why Iron Man is the best candidate for president - a comprehensive study

this isnt a joke or stolen off a website. this is from my own mind, and why i will be writing in Iron Man on my ballot.


- Tony Stark was a wealthy industrialist. He knows business and how to make money.

- He was a prisoner in iraq in a cave, subject to brutal treatment, STILL manufacturing a suit of armor out of literally nothing.

-Health Care - he has a magnetic source in him to keep him alive. Patent that shit...

- He's a handsome fellow.

-motherfucker can FLY.

- Hates evil! actually fights it,unlike current presidents!

- Creating jobs - stark industries will employ. They made it clear they do not side with terrorists and that it is purely anti terror.

iron man son..iron man..WRITE HIM IN

your thoughts?