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Teaching yourself to share with your other five room mates in a Socialist Society

 
Hungry roomie
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Teaching yourself to share with your other five room mates in a Socialist Society
Teaching yourself to share with your other five room mates in a Socialist Society.

You are the only room mate with a peach and the rest of us are hungry.

The law dictates that you slice your peach into six EVEN pieces.

Three of your roomies horde and hide their food but you don't know that.

Now give me a slice of that peach or I'm calling big brother on your ass.
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10/30/2008 01:16 PM
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Re: Teaching yourself to share with your other five room mates in a Socialist Society
buy six peaches?


socialism is a good thing, when all capitalism has done is fuel everyone's passion for throwing their extra food and crap away. they bought it, so they acn do w/e blah blah. a social society would help stop many things you all ache about fyi. just no dictators. maybe a social republic? idk u tell me
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10/30/2008 01:21 PM
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Re: Teaching yourself to share with your other five room mates in a Socialist Society
When only two of the roomies work and most of the money goes to pay rent and utilities, are you going to run out and buy six peaches with no money left over but enough for one?

Yes, socialism is a good thing, it's easy to get used to hunger after a little while.
buy six peaches?


socialism is a good thing, when all capitalism has done is fuel everyone's passion for throwing their extra food and crap away. they bought it, so they acn do w/e blah blah. a social society would help stop many things you all ache about fyi. just no dictators. maybe a social republic? idk u tell me
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10/30/2008 01:22 PM
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Re: Teaching yourself to share with your other five room mates in a Socialist Society
lol it was just a thought :)
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10/30/2008 01:25 PM
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Re: Teaching yourself to share with your other five room mates in a Socialist Society
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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10/30/2008 01:28 PM
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Re: Teaching yourself to share with your other five room mates in a Socialist Society
Forget the peach. Every payday you deposit your check into a joint account for all 6 of you. You each take what you need until the money is gone. If one or two of you don't have a job then there is still money for them and no incentive to find a job.

You go to work like a chump and before you know it you're "Daddy" supporting your "kids".
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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10/30/2008 01:32 PM
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Re: Teaching yourself to share with your other five room mates in a Socialist Society
Except you can't discipline your 'kids.'
Forget the peach. Every payday you deposit your check into a joint account for all 6 of you. You each take what you need until the money is gone. If one or two of you don't have a job then there is still money for them and no incentive to find a job.

You go to work like a chump and before you know it you're "Daddy" supporting your "kids".
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10/30/2008 01:36 PM
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Re: Teaching yourself to share with your other five room mates in a Socialist Society
Thats not the way socialism works dumbass.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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10/30/2008 01:39 PM
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Re: Teaching yourself to share with your other five room mates in a Socialist Society
Except you can't discipline your 'kids.'

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Yes I can and do. If they don't clean their room or wash the dishes etc they don't get privileges. They would still get food and shelter but no luxuries.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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10/30/2008 01:40 PM
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Re: Teaching yourself to share with your other five room mates in a Socialist Society
Thats not the way socialism works dumbass.
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Who are you talking to?
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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10/30/2008 01:49 PM
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Re: Teaching yourself to share with your other five room mates in a Socialist Society
OP you are a FREAK.

There is NOTHING about "slicing peaches" that prevents you from excelling beyond your peers if you do truely have the metal.

It's all about not stepping on the other guys face in the process.












Oh, and one more thing: FUCK YOU.

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