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Remember Benjamin Creme?

He is the guy that said the one we have all been waiting for is here.

The Messiah. The Maitreya. The Imam Mahdi. The World Teacher.

Well this entity last showed himself in Nairobi Kenya.

Hmmmm ..... Whats so familiar about Nairobi Kenya?

Obama's half-brother is tracked down to Nairobi slum


That's right! Obamas family cmes from Nairobi Kenya!

NAIROBI, Kenya - Hundreds of U.S. Embassy employees and their families cheered and sang to greet Sen. Barack Obama after he met Friday with President Mwai Kibaki during Obama’s first trip to his father’s homeland since taking office.

Homecoming
The Illinois Democrat and his family are headed Saturday to the western village of Nyangoma-Kogelo, where Obama’s father grew up and where his grandmother still lives.

On the streets of the capital, Nairobi, reactions to Obama’s arrival Thursday were mixed.


CHECK THIS OUT

[link to www.balaams-ass.com]

[link to www.deceptioninthechurch.com]

[link to www.lightinfo.org]

[link to www.watchman.org]

[link to www.share-berlin.info]

[link to www.share-international.org]
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Osama bin (doin your) yo-mama is not the messiah. Even if I believed the Bible crap, doesn't the anti-christ come first? Hmmm.
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google apostikane. ww3 still hasn't come yet.
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Messiah, antichrist, personally I don't believe in either. However the connections are perhaps a little more than coincidental?
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the antichrist will confirm the 7 year peace treaty. when it happens you will know but there has to be a ww first.
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Sorry, but this is pure coincidence. Maitreya lives in London, according to Creme.
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Ok, now I'm confused. Obama is going to get Creme(d) on by the "teacher".

Ah, nevermind. Sounds about right.
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Remember Benjamin Creme?

He is the guy that said the one we have all been waiting for is here.

The Messiah. The Maitreya. The Imam Mahdi. The World Teacher.

Well this entity last showed himself in Nairobi Kenya.

Hmmmm ..... Whats so familiar about Nairobi Kenya?

Obama's half-brother is tracked down to Nairobi slum


That's right! Obamas family cmes from Nairobi Kenya!

NAIROBI, Kenya - Hundreds of U.S. Embassy employees and their families cheered and sang to greet Sen. Barack Obama after he met Friday with President Mwai Kibaki during Obama’s first trip to his father’s homeland since taking office.

Homecoming
The Illinois Democrat and his family are headed Saturday to the western village of Nyangoma-Kogelo, where Obama’s father grew up and where his grandmother still lives.

On the streets of the capital, Nairobi, reactions to Obama’s arrival Thursday were mixed.


CHECK THIS OUT

[link to www.balaams-ass.com]

[link to www.deceptioninthechurch.com]

[link to www.lightinfo.org]

[link to www.watchman.org]

[link to www.share-berlin.info]

[link to www.share-international.org]
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Obama is not the Messiah.

Obama is not the Maitreya

Prophet of Islam was not the Maitreya

Prophet of Islam was not the Paraclete

Prophet of Islam was not the Kalki

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You know whats stange and gets even stranger for the "Citzen of the World". [link to cornellsun.com]

The blow hard Ahmadinejad (IMAJARHEAD)thinks he can help "usher" in the anti-christ [link to www.ashbrook.org]

Good timing. Considering all the economical, ecological, social, and especially the politcal issues of the times.
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Obama, the World Teacher
By Lee Duigon
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Jul 21, 2008




“Is Obama an enlightened being?” asked San Francisco Chronicle columnist Mark Morford (June 6, 2008).


Well, yes, of course he is, Morford answered himself. As evidence, he cited “enormously smart, wise, spiritually attuned people who’ve been intuitively blown away by Obama’s presence.” Yikes. You can’t argue with really spiritual people, can you?


“Many spiritually advanced people… identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being… who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet,” Morford wrote.


All right, already: so Barack Obama is not just some far-left putz from Chicago, but something more than human, a being on a higher plane. Not just some dork who thinks there are 57 states in the Union, but a Lightworker.


But which higher being is he? An archangel? A genie? Zeus? Hercules? The Mothman? It’s important to know these things.


