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New US Marshals Wanted Poster for Treason

 
The Analog Guy
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New US Marshals Wanted Poster for Treason
Wanted for treason. The people on the poster have violated the trust of the American people to the tune of more than 700 Billion dollars. This as we all know is only the tip of the iceberg. Now taking suggestions for future posters. These people are considered crazy and dangerous. Most likely hiding now or in the near future in undisclosed underground bunkers.
treason
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10/17/2008 03:28 PM
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Is this your creation? If so do I have permission to copy and post all over the fucking place?
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hf bump hf
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Is this your creation? If so do I have permission to copy and post all over the fucking place?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 478838


LMAO!
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Is this your creation? If so do I have permission to copy and post all over the fucking place?
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A' fucking' men my brother.


Copy, spread and make sure all those out there realise this was nothing but a blatant theft.
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Yes, this is my creation and I do hereby donate it to the public domain. Be my guest.
I say burn all of your bridges while you still have control of the flame.
We are like flies crawling across the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel: We cannot see what angels and gods lie underneath the threshold of our perceptions. We do not live in reality; we live in our paradigms, our habituated perceptions, our illusions; the illusions we share through culture we call reality, but the true historical reality of our condition is invisible to us.
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Thanks! The printer is humming as we speak!
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10/17/2008 03:32 PM
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Yes, this is my creation and I do hereby donate it to the public domain. Be my guest.
 Quoting: The Analog Guy

So by putting this sheet out and ascribing it to the U.S. marshal's office, you're acting in place of, and pretending, you're a U.S. Marshal?

I believe that's what the lawyers call "fraud". You know, like impersonating a cop or something?

Where's the EVIDENCE, Jim?
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Yes, this is my creation and I do hereby donate it to the public domain. Be my guest.
So by putting this sheet out and ascribing it to the U.S. marshal's office, you're acting in place of, and pretending, you're a U.S. Marshal?

I believe that's what the lawyers call "fraud". You know, like impersonating a cop or something?

 Quoting: Duncan Kunz


The US marshal seal is not on the document. This is a political spoof document.
I say burn all of your bridges while you still have control of the flame.
We are like flies crawling across the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel: We cannot see what angels and gods lie underneath the threshold of our perceptions. We do not live in reality; we live in our paradigms, our habituated perceptions, our illusions; the illusions we share through culture we call reality, but the true historical reality of our condition is invisible to us.
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Well Duncan
....how about simply "WANTED by WE THE PEOPLE"
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Well Duncan
....how about simply "WANTED by WE THE PEOPLE"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 478838


I can change it Easy.
I say burn all of your bridges while you still have control of the flame.
We are like flies crawling across the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel: We cannot see what angels and gods lie underneath the threshold of our perceptions. We do not live in reality; we live in our paradigms, our habituated perceptions, our illusions; the illusions we share through culture we call reality, but the true historical reality of our condition is invisible to us.
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I believe that's what the lawyers call "fraud". You know, like impersonating a cop or something?
 Quoting: Duncan Kunz



Duncan---you're getting crotchety in your old age..
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Well Duncan
....how about simply "WANTED by WE THE PEOPLE"


I can change it Easy.
 Quoting: The Analog Guy



Yeah change it to MARTIAL!
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Yes, this is my creation and I do hereby donate it to the public domain. Be my guest.
So by putting this sheet out and ascribing it to the U.S. marshal's office, you're acting in place of, and pretending, you're a U.S. Marshal?

I believe that's what the lawyers call "fraud". You know, like impersonating a cop or something?

 Quoting: Duncan Kunz


Duncan, I believe you'll find that the Op's name is actually Ulrich Semiramis Marshals.

No fraud, no foul!

rofl
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that "for violating the trust of the american people" line is off-centered, and it's really bothering me.

someone should really fix that before spreading it across the internet.
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10/17/2008 03:38 PM
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Treason is punishable by DEATH!
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You may want their names on their pictures. Quite a few folks wouldn't know them by face.
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Treason is punishable by DEATH!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 501400

And your point is?
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Yes, this is my creation and I do hereby donate it to the public domain. Be my guest.
So by putting this sheet out and ascribing it to the U.S. marshal's office, you're acting in place of, and pretending, you're a U.S. Marshal?

I believe that's what the lawyers call "fraud". You know, like impersonating a cop or something?



The US marshal seal is not on the document. This is a political spoof document.
 Quoting: The Analog Guy


You're still posting something as being from the US Marshals.

