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Himie
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Hey Guys,

With such a diverse populace here at GLP, one can not help but consider how many of us have had an Alien encounter! Personally, I would love to meet someone from another world, someone who has traveled the stars and is concerned with things bigger than the generally self serving attitudes and petty concerns of most people one meets these days...

I am an inventor of advanced technology, at least on this planet. I have multiple patents and products interesting to our government and a number of NATO allies. While I may not be the brightest star in our galaxy, I can most definitely hold my own with multiple lectures and television appearances under my belt...

As a teenager I spent countless hours sitting on top of my trans am with a pillow on the windshield just staring up at the stars on many a clear night. I have seen more shooting stars, and moving objects than I can count!

For years, I have pondered what it would be like to meet someone from another planet, or looking out the window of a craft while we went for a joy ride... I even lived just miles from Howard Menger, knowing some of the same people and offering anything in my repituar just to get a few minutes with the man in the hopes of hearing some of his stories first hand. Unfortunately he was very old and not in the best of health when I finally realized we had mutual friends, and I never got the chance. Though I have talked with friends who witnessed some of his devices first hand and heard multiple stories about the amazing things he could do with them.

On a side note, does anyone know how to spell Repituar? I can not find it for the life of me...

Anyways, I have a decent sized piece of land, with close to an acre of clear grass with no trees in 1 part where anyone would be more than welcome to land a craft and come knock on the door if they wished.

I have always been envious of men like Billy Meyers, and Howard Menger and their contact with beings from another place.

If anyone has any pointers on how to meet nice cool aliens, please NO Eat ME or enslave me aliens, I would really like to hear from you.

Any assistance would be greatly appreciated, and if you truly can help me, I will put all the resources at my disposal towards the fulfillment of any noble effort you may have.

Thanks for taking the time to read this!
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Now why would I want to meet some filthy ass, bug eyed, shit stinking, leather face son of a bitch alien.

They are the enemy.
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Now why would I want to meet some filthy ass, bug eyed, shit stinking, leather face son of a bitch alien.

They are the enemy.
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repituar = repertoire
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Now we know why they don't want to talk to you. chuckle
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I can communicate and tell them, when you get ready we the papers. I only want half of your acre transefered in the name of my newly established institution "Friends of the hip hop Aliens from Aldebaran". Its ok with you?

hf
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Now why would I want to meet some filthy ass, bug eyed, shit stinking, leather face son of a bitch alien.

They are the enemy.
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I can communicate and tell them, when you get ready we the papers. I only want half of your acre transefered in the name of my newly established institution "Friends of the hip hop Aliens from Aldebaran". Its ok with you?

hf
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trans_sign
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Now why would I want to meet some filthy ass, bug eyed, shit stinking, leather face son of a bitch alien.

They are the enemy.
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these guys prolly been around longer than our civilization. If they were truly your enemy, I think we would have more than baseless conjecture to go on..
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Thanks! Really appreciate that...
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I can communicate and tell them, when you get ready we the papers. I only want half of your acre transefered in the name of my newly established institution "Friends of the hip hop Aliens from Aldebaran". Its ok with you?

hf
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that is a steep price to pay for an introduction! How bout a % of any business we do? Or how bout an Acre on the moon for $35 bux with a nice view?
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Hi Himie,

You sound like starseed to me.

You've most likely already have had contact - more than you know.

You are asking for conscious contact, and that depends on a few factors:

-What prebirth plan you made for yourself. You may have set a date for your knowledge of who you are to return to you, and whatever triggering event needs to take place has not occured yet.

-You are still hanging on to a belief or a level of fear (perhaps earlier religous education or watching too many Hollywood movies about negative aliens). Extra terrestrials will sense your level of fear and will not show themselves if they think it will cause a tramatic experience for you.

ED
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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Hi Himie,

You sound like starseed to me.

You've most likely already have had contact - more than you know.

You are asking for conscious contact, and that depends on a few factors:

-What prebirth plan you made for yourself. You may have set a date for your knowledge of who you are to return to you, and whatever triggering event needs to take place has not occured yet.

-You are still hanging on to a belief or a level of fear (perhaps earlier religous education or watching too many Hollywood movies about negative aliens). Extra terrestrials will sense your level of fear and will not show themselves if they think it will cause a tramatic experience for you.

ED
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Hello ED, and thanks for the response. That may have been the nicest thing anyone on GLP has ever said to me...

