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Why are women so stupid?

 
Captain Spaulding
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06/17/2012 12:09 AM
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Re: Why are women so stupid?
Just look at the garbage they lap up womens magazines. So vain. So superficial.

Equality is earned, not assumed.
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I'm 53 and never have and don't hang out with women who read those rags. Or watch "Idol" or "dancing with the spoiled brats" or listen to pop music.

Find yourself an artistic, happy, creative woman that knows how to think for her-self. They're out there, you just won't find one in a bar trying to build her fragile ego by wearing whatever she saw a *celebrity* hawking in a fashion rag that week.

I know quite a few. They intimidate most guys who are only on the prowl for their little plastic Barbie that they can show off to their friends and call their own.

I was dating a girl who had dark hair and grey eyes and if a guy was looking at her too much she just gave them an ego-crushing look that could stop traffic. She owns her own successful business. So does my ex-wife. Go for the ones who think and work for themselves. Or stick with the followers and keep complaining about how stoopid women are.
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06/17/2012 12:11 AM

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Someone needs to put the OP back in his cage. It's past his bedtime.

Last Edited by CatBTX on 06/17/2012 12:11 AM
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06/17/2012 12:41 AM
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Re: Why are women so stupid?
God's sense of humor!
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06/17/2012 12:47 AM
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Re: Why are women so stupid?
And yet, your dick suffers without us.

Sorry, OP.


Men are screwed by their ***ahem*** better halves wink
 Quoting: Only Me


wow is that all you have on the brain? whatever happened to companionship, support, love?

no it's just pussy...sadly that's all today's women have to offer

lets face it...without one, half the women would be scrounging for cans and copper wire if left to their own skills and devices
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1262006


actually, i support myself and my son without welfare assistance and without child support.

I cook food mostly from my own garden that I alone keep up.

I work full-time plus take on extra little jobs: housecleaning, babysitting, etc....

I have a power drill and I know how to use it.

I know how to and DO change my own oil. Tires too.

I attend mixed martial arts classes twice a week at the health center on the campus where I work.

:ombottle:

I can kick your ass.




I was just trying to bring levity to the matter. Sorry you are so uptight.

Have a lovely day ;)
 Quoting: Only Me


yeah when women say theyre not on child support, it means they came to an agreement with the man with out lawyers.
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Mostly true. There is a guy somewhere paying.
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06/17/2012 12:49 AM
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Re: Why are women so stupid?
Months pass after God created Eve for Adam. During one of his morning strolls, God joins him. God asks Adam, "How is your woman?"

Adam replies back, "God, she's wonderful....except..."

God looks puzzled and replies, "Except what??"

Adam says, "Why did you make her so stupid and ignorant?"

God replies back to Adam, "So she would love you."
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06/17/2012 12:51 AM
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Just look at the garbage they lap up womens magazines. So vain. So superficial.

Equality is earned, not assumed.
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I know quite a few. They intimidate most guys
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 5707485


This another cliche. No man is "intimidated" by a woman, regardless of what she does or doesn't do.

Sometimes repulsed, but never intimidated. That's something out of women's magazines.
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06/17/2012 01:00 AM
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Just look at the garbage they lap up womens magazines. So vain. So superficial.

Equality is earned, not assumed.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 528024


LOLS most men are trash.
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06/17/2012 05:16 AM
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Just look at the garbage they lap up womens magazines. So vain. So superficial.

Equality is earned, not assumed.


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LOLS most men are trash.
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Kiwi dyke
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06/17/2012 06:04 AM
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06/17/2012 06:36 AM
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The husband said to his wife, "Why did God make you so beautiful and stupid at the same time?"

The wife answered, "He made me beautiful so that you would love me..........and he made me stupid so that I would marry you".

Case closed.
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06/17/2012 06:39 AM
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Inferiority .
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06/17/2012 07:23 AM
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Re: Why are women so stupid?
Hell if I know. I used to get upset and argue when people posted this anti-woman stuff. But after dealing with my female in-laws, who are the stupidest, most manipulative, game-playing two-faced gossips, I can only agree.

But remember, not all of us are like that. And the ones who are not dumb cunts get bullied when we try to put up with them, just like they would walk all over some guy who lets them get away with their stupidity.
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06/17/2012 07:53 AM
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And yet, your dick suffers without us.

Sorry, OP.


Men are screwed by their ***ahem*** better halves wink
 Quoting: Only Me


wow is that all you have on the brain? whatever happened to companionship, support, love?

no it's just pussy...sadly that's all today's women have to offer

lets face it...without one, half the women would be scrounging for cans and copper wire if left to their own skills and devices
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1262006


actually, i support myself and my son without welfare assistance and without child support.

I cook food mostly from my own garden that I alone keep up.

I work full-time plus take on extra little jobs: housecleaning, babysitting, etc....

I have a power drill and I know how to use it.

I know how to and DO change my own oil. Tires too.

I attend mixed martial arts classes twice a week at the health center on the campus where I work.

:ombottle:

I can kick your ass.




I was just trying to bring levity to the matter. Sorry you are so uptight.

Have a lovely day ;)
 Quoting: Only Me


Cool story bro! Where's the chapter where you shut the fuck up and nobody gives a fuck?
Anonymous Coward
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06/17/2012 08:28 AM
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Re: Why are women so stupid?
They don't need to understand the world to survive, just to understand man and manipulate his instincts.
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06/17/2012 08:29 AM
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Re: Why are women so stupid?
Why are women stupid? Because they're really very SMART.

