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I finished the internet, finally.

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I finished the internet, finally.
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It has taken me 12 years.

I am really fat now, but I'm the first person to completely finish the entire internet.

It was worth it.
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10/6/2008 10:51 PM
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Proof?

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10/6/2008 10:57 PM
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rofl

Get ready to start again tomorrow. I think you missed a few sites.
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BEST.POST.EVAH!
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10/6/2008 10:58 PM
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Now go back to the start and try it again. This time no cheating!
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10/6/2008 10:59 PM
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did you see the light in the tunnel?
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10/6/2008 11:01 PM
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It has taken me 12 years.

I am really fat now, but I'm the first person to completely finish the entire internet.

It was worth it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 518564


WELL, that was the goal. To acquire a huge appetite and eat the whole thing.


Welcome to the club.



THOU SHALL NOT LIVE BY BREAD ALONE BUT BY EVERY WORD THAT PROCEEDETH




Eat The Scroll

by Barbara Cassada

?2003 The Lion's Heart Ministries, Inc.

[Editor's Note: This article was originally published to our email subscriber list in May 2003]

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EAT THE SCROLL
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A word brought forth by Joann McFatter by inspiration of the Holy Spirit on Thursday, May 15, 2003, at the Glory School conducted by Pat Cocking at Suncoast Worship Center, Englewood, Florida, as follows:

?The mystery of the Rhema hidden within the Logos
Spirit to spirit
Deep to deep
Eat the Scroll?
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[Barbara writes:]
As I was caught up in the worship and began to ponder this Word, the Lord reminded me of a teaching that I have given on the Table of the Lord, wherein I talk about the significance of the bread. He took me deeper into the revelation of the bread and compared it to ?The mystery of the Rhema hidden within the Logos?. I thought of all the Christians. I wish to share that with you because I believe a lot of Christians ? I know this from talking with and praying with many ? struggle with reading and studying the Word of God. They have a difficult time accepting by faith that something happens to them when they read the Word. Attempting to measure whether or not something has been accomplished by use of our intellectual reasoning ? ?did that hour I spent this morning reading the Word really accomplish anything?? ? or a misunderstanding of how faith works perhaps; in either case we tend to wonder if we?re really achieving anything at all. So for those who struggle with that, ponder this:

Why do we eat food? Because we are hungry and because the food we eat contains nutrients. From the time we are tiny babies we all learn, understand, and accept the importance of the sustenance provided to our physical bodies by the intake of food. How do we know that food contains nutrients? We are told that it does and we accept it on ?faith?. Can we see the nutrients? Can we look into a piece of bread and say, ?there is a vitamin A right there?, or ?that looks like iron?? No, we cannot. We can read the labels where the ingredients are listed, or we can remember our basic science classes as young school students, but most of us accept on faith that by taking in the food we are bringing nourishment to our bodies. As we take in the bread (or food) it is changed by its very contact with us. We cannot regurgitate it in the same from in which we took it in, because its form has been changed. Likewise, we are also changed by our contact with the bread. It begins to breakdown immediately and the life-giving nutrients contained therein begin to enter our blood stream carrying the life that is in the bread to every part of our bodies.

When a person is on the verge of starvation and they begin to receive sustenance, they are not immediately completely strengthened and energized. But the food given them begins to do its work and, given constant nourishment, their bodies will begin to respond, and eventually the starving person will once again become strong and healthy.

Likewise, we cannot see the life in the Word of God with our intellect. We know it is there because Jesus said His words are ?spirit and they are life.? (John 6:63). We accept by ?faith? that the life is in the Word. The written word, the Bible, is the Logos. It is merely a collection of words on a page until the Holy Spirit of God breathes His life into them. The words then become ?Rhema? to us ? words full of the life of the Spirit, the ?revealed? Word of God for us. As we ?Eat the Scroll? ? feed on the Word ? we are taking in the life that is in that Word. We may not feel like it (can?t feel the nutrients in the food entering our bloodstream), but the life enters nevertheless. As children of God, we have the Spirit of God within us. The Holy Spirit ?quickens? or ?makes alive? the word that we ?eat?. He carries the nutrients of that Word to our spirits and it begins to be distributed into our souls and bodies. As we take in more and more of the Word of God, we are changed, transformed into the image of that ?Word?. Jesus is the Word! And the more we eat of Him (John 6:56) the more we are transformed into His image, line upon line, precept upon precept, here a little, there a little, from one degree of glory to another (Isaiah 28:10, 2 Cor. 3:18).

The mystery of the Rhema is indeed hidden in the Logos. But God has promised that He would reveal the mysteries of the Covenant to those that fear Him.

