Storing gold thread: Where the hell do you hide it!!!

dig a hole and make a map

WHAT GOLD? never tell you have it..and don't discuss hiding places in public.

The borker knows I bought it! And the chinese guy who works at the bank took my safety deposit box in his hands and handed it too me does too! Total violation of safety deposit box rules. I had catch Li Chang cause he almost dropped it. I am so fuked!

And the gold broker sells the list of names of people who bought gold from him. They show up and put a gun to your head and ask for the map. You can't keep it at home cause lots of people know you bought gold. Its not called the information age for laughs ya know!

I think you should melt them and get your dentist to give you some gold plated teeth.

It would be hard as hell to get da gold.

I read this in a book on how to conceal things. Bury whatever valuable metal items you have in a hole six foot deep. Cover it with 3 feet of dirt. Then place some worthless metal items in the hole. Then fill in the rest of the hole with dirt. More than likely, if someone is searching with a metal detector, they won't think to go further or check again once they find the stash that's only 3 feet deep.

Good point, Hitler would have to be in power to get my gold. And we all know that would never happen again.

get a safe and bolt it to the floor. done deal.

1. Have personal sales receipts for everything bought with a paper trail.

2. Get spook-like creative for finding or building hidey-holes to put it in. Try to mask it behind other metals too.

3. Convert it into junk silver coins, and fill piggy banks with it, placing them in different spots around the house. Junk silver looks just like regular change. Throw some newer change on top.

4. Stash some in your car and park it down the street. Sometimes cars are overlooked when houses are searched. If you get pulled over & searched later, you "just bought it" and are going to give it to someone as a gift, yadda, yadda, etc.

You'll really have to get creative when the confiscations come.

They come to your house and tell you to dig it up. You say no and they show you a video of the last guy they asked and who said no. Then you dig.

If you just have a couple of coins you can hide it anywhere in your home. As long as robbers don't have a medal detector, you should be okay.

People have been saying not to leave them in safe deposit boxes because they can be confiscated on "bank holiday" in a financial melt down.

the ultimate storage for gold/silver/whatever....

wrapped up really damn well, and down into your septic tank. Rope attached.

"Sorry, I sold it on eBay ages ago because I have a gambling problem"

Hide them in plain site. It would be hard as hell to find 10 gold coins strewn all over the place. Just remember where you put them.

Buddy, if you are that worried about it, sell it and keep the receipt showing you sold it to a coin shop.

Not worth the hassle.

Lets say you bought ten pounds instead of ten coins. And 5 brokers have your name and address. Not to mention the fedex people who delivered it all.
It is impossible to hide.

Use the money to buy an MP7 so you can spray the bastards with armour-piercing through the door whilst they're still on the driveway, because if it gets to that point, they are probably only going to kill you anyway gold or not.

I bought 2 german sheppards so far. The fence company is installin 4000 ft of fencing next week. I got to get this stuff out of here fast. Otherwise I'm going to go broke feeding the dogs.

what receipts my dealer does not know my name or anything about me,it was a cash transaction with no receipts.

Gold should be put in your mouth. Its called a grill.

Very creative!

I pity the fool who don;t where his gold around his neck!

Thye middle age solution was to tie a loop on a rope on the stuff and throw it in the outhouse. Rope and all. You grapple it out later. No rope leading to the top etc.
Today they don't stop by and search, they know you got it and kill you if you don't dive in and get it out.

I'm at the point where I'll just ask TrInItY if he would just take the damm gold and run a treasure hunt for it. Selling rights to hunt for it for $5 a piece or something. Its canadian maple leafs 1 oz gold coins. Or maybe Alex Jones would be interested in running the hunt. I don't want this gold anymore. My wife and kids and worth a lot more than this yellow metal.

Seriously, better now than after the shit hits the fan and they kill me for this fortune.

Homeland security is just gonna bump down my door and take it anyway ehen they ban private ownership of gold.

The sheppards just torn off the screen door. Those damm dogs!

In my safe. My silver is in my floor boards of my 11 room antique house. The stuff needs to be where you can reach it if needed.

Turn it into gemstones and sew them into the hems of your wife's dresses.

Not diamonds though, they're worthless unless they're colored and unique.