The evidence is overwhelming: Barack Obama is Maitreya.


I can hear you saying, Huh?


Disappointing, isn’t it? You were expecting something spectacular, like maybe the love-child of Elvis and this really gorgeous pan-sexual secret agent from a galaxy far, far away. Maitreya who?


You need to be educated. So absorb this, taken from one of the many Maitreya websites on the Internet (www.share-international.org/ ).


“Who is Maitreya? He has been expected for generations by all of the major religions… Although the names are different, many believe that they all refer to the same individual: the World Teacher, whose personal name is Maitreya… Preferring to be known simply as the Teacher, Maitreya has not come as a religious leader, or to found a new religion, but as a teacher and guide for people of every religion and those of no religion.


“At this time of great political, economic and social crisis Maitreya will inspire humanity to see itself as one family, and create a civilization based on sharing, economic and social justice, and global cooperation.”


(Hey! Who keeps making all those retching noises in the background? We’re trying to do something spiritual here…)


To all those who still think Al Gore or Richard Simmons is Maitreya—sorry: it’s Obama. Hands down. But don’t worry: he remains the same likeable young man we’ve all come to know as our favorite presidential candidate.


If Obama is not Maitreya, then he and Maitreya have the same speechwriters. But there’s no way Obama intuitively flabbergasts all those spiritually attuned people in San Francisco without being the World Teacher.


At this point we ought to be asking ourselves, Why even hold the election? I mean, this guy is Maitreya, man! Aside from the undeniable fact that anyone who votes against him has got to be a racist, and so shouldn’t be allowed to vote at all, it’s, like, karma that Barack Obama be the president. We need the World Teacher in the White House!


“Under Maitreya’s inspiration, humanity itself will make the required changes and create a saner and more just world for all”—it says so on the Internet.


For “Maitreya” read “Obama.”


And this fallen world deserves him.


Copyright by Lee Duigon
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Italic letters are direct quote of Nostradamus.

Chapter 15 A New Religiousness

The Man from the East at Home in the West

He will appear in Asia and be at home in Europe (could mean West in general)
The man from the East will come out of his seat
Passing across the Apennines to see France
He will fly through the sky

1. Great Hermes's Rod
He will fly through the sky, the rains and the snows
And Strike everyone with his rod

2. The Outlawed Teacher
A man will be charged with destroying the temples and religions altered by fantasy
He will harm the rocks rather than the livings.
Ears filled with ornate speeches

3. Diana (The Moon) and Dhyan
Sooner and later you will see great changes Extreme horrors and vengeances,
For the moon is led by its angel,
The heavens approach the Balance
The moon in the middle of the night ...
The young sage alone with his mind has seen it.
His disciples invite him to become immortal...
His body in the fire

Gautama the Buddha proclaimed that the 'Wheel of Dharma'- the dynamo for human spiritual evolution _ would be turned once every twenty-five centruries by a world teacher to generate man's rise to new states of consciousness. A new turn comes at the end of this millennium (Indication to Falun Dafa couldn't be more clear)

4. Diana (The Moon) and Dhyan
He will take Diana's day as his day of silent rest.
He will travel far and wide in his drive to infuriate, delivering a great people from subjection.

Clue 5 also refers to a 'people' linked to Hermes, the moon and meditation and the coming to the West of an Eastern teacher. Perhaps the teacher travels, or will travel, around the world? Maybe the controversial message of his 'drive to infuriate' orthodox belief will keep the teacher on the move. Nostradamus implies that he will only rest on Diana's day, which would be Monday, the moon's day.

The Coming of Maitreya

The soft voice of the sacred friend is heard under holy ground.
The human flame shines for the divine voice.
It will cause the earth to be strained with the blood of the celibate monks,
And to destroy the sacred (or false) temples of the impure ones.

Gautama, the Buddha, taught that the Wheel of Dharma -- the teaching of truth, is like a great wheel which, 2,500 years from its first revolution, runs out of momentum. The next great world teacher, who is given the name 'Maitreya' meaning 'friend,' would appear around the year A.D. 2000 and will restore momentum and power to all those seeking after religious truth....

