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The Real Reason God Never Appears Anywhere In Person

 
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Birth defect.

Yep. God was actually born with a dick hanging where his nose should be. It' was very embarrassing and everyone laughed at him during his childhood.

That's why god became such an asshole.... Just look at his record.

According to the christer bible:

God once slaughtered all the babies in Egypt.

Another time god slaughterd all the people living in the cities of Sodom and Gomarra.

God killed lots of other people too. He really got pissed whenever anyone looked at his dicknose and burst out laughing.

Once when two angles and the devil made fun of his dicknose, he actually slaughtered the entire population of the planet, including all the plants and animals.

God's dicknose really fucked his mind all up.

That's why he never appears IN PERSON, and thats also why no one has any pictures of him.
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Actually it's true, NO ONE can prove otherwise.
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God doesn't exist.

That's the absolute most reasonable explanation.

remains true until proven otherwise.
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Peace, Light, Life, Love, Unity and Harmony.

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God doesn't exist.

That's the absolute most reasonable explanation.

remains true until proven otherwise.
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What? No god? I'll have you know that none other than Jesus told me that his father god raped Mary with both his dicks. How discusting!

Jesus wasn't certain which dick actually knocked Mary up though.

Jesus has a severe insecurity complex... being the bastard son of a god with a dicknose.

All the other gods avoid dicknoes too, The bible god has been ostracised.
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RE: MY VISITATION

It is pointless to debate a confirmed atheist or agnostic about the existence of Jesus, who is God. I would not debate an atheist about whether the earth is round or if Jesus Christ existed and if He is God. Why? Because the evidence is more than overwhelming; the evidence of design throughout nature and our universe, including the creation of mankind, is also overwhelming. It’s a waste of time to argue and debate about the obvious... that there is A GOD. Lucifer’s “counterfeits” are waiting for some poor stubborn souls to come along and accept Lucifer’s gospel, while hell is laughing at how they sucked all of you into their web.

IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU AND OTHERS READ ABOUT THE FOLLOWING VISITATION:

Before I begin, there will be some with a so-called higher consciousness who say, “well I don’t believe in God or Jesus Christ or they will say that Jesus never existed.” Their own human psyche knows better. Some will say that the Bible is filled with contradictions and atheists write fiction books about it. Others will say, “I don’t believe that visitation happened to her.” That’s fine, your opinion doesn’t hurt my feelings. To some of you who may be visiting hell after you die, what will your higher consciousness say then? When demons and evil spirits make fun of your deliberate ignorance and torment you in hell, what will you say then? Remember, hell has no exits, no air conditioners and no comforts from this earthly life. On Judgment Day when God tells you to take that left turn to hell, what will you say then?

THE VISITATION

From a little child on I received Biblical instruction in God’s Word. In my later years there was an overwhelming awakening in 1981 when I saw the Lord.

It was a Sunday afternoon and I had been taking a nap. Suddenly I woke up and saw that my bedroom was filled with a white mist or white cloud. Then I saw a man’s figure, dressed in a long white robe, float over to my bed from the doorway. I had been lying on my back and then turned over on my right side with my head resting on my hand. Being frightened and confused at first, I remember shaking my head and blinking my eyes at the same time like I was trying to believe what I was seeing.

As I looked into the face of this person dressed in white, I suddenly knew it was Jesus. There was no question in my mind as to who He was. Jesus resembled all the paintings that I had seen of Him. When Jesus looked at me, the words that came to my mind were “Lo I am with you always, even unto the end of the world” from Matthew 28:20. Surprisingly, this was my Confirmation Bible Verse. Then Jesus’ body lifted up and His body went right through my bedroom wall. I didn’t suddenly wake up from a dream because I was already awake. I literally jumped off the bed and started pacing back and forth saying, “The Lord was here, the Lord was here.” Then I’d sit down on the edge of the bed to think. Again I found myself pacing back and forth saying, “The Lord was here, the Lord was here ? oh my gosh, it’s really, really true!” THEN I WANTED TO RUN OUT OF THE HOUSE AND SHOUT IT TO THE WORLD.

