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McCain Says Obama tied to Aliens on October 14 !!!!!

 
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10/13/2008 06:32 AM
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McCain Says Obama tied to Aliens on October 14 !!!!!
John McCain: My friends, time for some straight talk: Obama is friends with the leader of this band of alien creatures. If you vote for Obama, he will be taking orders from his alien buddies.

Sarah Palin: This is a sign of the end times, only Jesus and a maverick like John McCain can save us from these demonic creatures. I urge all Americans to speak in tongues, praise God and vote for McCain.

Barack Obama: My fellow Americans we shouldn't be afraid of change. I am not afraid to talk with our alien visitors.

Dennis Kucinich: This is not the time for fear, I've been communicating telepathically with these aliens for years. They come in peace, we should greet them with love and acceptance.

Dick Cheney: I wonder if we can convince these alien freaks to destroy Iran, North Korea, Syria, Russia, Venezuela and Iceland

George Bush: If the aliens ask to speak with the Earthly leader, I wonder who should chat with them, Cheney or I?

(In case anyone wonders, this is a spoof)


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10/13/2008 06:37 AM
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Re: McCain Says Obama tied to Aliens on October 14 !!!!!
Very very important will be how each leader talks about what will be seen in the skies on 14th. Expect fear from McCain and Palin blowed absolutely their mind up.

Obama will awaken to their path in my opinion.
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10/13/2008 06:41 AM
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Re: McCain Says Obama tied to Aliens on October 14 !!!!!
In a further development, Senator McCain said: "My opponent doesn't understand, and has no experience of talking with scary creatures from another planet; I have, because I speak to Sarah Palin on a daily basis."

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