Not that anyone takes you seriously, of course; you're just a harmless nut. Nonetheless, if someone doesn't like your 'tude, you could get your ass caught in a legal wringer.
Where's the EVIDENCE, Jim?
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10/17/2008 03:45 PM
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whata JOKE.

bu$h the idiot should have been in jail years ago.

the rest are cheap copies.
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Yes, this is my creation and I do hereby donate it to the public domain. Be my guest.
So by putting this sheet out and ascribing it to the U.S. marshal's office, you're acting in place of, and pretending, you're a U.S. Marshal?

I believe that's what the lawyers call "fraud". You know, like impersonating a cop or something?

 Quoting: Duncan Kunz


It is called satire. And you Duncan Kunz are a jerk!
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Yes, this is my creation and I do hereby donate it to the public domain. Be my guest.
So by putting this sheet out and ascribing it to the U.S. marshal's office, you're acting in place of, and pretending, you're a U.S. Marshal?

I believe that's what the lawyers call "fraud". You know, like impersonating a cop or something?



The US marshal seal is not on the document. This is a political spoof document.


You're still posting something as being from the US Marshals.

Not that anyone takes you seriously, of course; you're just a harmless nut. Nonetheless, if someone doesn't like your 'tude, you could get your ass caught in a legal wringer.
 Quoting: Duncan Kunz


No he is not. Are you that ignorant that you've never heard of satire? Geeez!
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Yes, this is my creation and I do hereby donate it to the public domain. Be my guest.
So by putting this sheet out and ascribing it to the U.S. marshal's office, you're acting in place of, and pretending, you're a U.S. Marshal?

I believe that's what the lawyers call "fraud". You know, like impersonating a cop or something?



Duncan, I believe you'll find that the Op's name is actually Ulrich Semiramis Marshals.

No fraud, no foul!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 132975


Do you think Uncle Pig would have any problem showing intent -- if they really wanted to?

If my name were Duncan McDonald, I couldn't start a restaurant with my last name, because any sleazebag lawyer would be able to convince the court that my intent was to take advantage of Mickey Dee's name.

Now I'm not saying this is going to happen; like I said before, Analog is just a harmless nut. But given the horsepower that TPTB could bring to this mumblety-peg game, are you sure you want to play with those pigs in the first place?
Where's the EVIDENCE, Jim?
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10/17/2008 03:49 PM
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Duncan knows its satire---


and protected speech.


He is just pulling your chain.


He has to punish somebody when he is in the mood.
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Nowhere does it say 'United States Marshals service', nowhere does it say 'United States Department of Justice', nor does it have the seal or any information regarding contact details.


So in short, a piss take is a piss take, and no foul here at all unless you are really anal about it.
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I wish more people would see the seriousness of this. We are JOKING about a real ACT OF TREASON.. I think we should have a formal document as such "PENNED BY THE PEOPLE" .. We need something similar to this that will state the people have made a NEW decoration. Once we have all come up with something that looks official and is not a JOKE we should all print and post it everywhere we can... THAT WOULD BE A STATEMENT... The US marshals office would be the least of these people worries. I would rather deal with a marshal as opposed to the masses of the people I betrayed...
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Yes, this is my creation and I do hereby donate it to the public domain. Be my guest.
So by putting this sheet out and ascribing it to the U.S. marshal's office, you're acting in place of, and pretending, you're a U.S. Marshal?

I believe that's what the lawyers call "fraud". You know, like impersonating a cop or something?



Duncan, I believe you'll find that the Op's name is actually Ulrich Semiramis Marshals.

No fraud, no foul!

Do you think Uncle Pig would have any problem showing intent -- if they really wanted to?

If my name were Duncan McDonald, I couldn't start a restaurant with my last name, because any sleazebag lawyer would be able to convince the court that my intent was to take advantage of Mickey Dee's name.

Now I'm not saying this is going to happen; like I said before, Analog is just a harmless nut. But given the horsepower that TPTB could bring to this mumblety-peg game, are you sure you want to play with those pigs in the first place?
 Quoting: Duncan Kunz


You're probably right, and I can sense that you are suffering a profound humour deficiency today.

Maybe it was something you breathed in from all the chemtrails.

lol
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I just did an edit to "The people of the United States"
I say burn all of your bridges while you still have control of the flame.
We are like flies crawling across the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel: We cannot see what angels and gods lie underneath the threshold of our perceptions. We do not live in reality; we live in our paradigms, our habituated perceptions, our illusions; the illusions we share through culture we call reality, but the true historical reality of our condition is invisible to us.
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bsflag
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Where is that Bush monkey mug?
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Where is that Bush monkey mug?
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well, he would be on the same poster as all his Saudi scum fucking friends.


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