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World to end May 21, 2011 so he says......

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/21/2011 01:55 PM
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Its nearly 6am here 22end Bros nothing happened just im real pissed and real baked and yeah 5a
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The Lord would not make a false prediction

.. to whoever wrote that THE LORD did not make the prediction HAROLD did...
sorry you gave everything away ...

The Bible warns about false prophets...
Apocalypse ( "lifting of the veil" or "revelation") is a disclosure of something hidden from the majority of mankind in an era dominated by falsehood and misconception, i.e. the veil to be lifted.
* know the truth and the truth will set you free
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05/21/2011 01:56 PM
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I can only hope that December 21st 2012 goes as well...
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lol

i've been looking forward to THAT thread for fucking YEARS!

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393708


hidingbumpohyeah
The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal. Because any moment might be our last. Everything’s more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. - Achilles
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05/21/2011 01:58 PM
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Re: World to end May 21, 2011 so he says......
I am starting to get a little worried.

I gave away everything I had, including cash money.

Some of the people I gave this to seemed unusually grateful. Didn't they know it was going to be the end of the world soon?

Gosh, I still have faith. I still believe it is going to happen. Why is everyone making fun of this?

I am not very good at thinking for myself, and so I trusted people in our church who told me this Rapture thing was going to happen.

Gosh, how could a prediction like this, made by a good Christian man possibly fail? I just don't understand. Predictions about a Rapture cannot fail, can they?

I am praying real hard this is going to happen. I don't know about this New Zealand thing, maybe God doesn't care about New Zealand's time. I'm sure that is what it is.

The end is coming soon, I can feel it. Just have faith everyone!

I know it is coming. The Lord would not make a false prediction. Nothing like that has happened before, right? But like I said, I'm not good at thinking for myself so maybe someone can help me out here.

Or just pray real hard that this happens soon. We only have a few hours left. I curse those people who took my money and laughed at me. Just wait until they get theirs!
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I have faith that we are living in the end times because I have eyes that see.
 Quoting: pur33nergy7


You dont say...

Yeah, well, you dont have to be a religious person or rocket scientist to see the ol' "shit hitting the fan" time coming in whatever form that may be...
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05/21/2011 01:59 PM
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IS MAY 22, IN CHINA AND THANKS GOD THEY STILL THERE!!!!bump
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05/21/2011 02:01 PM
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IS MAY 22, IN CHINA AND THANKS GOD THEY STILL THERE!!!!bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393996


No one was saved in China because they're all a bunch of godless commys!
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05/21/2011 02:05 PM
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Breaking News: Apparently Harold Camping has NOT ascended. Jon Stewart is reporting Chatroulette sightings of Hal in "Rapture".
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05/21/2011 02:07 PM
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Genesis - Jesus He Knows Me!!!5a

[link to www.youtube.com]
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05/21/2011 02:08 PM
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EPIC FAIL. The guy's a crook.
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05/21/2011 02:09 PM
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IS MAY 22, IN CHINA AND THANKS GOD THEY STILL THERE!!!!bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393996


No one was saved in China because they're all a bunch of godless commys!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1394002


when you guys gonna face!! THIS IS BULLSHITT!!!MERDA PORTUGUES!
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05/21/2011 02:12 PM
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THE BIGGEST LIE "THE RAPTURE"
how they bible got lost in translation, for the benefit of some!!


[link to www.thelittlebookopened.org]
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05/21/2011 02:16 PM
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WHen will people learn... the 7 seals are inside you..

The rapture happens to each and everyone of us.

It's personal not global
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05/21/2011 02:18 PM
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Re: World to end May 21, 2011 so he says......
when will people learn the bible was written by a man, it's nothing more than a fairytale.
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05/21/2011 02:26 PM
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We should spend each awakening day for Yahuah to come for those who love Him. If anything happens this afternoon or evening, glory to Elohim.......if it does not come to pass, life will go on in the land of oz, and all glory to Him either way!

This kinda event, whether it comes or not, should wake us all up to the reality that we do not have full control of our lives. That everything that we can see with our eyes is so small in comparison to what really is. That all of creation can attest to the fact that there is a creator, an that everything He made was good. We can measure light, but not darkness....this in itself, gives us a glimpse of trying to live a life without Him. His Word says we can choose life or death.

Because we know not the time nor the hour,and time can be so short, we should be spending our time forgiving and loving one another, and making peace with hose who we have hurt. Putting aside all our evils ways, and always asking our creator for forgiveness!

Our country is in so much trouble right now, many of us know not what to do. But there is always hope for us, if we would only be willing to turn, repent from our evil ways, and the creator would listen and restore this land.
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Re: World to end May 21, 2011 so he says......
I am starting to get a little worried.

I gave away everything I had, including cash money.

Some of the people I gave this to seemed unusually grateful. Didn't they know it was going to be the end of the world soon?

Gosh, I still have faith. I still believe it is going to happen. Why is everyone making fun of this?

I am not very good at thinking for myself, and so I trusted people in our church who told me this Rapture thing was going to happen.

Gosh, how could a prediction like this, made by a good Christian man possibly fail? I just don't understand. Predictions about a Rapture cannot fail, can they?

