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10/18/2008 12:53 PM
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I posted yesterday Thread: breaking up with needy girl about breaking up with this needy girl. Anyways, this morning she's calling me non stop but I keep ignoring her calls. Finally, she comes over to my place and I see her on the street as I was coming back from the store. Anyways, it gets into this protracted conversation about why I wanted to break up, why things weren't working, she was blaming me for being only concerned about myself and not her feelings. Finally, I start getting impatient as I want the conversation to end and say I'm going back inside now, I don't want to talk to her anymore etc. and turn away and start walking away. Then she grabs me by the arm, turns me around and clocks me full force in the chin with her fist. I'm a little stunned but turn around again and walk away as she starts jumping on my back and hitting me on the head. I push her away as I make it to my apartment door and tell her she's crazy and to get off me or I'll call the cops. Then she starts throwing things from her purse at me as I go through the door.

So, neck and jaw is sore now and perhaps a little dazed. Well, I at least know now I can take a good hit.
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Some reason text of body didn't post...

Anyways, this morning she's calling me non stop but I keep ignoring her calls. Finally, she comes over to my place and I see her on the street as I was coming back from the store. Anyways, it gets into this protracted conversation about why I wanted to break up, why things weren't working, she was blaming me for being only concerned about myself and not her feelings. Finally, I start getting impatient as I want the conversation to end and say I'm going back inside now, I don't want to talk to her anymore etc. and turn away and start walking away. Then she grabs me by the arm, turns me around and clocks me full force in the chin with her fist. I'm a little stunned but turn around again and walk away as she starts jumping on my back and hitting me on the head. I push her away as I make it to my apartment door and tell her she's crazy and to get off me or I'll call the cops. Then she starts throwing things from her purse at me as I go through the door.
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10/18/2008 12:55 PM
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Did you watch the last south park where Wendy beat up Cartman ?
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10/18/2008 12:57 PM
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Watch, now she'll charge you with rape or something..
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10/18/2008 12:58 PM
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Take your $10 to an aikido dojo and learn away.
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.

Quran 96:3-8

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Did you watch the last south park where Wendy beat up Cartman ?
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I saw it, it was exactly like that.
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10/18/2008 01:00 PM
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Take your $10 to an aikido dojo and learn away.
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I know BJJ but fear it would be ineffective against the fury of a crazy girl.
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Watch, now she'll charge you with rape or something..
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I once had a girlfriend throw my laptop computer away and then when I called the police she started screaming that I was beating her up, the police came and then I was promptly arrested... So, should not have called police while still in her presence, lesson learned - women can be dangerous!
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Take your $10 to an aikido dojo and learn away.


I know BJJ but fear it would be ineffective against the fury of a crazy girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 364273


Then free running and aikido.
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.

Quran 96:3-8

[link to www.islamicity.com]
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Take your $10 to an aikido dojo and learn away.


I know BJJ but fear it would be ineffective against the fury of a crazy girl.


Then free running and aikido.
 Quoting: FAR


I did free running for a little bit but blew my ACL out doing a flip. So, haven't done any free running for a while. I can do the sideways two step shuffle pretty good though.
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Your biggest mistake was to turn away.

When facing animals, you never face away. That's pure weakness in their eyes, and they'll attack you instinctly.

Reference: [link to channel.nationalgeographic.com]
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.

Quran 96:3-8

[link to www.islamicity.com]
__________
"Investors must look at this situation as a portfolio opportunity. If you have some extra land (condo developers and house flippers, listen closely), grow a vegetable garden, if you are ambitious, raise some sheep and cows, they will come in handy".
__________
How we got here: [link to www.hundredyearlie.com]
Cure: [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
Plasma aliens: [link to www.plasmametaphysics.com]
__________
Were your ancestors pedophiles? [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
[link to www.terrorism-illuminati.com]
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Re: crazy girl just beat me up
Your biggest mistake was to turn away.

When facing animals, you never face away. That's pure weakness in their eyes, and they'll attack you instinctly.

Reference: [link to channel.nationalgeographic.com]
 Quoting: FAR


I wonder if I should have just curled up on the ground after she clocked me the first time and played dead until she lost interest. I guess that can work with some bears although with others you're just making yourself an easier meal...
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10/18/2008 01:25 PM
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You have no pride as man. Although I understand you cannot hit woman since it is considered cowardly and you have to stand and get abused to be "manly", but I wouldn't take such shit. No offence, man or woman if someone starting to mess with me...I have pRIDE...
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You have no pride as man. Although I understand you cannot hit woman since it is considered cowardly and you have to stand and get abused to be "manly", but I wouldn't take such shit. No offence, man or woman if someone starting to mess with me...I have pRIDE...
 Quoting: Darkreflection


I purposely severely restrained myself as if started getting angry and more forcefully pushed her away, I could easily end up getting arrested. If the cops got involved for some reason, it would be easy for her to say I was the aggressive one and the cops will always take the girls side in such a situation. So, be assertive but need to be smart too.
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lmao
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I would have collcected the things she was throwing out of her purse. Some nice little presents hf

Get yourself some pepperspray if you can't bash women.

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12/13/2012 10:52 PM
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If she keep stalking you. You got a real nut case to deal with. Keep looking out your window.
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... Well, I at least know now I can take a good hit.
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Oh you're another one of those GLP prince charming right?jerkit

Dumb bitch probably doesn't know how better off she is now!
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Should have knocked that bitch out.

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