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what are good ways to get revenge on someone whos fucking with you and harrasing you?

 
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Place a marble in gas tank.
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1) have a trashcan out back where you and the boys piss every day after drinking beer. Feel free to take a watery dump or two in said can when the need arises. Throw any thing else foul that comes to mind into the mix. When garbage gets about 2/3 full, load it in back of your truck at 3 am then lean it against target's door and ring the doorbell. Run.

2) Late night unannounced pizza deliveries.

3) go to the library and collect tons of magazine subscription cards and address to target. Check "bill me later" box of course.

4) Send Bestiality or homosexual porn to target's next door neighbor but with target's name on it. His place of employment is also an option.

5)Go to [link to wakerupper.com]
and wake target up at all hours day and night.

6)Buy a throwaway cell phone and call for an ambulance at 4am.

7) Call the local funeral homes and tell them you have a friend that wants to buy a prepaid funeral plan...

8)When target is out of town sprinkle yard with exfoliative.

9) Go to feed store and purchase Fly Pheromone and put around house to draw thousands of flys to his house.

10) Stuff a pair of used panties in the crack of the seat of his car. His wife WILL find them.

These are all I can think of right now but should get you off to a good start. :-)
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10/22/2008 05:30 PM
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Spend a lot of time with his wife/girlfriend. Take her out for lunch. Go over for coffee when he is gone and be sitting there when he comes home. Don't touch, just have a lot of fun seeing him get madder and madder.
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10/22/2008 05:31 PM
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Sign them up for a 100s of magazine subscriptions. Use your imagination on which ones to pick. If you know their email address and possibly their phone number, start signing them up for all kinds of info and subscriptions providing their email address and phone number.

Internet surveys are a great way to get their email, phone and home or PO Box address broadcast so they can get as much junk mail, sales calls and spam as possible. They'll never know where its coming from and I don't think you've committed a crime. There are all kinds of "free trial offers" (google it) where they could have all kinds of stuff arriving at their door, etc.
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04/04/2009 02:17 AM
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get a bag of rock salt and spread it on their lawn takes liek a month to set in but nothing will grow for years
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04/04/2009 02:22 AM
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Get you and your friends to dress up as vampires, werewolves, etc. Then go ring his doorbell and shout TRICK OR TREAT! It's April, he won't know what to do.
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04/04/2009 02:50 AM
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if the direct aproach doesn't work. ie " i will devour you!!"

picture a pentagram burning on their head. imagine the flames growing and growing until the person is ash.
masterbate , during climax imagine their ribs snapping and slicing into their internal organs.
these visualizations wont actualy kill them but will make them aware somehow that it's dangerous to fuck with you.
it likley isn't, if it were you wouldn't be asking people for advice on this here. you should probably just avoid them. they are likley more powerful than you lest you wouldn't be the one sweating over it. let it go

if they continue to they will become ill and begin to exsperience bad luck. you have to be careful because if
you let your hatred and anomosity run rampant it will also
effect you in the same way.
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04/04/2009 02:56 AM
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If you know their landline & mobile phone numbers, (even their address!) put them up all over town in toilets & phone boxes.. advertising fetish sexual services.
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04/04/2009 02:58 AM
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revenge is.. cowardly.
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the best revenge is being happy
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Sugar in gas tank.
I forget what it's actually suppose to do, but a complete engine rebuild is required.
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bleach works better kills the engine in minutes
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pancake syrup - pillow feathers - car
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aquire a heart and lung machine so that they can live as you remove theirs. slice away at them piece by piece keep the head and eyes alive. it is wrong to kill.
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04/04/2009 03:26 AM
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Change environment and hang around with nice people instead of assholes. Being happy is the best medicine.
Otherwise you will land in a spiral of hatred.
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04/04/2009 04:06 AM
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Re: what are good ways to get revenge on someone whos fucking with you and harrasing you?
the best way is to swear to yourself you will never sink down to their level

Agreed.

But the #1 thing you should do is ignore them completely. Make believe they don't exist.

It's simple, really. Don't let negative emotions take over your mind. It's bad for you. Common sense.

stoner



yes another thing is to commit a random act of kindness
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This is good cosmic advice.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind!
Besides when they do eventually bring shit upon themselves innocence is the best position/defense.

Then still offer them a hand,be the Adult and help to educate another immature soul on how to act properly in this Universe by example.
Do onto others as you would have done to you.
Just basic wisdom.
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04/04/2009 04:20 AM
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Re: what are good ways to get revenge on someone whos fucking with you and harrasing you?
good and discreet ways?
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the best course is to do precisely nothing
because they actually expect you to respond
try having some self respect rather
than lowering yourself to their level.
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04/04/2009 04:22 AM
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Marry them!
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04/04/2009 04:24 AM
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Re: what are good ways to get revenge on someone whos fucking with you and harrasing you?
This is probably the nastiest.