This quatrain predicts that organized religion will be destroyed by words of truth spoken by the 'friend' through the 'human flame' of a new religion.

Madame Blavatsky, one of the leading psychic seers of the 19th century, predicted that the Maitreya would appear in Asia around the year 1950.

(The author John Hogue listed ten possible candidates of Asian origin for this world teacher. Most candidates, however, had been deceased at the time the book was published (1994). Among the living are India's Swami Maharishi Mehesh Yogi(1911 -), founder of Transcendental Meditation Movement, and Sun Myung Moon (1920-), founder of Unification Church of Korea.

Mehesh's cozy relationship with organized religions and Moon's political involvement are questioned by the author and they are believed unlikely to be the world leader described by Nostradamus.

No Chinese are included in the list. The book was published in 1994. The writing could have been one or two years early, namely in 1992, the year Master began to teach Falun Gong in China. If John Hogue were to write the book today, it would be hard for him not to include Master Li Hongzhi and Falun Dafa)

A Falun Dafa practitioner in North America
October, 2000
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He is here folks! Obama is not your ordinary politician.

Be he Christ or antichrist,Maitreya or World teacher.

He is not, just another politician.
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Messiah, antichrist, personally I don't believe in either. However the connections are perhaps a little more than coincidental?
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Nah.
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you must be special to get it

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the antichrist will confirm the 7 year peace treaty. when it happens you will know but there has to be a ww first.
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And which 7 year peace treaty would that be? 3.5 max.
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Found this info with Google:

Barack Obama - Nairobi Kenya summer visit in 1988.

Maitreya - seen in Nairobi Kenya June 11 1988
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who cares?>

the jews tricked the romans into nailing the first one to a cross....

you THINK they won't do the same again>?
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Found this info with Google:

Barack Obama - Nairobi Kenya summer visit in 1988.

Maitreya - seen in Nairobi Kenya June 11 1988

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The more I think about this the more I feel there is something to it.

The way people were fainting around Obama. There is something very special about him.

And the Maiteya being seen in Nairobi Kenya of all places for the only time he is ever photographed in public.
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don't worry, the joos have a stick wid his name on it...
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Periodically, at times of great human crisis, they send one of their own into the world to show humanity the way forward. We know some of these teachers as Krishna, Confucius, Zoroaster, the Buddha, the Christ, and Mohammed.

WE ARE NOW AT A TIME OF GREAT ECONOMIC CRISIS.

Anticipation of the imminent appearance of the Master of all the Masters, the World Teacher, Maitreya, grew and waned in the early part of this century.

Near the end of World War II, Maitreya announced his intention to physically enter the everyday world at the earliest possible moment, along with a group of Masters, when humanity had achieved a measure of peace and had begun to implement the principle of sharing.

OBAMA SPEAK OF SHARING THE WEALTH. EVERYONE MUST DO THEIR PART. TO SACRIFICE.

The timing of Maitreya's emergence has been governed by many factors. These include humanity's response to his energies and the need for humanity, through the world's media, to invite him forward, so that our free will is not infringed.


1988: Maitreya begins to appear, both in person and in dreams, to well-known leaders in various countries, and to many ordinary citizens. World détente, and the ensuing release of tensions, allows more open signs of his presence. Manifestations of crosses of light in the windows of people's homes are reported in the US media and seen by many thousands.

Maitreya appears miraculously 'out of the blue' on June 11, 1988, at an open-air prayer/healing meeting in Nairobi, Kenya. He is photographed addressing thousands of people in their own language, who instantly recognize him as the Christ.

OBAMA WAS IN NAIROBI KENYA AT THE SAME TIME!

Day of Declaration
Maitreya will be invited by the international media to speak directly to the entire world through the television networks linked together by satellites.

On this Day of Declaration, we will see his face on the television screen wherever we have access. The biblical statement, "All eyes will see him," will be fulfilled, in the only way in which it can be fulfilled. We will see his face, but he will not speak. His thoughts, his ideas, his call to humanity for justice, sharing, right relationships and peace, will take place silently, telepathically. Each of us will hear him inwardly in our own language. In this way, he will re-enact on a worldwide scale the true happenings of Pentecost 2,000 years ago.

