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BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility

 
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BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
Iran busts 'spy pigeons' near nuclear site

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TEHRAN (AFP) – Security forces in Natanz have arrested two suspected "spy pigeons" near Iran's controversial uranium enrichment facility, the reformist Etemad Melli newspaper reported on Monday.

One of the pigeons was caught near a rose water production plant in the city of Kashan in Isfahan province, the report cited an unnamed informed source as saying, adding that some metal rings and invisible strings were attached to the bird.

"Early this month, a black pigeon was caught bearing a blue-coated metal ring, with invisible strings," the source was quoted as saying of the second pigeon.
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lol

"The pigeons have infiltrated the uppermost levels of Tehran's infrastructure..."

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lol

"The pigeons have infiltrated the uppermost levels of Tehran's infrastructure..."

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Re: BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
the part about the invisible wires IS strange, however...
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Re: BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
5 stars for "spy pigeons"

:)
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Re: BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
I guess the goatboy has never heard of homing pigeons.

Too busy fucking his goats, I guess.

Army Pigeons in World War I & II

The U.S. Army used specially trained homing pigeons to carry messages during WWI and WWII. They were considered an undetectable method of communication. Fort Monmouth, New Jersey was the home of the U.S. Army Pigeon Breeding and Training Center from 1917 until 1957. A small capsule would be placed around the leg of the pigeon and a paper message was put into the capsule. The bird would be released to fly to its home loft with the message.

Over 200,000 carrier or homing pigeons were used by the Allied forces during World War I and II in order to conduct surveillance and relay messages to the front.

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Re: BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
bump
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damned

They are everywhere!
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Re: BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
wtf is this story about... birds with invisible wires? WTF is an invisible wire?
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Re: BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
I guess the goatboy has never heard of homing pigeons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 531113


No, I don't think it's that.

I think he's laughing at the public arrest and media announcment by Iran regarding two pigeons.
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damned

They are everywhere!
 Quoting: Evil Twin

I bet they were Jewish pigeons!


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Let's hope those pigeons don't talk while being tortured - I fear they are probably American pigeons and that could lead to trouble!
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damned

They are everywhere!

I bet they were Jewish pigeons!


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damned

They are everywhere!

I bet they were Jewish pigeons!


lol
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Oh yeah! Those invisible strings probably stretched all the way to Tel Aviv! ROFL
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damned

They are everywhere!

I bet they were Jewish pigeons!


lol

Oh yeah! Those invisible strings probably stretched all the way to Tel Aviv! ROFL
 Quoting: Evil Twin


lmao
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I guess the goatboy has never heard of homing pigeons.

Too busy fucking his goats, I guess.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 531113

:&ardo:

Good one jackass..

Homing pigeons fly to a spot with a note tied to their leg - these were SPY pigeons, probably zionist pigeons..
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damned

They are everywhere!

I bet they were Jewish pigeons!


lol
 Quoting: mathetes


I just flew in from Tel Aviv - and oy, are my arms tired..

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Re: BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
Maybe by "invisible strings" they mean clear fishing line.

Maybe it was just a pigeon that got caught in some angler's line with a bobber or something on it, geez they sound paranoid in Iran.!
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Am I to assume anyone that raises homing pigions is suspect?
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I guess the goatboy has never heard of homing pigeons.

Too busy fucking his goats, I guess.


:&ardo:

Good one jackass..

Homing pigeons fly to a spot with a note tied to their leg - these were SPY pigeons, probably zionist pigeons..
 Quoting: Grizzled Old Goat


probably zionist pigeons..

Probably gifts from the American taxpayer, more like. Just like everything else.

The pigeons are the means of transporting, and maybe collecting, the information.

The spy is the guy who's working the pidgeons on site.

Or maybe you thought the pigeons were running the operation all on their own.
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Re: BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
Meet ADOLF, the Pigeon.



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Re: BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
I guess the goatboy has never heard of homing pigeons.

Too busy fucking his goats, I guess.


:&ardo:

Good one jackass..

Homing pigeons fly to a spot with a note tied to their leg - these were SPY pigeons, probably zionist pigeons..


probably zionist pigeons..

Probably gifts from the American taxpayer, more like. Just like everything else.

The pigeons are the means of transporting, and maybe collecting, the information.

The spy is the guy who's working the pidgeons on site.

Or maybe you thought the pigeons were running the operation all on their own.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 531113


Are you for real?

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Re: BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
So a couple packs of alka seltzer problem solved. Better than putting the lives of our and their children at risk so some assholes who don't pay taxes can cut another profit in their competition to cut each others throats.
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Re: BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
Awesome...the invisible strings are probably control antennas running that new zioavian 2.0 controller system. With that new system a pigeon can out run a swallow...yes an African swallow and download 30 gig a minute of spy data. Read about it here:

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Re: BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
the part about the invisible wires IS strange, however...
 Quoting: markusmaximus

Now we have fly by wire pigeons


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Re: BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
Awesome...the invisible strings are probably control antennas running that new zioavian 2.0 controller system. With that new system a pigeon can out run a swallow...yes an African swallow and download 30 gig a minute of spy data. Read about it here:

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No. Read about it HERE.

Scientists create remote-controlled pigeon

From Times Online
February 27, 2007

Chinese scientists have succeeded in implanting electrodes in the brain of a pigeon to control the bird’s flight remotely, state media have reported.

The Xinhua News Agency said scientists at the Robot Engineering Technology Research Centre at Shandong University of Science and Technology in eastern China used the micro-electrodes to command the bird to fly right or left, and up or down.

The implants stimulated different areas of the pigeon’s brain according to electronic signals sent by the scientists via computer, mirroring natural signals generated by the brain, Xinhua quoted chief scientist Su Xuecheng as saying.

It was the first such successful experiment on a pigeon in the world, said Mr Su, who conducted a similar successful experiment on mice in 2005.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The caged pigeons B.F. Skinner had were POLITICAL PRISONERS!
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Re: BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
Maybe we should start looking at the pigeons in the US a lot more closely.

We know the Iranians are constantly fielding ever more advanced weaponry.

I am certain by now that Iranian counter intelligence spy-pigeons are running amuck in the US at this very moment stealing all our best secrets and stuff.

Those friggen sneaky bastards!
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Re: BREAKING: Iran captures spy pigeons at Natanz nuke facility
Well, now I'm convinced. Forget the NWO, the birds are having their own uprising! From 9/11 to this recent event, it could only be handled by professionals. We don't even speak their language, they could talk about it all the time, laughing at us, and we'd never even know. And all our security measures are for naught, those birds will never go through metal detectors or have to give up their laptops!

Dinosaurs used to rule this planet, and now it's painfully clear that their descendants are trying to take it back. They can't take us on directly, so their plan is to get us to fight and destroy ourselves, while they squawk happily in the background, entirely unsuspected.

Down with the terrorists! Down with the birds!
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Maybe we should start looking at the pigeons in the US a lot more closely.

We know the Iranians are constantly fielding ever more advanced weaponry.

 Quoting: G. House

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