I have read a number of threads here and articles and pages elsewhere on the StarSeed phenomenon, for lack of a better word. I have always wondered what their lives must be like, how they know what they claim to know, and how that knowledge came about.. whether they were born with it or somehow it just "popped on" at some time in their life. I do try to keep an open mind, and not having any "credible" proof one way or the other as to their existence, I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt more often then not... That being said, everything I have read on the subject portrays these individuals in a positive light, and I am flattered to be possibly considered one.

That being said, I have no knowledge of, or any reason to, believe I am a starseed. Frankly, I have never even considered the possibility.

However, I have always been quite different from the majority of people around me. Without getting in to too much detail, my Father, was in the Vietnam war. He did 2 tours voluntarily, and while I do not agree with the him on the war in general, I have always had the utmost respect for him. I have never had to fight a war, and am infinitely great full for it. While I can not say I would not take the life of someone trying to extinguish mine, in my every day life, I would be more likely to give up mine for my loved ones, and in certain cases, a complete stranger. While my father was in VietNam, he got that Agent Orange crap on him, you know, the defoliate that was totally safe to use! It had caused a birth defect in my sister and I. And while now it is nothing more than trivial, I took an extreme amount of crap as a kid for it, as did my sister. To spite this minor set back, I was blessed with an above average intellect. I got my first computer @ age 12, a commodore 64, and by 15 the secret service busted me for hacking in to 2 of the major credit systems. This was back in the 80s before they had any clue about hacking. To the neighborhood, I was the guy who could pull off just about anything, and the one they turned to for help.

I had dropped out of High school at age 14, and my "presence", along with some hacking stories and a juvenile record was enough to get me started in business. And although I have no formal education, I have had a white collar job since I was 19 years old.

at 21 I ran in to some more trouble with the law, for trusting someone at their word. At the time i thought it ruined my life, and am still harassed by local leos to this day because of it, some 14 years later.

That just made me have to do things better than everyone else. I had to be beyond reproach, since my word was all I had of value. At 26 I became a millionaire on paper, and the company was stolen out from under us by the time I was 30... But not before my patents and products were bought by the DOD and are still in use today. I caught the nefarious evil doer red handed, and the DOD tracked me down and asked me to fix it.

I can complain about money like everyone else these days, but by most standards I haven't worked in the past 4 years... I put together some new patents and plans, and spent the time raising money for the new company. I am about to go public with my new technologies that will change the way the world works... at the risk of sounding boastful, they are worth billions...

I do believe in God, and say my prayers to Jesus. I generally do not talk religion with people, though I have a few friends I am close enough with to discuss the subject, however, I do confront people for saying GD in my presence, and ask them to refrain in my company. I was also an Altar boy till I was 18 for the Catholic Church, and not once did I ever witness any type of abuse on the churches part. Though I do believe the bible has been manipulated by man to suit his needs, nor do I think that God needs money. I would rather distribute it personally than buy gold for the Catholic church.

My woman and I have been together for 10 years now, and when I decided I was serious about her, I had her get baptised in the catholic church. I do not go to church except on occasion because I find fault with some of their teachings... I believe pets have souls and look forward to seeing them in my afterlife.

Before the trouble I got in @ 21, I did thousands of hours of community service. Since then, I had stopped, and my charity is now limited to random strangers via chance encounters, and friends that are less fortunate. Usually, to my detriment. Had 1 guy wreck 1 of my cars, and the US marshals just came by the house a couple months ago because a guy I let crash here was a federal fugitive, unbeknownst to me...

I usually keep my charity work between myself, the other party and God. I will give you an example since it might be relevant to the star seed thing. Some time after my company was stolen, and I had no other job lined up, I closed out my savings account and spent my last 5k on a lawyer for a childhood friend. got 14.5 years down to 2 for him... I will probably never see that money again, and knew it at the time. In fact, if everyone who owes me money paid it back, I could probably buy a new car... but I just forget about it, they need it more than I do.

I am not afraid of aliens, I am pretty sure they can not be any worse than the neighborhood I grew up in...

I have no idea what a prebirth plan is or whether or not I have one, though I understand what you are saying.

and lastly, I would not be surprised if I found conclusive proof that we were all engineered by an advanced alien civilization. In fact, I have read a number of papers and research stating just that. It would also explain all those interesting creatures from greek and other mythologies like the Minotaur, The flying unicorn, and all the other greats from Clash of the Titans and other great tales.

I am also familiar with the work of John Anthony West and his work on the Egyptian pyramids and the Sphinx predating the Egyptian empire by 10 to 15 thousand years. Nor do I believe slave labor was used to create them. So larger beasts of burden, the Nephilim, or the 150 foot skeletal remains found on a beach over there makes sense to me. Or an intelligent civilization with anti-gravity and advanced technologies could have made them. I have also studied Atlantis and some of the old Indian (Hindu) vinmanas on the subject.

