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what are good ways to get revenge on someone whos fucking with you and harrasing you?

 
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what are good ways to get revenge on someone whos fucking with you and harrasing you?
good and descreet ways?
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tell Amway they are an easy sell
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the best way is to swear to yourself you will never sink down to their level
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the best way is to swear to yourself you will never sink down to their level
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Agreed.

But the #1 thing you should do is ignore them completely. Make believe they don't exist.

It's simple, really. Don't let negative emotions take over your mind. It's bad for you. Common sense.

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living well and paying them
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Re: what are good ways to get revenge on someone whos fucking with you and harrasing you?
Sugar in gas tank.
I forget what it's actually suppose to do, but a complete engine rebuild is required.
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Stab them in the fucking face---

Always works for me.
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swift punch to nose and then go about oyur business
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Re: what are good ways to get revenge on someone whos fucking with you and harrasing you?
the best way is to swear to yourself you will never sink down to their level

Agreed.

But the #1 thing you should do is ignore them completely. Make believe they don't exist.

It's simple, really. Don't let negative emotions take over your mind. It's bad for you. Common sense.

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yes another thing is to commit a random act of kindness
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Sugar in gas tank.
I forget what it's actually suppose to do, but a complete engine rebuild is required.
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If you really want to disable a car, pour water into the gas tank. That could do some serious damage.
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Set their email address up for a membership for free bestiality porn....
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swift punch to nose and then go about oyur business
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use your elbow or forearm

it's the shits to bust your hand on an asshole's face

plus it you slip and his teeth cuts your hand, you can get a really bad infection and loose your hand
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a government study in 2008 and again in 2012 showed over 50% of the measured population were really, really stupid

“Barack Obama thinks his job is to lead the mob, not the country.”
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You didn't hear it from me, but I happen to know a certain individual that had maple syrup (not the real stuff) applied to their interior seats.
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The ol' flaming bag of dogsh!t
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Google "CIA book on dirty tricks"
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The ol' flaming bag of dogsh!t
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yes !!!
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a government study in 2008 and again in 2012 showed over 50% of the measured population were really, really stupid

“Barack Obama thinks his job is to lead the mob, not the country.”
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The ol' flaming bag of dogsh!t


yes !!!
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Wow...it is remarkably similar to the picture underneath your name as well!
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Get yourself a scary face-mask, a rubber apron and a chainsaw, then go LEATHERFACE on the bastard!

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Duck tape 2 new bic lighters together, unwind a coat hanger to use to push the lighters up his rides tailpipe to drop them in his mufflers. Dual exhaust?? Double em up boys.

Bout 10 miles down the road BOOM. Needs new mufflers.

It's a wild ride lemme tell ya's....
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Duck tape 2 new bic lighters together, unwind a coat hanger to use to push the lighters up his rides tailpipe to drop them in his mufflers. Dual exhaust?? Double em up boys.

Bout 10 miles down the road BOOM. Needs new mufflers.

It's a wild ride lemme tell ya's....
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send their personal email to PacNassGUY and tell him they love Obama.
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Get a prepaid cellphone and call his house. If his wife/gf answers, pretend to be his jealous boyfriend.
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Fill out every web form you can find with their Name, address, email and most importantly their phone number.
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Tell them you're infected with a sexual disease?
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Sugar in gas tank.
I forget what it's actually suppose to do, but a complete engine rebuild is required.


If you really want to disable a car, pour water into the gas tank. That could do some serious damage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 532233

sugar doesnt work anymore with fuel injection....they blow out the lines, replace the filter, empty the tank.... no engine damage.....sorry....water, same shit....now, tung oil.....
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go buy a fish....wire it to the cat converter in the bastards exhaust...on top, of course....2 days, unsellable car...... no that i would advocate such vandalism.... really, if they piss you off enough to do the shit recomended on this thread, go with kanigo2's suggestion.... use a fork, it leaves horrific scars..... all the acts of vandalism recomended are felonies.... may as well commit assault with a deadly weapon, at least when you're locked up, they'll say "that crazy bastard stabbed a dude with a fork...." might get to keep your sneakers....
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Walk away.
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Re: what are good ways to get revenge on someone whos fucking with you and harrasing you?
My advice is that people who harrass you are really wanting your attention, and the best way to deal with them or get revenge on them is to 'seem' to totally ignore them. Not that you shouldn't keep an eye on them, but appear to ignore them. It drives them crazy.

Eventually they may do something really stupid out of deparation for your attention. Don't let yourself be the one that does something stupid, let them be the dumbass.

If eventually they come on your property and start their BS, call the cops. Tell the cops this person has been harrassing you and you believe they may have a gun. LOL
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Re: what are good ways to get revenge on someone whos fucking with you and harrasing you?
No acts of violence or vandalism which can always be traced back to you and encourages them to do the same.

In the meantime, tho - rumor and inuendo always works well. Again, you don't want it traced back to you.

Do the "I heard someone in the ladies room" (or men's room) or something and say you feel so sorry for that person if it is true. Ask the people you are talking to if they heard anything.

A lot depends on who it is harrassing you and why.

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