Caught my brother-in-law today | |
refugee13 User ID: 432561 United States 10/23/2008 10:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jerking off! Quoting: Cunning_linguistRemember, these ppl are refugees from IKE. Father-in-law Mother-in-law Brother-in-law (disabled with CP) So I walk in to wake him up so he can wake up his mother and BAM. He's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle in the guest bed... The worst part is, where was he going to put his...uh... discharge? I use a shirt or towel on the rare occasion that I have to crank one out. Anywho, just thought I'd share. now you really need to get them on the road... "Livin' The Dream..." "Don't believe in anyone, 'cos they'll feel you so much more" "So break me down if it makes you feel right~and hate me now if it keeps you alright~you can't break me down if it takes all your might~cause I'm so much more than meets the eye..." "Some people would bitch if their ice cream was cold..." |
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Cunning_linguist (OP) User ID: 530377 United States 10/23/2008 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I called my wife and told her...(it's her brother) She said... OMFG, NFW, YGBSM and and EWWWWWWW. I hear you about the small stuff, but the room is starting to smell a little ripe and I think he's prolly leaving his seed on MY comforter and letting it dry. I am about to barf just thinking about it. De Bunker Hiding in a Bunker. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 422855 United Kingdom 10/23/2008 10:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jerking off! Quoting: Cunning_linguistRemember, these ppl are refugees from IKE. Father-in-law Mother-in-law Brother-in-law (disabled with CP) So I walk in to wake him up so he can wake up his mother and BAM. He's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle in the guest bed... The worst part is, where was he going to put his...uh... discharge? I use a shirt or towel on the rare occasion that I have to crank one out. Anywho, just thought I'd share. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 422855 United Kingdom 10/23/2008 10:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I called my wife and told her...(it's her brother) Quoting: Cunning_linguistShe said... OMFG, NFW, YGBSM and and EWWWWWWW. I hear you about the small stuff, but the room is starting to smell a little ripe and I think he's prolly leaving his seed on MY comforter and letting it dry. I am about to barf just thinking about it. YOUR AVATARD REEKS OF BEING A BIG FUCKING JACKOFF! |
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Cunning_linguist (OP) User ID: 530377 United States 10/23/2008 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I feel bad for the guy in that: He's 50 years old. Has CP. Suffers from Grand Mal Seizures. Lived with his folks for his entire life. Obviously never been married Looks like Steven King but with a Grizzly Adams Beard. But he takes SO MANY DRUGS FOR HIS CP that he supposedly HAS NO SEX DRIVE. Guess he does have one after all. He is intelligent in the writer sort of way, but HAS NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HIS LIFE. De Bunker Hiding in a Bunker. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 422855 United Kingdom 10/23/2008 10:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jerking off! Quoting: Cunning_linguistRemember, these ppl are refugees from IKE. Father-in-law Mother-in-law Brother-in-law (disabled with CP) So I walk in to wake him up so he can wake up his mother and BAM. He's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle in the guest bed... The worst part is, where was he going to put his...uh... discharge? I use a shirt or towel on the rare occasion that I have to crank one out. Anywho, just thought I'd share. "He's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle in the guest bed..." WHILE HE WAS DOING THAT, YOU PROBABLY SPIKED HIM IN THE SHITTER! Brother-in-law---> :dubya: <---YOU! |
Cunning_linguist (OP) User ID: 530377 United States 10/23/2008 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know you're going through a lot taking everyone in and frankly it would drive over the edge. Here's to you for being a stand up guy! Quoting: Turtles KnowTHANKS! The only people who really know the situation are GLP'ers, my wife (she can't kick out her own folks) and the lady who cuts my hair. My hair cut lady said: "What's up with the mustache". I replied, "My wife HATES mustaches, when her folks go, the stash goes". I have threatened to get some wax and do the pringles twirl on the ends. De Bunker Hiding in a Bunker. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 515767 United States 10/23/2008 10:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know you're going through a lot taking everyone in and frankly it would drive over the edge. Here's to you for being a stand up guy! Quoting: Cunning_linguistTHANKS! The only people who really know the situation are GLP'ers, my wife (she can't kick out her own folks) and the lady who cuts my hair. My hair cut lady said: "What's up with the mustache". I replied, "My wife HATES mustaches, when her folks go, the stash goes". I have threatened to get some wax and do the pringles twirl on the ends. The stash thing is funny! How's their house coming along? Is it even savable or will they have to completely rebuild, jeeze, that'll take months. As irritating as I know it must be, know that you are doing a good thing. And if you have to get some wax and do a handlebar stash, go for it, gotta do what you gotta do |