That being said, I have gotten out of too many bad situations and still have a pretty good life by comparison, to give up my belief in God. There are just too many wonderful things in the world and beyond to make me think it was all just some random mistake caused by an explosion billions of years past.

I also thought Joan of Arcadia was a good show that shouldn't have been canceled, though I wouldn't have sassed God so much Personally...

Off the top of my head I can not think of anything else relevant to say, but if you choose to continue this thread, I can assure you any additional information on my part will be considerably condensed. Sorry for making you read all that, but I felt it was relevant to the discussion. I hope it helps. I have held back some details because I am not sure who all is reading this, but I can promise you in the near future the world will know who I am shortly, and everything I have said is absolutely true.
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I can communicate and tell them, when you get ready we the papers. I only want half of your acre transefered in the name of my newly established institution "Friends of the hip hop Aliens from Aldebaran". Its ok with you?

hf

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Now that I think about it, wasn't Aldebaran the planet Vader blew up to prove his point to Princess Leiah? The one Jimmy Smittz was the senator for?
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Now why would I want to meet some filthy ass, bug eyed, shit stinking, leather face son of a bitch alien.

They are the enemy.

sidewaysAlien sex
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That banana on banana action made me laugh out loud...

I know it's not considered cheating if you are in a different area code, but does that also apply to solar systems? and what about species?

Arin Soon from Farscape was pretty hot, though not so much in the latest SG1 episodes... the grey slutty chick was kinda cute too, but I'd take Arin over her...
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Hey Guys,

With such a diverse populace here at GLP, one can not help but consider how many of us have had an Alien encounter! Personally, I would love to meet someone from another world, someone who has traveled the stars and is concerned with things bigger than the generally self serving attitudes and petty concerns of most people one meets these days...

I am an inventor of advanced technology, at least on this planet. I have multiple patents and products interesting to our government and a number of NATO allies. While I may not be the brightest star in our galaxy, I can most definitely hold my own with multiple lectures and television appearances under my belt...

As a teenager I spent countless hours sitting on top of my trans am with a pillow on the windshield just staring up at the stars on many a clear night. I have seen more shooting stars, and moving objects than I can count!

For years, I have pondered what it would be like to meet someone from another planet, or looking out the window of a craft while we went for a joy ride... I even lived just miles from Howard Menger, knowing some of the same people and offering anything in my repituar just to get a few minutes with the man in the hopes of hearing some of his stories first hand. Unfortunately he was very old and not in the best of health when I finally realized we had mutual friends, and I never got the chance. Though I have talked with friends who witnessed some of his devices first hand and heard multiple stories about the amazing things he could do with them.

On a side note, does anyone know how to spell Repituar? I can not find it for the life of me...

Anyways, I have a decent sized piece of land, with close to an acre of clear grass with no trees in 1 part where anyone would be more than welcome to land a craft and come knock on the door if they wished.

I have always been envious of men like Billy Meyers, and Howard Menger and their contact with beings from another place.

If anyone has any pointers on how to meet nice cool aliens, please NO Eat ME or enslave me aliens, I would really like to hear from you.

Any assistance would be greatly appreciated, and if you truly can help me, I will put all the resources at my disposal towards the fulfillment of any noble effort you may have.

Thanks for taking the time to read this!
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It is easy my friend, it all begins in your mind. Use your mindtool to visualize and play, in time the physical contact will be, preferably as you choose and dream it to be.
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hang around my X he seemed to attract them.
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hang around my X he seemed to attract them.
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How could you get rid of a guy that attracts aliens?

There has to be a story here :)
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spidey senses are tingling here...
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Does anyone else have any suggestions or comments? I really thought this thread might get some serious attention...

I realize there is a lot going on in the world right now, but worrying about it will only cause you misery and discomfort with your inability to do anything about it immediately. Relax, if you are a good person things will work out.

If not, repent, and try to do better. If you truly change in your heart and make an active effort, things will get better. I have seen some people most of you would probably vote off the planet if you had a play by play of his actions over the past 20 years, but he is trying, and his life is turning around...

You need not fear God. If you must fear, fear you are not worthy and try to do better. Be humble and make an active effort to help others and life will get better, I promise.

Over time, many of the negative things in my life have turned out to be major turning points where things could have went a lot worse, but didn't. Luckily I have the sense to recognize and acknowledge these moments, though they are not always easy to see. If you hold a grudge and continue along disgruntled, you will only hurt yourself...

