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OBAMA WILL DECLARE MARSHALL LAW!!!!

 
The Guy

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10/11/2008 02:05 AM

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And I'm all for good parodies. The OP is no Tina Fey.
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I know. One of the perils of employing counter-sarcasm is that people usually think you really didn't get it, lol.
It's good to be open-minded, just don't let your brain fall out.
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Thank you once again LS-people undermine their own posts so badly when they can't even spell the main topic they are talking about. I loved it a few years ago on discussion boards everywhere when someone would call someone a "looser" meaning loser or "moran' meaning moron etc.
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10/11/2008 02:06 AM
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10/11/2008 02:14 AM
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It's the dumb sheep crowd(herd mentality) that scares the hell out of me. If you can imagine yourself in a political position OR ANY position(could be education) and suddenly you are accused of an action that you are not guilty of. How do you defend yourself against an ignorant, out-of-control mob! People! This is how the "Witch burnings" began and I think it could still happen in this day and age. What if suddenly, it's anti-American to be a Christian. I'm only using this as an example. If that ever happens, people will lie to save their own skin. They'd turn in their neighbor; they'd kill.
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It's "an action of which you are not guilty" dumbass.
GOP (OP)
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10/11/2008 02:15 AM
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You yankees like to think you are so smart and poke down your knows at us in the south. For your information BARB, I know damn well who Jean Paul Satire is.

He is one o dem A-rabs. Their will be blacks allowed to go to school with whites.

Obama will declare way more money be spent on schools. Obviously needed in this country. (Oh BTW is your post a joke? Satire?) "dem' A-rabs?"
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BailOUTrage
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10/11/2008 02:16 AM
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Who cares if Obama declares "Marshall Law"? That must be some locale-specific law. We don't have it where i live.

Many of us are truly concerned, however, that he or Bush might declare "Martial Law" !!!
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10/11/2008 02:17 AM
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OBAMA is a constitutional lawyer. He's the LAST person who would declare Martial Law. Bush or McCain would though.

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10/11/2008 02:18 AM

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it would be ok by me as long as they still play the world series
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LS

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10/11/2008 12:35 PM
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Obama will declare pizza !!!
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i will follow him blindly!
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10/11/2008 12:56 PM
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OBAMA is a constitutional lawyer. He's the LAST person who would declare Martial Law. Bush or McCain would though.

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Agreed!

People here often miss simple facts and have no proof to back up what they are saying.
If we don't help each other who will

Dream the Good Dream,

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10/11/2008 01:06 PM
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It aint Mar-Tee-Eye-Al-Law. ITS MARSHALL LAW MORANS!
 Quoting: GOP 523002

Martial-pertaining to or of matters of a military matter, operation, environment or background IE COURT MARTIAL, Martial Music, or similar to "muster" IE forces martialed for battle..... Marshal-a law officer of various jurisdictions, Marshall- a name of Anglo saxon derivation., The NWO thrives n marginal literacy. You sir are a Martial Marshal in such matters vis-a-vis "igununce" of many things....Thank GOG we don't have ty depend on you for the Dewey Decimal system.
Your High School spelling teac
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It aint Mar-Tee-Eye-Al-Law. ITS MARSHALL LAW MORANS!
 Quoting: GOP 523002

Martial-pertaining to or of matters of a military matter, operation, environment or background IE COURT MARTIAL, Martial Music, or similar to "muster" IE forces martialed for battle..... Marshal-a law officer of various jurisdictions, Marshall- a name of Anglo saxon derivation., The NWO thrives n marginal literacy. You sir are a Martial Marshal in such matters vis-a-vis "igununce" of many things....Thank GOD we don't have ty depend on you for the Dewey Decimal system.
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10/11/2008 01:07 PM
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Marshall Dillon is comin' to town.



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10/11/2008 01:09 PM
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I don't think Obama and Marshall Law know each other. Although there are rumors that Obama was seen at the last King of Iron Fist Tournament. I'm not sure if those tournaments are legal. Makes me wonder what kind of man Obama really is...
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10/11/2008 01:13 PM
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I have no idea what your talkin about
 Quoting: GOP 523002

You certainly appear much too iliterate to particpate in this, or any other credible forum. Please get back in the line for "your disability" check and return to your trailer park immediately afterward and leave the matters of literacy to others. NO it is not pedanticism it is merely expecting a functioal level of literacy. Also please do not mention the fact that you are NOT a Yankee or you will have them all down here again and yopu know what hap[pened last time yuet they will leave these big nasty cities just a dangerous, filthy and corrupt as theirs were. Sherman was about 130 years early. Please look that up under MARSHALL ARSONISTS!!!!LWe'll wait for you here...LOL
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10/11/2008 05:32 PM
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OBAMA WILL DEFENATELY DECLARE MARSHA LAW. WE NEED TO TAKE TO THE STREETS
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10/11/2008 05:45 PM
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dumb ass, it is martial, not marshall.
 Quoting: LS

anybody that can't spell it should be banned!

MENTAL MIDGETS!
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10/11/2008 05:53 PM
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spell what?

dumb ass, it is martial, not marshall.

anybody that can't spell it should be banned!

MENTAL MIDGETS!
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10/11/2008 06:11 PM
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spell what?



dumb ass, it is martial, not marshall.

anybody that can't spell it should be banned!

MENTAL MIDGETS!

 Quoting: GOP 523659

are you like totally stupid or what?

MARTIAL LAW you MENTAL MIDGET!

iamwith
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10/11/2008 06:17 PM
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:::cluetrai:
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lmao lmao lmao

i just read that and it is too funny!!
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10/11/2008 06:21 PM
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:::cluetrai:
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Your parody detector is broken.
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10/11/2008 06:32 PM
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Oh noes!!

Not marshmallow law @@@

ahhh
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10/11/2008 10:52 PM
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VOTE MCAIN! DOWN WITH OBAMA AND MARSHALL LAW
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10/12/2008 03:57 AM
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Obama will declare Marshall law and make ganga bangers the police
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10/12/2008 04:16 AM
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I have no idea what your talkin about
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LOL why post here then?
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10/12/2008 04:44 AM
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You yankees like to think you are so smart and poke down your knows at us in the south. For your information BARB, I know damn well who Jean Paul Satire is.



He is one o dem A-rabs. Their will be blacks allowed to go to school with whites.

Obama will declare way more money be spent on schools. Obviously needed in this country. (Oh BTW is your post a joke? Satire?) "dem' A-rabs?"

 Quoting: GOP 523002

Your act needs to be more subtle. It's fine for fans of Stephanie Miller, though.
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10/12/2008 04:46 AM
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Obama will declare correct spelling obsolete.
 Quoting: Cassie :-)

And english....
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10/12/2008 05:00 AM
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Under the Marshall Law, we'll all have to wear an "L" on our shirts.

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I'm looking forward to the Cindy Williams Law myself. We definitely need to protect the rights of Boo Boo Kitty.
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10/12/2008 05:23 AM
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Marshmallow Law now!

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