Ecclesiastes 7:24 (NKJV)
As for that which is far off and exceedingly deep,
Who can find it out?

Psalm 25:14 (NKJV)
The secret of the LORD is with those who fear Him,
And He will show them His covenant.

Without faith it is impossible to please God. But if we, by faith, continue to feed on the Word, believing that the Holy Spirit is quickening it to us, we will soon discover that we are indeed being changed, transformed, and moving upward, higher into the things of God.

Romans 1:17
For in it (the gospel of Christ) the righteousness of God is revealed from faith to faith; as it is written, ?The just shall live by faith.?

And the more we eat, the hungrier we become. Consequently, we will find ourselves craving for more of the living Word, the food of life.

We cannot remain the same when the life of God infuses our souls. The nutrients in the Word will change us. We must believe that:

?The mystery of the Rhema (is) hidden within the Logos?

and that the call of God is from:

?Spirit to spirit
Deep to deep?

and thus we act on our belief by:
Eat(ing) the Scroll?

Romans 15:13 (NKJV)
Now may the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, that you may abound in hope by the power of the Holy Spirit.

In Service of the King(dom),


Barbara Cassada
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Anonymous Coward
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10/6/2008 11:07 PM
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so, which website is the best?
Anonymous Coward
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10/6/2008 11:13 PM
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING!






COSMIC CUBE CIRCUIT 9.7
TO DISTRIBUTE LIFE SAVERS

The distribution of the powers of Deity are traditionally depicted as six small circles placed evenly around the triple Solar Wheel of Spiritual, Natural, and Social Law. These divine qualities are: Power, Majesty, Wisdom, Love, Mercy and Justice. These are the six roots of the Parent Flame, and are commonly attributed to Allah, Brahma, Jupiter, and so forth.
These Divine attributes are accessible to the man and woman who feeds off the elixir of the gods/eats the "Golden Apple". What you see, grasp, and what you can digest, is what you become. Each religion has a common menu of transcendence. The ideal of Metaphysics A - Z is to acquire a ravenous appetite and to eat the whole thing.

This is where the tradition of the "fat goddesses", pleading "you are too big for me" to their divine consorts comes in. According to the same tradition these heavily laden females die in labour as their god-child is born. Can you relate to this theme? Are you part of the capture ratio 7.9 of consorts of the Gods?

Science agrees that we are born of stardust and that the ending of the play will be a quiff-pop implosion of the mass. Science agrees that there are millions of black "wormholes" in our universe. But as yet it has failed to connect these to the simplicity of the Unified Field relationship.

Divine attributes are like quarks which swirl around in earths' atmospheric sea; like plankton distributed in the cosmic sea accessible to the restless "Whale of Human Consciousness." Man is the fingerling, that grows into the "whale" that restates the attributes of the Gods in the world of matter and distributes their divine qualities in the "dry land" of the lower world. It is the same concept as Osiris having his genitalia eaten by little fishes in the river of life.

Olympus is the traditional summit home of the Gods who deal with the Power of Form. The testing of the strength of Gods is common to all the archetypal figures of Zeus, Hercules, Thor, Ganesh and Garuda and the rest. Redistribution of the weight of Mind from hate to love is the ultimate test of the Spiritual Athlete in making his/her "whale of an offering" to ATHENA, the Goddess of Love, The Creatrix.

One of the most strenuous tests of the Gods is the training, effort and purity of motivation necessary to hoist and lift massive objects, such as moving mountains, reversing the direction of Earths' orbit, changing the course of the River of Life, or raising planets through dimensions. Our Wave of Light is no exception. We have cut the channels to bring the "Water of Life" to nourish the grassroots of consciousness on its return journey up the Cosmic Nile, the Riverbed of Infinity. Fellow Fat Goddesses, its spawning time in the Universal Sea. Amen!

Take my own seed, Winifred, for example. It was deposited in the silt of English Literature, which flourished like an oasis on the banks of the Sacred River Thames. Herein is drained the water from the Cotswolds and the Chilterns. This helps us to understand the distribution system of Cosmic Mind. Somewhere the Thames merges with the Sacred Ganges and the Sacred Nile through its labrynth of underground streams and mystical connections.

"Some seeds fall on good ground." The Master said. For this I am eternally appreciative, for to me, there is no underground Garden of Eden more beautifully laid and nourished than in the unified field holograph of English Lit. The timing of my planting in the garden was perfect. I do not doubt that the Milk of Mind would be equally bountiful in others rivers of thought, as explained by Omar Khayyam.

"With earth's first clay they did the last man knead And there of the last harvest sowed the seed And the first morning of creation wrote What the last dawn of Reckoning shall read..."