Some will mock and say why would Jesus visit her when there are far more important worthy people in this world? Well, all I know is that in scripture Jesus focused on “imperfect” people who needed a touch from the Master’s hand; those who thought they were perfect in their ways and in the understanding of their own higher consciousness, Jesus rebuked. Maybe the Lord focused on me because He knew that I would joyfully tell the story to others which I am doing to this very day.

Our world is entering a time of unparalleled wickedness. When the Lord wants our attention, He sometimes unleashes wars, famine, pestilences, illnesses, the forces of earthquakes and scary weather in nature. Sometimes there are even frightening signs in the sun, moon and stars. All of these things are to create an awakening in mankind about a Heavenly Father who loves His creation so very much.

Next year we will be celebrating Passover and the glorious Resurrection Day when Jesus died on the cross, shed His precious blood for mankind and rose from the dead. In so doing, He purchased us back from the deceptive satanic world that is aimed at innocent mankind. All we have to do is have faith in Jesus and accept this free gift of love to attain eternal life.

Yes, I know, the devil’s brigade and the ungodly are using sneaky and unethical means in saying that Jesus’ bones have been found, that He was married, fathered a child and that scripture is a lie. I believe the Mormons have some of this same doctrine; they say that their founder, Joseph Smith, did more for the church than Jesus Christ. With all the blasphemous beliefs in this world, the ungodly have an excuse to sin and with their higher consciousness accept other gods from the nether world. So be it! It’s our choice and we will give an account on Judgment Day.
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Ok... that is true if you wish it to be...

I M A G I N A T I O N creates everythign.


The symbol is good.

I told hubby the other day ... after looking at the many HUBBLE deep space pictures... that God must Like being GAS..... a BIG FAT Fart.

Look at all those Hubble Space pictures.... the colors of the GASES and FARTS of God.

yep that is it... god is a BIG Fart TOO.
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Ok... that is true if you wish it to be...

I M A G I N A T I O N creates everythign.


The symbol is good.

I told hubby the other day ... after looking at the many HUBBLE deep space pictures... that God must Like being GAS..... a BIG FAT Fart.

Look at all those Hubble Space pictures.... the colors of the GASES and FARTS of God.

yep that is it... god is a BIG Fart TOO.
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Also, you could say that Farts are the ASCESION of the human too.


You can not see it...
You can not touch it...
Taste it...

But wow.. you know it is there.

Smile.
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Ok... that is true if you wish it to be...

I M A G I N A T I O N creates everythign.


The symbol is good.

I told hubby the other day ... after looking at the many HUBBLE deep space pictures... that God must Like being GAS..... a BIG FAT Fart.

Look at all those Hubble Space pictures.... the colors of the GASES and FARTS of God.

yep that is it... god is a BIG Fart TOO.
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433665, I don't think you will be saying that on Judgment Day. As a matter of fact, I don't think you will be saying that if a dreaded illness comes your way with no chance of a cure.

Evidently, you never learned what the word “respect” means when talking to other people.

CONTRARY & STUBBORN is all that comes across in this reply. Down through the centuries there have been reports of the Lord Jesus Christ and, even angels, appearing to mankind. So Christians, today, experiencing visitations is not all that uncommon.

Scripture tells us that there is going to come a time when people won’t listen to the truth, but will go around looking for teachers who will tell them just what they want to hear. They won’t listen to what the Bible says but will rush to follow their own misguided ideas so they can feel free to sin without a guilty conscience.

As for complaining why we earthlings experience sorrow on earth if we have a Heavenly Father who loves us so very much ……. YOU HAVEN’T READ THE CONTRACT! It's not all peaches and cream for Christians here on earth. Why? The devil is on a leash because of what Christ did on the cross, but satan can still walk around like a roaring lion looking for those whom he may devour and harrass.

The Lord tells all of us not to live as the unsaved do, for they are blinded and confused. Their closed hearts are full of darkness; they are far away from the life of God because they have deliberately shut their minds against Him and cannot understand His ways. So be it! If you have already made your bed and packed your suitcase, WILL IT BE FOR HEAVEN OR HELL?

SO BACK TO THE SUITCASE ISSUE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING????? HUH? All of you have received a witness from a sister in Christ. You will no longer be able to stand before the Lord on Judgment Day and say that no one told you. I told all of you out of Christian love and deep concern for your souls.

