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The REAL Jurassic Park is "born." How scientists are bringing dinosaurs back to life with the help of the chicken...

 
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Monday, October 13, 2008

How scientists are bringing dinosaurs back to life with the help of the humble chicken
Cool news from Montana by way of England:

Deep inside the dusty university store room, three scientists struggle to lift a huge fossilised bone.

It is from the leg of a dinosaur.

For many years, this chunky specimen has languished cryptically on a shelf.

Interesting but useless — a forgotten relic of a lost age.

Now, with hammer and chisel poised, the academics from Montana State University in America gather round.

They are about to shatter this rare vestige of the past.

Why would they do such a thing?

The answer is that they believe that this single fragment of a beast which stalked the earth untold millions of years ago could hold the key which will unlock the secrets of the dinosaurs.

Extraordinarily, they contend that it could lead to a real life Jurassic Park, where dinosaurs are once again unleashed on the world by scientists.

For just like in the hit Steven Spielberg movie, these men and women are intent on cracking the genetic code of the dinosaurs and opening the possibility of bringing them back to life.

Their remarkable quest will be revealed in a TV documentary, Dinosaurs: Return To Life, to be screened tomorrow.
Dinosaur - chickens contain DNA relics of original dinosaurs

It poses the question: will scientists ever be able to resurrect the dinosaur?

According to Jack Horner, professor of palaeontology at Montana State University, the answer is an unequivocal yes.

He says: ‘Of course we can bring them back to life. Their ancestral DNA is still present.

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ahhh
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God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs destroy man.........woman inherits the earth!
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs destroy man.........woman inherits the earth!
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LOL...good one!
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God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs destroy man.........woman inherits the earth!


LOL...good one!
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its from JP
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as long as jeff goldblum is around we'll be ok
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God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs destroy man.........woman inherits the earth!


LOL...good one!
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I lifted it from Jurasic Park ;) Jeff Goldblum.
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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as long as jeff goldblum is around we'll be ok
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yea, where has he been?

haven't seen him in awhile...
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Palin right again! :D

For many years, this chunky specimen has languished cryptically on a shelf. Interesting but useless — a forgotten relic of a lost age.
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Yup, that sums up McCain :D
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Women aint going to inherit shit but a back hand from a man. Go join a feminist club so you can complain about how its a man's world, and your all jelous that you were stuck being born as an object for men to enjoy while we really enjoy ture life. Have another candel party or cry in front of the television eating ice cream getting fat.
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Women aint going to inherit shit but a back hand from a man. Go join a feminist club so you can complain about how its a man's world, and your all jelous that you were stuck being born as an object for men to enjoy while we really enjoy ture life. Have another candel party or cry in front of the television eating ice cream getting fat.
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Wow, an angry, abusive mysogynist who flunked spelling class.
pick
So doomed.
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I'm just trying to figure out how to put food on my table, now I going to be living in Land of the fucking Lost? Great. I'll start a electrolosis business with Chaca. And the Sleestacks, well we already know they exist in D.C. and at places like Dulce. We're halfway there already!
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Cool! I want a pet Tyrannasoures Rex!

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