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List of Common Stereotypes

 
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1) Asians have high IQs. They are smarter than most in Math and Science. These people are more likely to succeed in school. (Positive stereotype)

3) African Americans can dance. (Positive stereotype)

4) Caucasians can't dance. (Negative stereotype)

5) French are romantic. (Positive stereotype)

6) Irish are alcoholics. (Negative stereotype)

7) Italians are good lovers. (Positive stereotype)

8) Germans are Nazis or fascists. (Negative stereotype)

9) Middle Easterners hate Americans. (Negative stereotype)

10) Russians are violent. (Negative stereotype)

11) Gay men are feminine while lesbian women are masculine.

12) Asians know martial arts.

13) African Americans play basketball.

14) Women are neat and like to clean.

15) Men take charge in a relationship.

16) Asian men have smallest penis size while African American men have the biggest penis size.

17) Immigrants have poor English.

18) Indians work at a deli.

19) Caucasian women do not have big boobs naturally like African American females.

20) Jewish people are cheap.

white people can't dance

black people are criminals

rednecks are stupid

irsih people are drunk

italians are gangsters

asians can't drive

women aren't as smart as men

gays are promiscuos

jews are cheap

i could seriously do this all day...

it's not just you, we all get a slice of the pie

White: Snotty, redneck, cant dance, cant play sports, privaledged

Asian: drive hondas, eat rice, are great at math, small peckers

Black: law breakers, soul food, gangsta theme, only listen to rap, disrespect all females, poor, can dance, great at sports

Whites can't dance, are strict with their kids and have no rhythm. They also "rule" the world.

Blacks are always connected to crime and drugs. The women are all loud and the men, are all well-endowed.

Puerto Ricans are all drunks and bisexual. They are all friendly, some are loud and family-oriented.

Asians are worked hard, especially as kids, and are talented and very smart. Asian women have small body structures and laugh a lot like little school girls and most of the men have below average-sized penises.

The Irish (I know they're still white, but this needs to be said) are all miserable drunks.

The Indian-based races know next to no English, are all doctors and telemarketers with bad accents.

Italians are mobsters and love to eat pasta, lasagna, goulash and spaghetti only!!


TEN TRUTHS BLACK, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. NSYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional spanking helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.


TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Tupac is dead.
2. O.J. did it.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. Wearing a ring on each finger is bad fashion sense.
8. Church does not require you to wear expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.


TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. You can't drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. It's not necessary to change your birth name to an "American name."
4. We have enough nail salons and dry cleaning businesses.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.


TEN TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickies are unattractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. The only part of the car that should touch the ground are the tires.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. Ten people to a car or house is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad
>>>fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
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Hi OP, these are funny. What's really wierd about America is that it seems here people make sure to accentuate their own stereotyped behavior.

American White men make sure they don't know how to dance (European whites can dance by the way, and invented many complex dances).

American Black men make sure they don't perform too well in school (African blacks can be top students, but this is looked down on in American black culture).

It's like people become ultra conscious of these little quirks and exaggerate them to prove they are part of their own group. These sound like little things, but watch the sparks fly when someone breaks the "rules" for their race in America (when a young black man excels in school, young white hetero man is an excellent dancer, etc).
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fk u lols =0 not even close man prety messed up
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No one referrence to the most common stereotype of all :

Blondes...
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I dunno why I lol'd at "all Asians drive Hondas." 1rof1
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Shouldn't it be "Asians drive Hondas poorly"?

Asians are the worst drivers.
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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Shouldn't it be "Asians drive Hondas poorly"?

Asians are the worst drivers.
 Quoting: Factual Error


Yeah definitely mate, im asian and i could drift better then your american ass ;D and white people cant do anything for shit, just sit down and watch the superbowl like uncivilised cavemen.
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Funny OP.
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it's just a joke and sure americans watch the superbowl but their the people who made this great country and they work hard to provide for their families.
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No one referrence to the most common stereotype of all :

Blondes...
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i bet ur a blond dumb azz
cuz those r rednicks
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Shouldn't it be "Asians drive Hondas poorly"?

Asians are the worst drivers.
 Quoting: Factual Error


Yeah definitely mate, im asian and i could drift better then your american ass ;D and white people cant do anything for shit, just sit down and watch the superbowl like uncivilised cavemen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2513039


you probably used Google translate didn't u
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Shouldn't it be "Asians drive Hondas poorly"?