In closing … as for me and my house, we will unashamedly serve the LORD Jesus Christ.
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God doesn't exist.

That's the absolute most reasonable explanation.

remains true until proven otherwise.
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Prove it! Prove God does not exist. Oh saying he allows war and bad things is lame. Ever been in a play ground, gets pretty rough and can be ugly. Free will, looks like God was right, mankind can not handle free will with out his guidance, which of course we all laugh at. See God is so giving that he created us, we desired free will, he gave it to us against his better judgement. Ever since then we have been on our own and things are as bad as God said they would become, but folks still refuse to accept God and refuse to live according to his will (simple owners manual) but yet they curse him at the same time for being an inconsiderate cruel God. Wrong,this God is so cool he created us and allows us free will as to beleive he is or is not. Strange creatures are humans! By the way just believing "Christ is the Son of God and had victory over death to save all of us" is the ONLY requirement to be saved by the Christ on the last day. That is it, the rest is all optional, it is right in the bible in black and white. The verbiage is different the the concept is the same. Folks this is FREE LIFE INSURANCE, by just believing the above statement you will be saved. Hey it does not cost anything, you do not have to tell a soul, just believe it in your heart and you are in an safe. Everything else, church, giving, helping, reading the Bible, praying for others is all optional and not a requirment. Funny te religions don't state this. Give it a try folks, FREE LIFE INSURANCE by just believing the one statement above. Give it a try it will not bite, it may just soothe.

Off My Soapbox,

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Ok... that is true if you wish it to be...

I M A G I N A T I O N creates everythign.


The symbol is good.

I told hubby the other day ... after looking at the many HUBBLE deep space pictures... that God must Like being GAS..... a BIG FAT Fart.

Look at all those Hubble Space pictures.... the colors of the GASES and FARTS of God.

yep that is it... god is a BIG Fart TOO.


433665, I don't think you will be saying that on Judgment Day. As a matter of fact, I don't think you will be saying that if a dreaded illness comes your way with no chance of a cure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 395434


I did not WAIT for JUDGEMENT DAY... I live my judegement day.... DAILY.... op...

I am at peach within my being.... I talk to the LORD within me CONSTANTLY.... that lord has no FACE no name... but hears me well... and responds to me constantly.

I am not my brothers keeper... I do not judge you but I do reconcile myself constantly with that great Infinate PRESENCE that is behind your eyes and mind.

My eyes has ALEADY seen the GLORY of God... in all things... just go to the mirror and look at yourse eyes and look deeply within you.

I know I have not made GOD Mad by any words... for IT LIVES within me... and I am not mad.

Seriously, by your own rules, you will be judged... remove the rules... and you will find the PEACE tha surpasses ALL understanding.... the peace and joy within you!

SMile.
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Best gif yet!
“The world doesn't make sense until you force it to.”
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"Don't buy into a superficial reality. It has an expiration date."
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:backaway:

[/quote“The higher we soar, the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.” - -Friedrich Nietzsche
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Ok... that is true if you wish it to be...

I M A G I N A T I O N creates everythign.


The symbol is good.

I told hubby the other day ... after looking at the many HUBBLE deep space pictures... that God must Like being GAS..... a BIG FAT Fart.

Look at all those Hubble Space pictures.... the colors of the GASES and FARTS of God.

yep that is it... god is a BIG Fart TOO.


433665, I don't think you will be saying that on Judgment Day. As a matter of fact, I don't think you will be saying that if a dreaded illness comes your way with no chance of a cure.

I did not WAIT for JUDGEMENT DAY... I live my judegement day.... DAILY.... op...

I am at peach within my being.... I talk to the LORD within me CONSTANTLY.... that lord has no FACE no name... but hears me well... and responds to me constantly.

I am not my brothers keeper... I do not judge you but I do reconcile myself constantly with that great Infinate PRESENCE that is behind your eyes and mind.

My eyes has ALEADY seen the GLORY of God... in all things... just go to the mirror and look at yourse eyes and look deeply within you.

I know I have not made GOD Mad by any words... for IT LIVES within me... and I am not mad.