Go use their bathroom.

This is called the "gift that keeps on giving"


Take the top tank cover off. Deliver a big shit into the reservoir tank. Replace lid. That should love them for a while.
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04/04/2009 04:39 AM
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be always busy eought to avoid talking to them .find new social circle to ease into ...stirring shit just backfires, so keep your hands clean .cause lawyers are not cheap. get busy with inportant stuff. ...besides it always comes back home to them sooner or later ...
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04/04/2009 04:57 AM
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Rebuke them in the name of Jesus Christ or if you hold the higher preisthood knock the dust from your shoes on their doorstep.
The deception continues to crumble.
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04/04/2009 05:04 AM
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Re: what are good ways to get revenge on someone whos fucking with you and harrasing you?
the best way is to swear to yourself you will never sink down to their level

Agreed.

But the #1 thing you should do is ignore them completely. Make believe they don't exist.

It's simple, really. Don't let negative emotions take over your mind. It's bad for you. Common sense.

stoner
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that's the worse thing you can do.

first try to understand why they are doing what they do, try to reason. IF that doesn't work.

contact the LAW.

ignoring them will only pour gas on the fire..and enrage the person.

stalkers will not stop
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Re: what are good ways to get revenge on someone whos fucking with you and harrasing you?
Sit down and have a friendly talk with his momma.

Discuss his family and your hopes that they will all prosper.

She will give him your friendly greetings and let him know you know who all his relatives are & where they are.

Most men will stop f*ng with you after that wake-up call.

Be nice!

A little bit of nice goes a long way!

Especially when you are dealing with scum that thinks his actions are separate from the real world of cause and effect.
You might even be "the one" who convinces him to become a fine decent person.
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05/09/2009 12:57 AM
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I have one really good way to get revenge. And it only costs about $3.50.

1. Get a Half Gallon of milk in the plastic jug.

2. put it somewhere where it can spoil. When you are able to smell it through the jug is what has worked but I don't know exactly how long it takes. store it in a garage or dark place. Till it gets really funky.

3A. Throw the jug on their front doorstep so it Busts open. Or if you want to be sneakier poor the gucky stuff out where ever you want them to be miserable everytime they go there, and dispose of the jug.

3B. IF they have a car and they leave the window cracked use a funnel or a peice of plastic and pour it in the car!! ...

The result is the foulest longest lasting stench that almost makes you want to wretch.

I found this out in college, a guy in my dorm left a jug of milk under his bed. Room started stinking and they didnt know what it was. Then they found the jug. We were drunk and threw it over the balcony and the odor was horrendous and it lasted so long.
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05/09/2009 12:59 AM
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good and descreet ways?
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piss in his gas tank
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05/09/2009 01:00 AM
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good and descreet ways?
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Off them. If you want to be discreet, have someone else off them.

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good and descreet ways?
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Ignore them souly...
Question authority every time. Ask them how that makes them feel. Ask them why? Ask them when you have an opinion with your opinion and question them with that! There is no being with ALL THE answers accept for God. Even still question. But trust if it's all good and loving then follow with your full heart believing. For the light will always be the light. It makes me a believer.
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Bang his wife, eat his pets
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Re: what are good ways to get revenge on someone whos fucking with you and harrasing you?
be careful, if you live where you can find it stuff poison oak or poison ivy underneath their car door handles. Works best if its at night. USE gloves and plastic bags so you do get it on you!

When they go to the car they will be like what who put leaves here. Then they will proceed to drive away and pick their nose, kiss their partner, masturbate whatever. then they will be in for HELL!!!!

IF YOU CANT GET POISON OAK OR POISON IVY. YOU COULD USE>

Dogshit. Doesnt last as long but its something.



... OH YEAH you could sign them up for an online college email inquiry.. those fuckers call you off the hook and bug you.

Then use there email and information and search on google for those sites that give away "FREE WII's or Ipods" for filling out a couple of surveys. it takes some time but they get bombarded with emails and crap!!!.
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05/09/2009 01:07 AM
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Craigslist

Post their phone number with an ad for "FREE CHICKENS" and "Call at NIGHT".
Irdooomed

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05/09/2009 01:12 AM
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OP: seriously, money is the key. If you're worth more than they can ever hope for, then you automatically win.

Other than that, I'd say forget about trying to fight them or get revenge.
You only waste your time on trivialities, that will only cost you in some obvious or obscure way.

Still, if they really want a fight on their hands.

Use your brain! You can end up having other people specifically for the purpose of annihilating anyone you have a problem with, if you're wiiling to apply yourself.

Marry them!
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You're an evil and vindictively vicious person!
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