"Muscles need rest in order to grow."

How long? a day or two?
The current conventional wisdom for bodybuilder training is :

1. Do fewer exercises. Forget most isolation exercises; do mostly "compound" exercises like squats, dead lift, bench press.

2. Do a particular exercise only once a week. For example, on Monday, you hammer out the squats, then you don't do squats again until next Monday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 515027

Ok, so what you're saying is: Don't train the same muscles every day/every second day.

So let's say I wanna do arms, stomach and maybe chest. What should I do to get the best results?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 88695
10/4/2008 10:59 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

sEE wHAT i mEAN?
Nobody asks how to exercise thier penis to make it bigger,
no, all these so called "men" are interest in is their stomac
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 517309
10/4/2008 11:03 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

years ago men used to be born with huge penis.
a man was a man. masculine and strong.
now they are weaklings and feminine and with small penis.
what is the world cuming to?



Estrogen mimickers in the food chain, and environment. It's also the reason 12 year old girls have tits and pubic hair.

Next question?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 514749



Yep!! You got that right!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 507870
10/4/2008 11:06 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

estrogen in the meat.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 88695
10/4/2008 11:08 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

estrogen in the meat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507870

thats why my pasta is a vegetarian
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 512852
10/4/2008 11:09 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

I have read reports that male testosterone levels are plummeting in the industrialized world. All those estrogen mimicking chemicals are feminizing the males. Maybe that would cause a shrinkage?

all I can say is thank god for pastors
once i was seduced by a chinese businessman
when we went to bed i had the biggest freight of my life, i nearly died.
he got very aroused but i could not see anything
i thought he didn't have nothing
i searched thru the pubic hair and finally all i could see was a little red thing smaller than my clitoris.
honestly i could not even put my lips around it.
so, something is wrong with the male genes
that's for sure
 Quoting: mARY from La 517126



The problem is not the men. I have 8" and have satisfied many women. The problem (my dear) is that your pussy is too big! It happens sometimes. I once had sex with a big puss chick and man that shit could queef!! Over and over as I moved side to side and tround and round. Massive Pussy farts!! The funny part was that she had no reaction to her noise issue. In fact she acted that that's normal and it happens all time...

So, I feel sorry for you and your horse pussy.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 512682
10/4/2008 11:14 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

methinks "mary" is a tiny dicked fairy homo.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 88695
10/4/2008 11:15 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

all I can say is thank god for pastors
once i was seduced by a chinese businessman
when we went to bed i had the biggest freight of my life, i nearly died.
he got very aroused but i could not see anything
i thought he didn't have nothing
i searched thru the pubic hair and finally all i could see was a little red thing smaller than my clitoris.
honestly i could not even put my lips around it.
so, something is wrong with the male genes
that's for sure


5a 5a 5a
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 438691
10/4/2008 11:37 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

The OP - "Mary" is just a dude with a tiny dick.









Or a chick going for the steroid/drug guys and wondering why they've got such a tiny dick chuckle
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 512682
10/4/2008 11:40 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

an blatant fat stinking homo for sure
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 517319
10/4/2008 11:48 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

How many over the years have you checked out. Good Grief!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 480936
10/4/2008 11:53 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

8 3/4" here (gf measured it so it should be accurate).
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 506160
10/4/2008 11:55 AM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

I read an article the other day, can't remember where, that said women taking fertility drugs are giving birth to boys with small packages and low sperm count.
NikkiLaVey Subscriber
User ID: 272356
10/4/2008 12:02 PM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

It's because I am puttin' Spironolactone in the water supply.

lmao
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Nikki
Phennommennonn Subscriber
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 476887
10/4/2008 12:04 PM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

omg i cannot believe this thread :lol:
~The road to hell, is paved with good intentions.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 400833
10/4/2008 12:34 PM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

The AC is right about the Estrogen mimickers in the food chain, and in the water supply. Males are being chemically castrated day by day. Young males from poor families who eat a lot of processed foods have the worst chance of this effecting them.

But the AC got his facts wrong. There are PLENTY of 10 and even 8 year old girls going into puberty today and pregnancies by age ten or eleven are not unknown. Ask any public school teacher who teaches elementary grades. There are thousands of pregnant 6th and 7th grade girls.

If you have a son - get serious water filtration at home! Not bottled water. It's usually no better in terms of trace estrogens and estrogen like chemicals. But there are high end filters that can get this shit out of your water. (Get your doc to swear it's medically necessary (and it is) and you have a nice tax write off.) Also, check your son's physical development from about age ten onward. If he seems androgynous or flabby and feminine when he is about 10 or 11 years old, get him to an endocrinologist and have levels of HGH and testosterone measured and augmented as required when he's in the first year or two of puberty. Testosterone given to a young male child at age 11/12/13 can impact his overall growth, including his penis and testicular size. You have to be careful to not overdo the "juice" or he can wind up shorter than he would otherwise be. This is why careful monitoring is needed while the kid is on this program.

