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If I were the devil

 
Paul Harvey
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10/23/2008 12:20 PM
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If I were the devil
If I were the Devil -- By Paul Harvey


I would gain control of the most powerful nation in the world;

I would delude their minds into thinking that they had come from
man's effort, instead of God's blessings;

I would promote an attitude of loving things and using people,
instead of the other way around.

I would dupe entire states into relying on gambling for their state revenue;

I would convince people that character is not an issue when it comes to leadership;

I would make it legal to kill unborn babies;

I would make it socially acceptable to take one's own life, and
invent machines to make it convenient;

I would cheapen human life as much as possible so that the life of
animals are valued more than human beings;

I would take God out of the schools, where even the mention of His name was grounds for a lawsuit;

I would come up with drugs that sedate the mind and target the young, and I would get sports heroes to advertise them;

I would get control of the media, so that every night I could pollute the mind of every family member with my agenda;

I would attack the family, the backbone of any nation.

I would make divorce acceptable and easy, even fashionable. If the family crumbles, so does the nation;

I would compel people to express their most depraved fantasies on canvas and movie screens, and call it art;

I would convince the world that people are born homosexuals, and that their lifestyles should be accepted;

I would convince the people that right and wrong are determined by a few who call themselves authorities and refer to their agenda as politically correct;

I would persuade people that the church is irrelevant and out of
date, and the Bible is for the naive;

I would dull the minds of Christians, and make them believe that
prayer is not important, and that faithfulness and obedience are optional;

Hmmm... I guess if I were the devil, I'd leave things pretty much the way they are.

Good day

Paul Harvey
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10/23/2008 12:25 PM
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Re: If I were the devil
Sounds like very good progress on this plan has already been made...peace to you!
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10/23/2008 12:25 PM
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Re: If I were the devil
And now you know the rest of the story.............
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10/23/2008 12:27 PM
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Re: If I were the devil
And now you know the rest of the story.............
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lol hf
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Re: If I were the devil
If I were God, I would just kill them all.
Pardon me for interrupting your premature celebration, but I thought it only fair to give you a sporting chance as you are new to this game.
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10/23/2008 12:39 PM
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Re: If I were the devil
If I were God, I would just kill them all.
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no my friend, i will just kill the devil lol
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10/23/2008 12:52 PM
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Re: If I were the devil
If I were God, I would just kill them all.


no my friend, i will just kill the devil lol
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Would you use a side kick to the sternum?
Pardon me for interrupting your premature celebration, but I thought it only fair to give you a sporting chance as you are new to this game.
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Re: If I were the devil
If I were God, I would just kill them all.


no my friend, i will just kill the devil lol


Would you use a side kick to the sternum?
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most definitevely
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10/23/2008 01:24 PM
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And now you know the rest of the story.............
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OMG!!! Paul Harvey's the DEVIL?!!
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Re: If I were the devil
If I were the Devil -- By Paul Harvey


I would gain control of the most powerful nation in the world;
Why stop at the most powerful..why not ALL nations?

I would delude their minds into thinking that they had come from man's effort, instead of God's blessings;
Which god? There are thousands of gods, all worshipped with just as much dedication.. as the Christian's idea of a god.

I would promote an attitude of loving things and using people,instead of the other way around.
I dunno'..given a choice between 'things' or peace and justice..I bet the majority of people would choose peace and justice.

I would dupe entire states into relying on gambling for their state revenue;
Gambling is an illness as all compulsions are. And just about everybody has some sort of compulsion.

I would convince people that character is not an issue when it comes to leadership;
Baloney..most people have been fooled into trusting their leaders..instead of trusting their own common sense.

I would make it legal to kill unborn babies;
Illegal or legal, this act has gone on since the beginning of time. It's a social injustice..and until the world changes..this and many other injustices will continue.

I would make it socially acceptable to take one's own life, and invent machines to make it convenient;
Suicide needs only one person's acceptance..not society's.

I would cheapen human life as much as possible so that the life of animals are valued more than human beings;
Some human beings behave worse than animals.

I would take God out of the schools, where even the mention of His name was grounds for a lawsuit;
Again..which god are you speaking of? And is there enough room for all of them in the school system?

I would come up with drugs that sedate the mind and target the young, and I would get sports heroes to advertise them;
"No" is a simple word that when applied here..saves lives.One need only say no.

I would get control of the media, so that every night I could pollute the mind of every family member with my agenda;
Back to the "No" definition again.

I would attack the family, the backbone of any nation.
The enemy can only grow strong.. if one allows it.

I would make divorce acceptable and easy, even fashionable. If the family crumbles, so does the nation;
Human error is found in all circles of society. It is what makes us human. Peace is always preferred over abuse.

I would compel people to express their most depraved fantasies on canvas and movie screens, and call it art;
We could use the word, "No" here again.

I would convince the world that people are born homosexuals, and that their lifestyles should be accepted;
Each person is born to follow their own path. And as long as that path does not harm another..it has a right to exist. Just as people who live alternate to these practices feel they have rights.

I would convince the people that right and wrong are determined by a few who call themselves authorities and refer to their agenda as politically correct;
There is no one way to live life..as long as each belief system does not infringe or injure the harmony of others..therefore right and wrong are open to interpretation.

I would persuade people that the church is irrelevant and out of date, and the Bible is for the naive;
Who's church? Who's religion? The church and religion you deem to be true..should be a private matter. Not forced upon others.

I would dull the minds of Christians, and make them believe that prayer is not important, and that faithfulness and obedience are optional;
The world is not made up of just Christians. Let Christians live as they see fit..and allow others to do the same.


Hmmm... I guess if I were the devil, I'd leave things pretty much the way they are.

Good day

Paul Harvey
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 Quoting: Paul Harvey 533128


Dear Mr. Harvey,

Here's an old Indian saying:
Show me a man that has all the answers..and I'll show you a fool.
Show me a man that says he is perfect..and I'll show you a liar.
Never trust a fool or a liar.
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Re: If I were the devil
Well that's another mission accomplished then.

Very smart also to just say that "there is no law anymore"
that always works, wicked good idea. Just let them do what they want to do and tell them "you under grace now" BANG ! that's a powerful mantra right there.

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