Question-

If my family and I had to flee the US and A......
besides the clothes on our back, could we have cash and or Gold/Silver with us?
Or would that all be confiscated and would we be detained by Homeland Security and the IRS like that Hispanic busboy last year?

i'm going to need your name and number. right now. do it. i'll also need your spatula and belly lint collection as well. don't ask,just do it.
love,
alphabet agency