When I was a child my pediatrician noticed an undescended testicle and they gave me testosterone shots (back in the 60s) to make the testicle descend and develop normally. The result was that I wound up with a stereotypically masculine body, heavy musculature whether I work out or not, and dense bone structure to support it all, too. While younger brothers are about 6'3" tall, my height stopped at just barely 6'. My penis is over 9" erect and sometimes it's really inconvenient to be that well endowed. My testicular size is at the high end of the range for caucasian males. Most men's briefs today is NOT cut for men who are large and consequently, I have to buy underwear from one manufacturer only and even their offerings are getting a little tight lately. Seems everyone is making underwear for asian guys who are usually very diminutive in penile size. But no one makes underwear that actually gives a well endowed guy the support he needs or even just the room to put his penis and testicles in the right place!

When I was in high school and college gym I got teased about "BULL BALLS" and / or DONKEY DICK, etc.

By college I found plenty of people who were curious and wanted to "go for a ride". Very few women were comfortable taking it all and most complained it hurt, etc. With even moderate thrusting, I'd hit the cervix in most positions. Getting a blow job is almost impossible. The hormones not only increased the length but also the circumference. Erect the circumference is over 6" except at the base where it's about 6 and 3/4 inches. I quickly found that men seem to be better at handling the size than women are, and of course found out I was quite comfortable walking both sides of the gay/straight line. It just doesn't make much difference to me. I like both! And the guys are able to blow me and don't bitch constantly about it being too big like most women do!

Regrets about it? No. And if I had a son I'd probably find a doc and do the same thing for him. While it won't change who you are, it will make a man feel good about himself in a way that few will ever know.

Statistically less than .001% of all males have penis length over 9" and less than .007% are over 6" in circumference. The source for that info is/was the Kinsey studies done in the 40's and repeated in the 50's and 60's.


Estrogen mimickers in the food chain, and environment. It's also the reason 12 year old girls have tits and pubic hair.

Next question?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 514749
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 400833
10/4/2008 12:34 PM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

The AC is right about the Estrogen mimickers in the food chain, and in the water supply. Males are being chemically castrated day by day. Young males from poor families who eat a lot of processed foods have the worst chance of this effecting them.

But the AC got his facts wrong. There are PLENTY of 10 and even 8 year old girls going into puberty today and pregnancies by age ten or eleven are not unknown. Ask any public school teacher who teaches elementary grades. There are thousands of pregnant 6th and 7th grade girls.

If you have a son - get serious water filtration at home! Not bottled water. It's usually no better in terms of trace estrogens and estrogen like chemicals. But there are high end filters that can get this shit out of your water. (Get your doc to swear it's medically necessary (and it is) and you have a nice tax write off.) Also, check your son's physical development from about age ten onward. If he seems androgynous or flabby and feminine when he is about 10 or 11 years old, get him to an endocrinologist and have levels of HGH and testosterone measured and augmented as required when he's in the first year or two of puberty. Testosterone given to a young male child at age 11/12/13 can impact his overall growth, including his penis and testicular size. You have to be careful to not overdo the "juice" or he can wind up shorter than he would otherwise be. This is why careful monitoring is needed while the kid is on this program.

When I was a child my pediatrician noticed an undescended testicle and they gave me testosterone shots (back in the 60s) to make the testicle descend and develop normally. The result was that I wound up with a stereotypically masculine body, heavy musculature whether I work out or not, and dense bone structure to support it all, too. While younger brothers are about 6'3" tall, my height stopped at just barely 6'. My penis is over 9" erect and sometimes it's really inconvenient to be that well endowed. My testicular size is at the high end of the range for caucasian males. Most men's briefs today is NOT cut for men who are large and consequently, I have to buy underwear from one manufacturer only and even their offerings are getting a little tight lately. Seems everyone is making underwear for asian guys who are usually very diminutive in penile size. But no one makes underwear that actually gives a well endowed guy the support he needs or even just the room to put his penis and testicles in the right place!

When I was in high school and college gym I got teased about "BULL BALLS" and / or DONKEY DICK, etc.

By college I found plenty of people who were curious and wanted to "go for a ride". Very few women were comfortable taking it all and most complained it hurt, etc. With even moderate thrusting, I'd hit the cervix in most positions. Getting a blow job is almost impossible. The hormones not only increased the length but also the circumference. Erect the circumference is over 6" except at the base where it's about 6 and 3/4 inches. I quickly found that men seem to be better at handling the size than women are, and of course found out I was quite comfortable walking both sides of the gay/straight line. It just doesn't make much difference to me. I like both! And the guys are able to blow me and don't bitch constantly about it being too big like most women do!

Regrets about it? No. And if I had a son I'd probably find a doc and do the same thing for him. While it won't change who you are, it will make a man feel good about himself in a way that few will ever know.

Statistically less than .001% of all males have penis length over 9" and less than .007% are over 6" in circumference. The source for that info is/was the Kinsey studies done in the 40's and repeated in the 50's and 60's.


Estrogen mimickers in the food chain, and environment. It's also the reason 12 year old girls have tits and pubic hair.