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Himie User ID: 490291 United States 10/23/2008 11:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First off, let me say I feel for you op. I have also shared your pain in the past. I am pretty good at hacking stuff... started getting in to smart card ID systems for different security packages. Which led me to test some theories on the different sat providers around :) Well, it turns out, doesn't matter who it is, if you have unlimited tv channels, EVERYONE, not just most people, but EVERYONE, watches pr0n when they stay at your house... I also hacked the tivo and had access to the logs they keep on each of us. It logs exactly what time, station and program you are watching and for how long. It then calls home and uploads that intel to phillips.com if you are not careful. This was most distressing when my parents would stay at the house. I can honestly tell you if you do not do something about the situation, it will haunt you... Since it is your wife's brother, you will probably be the one to have to talk to him about it. You can try arguing with your wife, but good luck with that... I do have an alternative choice for you. Get you 1 of those little viles of cinnamon toothpicks. You can coat his remote control with it, or put some on yer hand and go shake hands with him. if you do it correctly, you will be able to tell by the screams the next time he gets busy... Make sure it is his parents that find him, and be there in the doorway after they rush in. just stand there asking what happened? Hopefully, they will be so embarrassed, they move before telling you the truth :) |
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Cunning_linguist (OP) User ID: 530377 United States 10/23/2008 11:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey Guys, Quoting: Himie 490291First off, let me say I feel for you op. I have also shared your pain in the past. I am pretty good at hacking stuff... started getting in to smart card ID systems for different security packages. Which led me to test some theories on the different sat providers around :) Well, it turns out, doesn't matter who it is, if you have unlimited tv channels, EVERYONE, not just most people, but EVERYONE, watches pr0n when they stay at your house... I also hacked the tivo and had access to the logs they keep on each of us. It logs exactly what time, station and program you are watching and for how long. It then calls home and uploads that intel to phillips.com if you are not careful. This was most distressing when my parents would stay at the house. I can honestly tell you if you do not do something about the situation, it will haunt you... Since it is your wife's brother, you will probably be the one to have to talk to him about it. You can try arguing with your wife, but good luck with that... I do have an alternative choice for you. Get you 1 of those little viles of cinnamon toothpicks. You can coat his remote control with it, or put some on yer hand and go shake hands with him. if you do it correctly, you will be able to tell by the screams the next time he gets busy... Make sure it is his parents that find him, and be there in the doorway after they rush in. just stand there asking what happened? Hopefully, they will be so embarrassed, they move before telling you the truth :) I know where to get THE OIL that is diluted and used to make those toothpicks... GOOD IDEA! De Bunker Hiding in a Bunker. |
Cunning_linguist (OP) User ID: 530377 United States 10/23/2008 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know you're going through a lot taking everyone in and frankly it would drive over the edge. Here's to you for being a stand up guy! Quoting: Turtles KnowTHANKS! The only people who really know the situation are GLP'ers, my wife (she can't kick out her own folks) and the lady who cuts my hair. My hair cut lady said: "What's up with the mustache". I replied, "My wife HATES mustaches, when her folks go, the stash goes". I have threatened to get some wax and do the pringles twirl on the ends. The stash thing is funny! How's their house coming along? Is it even savable or will they have to completely rebuild, jeeze, that'll take months. As irritating as I know it must be, know that you are doing a good thing. And if you have to get some wax and do a handlebar stash, go for it, gotta do what you gotta do Their situation is not as bad as it could be. I tarped the roof (the correct way), they need 3 windows and entirely new HVAC system, in and out. Other than that, they are good to go. De Bunker Hiding in a Bunker. |
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Doc Savage Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 272605 United States 10/23/2008 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I called my wife and told her...(it's her brother) Quoting: Cunning_linguistShe said... OMFG, NFW, YGBSM and and EWWWWWWW. I hear you about the small stuff, but the room is starting to smell a little ripe and I think he's prolly leaving his seed on MY comforter and letting it dry. I am about to barf just thinking about it. Hmm... File this one under "WAY Too Much Information"... |