Seeds are planted in their cosmic seasons. It is from the silt of its riverbed that a child-fingerling fills its mental filing cabinets to form the associations which will form its adult outlook. (p.35/BOL). My little spiritual sister Karen was planted fifty years further down the time-stream. God Plankton was more sparse. The water of her generations' mind-stream was more polluted with violence and the galloping consumption philosophy.

Etheric brethren are not bound by blood relationships or time, but by magnetic attraction to the rich beds of plankton in the cosmic sea. "I am the bread of life" Our Mentor said.

Deterministic philosophy, that is, the idea that the world is a machine set in motion in the very remote past, whose entire future history was predetermined in the beginning is the essential core of all religious traditions.

For Metaphysicians this means cutting channels both backwards and forwards in time by which the "snake" would bite its own tail, and complete the life circuit of this planetary system. Cutting channels for the reunion of the rivers with the Sea of Life, and the Sacred Barque of the Mothership, was our prime consideration. The "Weight Lifting Team" chosen to cut the final channel back to Atlantis, was composed of Elohim and members of the 13th Tribe of Levi. These were led by Melchizedek, High Priest of God Most High, whose character development is given in the Holy Scriptures, and whose foreshadowing is detailed by St. Paul in his letters to the Hebrews.

1.1 LEVITRON, was required to cut the channels by which we could lift planet earth through a series of time locks, from the Lower dimension, right through the middle Kingdom, and back into the Higher World of the Gods from whence we came.

After our trial run in September 1973 we completed the preliminary 4.4 methodology. Then, with the help of high technology, WE CAME BACK FOR THE PEOPLE. Thank God for the Personal Computer!

Rejoicing for one or two, or a few is not possible. Celebration comes when all the people rejoice together. Some people still live behind the veil, in the world of shadows described by Plato. The People who are still in the cave are our blood brethren of the past. They are caught in the same old world we once knew.

The River of Evolution is serpentine. The vision of the Kingdom is not seen by the "vulgar" (goy) until centuries after it has been seen by the "initiates." The true value of the Cosmic Cube need not be understood in my physical lifetime. Yet as Its Author I assert the moral right to be identified as Its Legitimate Reflector.

The reflective mirror shows this to be true of all new revelations of the Divine Mind. Look back! The great art works of the ages had little value in their time compared to their value after the river bed of evolution had cut through to the grass roots of understanding on its return journey to the Cosmic Nile. Before the resurrection comes the crucifixion. Good books, those which are more than worth their weight in gold, are commonly ignored or suppressed during the physical lifetime of the author. St. Paul speaks of the need for death before recognition in his letters to the Hebrews. This is the length of time it takes for the planted seed to become a full grown tree.

There are no greater athletes than those of the Kingdom of Atlantis. In this State of Undivided Mind all athletic muscle and sinue pulls towards a single goal. At Window 9.7 we reach the point where matter and energy is interchangeable. Muscular energy manifests as mental energy as the former "world of illusion" becomes the real world and the formerly "real world" slips from the mind, as the useless snakeskin of the illusion.

Power is information in the hands of the people. Art is the most direct way of getting the message across. Those who have successfully changed their assemblage point of consciousness now begin a serious, cost effective distribution system, of the water of life to the people. Its time to get Jesus down from the cross. Its time the whole tone of global ritual switched from the phallic separative mode to solar integrative action.

At the end of the Creative Thought, solution is obvious. War is both evil and inefficient. It drains energy, blood, financial, and natural resources from the restorative system. We will move from bankruptcy to prosperity by shedding this too tight snake skin which humanity can no longer afford to wear.

"When that which is perfect shall come that which is in part shall be done away." Harvest Action Window 9.7 empowers the people to fulfil their destiny in a single concerted action. It can be done by a global distribution of the cubits of the cosmic cube to selected recipients who are ready to step over the Abyss into the Upper Kingdom.

The Cube has different strokes for different folks on each step of the New Earth Pyramid. Distribution of this life saving material gives all concerned the empowerment and the resources needed to win the Holy War.

In 1982 I saw a still portrait of the Planetary Beast, gorged in human blood and in full phallic stance. Within the lines of the face it was possible to see all the evil that this world has ever known. It was possible to trace the chain of events which had brought The Beast in man (the lowest common denominator) to its Ultimate Phallic stance.

Wickedness in high places has always been. St. Paul makes this very clear in Ephesians 6:12. "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness in this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."