Next question?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 514749
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 447567
10/4/2008 12:35 PM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

maybe your eyes are just getting bigger
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 447567
10/4/2008 12:36 PM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

Statistically less than .001% of all males have penis length over 9" and less than .007% are over 6" in circumference.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 400833


and they're all porn stars
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 272605
10/4/2008 12:37 PM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

wtfe
The Professor
User ID: 385883
10/4/2008 12:57 PM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

my pastor explained to me that God endowes pastors with huge penis as a sign of authority and of divine endorsement.
it makes sense,
who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis?
 Quoting: mARY from L.a 517126


Let’s see if I can apply a little logic to this otherwise foolish thread.

You ask, “who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis?” Assuming that only a large limbed cleric could gain the respect of his congregation, and your pastor would naturally want to gain the respect of everyone in his flock, it must be obvious that he has displayed his divine dong to the entire assembly of male and female parishioners!

So, other than your pastor being a bi-sexual exhibitionist, how is he?

PS: I have taken courses in statistics, and I know that you cannot relay on statistical data unless the results are statistically significant, which means, among other things, that the sample size is adequate. You could not possibly determine that men’s penises have been shrinking without taking a statistically significant sample size: therefore, I must ask: Just how many dicks have you seen, for Christ’s sake (no pun intended)? You have been locking at so many penises that you are getting cockeyed.

I sent you this poem some time ago. Here it is again (please don’t cry)!

Mary, Mary, Quite contrary
How do your stories grow?
With a Pastor who pounds you.
And whose penis astounds you
And more bull shit
Than a manure spreader can throw.
NikkiLaVey Subscriber
User ID: 272356
10/4/2008 1:03 PM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

my pastor explained to me that God endowes pastors with huge penis as a sign of authority and of divine endorsement.
it makes sense,
who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis?


Let’s see if I can apply a little logic to this otherwise foolish thread.

You ask, “who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis?” Assuming that only a large limbed cleric could gain the respect of his congregation, and your pastor would naturally want to gain the respect of everyone in his flock, it must be obvious that he has displayed his divine dong to the entire assembly of male and female parishioners!

So, other than your pastor being a bi-sexual exhibitionist, how is he?

PS: I have taken courses in statistics, and I know that you cannot relay on statistical data unless the results are statistically significant, which means, among other things, that the sample size is adequate. You could not possibly determine that men’s penises have been shrinking without taking a statistically significant sample size: therefore, I must ask: Just how many dicks have you seen, for Christ’s sake (no pun intended)? You have been locking at so many penises that you are getting cockeyed.

I sent you this poem some time ago. Here it is again (please don’t cry)!

Mary, Mary, Quite contrary
How do your stories grow?
With a Pastor who pounds you.
And whose penis astounds you
And more bull shit
Than a manure spreader can throw.
 Quoting: The Professor 385883


I never had a pastor expose himself so umm how does she know??? lmao
If we don't help each other who will

Dream the Good Dream,

Nikki
The Professor
User ID: 385883
10/4/2008 1:33 PM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

my pastor explained to me that God endowes pastors with huge penis as a sign of authority and of divine endorsement.
it makes sense,
who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis?


Let’s see if I can apply a little logic to this otherwise foolish thread.

You ask, “who would respect a pastor who has a tiny penis?” Assuming that only a large limbed cleric could gain the respect of his congregation, and your pastor would naturally want to gain the respect of everyone in his flock, it must be obvious that he has displayed his divine dong to the entire assembly of male and female parishioners!

So, other than your pastor being a bi-sexual exhibitionist, how is he?

PS: I have taken courses in statistics, and I know that you cannot relay on statistical data unless the results are statistically significant, which means, among other things, that the sample size is adequate. You could not possibly determine that men’s penises have been shrinking without taking a statistically significant sample size: therefore, I must ask: Just how many dicks have you seen, for Christ’s sake (no pun intended)? You have been locking at so many penises that you are getting cockeyed.

I sent you this poem some time ago. Here it is again (please don’t cry)!

Mary, Mary, Quite contrary
How do your stories grow?
With a Pastor who pounds you.
And whose penis astounds you
And more bull shit
Than a manure spreader can throw.


I never had a pastor expose himself so umm how does she know??? lmao
 Quoting: NikkiLaVey


In prior posts, Mary goes into detail about how she had oral sex with her pastor. Frankly, I think "Mary" is a dude getting his rocks off with every reply to his thread. Either way, it's entertaining!!
Within The Flower
User ID: 503349
10/4/2008 1:38 PM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

ya kno... an overly long penis is not a necessity.



the average vagina has the most sensitive parts (i.e. the parts that help to stimulate orgasm) within the first 4 inches inside... after that, you're getting towards the uterus, which is not necessary, the sperm can make their way there on their own, and it is not necessary for stimulation either.
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Phennommennonn Subscriber
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 476887
10/4/2008 1:43 PM
Re: wHY aRE mEN'S pENIS gETTING smaller AND smaller?Quote

no big thing.
~The road to hell, is paved with good intentions.
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