At the same time, the energy which he embodies ― the Christ Principle, the energy of love ― will flow out in tremendous potency through the hearts of all humanity. He has said: "It will be as if I embrace the world. People will feel it even physically." This will evoke an intuitive, heartfelt response to his message. Simultaneously, on the outer, physical plane, there will be hundreds of thousands of miracle healings throughout the planet. In these three ways we will know that Maitreya is the World Teacher, come for all groups, religious and non-religious alike.

Our response to this experience will determine the entire future of this planet. Maitreya will present us with a choice: either we continue as we are now, in the old, greedy, selfish, complacent ways of the past, and destroy ourselves, or we accept the principle of sharing, accept that we are one, and begin the creation of a civilization such as this world has never yet seen. Maitreya already knows our answer. He has said: "My heart tells me your answer, your choice, and is glad."


OBAMA HAS APPEARED BEFORE ALL PEOPLE NOW. HIS DAY OF DECLARATION IS HERE!
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You think God would send a lying lawyer to do his work? Common, get a brain. Obama if from anyone is from the devil! We have one lie after another attributable either to him, around him or from his camp. God doesn't opperate in dishonor! Hopefully Obama is just another scumbag human who intends to rape our economy while doing gullible whorish white girls left and right, but I suspect darker forces at work with him and no I'm not talking about skin color. Keep your eyes open, your powder dry and your rifles loaded!
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You think God would send a lying lawyer to do his work? Common, get a brain. Obama if from anyone is from the devil! We have one lie after another attributable either to him, around him or from his camp. God doesn't opperate in dishonor! Hopefully Obama is just another scumbag human who intends to rape our economy while doing gullible whorish white girls left and right, but I suspect darker forces at work with him and no I'm not talking about skin color. Keep your eyes open, your powder dry and your rifles loaded!
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I don't believe what you have been taught in Sunday school.

The God of the bible is not the creator of the universe.

According to your book the jews didn't recognize the christ the when he came. They pushed to have him crucified by the Romans. Kind of like the way evangelicals feel about Obama.
Huh?
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That is not telling you who Maitreya is. I may not tell you what He will look like or what clothes He is going to wear! You have to recognize Maitreya for yourself, not because it is a game, but because you believe in what He is saying. It doesn’t matter if you don’t think He is Maitreya. If you see a man who is talking about sharing, justice and freedom for everyone, complete change in the world’s relationships, then you might think: “Maybe that’s Maitreya?”

Q. Are we facing the end of hypercapitalism?

A. Yes. According to the Masters the best ratio for successful, stable, fair government is: Socialism 70 per cent – Capitalism 30 per cent. At the present time the ratio in the US is 95 per cent Capitalism – 5 per cent Socialism. UK 85 per cent Capitalism – 15 per cent Socialism. France and Germany much the same. Scandinavia about 40 per cent Capitalism – 60 per cent Socialism. For this reason the Scandinavian countries, except for Iceland, are the most stable and fair.
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He prepares the way for Maitreya who is also here.

Obama, the World Teacher
By Lee Duigon
MichNews.com
Jul 21, 2008




“Is Obama an enlightened being?” asked San Francisco Chronicle columnist Mark Morford (June 6, 2008).


Well, yes, of course he is, Morford answered himself. As evidence, he cited “enormously smart, wise, spiritually attuned people who’ve been intuitively blown away by Obama’s presence.” Yikes. You can’t argue with really spiritual people, can you?


“Many spiritually advanced people… identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being… who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet,” Morford wrote.


All right, already: so Barack Obama is not just some far-left putz from Chicago, but something more than human, a being on a higher plane. Not just some dork who thinks there are 57 states in the Union, but a Lightworker.


But which higher being is he? An archangel? A genie? Zeus? Hercules? The Mothman? It’s important to know these things.


The evidence is overwhelming: Barack Obama is Maitreya.


I can hear you saying, Huh?


Disappointing, isn’t it? You were expecting something spectacular, like maybe the love-child of Elvis and this really gorgeous pan-sexual secret agent from a galaxy far, far away. Maitreya who?


