GOOD Jobs In a RECESSION

Want a good job that's perfect for the recession?

one word.

Arson.

The hours are good, the overhead is practically nonexistent, you work when you want, and it's a cash business.

And with the recent economic downturn, there are many folks who would want to use your services for the insurance money. And the worse the economy gets, the more work you could get. In fact, you could probably turn it into a franchised business model. You could hire people, give them benefits, including dental. You could be adding to the workforce of the country. That's right, you could be providing a much needed service in these tough economic times. And, after all, what's more capitalistic than that? The free market economy working exactly as it was designed.

You also provide work for the various contractors in your area. Talk about urban renewal. Here's a job that offers something for everybody. Your simple act can provide employment opportunities for so many. Done correctly, you, yourself could keep your community from the ravages of depression. You could be a one person stimulus package for your area. Yes, in your own way, you could be a hero.

The only real downside is, it's pretty much a overnight shift. But, on the other hand, you get to sleep in each day. And your days are free to do what you choose.


Now, I just know, someone who is, humor impaired, is going to read this and get all worked up over this, let me say right now.....it's a joke!

But seriously....it could work.....Kidding!

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