Seriously, by your own rules, you will be judged... remove the rules... and you will find the PEACE tha surpasses ALL understanding.... the peace and joy within you!

SMile.
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Your a peach in your own being?

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Prove it! Prove God does not exist. Oh saying he allows war and bad things is lame. Ever been in a play ground, gets pretty rough and can be ugly. Free will, looks like God was right, mankind can not handle free will with out his guidance, which of course we all laugh at. See God is so giving that he created us, we desired free will, he gave it to us against his better judgement. Ever since then we have been on our own and things are as bad as God said they would become, but folks still refuse to accept God and refuse to live according to his will (simple owners manual) but yet they curse him at the same time for being an inconsiderate cruel God. Wrong,this God is so cool he created us and allows us free will as to beleive he is or is not. Strange creatures are humans! By the way just believing "Christ is the Son of God and had victory over death to save all of us" is the ONLY requirement to be saved by the Christ on the last day. That is it, the rest is all optional, it is right in the bible in black and white. The verbiage is different the the concept is the same. Folks this is FREE LIFE INSURANCE, by just believing the above statement you will be saved. Hey it does not cost anything, you do not have to tell a soul, just believe it in your heart and you are in an safe. Everything else, church, giving, helping, reading the Bible, praying for others is all optional and not a requirment. Funny te religions don't state this. Give it a try folks, FREE LIFE INSURANCE by just believing the one statement above. Give it a try it will not bite, it may just soothe.

Off My Soapbox,

what?
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You don't know me and the things I've done and the things that have happened in my life.

I believed with all my heart and soul.
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Peachy Peace..... smile.

LOL
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Peachy Peace..... smile.

LOL
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Ok... that is true if you wish it to be...

I M A G I N A T I O N creates everythign.


The symbol is good.

I told hubby the other day ... after looking at the many HUBBLE deep space pictures... that God must Like being GAS..... a BIG FAT Fart.

Look at all those Hubble Space pictures.... the colors of the GASES and FARTS of God.

yep that is it... god is a BIG Fart TOO.


433665, I don't think you will be saying that on Judgment Day. As a matter of fact, I don't think you will be saying that if a dreaded illness comes your way with no chance of a cure.

Evidently, you never learned what the word “respect” means when talking to other people.

CONTRARY & STUBBORN is all that comes across in this reply. Down through the centuries there have been reports of the Lord Jesus Christ and, even angels, appearing to mankind. So Christians, today, experiencing visitations is not all that uncommon.

Scripture tells us that there is going to come a time when people won’t listen to the truth, but will go around looking for teachers who will tell them just what they want to hear. They won’t listen to what the Bible says but will rush to follow their own misguided ideas so they can feel free to sin without a guilty conscience.

As for complaining why we earthlings experience sorrow on earth if we have a Heavenly Father who loves us so very much ……. YOU HAVEN’T READ THE CONTRACT! It's not all peaches and cream for Christians here on earth. Why? The devil is on a leash because of what Christ did on the cross, but satan can still walk around like a roaring lion looking for those whom he may devour and harrass.

The Lord tells all of us not to live as the unsaved do, for they are blinded and confused. Their closed hearts are full of darkness; they are far away from the life of God because they have deliberately shut their minds against Him and cannot understand His ways. So be it! If you have already made your bed and packed your suitcase, WILL IT BE FOR HEAVEN OR HELL?

SO BACK TO THE SUITCASE ISSUE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING????? HUH? All of you have received a witness from a sister in Christ. You will no longer be able to stand before the Lord on Judgment Day and say that no one told you. I told all of you out of Christian love and deep concern for your souls.

In closing … as for me and my house, we will unashamedly serve the LORD Jesus Christ.
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Why There Can Never BE a Judgement DAy.


Christers love to threaten all non believers with.....(be very afraid now)...... JUDGEMENT DAY!!!!

BUT.... Heres Why JD can never happen.

Christers will tell you that ALL of us will come FACE TO FACE with their god and be judged. We will either go to heaven or be sent straight to hell..... (Remember.... I told you to be very afraid?)

If each person has exactly one minute to have all his or her sins flashed in front of him/her, and respond to the god guy, (just READING my own sins will require at least several minutes) it will take god .... working around the clock,..... day in and day out,..... year in and year out,....... never taking a even one minute off,......2,034 years to pass judgement on each of the first one billion people waiting in line to be judged.