It is the same wickedness and lust for power over the mass that was practised by the Priesthood of Atlantis. This secret has been passed from generation to generation by a few families who were in the know. The secret is based in hypnotic ritual and blood sacrifice. The rise of Hitler and the events of WWII are a prime example of how the black magic of mass hypnosis and propaganda of "we are the good guys, they are the bad guys" works.

That humanity can be so far ahead and yet so far behind is almost inconceivable. The Law of Sin and Death is the fruit of STUPIDITY, and it is written "By their fruit shall ye know them."

Mankind longs to recover the idealistic and spiritual side of life, as in the reflective art of sepia drawings of past centuries. Man is a mobile work of art, both in the folk-art aspects of his mundane daily life of culinary and homemaking skills and of his glorious cultural collectivity as a Divine Art treasure which sets an example for the world to see.

The Cube Masters' whole life is a work of art. Art is a non- commercial enterprise. It is any thought or deed that echoes back the right signal to its point of origin. The movement of the whole earth fabric to completion is an art. Balanced bookkeeping is an art. Balanced nutrition is an art. Conservation of energy expressed in simplicity is an art. Ecological balance is an art. Family life is an art. Life is an interactive living work of art.

As matter echoes back the motion set in MEST from Mind the Artist and the Original Art Intent is one. GRACE as a way of living is the ultimate art. It is the water of life and the bread of life channelled to starving people in the surface world. It opens the crystal gate of SOLAR LOGOS for all to enter. In the Black Magic world of power and ritual, The Devil, is clearly king of this world. His bureaucratic distribution acts as the global Judge, Jury, High Priest and Chief Executioner of the Critical Mass.

My Fellow Elohim, for the first time in human history, REDISTRIBUTION of power is now possible. The Ball is in our court. Light and Right is on our side. Lets go for THY KINGDOM COME at Window 9.7.

[link to usnisa.org]


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Anonymous Coward
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10/6/2008 11:16 PM
Re: I finished the internet, finally.Quote

It has taken me 12 years.

I am really fat now, but I'm the first person to completely finish the entire internet.

It was worth it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 518564


Did you accidentally the whole internet?
Anonymous Coward
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10/6/2008 11:16 PM
Re: I finished the internet, finally.Quote

Al Gore?
Anonymous Coward
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10/6/2008 11:19 PM
Re: I finished the internet, finally.Quote

When will you start on Internet2?
technician
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10/6/2008 11:20 PM
Re: I finished the internet, finally.Quote

We need to take the internet down for a few upgrades.

Should be back online by May 2010.

Sorry for the inconvienience.
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10/6/2008 11:21 PM
Re: I finished the internet, finally.Quote

Now go back to the start and try it again. This time no cheating!
 Quoting: Starless (redux)

And refresh each page.
taking poll HERE
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10/6/2008 11:22 PM
Re: I finished the internet, finally.Quote

If you were a Lifesaver, what flavor would you be??


I'm just asking! You KNOW who you are!!


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TRIBAL luminescence
Mr. Geek:

Respectfully, your discussion about triboluminescence is as wrong as wrong can be. Triboluminescence is not about crushing breath mints, nitrogen or higher-wavelength visible photons. It’s a common misconception that crushing breath mints in a dark room causes sparks. That was an excuse used in the 1950s by high school boys to lure high school girls into dark closets for the purposes of making out. The correct phrase is TRIBAL luminescence, an ancient ritual preformed more than 1,000 years ago by many Native American Tribes in the southwest.

According to lost records recently discovered in a little used basement bathroom at the Library of Southern Wyoming Polytechnic, many Indian tribes would gather around a large bonfire and sing, dance and suck on sugar cane all night long. One by one, the participants would overdose on sugar and whip themselves into a uncontrollable state of frenzied activity, not unlike a classroom full of first graders who have had one bowl of sugar-sweetened cereal too many.

Their belief was that if they ate enough sugar and danced long enough their spirits would begin to luminescence. The sucrose doped dancers would leap and hop around the campfire until dawn, accomplishing nothing more than working up a good sweat and losing enough weight to make Richard Simmons turn green with jealous rage. Their failure to achieve the much-desired luminescence is the direct result of their unwillingness to embrace nuclear technology and build leaky nuclear waste disposal dumps on their hunting grounds. All the pseudo-scientific babbling about ragged molecules, methyl salicylate, freed electrons, nitrogen and ultraviolet light is wishful thinking, created by graduate students that failed their MIT entrance exams.

But there is one bit of truth to this rumor. If you were born anytime in 50s, changes are real good your dad kept a roll of Wint-O-Green Life Savers in his shirt pocket during his high school years.
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10/6/2008 11:25 PM
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The end of the internet is here [link to shibumi.org]
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