Well, in a society that believes that women can do no wrong, and men can do nothing right, intelligence need not enter the picture.

So it typically doesn't.

And if it does? Then it's SMART to be STUPID.

You see, everything men say is wrong, and nothing women say can possibly be incorrect. Now go worship your holy vaginas until you can afford a coffin, you useless meatsacks.

(Talking to men of course... If you actually have a vagina, you and only you are the giver of life, sustainer of the universe, arbiter of all that is good and holy and beyond reproach, subjugation, questioning or other icky things...)

The whole existence of abortion is merely to protect the holy vagina. Women are so wise that they are able to discern before birth whether or not the child will be a suitable worshiper of the holy vagina.

If not, the baby is not even allowed to be birthed, as the baby does not have credentials for holy vagina passage. Credentials such as a boat, German car, 401K, Italian casualwear, vintage wine in a vintage wine cellar, palatial penthouse in an expensive zip code, etc...

This is a sure sign of the obvious superiority of the holy vagina over all that exists. As women need not own any of those things, since their holy vagina can use it's incredible holiness to confer the power of righteousness to any woman in any situation. Thereby enabling her to win any court case, or simple social dispute. As all of the aforementioned perks are part and parcel of society.

Any baby that is birthed should thank the holy vagina in the sky that someday it may be blessed enough to bequeath the efforts of it's lifelong labors towards the attainment of a few minutes more of contact with the holey vagina.

Or perhaps subjugate a reasonable segment of all that exists to it's own holy vagina. Should it be of the godlike and superior race possessing less than nothing between it's legs.

This message brought to you by the Holy Vagina. The deity so wonderful, that men eventually invented cloning so that women would STFU already about how there was no life before a vagina.
Anonymous Coward
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06/17/2012 08:36 AM
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Re: Why are women so stupid?
I love women, but the things, topics on women magazine are so superficial. Just like men love competition and sport, women like accessorizing and looking pretty. As a guy it looks odd, but I guess competition and sports looks odd to a woman.
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06/17/2012 09:20 AM
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Because when you have a pussy you don't have to try to develop a personality and become intelligent to impress men. Men have to offer more than just their dicks to get a girl but all girls need to get a guy is a pussy.
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+1

They just sit back and take their pick, a toddler can do that.
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06/17/2012 09:23 AM
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And yet, your dick suffers without us.

Sorry, OP.


Men are screwed by their ***ahem*** better halves wink
 Quoting: Only Me


wow is that all you have on the brain? whatever happened to companionship, support, love?

no it's just pussy...sadly that's all today's women have to offer

lets face it...without one, half the women would be scrounging for cans and copper wire if left to their own skills and devices
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1262006


actually, i support myself and my son without welfare assistance and without child support.

I cook food mostly from my own garden that I alone keep up.

I work full-time plus take on extra little jobs: housecleaning, babysitting, etc....

I have a power drill and I know how to use it.

I know how to and DO change my own oil. Tires too.

I attend mixed martial arts classes twice a week at the health center on the campus where I work.

:ombottle:

I can kick your ass.




I was just trying to bring levity to the matter. Sorry you are so uptight.

Have a lovely day ;)
 Quoting: Only Me


Cool story bro! Where's the chapter where you shut the fuck up and nobody gives a fuck?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1866628


clappa
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06/17/2012 09:33 AM
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I love women, but the things, topics on women magazine are so superficial. Just like men love competition and sport, women like accessorizing and looking pretty. As a guy it looks odd, but I guess competition and sports looks odd to a woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16439676


Perhaps you have heard of the GLP mascot, The Nobody... He is the perfect answer to the Holy Vagina. When you can subjugate an entire world to what isn't between your legs, then what can be more threatening to your beliefs and followers than a guy that isn't actually there, and has no body.

He came from Nowhere, sired by The Nothing, and he achieves Nothing Whatsoever. With No Effort. All you know about him is his gender. Male.

He doesn't even require a vagina! His power is by fiat itself.

Fiat currency controls many a vagina, but The Nobody is so much higher than fiat currency, that he doesn't even keep it around. He requires nothing of the latest fashion, fashion is whatever he decides to wear on any particular day.

Do you have something? He doesn't, and he didn't have it before you don't have it. And he's better at not having it than you are. And what's more, he doesn't care.

Ten million holy vaginas can present themselves at The Nobody's door, and be rejected by the biggest penis they will never see. Holy vaginas do not have what it takes to be in the same league as The Nobody. Far more powerful than the genitalia which you cannot afford, is the genitalia that cannot be bought. Should The Nobody subjugate the holy vagina, it would easily create a clusterfuck of the highest order.

Likely resulting in people who don't deserve money having it (men), people who don't deserve intelligence possessing it (men). Cats that bark like dogs. Various religions involving words used in clever ways to describe how much someone else is different than you and therefore fucked up. Addictions to prescription medications...

The list is endless.

The only thing threatening the holy vagina, the progeny of the Being Which Hath Not Betwixt Thee Legs, is The Nobody. The being who has it, will not sell it, doesn't care, and just got done slapping your mother across the face with it.
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Re: Why are women so stupid?
this is easy, they were born STUPID.

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