You need to be educated. So absorb this, taken from one of the many Maitreya websites on the Internet (www.share-international.org/ ).


“Who is Maitreya? He has been expected for generations by all of the major religions… Although the names are different, many believe that they all refer to the same individual: the World Teacher, whose personal name is Maitreya… Preferring to be known simply as the Teacher, Maitreya has not come as a religious leader, or to found a new religion, but as a teacher and guide for people of every religion and those of no religion.


“At this time of great political, economic and social crisis Maitreya will inspire humanity to see itself as one family, and create a civilization based on sharing, economic and social justice, and global cooperation.”


(Hey! Who keeps making all those retching noises in the background? We’re trying to do something spiritual here…)


To all those who still think Al Gore or Richard Simmons is Maitreya—sorry: it’s Obama. Hands down. But don’t worry: he remains the same likeable young man we’ve all come to know as our favorite presidential candidate.


If Obama is not Maitreya, then he and Maitreya have the same speechwriters. But there’s no way Obama intuitively flabbergasts all those spiritually attuned people in San Francisco without being the World Teacher.


At this point we ought to be asking ourselves, Why even hold the election? I mean, this guy is Maitreya, man! Aside from the undeniable fact that anyone who votes against him has got to be a racist, and so shouldn’t be allowed to vote at all, it’s, like, karma that Barack Obama be the president. We need the World Teacher in the White House!


“Under Maitreya’s inspiration, humanity itself will make the required changes and create a saner and more just world for all”—it says so on the Internet.


For “Maitreya” read “Obama.”


And this fallen world deserves him.


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Obama as Maitreya?


“Is Obama an enlightened being?” asked San Francisco Chronicle columnist Mark Morford (June 6, 2008).

Well, yes, of course he is, Morford answered himself. As evidence, he cited “enormously smart, wise, spiritually attuned people who’ve been intuitively blown away by Obama’s presence.” Yikes. You can’t argue with really spiritual people, can you?

“Many spiritually advanced people… identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being… who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet,” Morford wrote.

All right, already: so Barack Obama is not just some far-left putz from Chicago, but something more than human, a being on a higher plane. Not just some dork who thinks there are 57 states in the Union, but a Lightworker.

But which higher being is he? An archangel? A genie? Zeus? Hercules? T he Mothman? It’s important to know these things.

The evidence is overwhelming: Barack Obama is Maitreya.

I can hear you saying, Huh?

Disappointing, isn’t it? You were expecting something spectacular, like maybe the love-child of Elvis and this really gorgeous pan-sexual secret agent from a galaxy far, far away. Maitreya who?

You need to be educated. So absorb this, taken from one of the many Maitreya websites on the Internet (www.share-international.org/ ).

“Who is Maitreya? He has been expected for generations by all of the major religions… Although the names are different, many believe that they all refer to the same individual: the World Teacher, whose personal name is Maitreya… Preferring to be known simply as the Teacher, Maitreya has not come as a religious leader, or to found a new religion, but as a teacher and guide for people of every religion and those of no religion.

“At this time of great political, economic and social crisis Maitreya will inspire humanity to see itself as one family, and create a civilization based on sharing, economic and social justice, and global cooperation.”

(Hey! Who keeps making all those retching noises in the background? We’re trying to do something spiritual here…)

To all those who still think Al Gore or Richard Simmons is Maitreya--sorry: it’s Obama. Hands down. But don’t worry: he remains the same likeable young man we’ve all come to know as our favorite presidential candidate.

If Obama is not Maitreya, then he and Maitreya have the same speechwriters. But there’s no way Obama intuitively flabbergasts all those spiritually attuned people in San Francisco without being the World Teacher.

At this point we ought to be asking ourselves, Why even hold the election? I mean, this guy is Maitreya, man! Aside from the undeniable fact that anyone who votes against him has got to be a racist, and so shouldn’t be allowed to vote at all, it’s, like, karma that Barack Obama be the president. We need the World Teacher in the White House!

“Under Maitreya’s inspiration, humanity itself will make the required changes and create a saner and more just world for all”--it says so on the Internet.

For “Maitreya” read “Obama.”

And this fallen world deserves him.



[link to www.chronwatch-america.com]

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