That's because it takes 2,034 years for one billion minutes to pass.

According to current estimates, there are 6,5 billion people alive today. Rounding that off, it will take god 19,000 years to judge those currently living.

Course we will all die while waiting to be judged and have to be raised from the dead too. I'm mainly worried about who will feed us while we wait in line.

Factor in births per thousand years while waiting in line, (There will likely be more fucking with nothing else to do in line, resulting in even more babys to grow up and be judged).

I'm guessing there are at least 4 billion previously dead people god has to raise from the dead too, so we can planly see that god has his work cut out for him.

I mean this is a god who has never... ever.... worked more than 6 days in his entire life.....I really have to say he's not gonna make it. He's totally fucked.

What do you think?
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Birth defect.

Yep. God was actually born with a dick hanging where his nose should be. It' was very embarrassing and everyone laughed at him during his childhood.

That's why god became such an asshole.... Just look at his record.

According to the christer bible:

God once slaughtered all the babies in Egypt.

Another time god slaughterd all the people living in the cities of Sodom and Gomarra.

God killed lots of other people too. He really got pissed whenever anyone looked at his dicknose and burst out laughing.

Once when two angles and the devil made fun of his dicknose, he actually slaughtered the entire population of the planet, including all the plants and animals.

God's dicknose really fucked his mind all up.

That's why he never appears IN PERSON, and thats also why no one has any pictures of him.
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well ya see, the real reason why god doesn't appear anywhere in person is because hes embarrassed and humiliated in how his creations in human multiplicity turned out - beginning with you.....yanno, what happens when you make a copy of a copy?...the copy is never as sharp as the original. hint?

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God doesn't exist.

That's the absolute most reasonable explanation.

remains true until proven otherwise.



Prove it! Prove God does not exist. Oh saying he allows war and bad things is lame. Ever been in a play ground, gets pretty rough and can be ugly. Free will, looks like God was right, mankind can not handle free will with out his guidance, which of course we all laugh at. See God is so giving that he created us, we desired free will, he gave it to us against his better judgement. Ever since then we have been on our own and things are as bad as God said they would become, but folks still refuse to accept God and refuse to live according to his will (simple owners manual) but yet they curse him at the same time for being an inconsiderate cruel God. Wrong,this God is so cool he created us and allows us free will as to beleive he is or is not. Strange creatures are humans! By the way just believing "Christ is the Son of God and had victory over death to save all of us" is the ONLY requirement to be saved by the Christ on the last day. That is it, the rest is all optional, it is right in the bible in black and white. The verbiage is different the the concept is the same. Folks this is FREE LIFE INSURANCE, by just believing the above statement you will be saved. Hey it does not cost anything, you do not have to tell a soul, just believe it in your heart and you are in an safe. Everything else, church, giving, helping, reading the Bible, praying for others is all optional and not a requirment. Funny te religions don't state this. Give it a try folks, FREE LIFE INSURANCE by just believing the one statement above. Give it a try it will not bite, it may just soothe.

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Your cult god does not exist. Your dicknose god was a bad motherfucking fictional asshole god.

You fucking christers claim you have a real god. it's incumbent on YOU to prove your claim. A negative cannot be proven.

For example, I can claim that my god, whose name is "Big Dick," created all there is, even you.

You cannot prove that Big didnt create everything.

Does that soak into your dim brain? Your asswipe god is a bag of shit. Its imaginary, It cand do a fucking thing. Ziiiipppppppooooo...... nada....... nothing.
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ORLANDO, Fla. -- An unexplained image in a hospital prayer garden window moved some people to tears and drew groups of people to a hallway before vanishing, according to witnesses.

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P.S. OP, by the way, you could ask to be moved to the head of the line.
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God doesn't exist.

That's the absolute most reasonable explanation.

remains true until proven otherwise.