Back on topic, I really thought if there was going to be a place where I could talk with people who have had these type of experiences, this would be the place. I understand many may not wish to come forward in fear of ridicule or fear of being ostracized, but look around. People get ridiculed here for using logic in an argument, or coming down on someone's idea of the wrong side of a conversation. Don't worry about what others think, be secure in yourself..
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I don't want anyone to think I am sounding preachy, because I do not mean to be. I just want you to know you are among friends, and people truly interested in your opinions and relevant information on this subject.

There is always time to turn your life around. Unlike the US and other parts of the world, life is full of second, third, fourth fifth and sixth chances... even more if you still don't get it.

Look how many stupid people there are in the world. They would have been annihilated long ago if this were not true...
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Thanks! Really appreciate that...
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Apparently he knew what you meant, and only wanted to shove something up your Himie.
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Thanks! Really appreciate that...


Apparently he knew what you meant, and only wanted to shove something up your Himie.
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I do not see it that way. I couldn't find the word in the dictionary online, because I couldn't get close enough to the spelling. So I spelled it phonetically and asked for the correct spelling. He was just being kind and answering.

I am grateful for the knowledge he bestowed upon me. I just hope I can remember it since that word comes up sometimes in my day to day writings and it is always misspelled with a comment about not knowing how to spell it and my lack of a better word with the same meaning...

and while I welcome the levity, and you taking the time to point out someone possibly sticking it to me, I would have much rather heard your opinion on the subject at hand.

Thank you for writing in my thread though...
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Himie, I completely agree with Earth Daughter. You probably wouldn't have any interest in this kind of thing if you weren't already *somehow* involved.

The positive aliens will not violate your free will. You need to ask them, either telepathically or actually out loud (best to do while out there on your private acreage so neighbors don't hear LOL) to come and present themselves to you, and ask "for the highest good" or "in the name of Jesus" or "in the Christ consciousness" or whatever has meaning for you, to be sure you are asking for the highest intent and keep those bad guys away. Also, while out there on that acre, do something in physical reality to enforce your intention, like place a circle of crystals or shells or rocks in that area, or even flowers or something from nature.

In my experience, crystals act as beacons for ETs. Sleep with one under your pillow or in your hand, set them around your house, etc.

Also keep a dream journal; put a notebook and pen next to the bed and write the first thing in your head when you wake up, as they'll probably approach you first in the dream state. Don't censor yourself by saying "oh I just made that up." Just go with the flow and write whatever pops into your head upon waking. Over a period of days and weeks go back and read, and you'll be surprised at what you've written. Keep your mind open for anything. They are, after all, alien and won't necessarily communicate with you in a way you'd expect, or look like you'd expect.
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Be careful what you wish for, OP.

There might be some good aliens, but the ones that leave their marks (cattle mutilations, anal probing, raping of our women for creating hybrids) are not interesting in our well being. They look upon us as if we were domesticated pets.

If the Zeta's are anything more than a figment of Nancy Lieder's imagination then you have even more to be fearful of because their agenda is to replace mankind with a frankensteinian version of ourselves they have created they call "hybrids". They keep telling us we will become extinct and their creepy hybrid creations will take over.

So just say no to aliens and you will be much happier.


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OP, be careful with what you ask for. The thing about Billy, he was in contact with the Pleiadians - the best known of the benevolent race. There are many other not so nice groups out there who would have no problem whatsoever taking you up in their ship and performing very heinous experiments on you. Be very specific on your request. If you think I'm joking, just google "dulce underground base" and you'll see what I mean. Best of luck to you.
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There's this girl named Winged (DesteniProductions) that has described via youtube how to go through the process:

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My experience with Them, is that they are multidimensional. that is why so many say that you need to meditate on it, etc. I have always felt I was a contactee, but never had conscious remembrance of actually seeing Them, so I always doubted it. I while back, I started meditating in my lucid dreams which (keeping a loooong story short) would bring me into the OBE, or astral states. There I asked for contact and conscious remembrance of the experience. I had done this on 3 different nights. I was visited, with partial conscious remembrance on 3 different nights with each visitation occurring exactly 23 days after the 3 nights of asking for contact.

That proved it for myself, but off course this type of experience is does not prove it to anyone else. But, that is the nature of these ETs we are dealing with.
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Leave the good ones alone, they will come in THEIR time NOT YOURS. Otherwise be careful what you ask for... you just may get it....


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Leave the good ones alone, they will come in THEIR time NOT YOURS. Otherwise be careful what you ask for... you just may get it....


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