I am praying real hard this is going to happen. I don't know about this New Zealand thing, maybe God doesn't care about New Zealand's time. I'm sure that is what it is.

The end is coming soon, I can feel it. Just have faith everyone!

I know it is coming. The Lord would not make a false prediction. Nothing like that has happened before, right? But like I said, I'm not good at thinking for myself so maybe someone can help me out here.

Or just pray real hard that this happens soon. We only have a few hours left. I curse those people who took my money and laughed at me. Just wait until they get theirs!
 Quoting:




You seem like a very nice person if what you say is true. I think you should spend more time studying the Bible rather than relying on the interpretations of others. It's very clear that no one other than God Himself knows the day of the Lord's return. Harold Camping and others alike are false prophets that the Bible spoke of as well. I have faith that we are living in the end times because I have eyes that see. Don't lose faith in the Lord because men have let you down. Peace
 Quoting: pur33nergy7


<SIGH> The irony of it all.

There are people who have told me that I am a nice person. However, I am not the gullible sort as depicted above in my effort at satire.

What this proves however is that there is no end to the gullibility factor on this planet.

The good news here though is that we may have discovered the solution for the world's economic problems..

All those who are unemployed, penniless, homeless or in danger of losing their homes due to unbridled greed on the part of the globalist bankers can simply become self-styled preachers. Then they can all predict the Rapture to occur on different days, sell books, take donations on newly created websites and so on.

Then with just a little luck, if all of these newfound wealthy Rapture-mongers can be persuaded to leave their greed at the door, they can donate some of their winnings to those of their former lot who are too illiterate to write books and create websites.

Then the world's economic problems will be solved, pronto. Meanwhile, everyone else will be so gullible and so.. ahem.. intellectually challenged.. that they will fail to see what is happening and be kept occupied by believing that one day after the other, after the other and after another will be THE DAY when the end will come.

And everyone will live happily ever after!
Comi

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05/21/2011 02:47 PM
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when will people learn the bible was written by a man, it's nothing more than a fairytale.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1388911


yes, this ! cool2
Why you mad tho?
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05/21/2011 03:13 PM
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Re: World to end May 21, 2011 so he says......
when will people learn the bible was written by a man, it's nothing more than a fairytale.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1388911


yes, this ! cool2
 Quoting: Comi


Idiot...
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05/21/2011 03:18 PM
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did this guy think to decipher matthew 24:36? hes an idiot
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05/21/2011 03:19 PM
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YOU KNOW THEY CALL US FAGS DRAMA QUEENS

WELL I SAY THERE ARE SO MANY RELIGIOUS FREAKS THAT ARE HIGH DRAMA QUEENS !!!

JUST LOOK AT THIS THREAD

YOU PEOPLE CRACK ME UP
Anonymous Coward
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05/21/2011 03:32 PM
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Re: World to end May 21, 2011 so he says......
Randy Savage bodyslammed Jesus. That's why the Rapture has been postponed.
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05/21/2011 03:39 PM
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[link to solar-b.nao.ac.jp]
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05/21/2011 04:17 PM
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If I fart at 6PM it's over folks
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05/21/2011 04:17 PM
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Re: World to end May 21, 2011 so he says......
[link to en.vedur.is]

whatever
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05/21/2011 04:19 PM
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Re: World to end May 21, 2011 so he says......
Its nearly 6am here 22end Bros nothing happened just im real pissed and real baked and yeah 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1362499


lol
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05/21/2011 04:24 PM
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I really want to hear from these rapturetards now
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05/21/2011 04:27 PM
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I just want to know exactly how he thinks he knows the exact time of this "end of the world".

God: "Yo, hey Harold Camping..."

Harold Camping: "Yo, wut up my biznatch"

God: "Yea hey, the world gonna end in a few days. Write this down."

Harold Camping: "Fo sho, ready to copy."

God: "5 7 10"

Harold Camping: "huh uh, got it...whats the mathmatical equation?"

God: "times 2"

Harold Camping: "no wayyyy...you gonna rapture all them mu-fckas on 21 may 2011?"

God: "Yea Man. tell them i only got room for 2%, everyone else gonna have to hold out on earthquakes."

Harold Camping: "exactly 2%?"

God: "yea...it was like 2.9%, but i said screw it and rounded down."

Harold Camping: "aight coo. what else?"

God: "nothin else, God out."

Harold Camping: "wait...God? Yo God!"

***crickets***

Harold Camping: "wait God!! I wanted to know if I'm in that 2%!!!....mu-fcka...Oooo south parks on!"


True Story...
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05/21/2011 04:28 PM
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If I fart at 6PM it's over folks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1270741


I told you to skip the beans damnit...
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05/21/2011 04:29 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1344427


[link to sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov]
Miserybusiness

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05/21/2011 04:29 PM
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Re: World to end May 21, 2011 so he says......
Well then can we get drunk?
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Re: World to end May 21, 2011 so he says......
Randy Savage bodyslammed Jesus. That's why the Rapture has been postponed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393614


LOL..but seriously rip randy savage

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