Prove it! Prove God does not exist. Oh saying he allows war and bad things is lame. Ever been in a play ground, gets pretty rough and can be ugly. Free will, looks like God was right, mankind can not handle free will with out his guidance, which of course we all laugh at. See God is so giving that he created us, we desired free will, he gave it to us against his better judgement. Ever since then we have been on our own and things are as bad as God said they would become, but folks still refuse to accept God and refuse to live according to his will (simple owners manual) but yet they curse him at the same time for being an inconsiderate cruel God. Wrong,this God is so cool he created us and allows us free will as to beleive he is or is not. Strange creatures are humans! By the way just believing "Christ is the Son of God and had victory over death to save all of us" is the ONLY requirement to be saved by the Christ on the last day. That is it, the rest is all optional, it is right in the bible in black and white. The verbiage is different the the concept is the same. Folks this is FREE LIFE INSURANCE, by just believing the above statement you will be saved. Hey it does not cost anything, you do not have to tell a soul, just believe it in your heart and you are in an safe. Everything else, church, giving, helping, reading the Bible, praying for others is all optional and not a requirment. Funny te religions don't state this. Give it a try folks, FREE LIFE INSURANCE by just believing the one statement above. Give it a try it will not bite, it may just soothe.

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Your cult god does not exist. Your dicknose god was a bad motherfucking fictional asshole god.

You fucking christers claim you have a real god. it's incumbent on YOU to prove your claim. A negative cannot be proven.

For example, I can claim that my god, whose name is "Big Dick," created all there is, even you.

You cannot prove that Big didnt create everything.

Does that soak into your dim brain? Your asswipe god is a bag of shit. Its imaginary, It cand do a fucking thing. Ziiiipppppppooooo...... nada....... nothing.
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The problem is, has been and always will be, that the purported complete, inspired and inerrant word of God is vague and confusing. Almost any theology imaginable can be justified by pointing to one of the Bibles mysterious and often contradictory versus. Those Christian sects who embrace a “justification by faith alone” theology point to their favorite versus; whereas those who cling to a “justification by works” theology proudly point to their cherished Biblical passages. It is amazing that Christians can find within the Bible words which support their opposing and blatantly contradictory theologies, yet this they do. And all the while, they still maintain that the Book is the sacred, complete, inspired and inerrant word of God.

I have studied various versions of the Bible for over fifty years, and have found the book to be nothing mere than a baldy written compilation of geographical and historical inaccuracies, scientific absurdities, incoherent dreams and visions, mystic symbolisms, confusing theologies, filthy vulgarities and hundreds of self contradictions (thousands if comparisons are made of purported direct quotations). I do not accept the Bible as the word of God, and this is not because I do not understand it, but rather because I do.

It is nice, however, to have people around who can explain the holy scriptures. After all, someone has to tell the rest of us what God really meant to say but didn’t quite know how. Now when all these self-appointed self-proclaimed divine spokespersons agree on a common interpretation of the scriptures I will at least listen to their arguments, but not before then.

Now as for you Anonymous Coward ID 518398, when I cut through the vulgarities and cynicism of your post, I find you have presented a very logical argument. Further analysis reveals that the existence of Big Dick is much more plausible than the existence of the Old Testament God and His New Testament Son. Your Big Dick God at least has the advantage of not having exposed his very ungodly behavior and character by publishing his autobiography.

I will give others the last word.
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God doesn't exist.

That's the absolute most reasonable explanation.

remains true until proven otherwise.
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whatever you may beleive theres a god , this is just plain logic.
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To: The Professor

Obviously, God has not called you. If God had called you, you would understand. No one comes to the Lord by themselves UNLESS God the Father calls them. In other words, you don't decide on your own if you want to come or not. It's God who chooses you, THEN YOU MAKE THE DECISION.

When one has not been called, these individuals will come up with mixed up Biblical scenerios and thoughts as in your reply. MY PRAYER IS THAT GOD WILL CALL YOU TO COME.

PERHAPS THE FOLLOWING WILL HELP YOU:

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HEROD COULDN'T KILL HIM ...worth repeating!

He is the First and Last, the Beginning and the End!

He is the keeper of Creation and the Creator of all!

He is the Architect of the universe and the Manager of all times.

He always was, He always is, and He always will be...

Unmoved, unchanged, undefeated, and never undone!

He was bruised and brought healing!

He was pierced and eased pain!

He was persecuted and brought freedom!

He was dead and brought life!