Asians are the worst drivers.
 Quoting: Factual Error


Yeah definitely mate, im asian and i could drift better then your american ass ;D and white people cant do anything for shit, just sit down and watch the superbowl like uncivilised cavemen.
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Yeah right. Nice sarcasm all i do is sit on my ass in NJROTC. and somehow i got in the 2nd best platoon in drill. BOOM! in the first of the year yeah we were 7th (overall) now were 3rd (overall) and that's a BIG improvement. And i am white. Our XO is also white and he's a bad ass.
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My asian boyfriend drives a honda.
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Shouldn't it be "Asians drive Hondas poorly"?

Asians are the worst drivers.
 Quoting: Factual Error


Yeah definitely mate, im asian and i could drift better then your american ass ;D and white people cant do anything for shit, just sit down and watch the superbowl like uncivilised cavemen.
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Lighten up! It's good to be able to laugh at yourself, I don't see anything wrong with OP's thread.

I'm blond, I'm Irish and I'm a woman and I'm not offended by jokes.
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
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Black people like watermelon, and fried chicken.
Boycott the media! They support the destruction of this country.
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Shouldn't it be "Asians drive Hondas poorly"?

Asians are the worst drivers.
 Quoting: Factual Error


Yeah definitely mate, im asian and i could drift better then your american ass ;D and white people cant do anything for shit, just sit down and watch the superbowl like uncivilised cavemen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2513039


Lighten up! It's good to be able to laugh at yourself, I don't see anything wrong with OP's thread.

I'm blond, I'm Irish and I'm a woman and I'm not offended by jokes.
 Quoting: geminilion


Someone is way to serious.
Boycott the media! They support the destruction of this country.
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Americans just eat and go to disneyworld.
Boycott the media! They support the destruction of this country.
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Shouldn't it be "Asians drive Hondas poorly"?

Asians are the worst drivers.
 Quoting: Factual Error




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Black people like watermelon, and fried chicken.
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And stealing........

And reparations......

And having a low IQ......

And mugging.........

Did I mention stealing?.....



However, unlike OP's list, my list is 100% FACT!




amazing
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Mexico just surpassed the United States as the fattest country in the world.

Do we now change the fat stereotype to Mexico?
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Black people like watermelon, and fried chicken.
 Quoting: Maximus Shillingus





And stealing........

And reparations......

And having a low IQ......

And mugging.........

Did I mention stealing?.....



However, unlike OP's list, my list is 100% FACT!



Wow some is racist how about .....white ppl like getting cursed out in public by their kids, living in trailers, getting knocked up at 16, smoking and dying of lung cancer, being soccer moms and doing nothing all day, being redneck,spoiling their kids, did I mention getting cursed out by their own kids in public, being gay, being anorexics, tripping over their two left feet, kissing their pets...... shall I go on

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white people are filthy, smell like wet dog and love mayonnaise
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im writing an essay about stereotypes which is an issue I do not like talking about, even though I am afraid of blacks, no offense, but some are very scary as well as Hispanic guys that look like criminals, it does not mean they are all the same, I've seen very attractive black men and Hispanics that do not look like they are going to rape you. no one is perfect!peace
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You almost got 100%.

Only wrong one was kissing your pets isn't cute.

Pets are too cute not to kiss.
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white people are filthy, smell like wet dog and love mayonnaise
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yo momma
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No one referrence to the most common stereotype of all :

Blondes...
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None of these are intended to be measures of bad character. These are behaviors, habits or preferences I have openly ridiculed friends over when they have claimed that there is nothing stereotypical about them: Sweet Tea,grape soda or any cold drink sweeter than cough syrup, pickled tips,turkey necks and other soul food staples, chicken and waffles, bunny bread, aversion to fresh fruit or vegetables,rubbing alcohol in bathwater, mad dog 20/20, black and milds, Newport cigarettes, bad tipping and separate checks at restaurants, fruit scented perfumes, more than one bluetooth enabled cell phone (an earpiece on each ear), Heineken consumed at nightclubs but OE or Colt 45 consumed at home,request for small loans with no fixed terms of repayment ("I need five"), We did it! Obama shirts and two for $99 gold teeth.
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Priests like little boys
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Conspiracy theorists are crazy
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You guys should all stop fighting each other. Sure I'm an Asain, but I get god grades in English and Soanish, too. I did not use google translate. Stereotypes were made so you guys could say stuff like, "I don't need to be as smart as an Asian, because they're naturally smarter." Everyone just stop fighting. Different races have different strengths and weaknesses, so stop accusing others of you're own weaknesses.

Notice the grammar. It's completely correct.

I took about 2 minutes typing this.

This only proves that it doesn't matter what race you are.

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