He is risen and brings power!

He reigns and brings Peace!

The world can't understand him,

The armies can't defeat Him,

The schools can't explain Him, and The leaders can't ignore Him.

Herod couldn't kill Him,

The Pharisees couldn't confuse Him, and the people couldn't hold Him!

Nero couldn't crush Him,

Hitler couldn't silence Him,

The New Age can't replace Him, and

Donahue can't explain Him away!

He is light, love, longevity, and Lord.

He is goodness, Kindness, Gentleness, and God.

He is Holy, Righteous, mighty, powerful, and pure.

His ways are right,

His word is eternal,

His will is unchanging, and

His mind is on me.

He is my Redeemer,

He is my Savior,

He is my guide, and

He is my peace!

He is my Joy,

He is my comfort,

He is my Lord, and

He rules my life!

I serve Him because His bond is love,

His burden is light, and His goal for me is abundant life.

I follow Him because He is the wisdom of the wise,

The Power of the powerful,

The Ancient of Days, the Ruler of rulers,

The Leader of leaders, the Overseer of the overcomers, and

The Sovereign Lord of all that was and is and is to come.

And if that seems impressive to you, try this for size.

His goal is a relationship with ME!

He will never leave me,

Never forsake me,

Never mislead me,

Never forget me,

Never overlook me, and

Never cancel my appointment in His appointment book!

When I fall, He lifts me up!

When I fail, He forgives!

When I am weak, He is strong!

When I am lost, He is the way!

When I am afraid, He is my courage!

When I stumble, He steadies me!

When I am hurt, He heals me!

When I am broken, He mends me!

When I am blind, He leads me!

When I am hungry, He feeds me!

When I face trials, He is with me!

When I face persecution, He shields me!

When I face problems, He comforts me!

When I face loss, He provides for me!

When I face Death, He carries me Home!

He is everything for everybody, everywhere, Every time, and every way.

He is God, He is faithful.

I am His, and He is mine!

My Father in heaven can whip the father of this world any day.

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P.S. Jesus is appearing to people all over the globe.

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10/12/2008 11:00 PM
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OP Solution to all your problems.... kill yourself and find out for yourself.
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Birth defect.

Yep. God was actually born with a dick hanging where his nose should be. It' was very embarrassing and everyone laughed at him during his childhood.

That's why god became such an asshole.... Just look at his record.

According to the christer bible:

God once slaughtered all the babies in Egypt.

Another time god slaughterd all the people living in the cities of Sodom and Gomarra.

God killed lots of other people too. He really got pissed whenever anyone looked at his dicknose and burst out laughing.

Once when two angles and the devil made fun of his dicknose, he actually slaughtered the entire population of the planet, including all the plants and animals.

God's dicknose really fucked his mind all up.

That's why he never appears IN PERSON, and thats also why no one has any pictures of him.
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but, it was alway's for SOMEONE, HE KNOW'S, your scam's, and sceam's
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First you say that He does not exist, then you curse Him as if He does...

You make accusations to validate your points...which do not make a lick of sense if you really believed that He did not exist.

So, which is it? Does He or Doesn't He? I think that you are trying to convince yourself more than every body else.

You are a fool, a blathering cursing fool without character or Honor. You are a small insignificant worm ranting about things you do not understand...that is the definition of a fool.

I don't believe that you exist. I think that you are a group of sodomites that are obsessed with blasphemy brought about by your demon possession. You act like a demon possessed person; you speak like a demon possessed person. can you prove that you are not? You also speak like a Satanist. Most sodomites are Satanists; which explains the lack of character and honor.

Maybe one day you will figure it all out, and if you can convince yourself that God really doesn't exist, then maybe you will be able to sleep at night without that pesky conscience bothering you all the time...which is the real reason why you can't stop writing these rants...isn't it?
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this thread shouldn't be pinned but OP should, like a regular bug
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RE: MY VISITATION
THE VISITATION

From a little child on I received Biblical instruction in God’s Word. In my later years there was an overwhelming awakening in 1981 when I saw the Lord.
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Yawn.....you can get help for that, attention seeking in it's highest form, "I talk to god!" next is "I talk to Jesus!" and so on down through to angels etc.
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"

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